FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.
JoieD'Zen: If they kept their opinions to themselves and focused on running a business they wouldn't have a problem? Crazy idea.
gilgigamesh: Tell me about it. I can't even hang the "NO COLOREDS OR JEWS" sign God told me to put up without catching all kinds of hell.I'm all persecuted. Just like Jesus.
FirstNationalBastard: gilgigamesh: Tell me about it. I can't even hang the "NO COLOREDS OR JEWS" sign God told me to put up without catching all kinds of hell.I'm all persecuted. Just like Jesus.You could put up a NO COLORED JEWS sign, but that would be the exact day Sammy Davis, Jr. Wanted to come in Your establishment.
Notabunny: fta Anyone "who has authority of the sword, is the ruler of a city, or wears the purple" has to resign his job or leave.Aaaaand then they decapitated his whole family. You don't want to say 'no' to people who have authority of the sword. Just ask Vince Foster and Chris Stevens.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm much more afraid of getting farked in the ass by a business with signs festooned by Jesus fish than I am by one with signs awash in rainbows.
archichris: Read up on the tactics that the Mafia uses to extort protection money and then read up on the tactics terrorists use to change public opinion or policy.....Then read up on the tactics the LGBT activists use against Christians.Its a scary parallel.You know who else.... nah never mind, you arent reading anymore anyway.
ecmoRandomNumbers: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.Nah. We gays know that over 600 is redundant and unnecessary. 600-count Egyptian cotton sateen is heavenly.
jake_lex: I love how right-wingers are all about "GUBBMIT SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE FREE MARKET" until the free market tells someone it has a problem with them being a bigot.
soseussme: I hope any Christians (or anybody of any/no religion, actually) who tries to curtail the rights of others gets treated by society and the free market like the assholes they are.
JoshTheTech: I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.
b0rg9: JoshTheTech: I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.You could, however, have a gay agenda...[pbs.twimg.com image 432x574]
Benevolent Misanthrope: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.Oh, I seriously doubt that. I'm willing to bet good money there aren't lots of 400+ thread count sheets in double-wides
hubiestubert: It's not limiting the career options of Christians, but limiting the career options for asshats.
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