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(Starpulse)   John Hinckley, Jr. has been released from lockup after thirty-two years. Jodie Foster put on high alert   (starpulse.com) divider line 254
    More: Scary, Jodie Foster, Ronald Reagan, John Hinckley, Travis Bickle, psychiatric treatment, ballistic trauma  
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2014-05-04 12:06:03 PM  
Boy, do I have some disappointing news for him...
 
2014-05-04 12:59:59 PM  
I'd put Obama's bodyguards in high alert too.
 
2014-05-04 02:53:31 PM  
He shot Reagan, he shot the pig, didn't he?
He shot the secretary in the head, didn't he?
Between the eyes, in the chest, .22's are the best
For your dear, for your honey, kill the prez, leave the rest

We're Jodie Foster's Army, Jodie Foster's Army!

In your room, plot the crime, Mom and Dad's house
People Mag, Jodie dear, for you I'll kill that louse
Shoot the prez, shoot a cop, the secretary too
We're Jodie's Army, we've got guns, how 'bout you!

We're Jodie Foster's Army, Jodie Foster's Army!

Kill!
 
2014-05-04 02:56:13 PM  
Well, there you go again....
 
2014-05-04 03:20:48 PM  
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Only a few sources on this, and they are sourced to the Daily Mail and the Enquirer. The DM has pics and video, and suggests this is a conditional increase to 17 days per month from 10 days per month. I would be surprised to see him ever out in society again. It still seems really improbable to me that given the power of the Federal government that wouldn't be some sort of mechanism to keep him tethered to the system for life.
 
2014-05-04 03:44:06 PM  
So you can shoot the President and as long as you say something goofy as a motivation you get sent to Arkham Asylum  as opposed to Blackgate Penitentiary? And you can get released?
 
2014-05-04 03:57:25 PM  
You know, he never actually killed anyone. It was his "family" that killed Sharon Tate.
 
2014-05-04 03:57:41 PM  

Mugato: So you can shoot the President and as long as you say something goofy as a motivation you get sent to Arkham Asylum  as opposed to Blackgate Penitentiary? And you can get released?


It was a different time in American history.
 
2014-05-04 04:02:25 PM  

shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone


Well it wasn't for a lack of trying. That's what's so weird about "attempted murder". What if Satan decided he didn't need Reagan anymore and let him die from his injuries? John would have been charged with 1st degree murder and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state) for committing the exact same actions.
 
2014-05-04 04:31:07 PM  

Mugato: shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone

Well it wasn't for a lack of trying. That's what's so weird about "attempted murder". What if Satan decided he didn't need Reagan anymore and let him die from his injuries? John would have been charged with 1st degree murder and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state) for committing the exact same actions.


Hunh. So Satan *did* save Reagan.
 
2014-05-04 04:31:30 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 530x447]

Only a few sources on this, and they are sourced to the Daily Mail and the Enquirer. The DM has pics and video, and suggests this is a conditional increase to 17 days per month from 10 days per month. I would be surprised to see him ever out in society again. It still seems really improbable to me that given the power of the Federal government that wouldn't be some sort of mechanism to keep him tethered to the system for life.


The most surprising part of that first story is that I thought Nancy Reagan had died.
 
2014-05-04 04:32:29 PM  
".......according to the National Enquirer."

Oh, well then.
 
2014-05-04 04:33:57 PM  
Tonight, we have switched regular Jodie Foster with lesbian Jodie Foster. Let's see what happens!
 
2014-05-04 04:34:46 PM  

shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone. It was his "family" that killed Sharon Tate.


Wrong guy.
 
2014-05-04 04:35:09 PM  

Mugato: So you can shoot the President and as long as you say something goofy as a motivation you get sent to Arkham Asylum  as opposed to Blackgate Penitentiary? And you can get released?


Right. Because the psychologists and psychiatrists you'd be dealing with have NEVER heard of malingering and have absolutely NO experience in telling the difference between real schizophrenia and "saying something goofy".
 
2014-05-04 04:35:52 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone. It was his "family" that killed Sharon Tate.

Wrong guy.


wow I've counted two people now who missed the joke. You did your best.
 
2014-05-04 04:36:42 PM  
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2014-05-04 04:36:47 PM  

Mugato: and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state)


As the victims were all federal officials, the federal government had jurisdiction, not the state.
 
2014-05-04 04:36:57 PM  
Thanks, Obama.
 
2014-05-04 04:37:19 PM  
Hinckley had a vision.
 
2014-05-04 04:39:41 PM  
Jesus CHRIST! O_O

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2014-05-04 04:40:03 PM  

Enigmamf: Mugato: and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state)

As the victims were all federal officials, the federal government had jurisdiction, not the state.


Whatever.
 
2014-05-04 04:40:24 PM  
So I assume the NRA will carry him out on their shoulders. Judging from the hatred i see for Brady on every gun forum.
 
2014-05-04 04:41:30 PM  
WAITER, MY BOWL OF FARK BRANDTM CREAM OF CRAPMEDIA SOUP HAS A FLY IN IT!!
 
2014-05-04 04:42:21 PM  

Mugato: Enigmamf: Mugato: and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state)

As the victims were all federal officials, the federal government had jurisdiction, not the state.

Whatever.


When did Wahington DC become a state?
 
2014-05-04 04:42:55 PM  
He took his best shot and now she is playing for the other team.
 
2014-05-04 04:43:31 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: So I assume the NRA will carry him out on their shoulders. Judging from the hatred i see for Brady on every gun forum.


Or at least make him attend classes on energy transfer and terminal ballistics.
 
2014-05-04 04:44:26 PM  

Mugato: shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone

Well it wasn't for a lack of trying. That's what's so weird about "attempted murder". What if Satan decided he didn't need Reagan anymore and let him die from his injuries? John would have been charged with 1st degree murder and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state) for committing the exact same actions.


Yep. The legal system rewards failure.
 
2014-05-04 04:45:19 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Boy, do I have some disappointing news for him...


done in one.
 
2014-05-04 04:46:12 PM  
I picture him and his mom sitting on the couch and watching Nell over and over again.
 
2014-05-04 04:48:29 PM  

"An overzealous Jodie Foster fan who attempted to assassinate former U.S. President Ronald Reagan ..."


I always imagined an overzealous fan being someone who sees as many movies or concerts of a famous person as they can, maybe knowing that person's history or having a lot of memoribilia of that person. This excludes anyone who would go and try to kill someone. That would be considered a psychotic fan.

 
2014-05-04 04:48:46 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: shanrick:

You know, he never actually killed anyone. It was his "family" that killed Sharon Tate.

Wrong guy.


Amelia Earhart. Who even has a website: http://www.ameliaearhart.com/
 
2014-05-04 04:49:49 PM  
I wonder if he still wants her since she caught teh ghey
 
2014-05-04 04:50:41 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Boy, do I have some disappointing news for him...


She just got married, in fact.
 
2014-05-04 04:51:27 PM  
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He's going to be so disappointed when he finally sees Jodie Foster's Beaver.
 
2014-05-04 04:52:21 PM  

CruJones: I wonder if he still wants her since she caught teh ghey


I didn't want her before, I do now.
 
2014-05-04 04:53:39 PM  
I hate to break it to you guys, but the turd's actually been on guarded parole for years due to his "medical condition". In fact, a year ago he was turned down for release due to a little dishonesty on his part. Oh, and also slipping off to the Barnes and Noble flipping through all the Reagon autobiographies for references about him. And before you ask, yes, it seems like he's gotten over Jodie Foster. I'm just wondering why it took the Daily Mail to realize this. Oh right, they don't give a crap.
 
2014-05-04 04:54:36 PM  

Mugato: So you can shoot the President and as long as you say something goofy as a motivation you get sent to Arkham Asylum  as opposed to Blackgate Penitentiary? And you can get released?


The law was changed after specifically because of this case.
 
2014-05-04 04:55:37 PM  
Are you talkin' to me?  Are YOU talkin' to me?  Are you talkin to ME?
 
2014-05-04 04:55:54 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Boy, do I have some disappointing news for him...


There is a serious BLB "is a lesbian" ending to that one.
 
2014-05-04 04:56:17 PM  
Lesbian?? N'wunder she didnt like it on the pinball machine so much.
 
2014-05-04 04:56:19 PM  
Whatever. You kill a US president, you should go to jail for life. I don't care what president it is.
 
2014-05-04 04:56:42 PM  

Mugato: Enigmamf: Mugato: and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state)

As the victims were all federal officials, the federal government had jurisdiction, not the state.

Whatever.


It WAS a more sane time you know. When we actually made distinctions about the mentally ill. Now we just elect them to office. I'm proud of a system that lets Hinckley free today. Are you worried he's going to go hunt Ronnie Jr or something, or do you just demand vengeance?
 
2014-05-04 04:57:26 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Whatever. You kill a US president, you should go to jail for life. I don't care what president it is.


He didn't kill any president. But he did do hella good for Reagan's poll ratings.
 
2014-05-04 04:57:40 PM  

Mugato: shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone

Well it wasn't for a lack of trying. That's what's so weird about "attempted murder". What if Satan decided he didn't need Reagan anymore and let him die from his injuries? John would have been charged with 1st degree murder and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state) for committing the exact same actions.


deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that?  Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
 
2014-05-04 04:59:32 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Mugato: shanrick: You know, he never actually killed anyone

Well it wasn't for a lack of trying. That's what's so weird about "attempted murder". What if Satan decided he didn't need Reagan anymore and let him die from his injuries? John would have been charged with 1st degree murder and gotten life (or death, depending on the law in that state) for committing the exact same actions.

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"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that?  Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"


He's allowed personal calls?
 
2014-05-04 04:59:50 PM  

soseussme: Mugato: So you can shoot the President and as long as you say something goofy as a motivation you get sent to Arkham Asylum  as opposed to Blackgate Penitentiary? And you can get released?

The law was changed after specifically because of this case.


In fact, not very long after the law was changed Gary Heidnik in Philadelphia tried pleading insanity for his crimes. He's been booted from the military years earlier for psychiatric issues and had a long history of mental illness, but the law found that he was actually sane when he kidnapped multiple retarded mulatto women and chained them in his basement where he raped them in order to impregnate them so he could raise the perfect family.

So successfully pleading insanity became damn near impossible after Hinkley, I guess is the point.
 
2014-05-04 05:00:03 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: So I assume the NRA will carry him out on their shoulders. Judging from the hatred i see for Brady on every gun forum.


Doubtful, but if that appeases your fantasy go ahead and think it.  As for the  hate that is to be expected for a group whose sole purpose is to deny people their Constitutional Rights, you know just like the left does with the so called pro life groups
 
2014-05-04 05:00:57 PM  

Confabulat: Mugato: So you can shoot the President and as long as you say something goofy as a motivation you get sent to Arkham Asylum  as opposed to Blackgate Penitentiary? And you can get released?

It was a different time in American history.


This. You know it would never fly today.
 
2014-05-04 05:01:04 PM  

Confabulat: Are you worried he's going to go hunt Ronnie Jr or something, or do you just demand vengeance?


Believe me, I have no feelings of a need for vengeance for the guy who shot Reagan. Just a little surprised at the ruling is all.

/more surprised that he wasn't immediately gunned down by the secret service, they're supposed to be such bad asses
 
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