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(Strange Beaver)   Here are some beautiful Star Wars girls to help get your lightsaber ready for Star Wars Day (possibly not safe for work, if you work in THAT type of office)   (strangebeaver.com) divider line 109
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2014-05-04 01:56:54 PM  
Green. This. Now.
 
2014-05-04 02:05:01 PM  

PreMortem: Green. This. Now.


!
 
2014-05-04 02:06:47 PM  
I kept scrolling and it kept going, and going, and going. Very nice.
+1
 
2014-05-04 02:12:43 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com
Boba Fettish?
 
2014-05-04 02:35:55 PM  
My, Oh MY!
 
2014-05-04 03:11:47 PM  
Not one of them demonstrates any appreciation for the canon. Shut up Lucas, you cock.
 
2014-05-04 03:19:50 PM  

Notabunny: Not one of them demonstrates any appreciation for the canon. Shut up Lucas Disney, you cock.


FTFY
 
2014-05-04 03:40:07 PM  
Go plow your mommas, Trekkies!
 
2014-05-04 03:48:46 PM  

Theaetetus: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x920]
Booba Fettish?



FIFY
 
2014-05-04 04:17:47 PM  
These are definitely the droids we're looking for!
 
2014-05-04 05:41:05 PM  
I expect a lax dress code for the Rebel Alliance, but I think some of these Empire girls are dangerously out of uniform.
 
2014-05-04 05:42:41 PM  
NERD PORN!

/which one of those buttons calls your mother to pick you up?
 
2014-05-04 05:43:14 PM  
These will be a day long remembered!
 
2014-05-04 05:43:29 PM  
After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?
 
2014-05-04 05:46:41 PM  

Old Man Winter: I expect a lax dress code for the Rebel Alliance, but I think some of these Empire girls are dangerously out of uniform.


Indeed. They will have to be disciplined. Starting with DD362436 here.

i1126.photobucket.com

/inb4 all the people complaining about all the ink
 
2014-05-04 05:48:08 PM  

ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?


. . . all of them
 
2014-05-04 05:49:02 PM  
"Excuse me, Vader never carried a blaster."

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-04 05:57:32 PM  
If the entire page had only consisted of this picture

www.strangebeaver.com

I would still have been happy.

DAMN.
 
2014-05-04 06:02:07 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com

Bathe her and bring her to me.
 
2014-05-04 06:04:22 PM  
Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.
 
2014-05-04 06:07:28 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.


I doubt all those tattoos are fake.
 
2014-05-04 06:08:38 PM  

grokca: Theaetetus: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x920]
Booba Fettish?


FIFY


Booba Fettish? Booba Fettish!? Where!?
 
2014-05-04 06:08:50 PM  
*ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive
 
2014-05-04 06:08:58 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.


95%
 
2014-05-04 06:09:02 PM  

Arachnophobe: /inb4 all the people complaining about all the ink


I like the ink..., and the latex...
 
2014-05-04 06:09:37 PM  

Mugato: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.

I doubt all those tattoos are fake.


True. I was kinda thinking out loud.
 
2014-05-04 06:12:44 PM  

ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?


THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.
 
2014-05-04 06:15:41 PM  
Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
 
2014-05-04 06:28:34 PM  

walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive


This! Orthodox Star Wars fans represent! It's been a good year for us, too, since the EU heresy has been stuck from the canon.

/I know the 25th is also Towel Day, but I just can't get excited about basing it around a bad pun.
 
2014-05-04 06:30:37 PM  
Don't forget about this one:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-04 06:36:45 PM  
Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.
 
2014-05-04 06:40:55 PM  

Mugato: "Excuse me, Vader never carried a blaster."

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 289x229]


Do early drawings count? airandspace.si.edu
 
2014-05-04 06:41:31 PM  
The thing to remember about the tattoos is that they say "I make poor life decisions," like being an attention-whore.
 
2014-05-04 06:42:46 PM  

vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.


Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.
 
2014-05-04 06:43:27 PM  

rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.


I know, right? I'm willing to be at least 2-3 of them aren't virgins anymore either! What's the world coming to.

Obviously I like ink, as long as it's well done, and odd hair colors. I just think it's dumb to go 'INK IS BAD INK IS BAD!!!' like some people do.
 
2014-05-04 06:46:32 PM  

Arachnophobe: Old Man Winter: I expect a lax dress code for the Rebel Alliance, but I think some of these Empire girls are dangerously out of uniform.

Indeed. They will have to be disciplined. Starting with DD362436 here.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x821]

/inb4 all the people complaining about all the ink


A lot of those chicks were hot... but a lot of them could have eased back on the ink a tad. I don't have a problem with tattoos per se, but like pretty much anything there comes a point where it gets out of hand.
 
2014-05-04 06:51:22 PM  
Not one NSFW pic in the whole bunch
 
2014-05-04 06:52:59 PM  

rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.


Seriosuly.  A little ink can be ok, but when she looks like a freakin' "Where's Waldo" come to life, I lose interest.
 
2014-05-04 06:56:52 PM  
I should add that I'm not complaining - as nerd pandering goes, this was pretty good.  But let's call it what it is.
 
2014-05-04 06:59:14 PM  

RatMaster999: rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.

Seriosuly.  A little ink can be ok, but when she looks like a freakin' "Where's Waldo" come to life, I lose interest.


Not if her clitoris is nicknamed "Waldo," you wouldn't.
 
2014-05-04 07:01:47 PM  

Andric: I should add that I'm not complaining - as nerd pandering goes, this was pretty good.  But let's call it what it is.


You mean it's true? I've underestimated the power of the dark side of Teh Bewbies? I'm conflicted! I'm torn! I want to make out with my sister! Wait. What?
 
2014-05-04 07:12:20 PM  
That certainly is a nice array of bodies, but the masks, especially those of male characters, just... creep me out a bit.
 
2014-05-04 07:13:38 PM  
Nice body, but Boba Face.
 
2014-05-04 07:14:23 PM  
My favorite awful tattoo is the bloody knuckle duster on the girl's navel that says "You knock me out."

Because, you know, tattoos tell a story! About my LIFE!
 
2014-05-04 07:15:54 PM  
Some hot.  Some not so hot.


Some EXTREMELY hot.  Mmmmmm.
 
2014-05-04 07:17:02 PM  

Mad_Radhu: walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive

This! Orthodox Star Wars fans represent! It's been a good year for us, too, since the EU heresy has been stuck from the canon.

/I know the 25th is also Towel Day, but I just can't get excited about basing it around a bad pun.


*bro fist*

But bah. Zahn's Heir to the Empire(and Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command) was excellent, I'd be lying if I said I didn't want at least part of that made into a movie.  Since the initial book came out in 1991, all these years later it almost feels like I'm defending original Star Wars material, not extended universe material, funny huh?

Here's to hoping Kasdan has still got some of that Empire gravitas and mythos reserved for part 7.
 
2014-05-04 07:17:41 PM  
I really enjoyed the pun in the last pic.
 
2014-05-04 07:20:33 PM  
Star Whores?
 
2014-05-04 07:21:25 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com
 
2014-05-04 07:33:20 PM  

walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive


You're going to want a copy of this: Harmy's Despecialized Edition.
http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY
 
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