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(Sun Sentinel)   Couple decides to get married as if they were mermaids. Guests felt the whole affair floundered in the middle   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 23
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2014-05-04 12:56:57 PM  
MerMAN!

www.gifwave.com
 
2014-05-04 02:08:36 PM  
I do.

You may now milt the bride's roe sack.
 
2014-05-04 03:12:07 PM  
wtfcontent.com
 
2014-05-04 03:14:02 PM  
I met a girl from  Fort Lauderdale that had a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh,
if you put your ear to it, you could smell the ocean.
 
2014-05-04 03:20:28 PM  
Go to Sea World and jump in the tank with the Killer Whales you septuagenarian pussies.
 
2014-05-04 03:22:14 PM  
BOCCE BALLS!!!!
 
2014-05-04 03:35:14 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2014-05-04 03:37:23 PM  
Weekiwatchee!
 
2014-05-04 03:37:45 PM  

miniflea: [i.qkme.me image 604x453]


That's the smart way around.

images.wikia.com
 
2014-05-04 03:40:04 PM  
America.  We still lead the world in pretending!
 
GBB
2014-05-04 03:45:12 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-04 03:45:25 PM  

bunner: America.  We still lead the world in pretending!


NUMBER ONE!  NUMBER ONE!
 
2014-05-04 03:52:59 PM  
,,,,if it smells like fish.......
 
2014-05-04 03:58:12 PM  

bunner: America.  We still lead the world in pretending!


But England still leads in Pretenders.
 
2014-05-04 04:26:29 PM  
www.insidesocal.com

Floundered?
 
2014-05-04 04:57:20 PM  
FTA: The first couple to take the plunge: George and Lee Spraugue, Fort Lauderdale snowbirds who renewed their vows to mark their 50th anniversary.

So a couple of septuagenarians from up north decided to renew their vows is a fun way? Big deal.
 
2014-05-04 05:47:37 PM  
the video had jack shiat to do with the old folks wedding.

ok ok it had mermaids, so Fing what?
 
2014-05-04 07:35:23 PM  

Fano: Weekiwatchee!


That's what I thought too. Then I read TFA and it's actually Fort Lauderdale.
 
2014-05-04 08:01:54 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Is Patrick Duffy invited?
 
2014-05-04 09:27:39 PM  
There was once a sailor named Ted
Who took a young mermaid to bed
He said to be blunt,
"I can't find your c*nt,
So give me a blowjob instead."
 
2014-05-05 02:02:44 AM  
Much better Florida mermaids: http://www.weekiwachee.com/

/saw them live this winter
 
2014-05-05 12:36:09 PM  

Nothing To See Here: I met a girl from  Fort Lauderdale that had a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh,
if you put your ear to it, you could smell the ocean.


Gents.......... we have a clear winner right here.
 
2014-05-05 05:12:37 PM  
Their meeting just a fluke.
 
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