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(The Daily Beast)   Number of careers available to Christians "is quickly shrinking as homosexuals seek opportunities to wreck the personal business and career of any Christian who declines to support the gay lifestyle." This is bad news for florists   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 349
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2014-05-04 10:43:06 AM  
It's not limiting the career options of Christians, but limiting the career options for asshats.

You want to be a bigot and an asshat, who limits their market by excluding a fair amount of the population, yeah, you're looking at cutting your own damn throat, and it's self selecting your own career demise. That's freedom, baby.
 
2014-05-04 10:43:48 AM  
I love how right-wingers are all about "GUBBMIT SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE FREE MARKET" until the free market tells someone it has a problem with them being a bigot.
 
2014-05-04 10:51:07 AM  
Yeah, what THEY^^^ said.

These assholes are all "free market capitalists", until the free market curb stomps  them.  Then they demand protection.
 
2014-05-04 11:04:50 AM  
Subby's blog was poorly written and subby should feel bad.

That said, hypocrisy isn't exactly new or anything. Hell we have the modern religious freedom movement complaining that the act of making abuse of gays illegal is actually impeding their freedom and that businesses have religious values that are important now that obamacare is law, because they dontnwant employees to pay for insurance to cover their slut pills.
 
2014-05-04 11:08:36 AM  
Isn't "You can't choose to limit who you sell to and then b*tch that not enough people are buying from you"  in like, the first ten Laws of Acquisition?
 
2014-05-04 11:08:42 AM  
If they kept their opinions to themselves and focused on running a business they wouldn't have a problem? Crazy idea.
 
2014-05-04 11:12:50 AM  
Ah, the gay bogeyman.

He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.
 
2014-05-04 11:21:25 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.

He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.


Oh, I seriously doubt that.  I'm willing to bet good money there aren't lots of 400+ thread count sheets in double-wides.
 
2014-05-04 11:21:54 AM  

JoieD'Zen: If they kept their opinions to themselves and focused on running a business they wouldn't have a problem? Crazy idea.

And got with the times and realized that people, in general, don't like bigots, but really don't care if some dude wants to marry or sleep with another dude, hence, why people look down upon them.
 
2014-05-04 12:06:01 PM  
Tell me about it. I can't even hang the "NO COLOREDS OR JEWS" sign God told me to put up without catching all kinds of hell.

I'm all persecuted. Just like Jesus.
 
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2014-05-04 12:09:51 PM  
Considering how they tried to wreck the personal business and careers of gays and everyone else on the long list of people they hate, I wouldn't have a problem with that even if it were true.
 
2014-05-04 12:10:04 PM  

gilgigamesh: Tell me about it. I can't even hang the "NO COLOREDS OR JEWS" sign God told me to put up without catching all kinds of hell.

I'm all persecuted. Just like Jesus.


You could put up a NO COLORED JEWS sign, but that would be the exact day Sammy Davis, Jr. Wanted to come in Your establishment.
 
2014-05-04 12:15:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: gilgigamesh: Tell me about it. I can't even hang the "NO COLOREDS OR JEWS" sign God told me to put up without catching all kinds of hell.

I'm all persecuted. Just like Jesus.

You could put up a NO COLORED JEWS sign, but that would be the exact day Sammy Davis, Jr. Wanted to come in Your establishment.


No freaking way man. Colored Jewish zombies are definitely banned. Just like Jesus.
 
2014-05-04 12:29:04 PM  
fta Anyone "who has authority of the sword, is the ruler of a city, or wears the purple" has to resign his job or leave.

Aaaaand then they decapitated his whole family. You don't want to say 'no' to people who have authority of the sword. Just ask Vince Foster and Chris Stevens.
 
2014-05-04 12:50:39 PM  

Notabunny: fta Anyone "who has authority of the sword, is the ruler of a city, or wears the purple" has to resign his job or leave.

Aaaaand then they decapitated his whole family. You don't want to say 'no' to people who have authority of the sword. Just ask Vince Foster and Chris Stevens.


I'm not asking any zombies.
 
2014-05-04 12:59:07 PM  
I'm much more afraid of getting farked in the ass by a business with signs festooned by Jesus fish than I am by one with signs awash in rainbows.
 
2014-05-04 01:02:32 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm much more afraid of getting farked in the ass by a business with signs festooned by Jesus fish than I am by one with signs awash in rainbows.


Guaranf*cknteed, if they bring their disabilities, charity or religion into a business transaction, you will get screwed, or at minimum, horribly manipulated.
 
2014-05-04 01:11:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.

He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.


Nah. We gays know that over 600 is redundant and unnecessary. 600-count Egyptian cotton sateen is heavenly.
 
2014-05-04 01:45:07 PM  
Read up on the tactics that the Mafia uses to extort protection money and then read up on the tactics terrorists use to change public opinion or policy.....

Then read up on the tactics the LGBT activists use against Christians.

Its a scary parallel.

You know who else.... nah never mind, you arent reading anymore anyway.
 
2014-05-04 01:45:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.

He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.


You forgot about the one who like it rough. They are under the 100 thread count walmart sheets.
 
2014-05-04 01:47:18 PM  
It is called keeping your personal life personal, and your business life outside of your religious life.

And if you don't want to put two grooms on the top of a cake then don't open a bakery.
 
2014-05-04 01:49:36 PM  
The majority is going crazy when they think they get treated like how they have treated minorities in the past. The irony is overflowing with deliciousness.
 
2014-05-04 01:50:44 PM  
I'm not sure persecution is exactly the same as declining to support. Someone trying to pass laws to limit the rights of others is persecuting them, not declining to support them.

I hope any Christians (or anybody of any/no religion, actually) who tries to curtail the rights of others gets treated by society and the free market like the assholes they are.

Let's hope they learn to exercise their right to remain silent.
 
2014-05-04 01:52:12 PM  
I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.
 
2014-05-04 01:52:57 PM  

archichris: Read up on the tactics that the Mafia uses to extort protection money and then read up on the tactics terrorists use to change public opinion or policy.....

Then read up on the tactics the LGBT activists use against Christians.

Its a scary parallel.

You know who else.... nah never mind, you arent reading anymore anyway.


this... This is a Poe right?
 
2014-05-04 01:52:57 PM  

archichris: Read up on the tactics that the Mafia uses to extort protection money and then read up on the tactics terrorists use to change public opinion or policy.....

Then read up on the tactics the LGBT activists use against Christians.

Its a scary parallel.

You know who else.... nah never mind, you arent reading anymore anyway.


Yes, I'm absolutely sure that gay people are walking into Christian run businesses, breaking a few things, then saying "If you're not serving gays the next time I come in here, I won't be so nice."
 
2014-05-04 01:53:06 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.

He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.

Nah. We gays know that over 600 is redundant and unnecessary. 600-count Egyptian cotton sateen is heavenly.


Yea, well you're missing out. I've got 1000-counts on my beds and wouldn't give them up. Also, I'm not gay, so that may skew my 'sheet feel' receptors.
 
2014-05-04 01:53:08 PM  
WTF am I reading?
 
2014-05-04 01:53:30 PM  

jake_lex: I love how right-wingers are all about "GUBBMIT SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE FREE MARKET" until the free market tells someone it has a problem with them being a bigot.


THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS!!
 
2014-05-04 01:54:27 PM  

soseussme: I hope any Christians (or anybody of any/no religion, actually) who tries to curtail the rights of others gets treated by society and the free market like the assholes they are.


I'll remember you said that.
 
2014-05-04 01:55:14 PM  
Meh.  If you want to limit yourself to ChickFillet or HobbyLobby, be my guest.  (Sorry about the spelling-never been to either.)
 
2014-05-04 01:55:20 PM  

JoshTheTech: I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.


You could, however, have a gay agenda...

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-04 01:55:30 PM  

JoshTheTech: I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.


Have you tried donning your gay apparel?
 
2014-05-04 01:56:34 PM  

archichris: Read up on the tactics that the Mafia uses to extort protection money and then read up on the tactics terrorists use to change public opinion or policy.....

Then read up on the tactics the LGBT activists use against Christians.

Its a scary parallel.

You know who else.... nah never mind, you arent reading anymore anyway.


Funny, when I looked into this just now, I didn't see anything that I would consider a scary parallel. Could you be more specific?
 
2014-05-04 01:58:23 PM  

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/Oblig
 
2014-05-04 01:59:19 PM  
Biology is right out.
 
2014-05-04 02:00:03 PM  
Now hiring amateur lion feeder. No animal experience necessary; start immediately. Generous retirement contribution after 60 days. Atheists need not apply.
 
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2014-05-04 02:02:17 PM  

b0rg9: JoshTheTech: I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.

You could, however, have a gay agenda...

[pbs.twimg.com image 432x574]


There was one circulating around inboxes about fifteen years ago, titled "The Homosexual Agenda."  There was a fifteen minute entry, 6:45 - 7:00 - be fabulous!  It cracked me up then, and thinking about it now, I'm grinning.
 
2014-05-04 02:02:59 PM  

archichris: Read up on the tactics that the Mafia uses to extort protection money and then read up on the tactics terrorists use to change public opinion or policy.....

Then read up on the tactics the LGBT activists use against Christians.

Its a scary parallel.

You know who else.... nah never mind, you arent reading anymore anyway.

p.gr-assets.com
 
2014-05-04 02:03:06 PM  
Bigots should go back to where they came from.
 
2014-05-04 02:03:26 PM  
Showed up on my FB feed:

i.imgur.com

All the hatred towards people who are different from us is learned behavior. Not in any way born or organic.

Unlearn that shiat and live free ya bunch of farkwits.
 
2014-05-04 02:03:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, the gay bogeyman.

He only hides under beds that have at least 1000 thread count sheets on them.

Oh, I seriously doubt that.  I'm willing to bet good money there aren't lots of 400+ thread count sheets in double-wides


Nah, you're thinking of closets. Of those sorts there are uncountable numbers.
 
2014-05-04 02:03:40 PM  
Candida Moss sounds like a pseudonym for two fun guys.
 
2014-05-04 02:03:56 PM  
bloggingblue.com
/The Gayroller is coming for you.
 
2014-05-04 02:04:14 PM  
So, let me get this straight...We don't want to serve gay people, so gay people are taking their business elsewhere and that's not fair.

That can't be right.  Seriously, it can't be.
 
2014-05-04 02:04:46 PM  

hubiestubert: It's not limiting the career options of Christians, but limiting the career options for asshats.


But the kinds of people making claims like this also maintain that No True Christian would tolerate or work with homosexuals.  Anyone willing to be (as you put it) not an asshat has stopped being a TRUE Christian.
 
2014-05-04 02:04:54 PM  
b0rg9:

You could, however, have a gay agenda...

Dayum! It only takes 15 minutes to break up a heterosexual man-woman marriage?!

Nuclear family is under attack!!
 
2014-05-04 02:05:45 PM  

JoshTheTech: I wish I had a gay lifestyle, unfortunately my lifestyle is depressing.


1.bp.blogspot.com

You start dressing like this and things will improve
 
2014-05-04 02:06:11 PM  
Thanks to Johnny Weir, they could soon be adding milliners to that list.
 
2014-05-04 02:06:56 PM  
Ahh Change..
what you humans could do without that, Eh?
But, God's infinite wisdom gave to us plenty of change.

What is up today, is down tomorrow;
You can take that to the bank.
While i watch the ascendancy of foolishness,
i can also see the decline of same.

When everyone is hungry, and facing disaster from natural forces;
and their own weapons;
who is gonna care about these existential issues that take up our leisure time?

The higher ye go,
the faster ye fall.
 
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