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2014-05-04 12:55:15 PM  

Destructor: Wow. That list is the least surprising list in the history of lists. They're popular because they deliver the best value to the customer.



Pretty much this. And WTF is the problem with that?
 
2014-05-04 12:56:18 PM  

DonkeyDixon: T-Servo: This reminds me of smug Canadians who spurn Tim Horton's, claiming that the coffee is just generic swill.

Anyone who denies the delicious beauty of Timmy Ho's needs to shut their whore mouth


I heard one person explain that good coffee wasn't possible for just over a loonie- coffee has to cost at least $5 to be decent.

born_yesterday: I don't like the way those communists insist on adding the cream for me.  I could go on, but that practice is the enemy of everything just and good in the world.


You're just weird. That saves a mountain of tiny, plastic creamer containers (and in many small towns, most people seem to use the drivethru).
 
2014-05-04 12:56:40 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: But calling it capitalism is a stretch.


Crony corporatism. To which, I blame the politician enablers that allowed corporate "welfare queen"ism to happen. It should be stopped immediately, and the politicians that let it happen should be held accountable for it.

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Capitalism also relies on informed consumers


It helps. But I would suggest that Democracy is much more dependent on an informed citizen.
 
2014-05-04 12:57:36 PM  
hmm, headline casts aspersions on America's eating habits.  commenters cast aspersions on subby's opinions on life.  if that isn't the Fark calling the reddit digg then i dont know what is.

May the fark be with you.

/not subby
 
2014-05-04 12:58:58 PM  
So, sheeple.

Also, whoever has an advantage of capital tends to succeed. Throw up a store on every street corner with a huge advertising budget, and you're bound to have a modicum of success.
 
2014-05-04 12:59:33 PM  
Let's see:

10.  Decades.
  9.  Not for months and never again.
  8.  Once a month.  The one here has improved dramatically, and Satisfries are a gift from Paradise.
  7.  Couple times a week because there's one across the street.  If it wasn't, we'd go to Walgreens.  Better  customer service and selection.
  6.  Once three years ago while looking for a Christmas present.  Never before or since.
  5.  Whenever I can.  See #7 above.
  4.  Never been in one.
  3.  Once a week, because they can build a reasonably healthy sandwich that tastes good and besides, Mrs Coast works there.
  2.  Not for months now.  Literally everything there makes me ill.
  1.  Once a year at Christmas time.  Otherwise it's nopenopenope.
 
2014-05-04 01:00:26 PM  
Hey, don't hate on subby.  He only mindlessly regurgitated the same old tired line used in many a fark comment/headline.  And the author is merely writing a totally unamazing article dealing with a theme farkers have worn out many, many times before.
 
2014-05-04 01:00:45 PM  

propasaurus: JoieD'Zen: I manage to get through life without frequenting any of those places. Am I missing something?

Your sense of smug self satisfaction? No, wait that seems to be intact.


Hehe
 
2014-05-04 01:03:31 PM  

MayoSlather: Also, whoever has an advantage of capital tends to succeed. Throw up a store on every street corner with a huge advertising budget, and you're bound to have a modicum of success.


OMG how I wish that were true. You really need to have a good business plan; and that's so much harder than it sounds. The biggest advertising budget in the universe can't help you if you're idea sucks.

But if it's really good, that's all it takes. It is possible to come up with a genius plan, take it to a bank, get a loan, and make shiat happen.
 
2014-05-04 01:03:45 PM  
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2014-05-04 01:04:52 PM  

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


I'm not on Fark a lot but I swear I've seen you post this list in like 5 other threads over the last few months...
 
2014-05-04 01:05:23 PM  
AverageAmericanGuy: Subby sounds like an asshole hipster.

Maybe instead of trying to find some false authenticity, you just live your life?

FTFY
 
2014-05-04 01:07:54 PM  

capt.hollister: And you want to nuke the entire planet over what you consider bad American consumer habits ?
How did subby reach the conclusion that the people of Botswana or Iceland are somehow also responsible ?


That's what I came to ask. What the fark, stubby?

If you want to wipe out humanity then do it one person at a time, starting with yourself.
 
2014-05-04 01:07:59 PM  

darch: Listen, I love a nice, sloppy burger just as much as the next red-blooded 'Murkin, but why is it that I somehow have managed to avoid setting foot in a McDonalds or Burger King in, say, 25 years? Because I find the food to be disgusting. Everyone knows it's utter garbage laden with chemicals and fillers, but they go anyway. It has nothing to do with "convenience"- there's small independent burger joints literally everywhere- it has EVERYTHING to do with Americans being willfully lazy and taking the path of least resistance.


www.rigsofrods.com

Please, tell us all about those eeevil chemicals!!! in fast food.

Also, it has WAY less to do with Americans being "lazy" and a lot more to do with a whole lot of Americans being pretty damn poor.  Yeah, there are a number of local burger joints near me, but just one burger and a drink from one of those places would buy me a couple days worth of food at McDonalds or BK.  A good portion of the people in this country can't afford $10+ per person to eat out and that sure as hell isn't the result of them being lazy.
 
2014-05-04 01:10:29 PM  

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


what's wrong with #4 and #6?
 
2014-05-04 01:10:45 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: Satisfries are a gift from Paradise.


I was amazed at how tasty those things are.  Unfortunately for me, the only BK within 50 miles went out of business a couple months ago.
 
2014-05-04 01:13:32 PM  
Does this really need to be said? Seriously? Again?

Okay, if you're fat (like me), eat less and exercise more. Is it really that much of a secret?

You can do this by using McDonalds or any fast food restaurant. Get a hamburger for $1 or 2. Skip the fries, get a glass of water.

Stop and think about that: That's a hell of a deal. For $2 you have an decent hot lunch.

Now, i if you need a sammich, you can't find a better value of dollars to calories in the modern world. I suggest you look into Wendy's Baconator.
 
2014-05-04 01:17:05 PM  

Destructor: You can do this by using McDonalds or any fast food restaurant. Get a hamburger for $1 or 2. Skip the fries, get a glass of water.


Or, for just a dollar or two more, you could buy a pound of celery at the grocery store.

Mmmmm...plain celery.  Doesn't that sound good?
 
2014-05-04 01:17:47 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: darch: Listen, I love a nice, sloppy burger just as much as the next red-blooded 'Murkin, but why is it that I somehow have managed to avoid setting foot in a McDonalds or Burger King in, say, 25 years? Because I find the food to be disgusting. Everyone knows it's utter garbage laden with chemicals and fillers, but they go anyway. It has nothing to do with "convenience"- there's small independent burger joints literally everywhere- it has EVERYTHING to do with Americans being willfully lazy and taking the path of least resistance.

[www.rigsofrods.com image 500x389]

Please, tell us all about those eeevil chemicals!!! in fast food.

Also, it has WAY less to do with Americans being "lazy" and a lot more to do with a whole lot of Americans being pretty damn poor.  Yeah, there are a number of local burger joints near me, but just one burger and a drink from one of those places would buy me a couple days worth of food at McDonalds or BK.  A good portion of the people in this country can't afford $10+ per person to eat out and that sure as hell isn't the result of them being lazy.


Make fun of me all you want but I categorically deny every single thing you just typed. Eating healthy isn't a)rocket science or b)that expensive. This whole "they're poor so they frequent fast food joints" is utter, 100% bullshiat. Sorry, that reasoning just doesn't wash.
 
2014-05-04 01:18:08 PM  

Waldo Pepper: letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

what's wrong with #4 and #6?


I can't find the link at the moment, but the problem with #4 is that when you get someone who makes that claim, play them music from vinyl and music from a digital lossless format like FLAC without letting them see which is which, they can't reliably tell you which is the vinyl and which is the digital.  That whole "vinyl sounds warmer" is pure confirmation bias.

As for #6, there are some that are convinced that a guy who claims to prefer small breasts is either lying in order to be non-conformist or secretly gay.  So, no real problem with liking small breasts, just be aware that you will be judged by the mouth-breathers for it.
 
2014-05-04 01:19:55 PM  

DonkeyDixon: T-Servo: This reminds me of smug Canadians who spurn Tim Horton's, claiming that the coffee is just generic swill.

Anyone who denies the delicious beauty of Timmy Ho's needs to shut their whore mouth


If sugar and cream is added anything tastes great.  I drink coffee black and I find tim hortons tastes really weird.  I dont know what the fark is wrong with it, but its weird. I used to like it as well, not sure what happened. I kinda wish it was generic swill.

If I need drinkable generic swill, Mcdonalds coffee is what I get.
 
2014-05-04 01:20:24 PM  

DonkeyDixon: T-Servo: This reminds me of smug Canadians who spurn Tim Horton's, claiming that the coffee is just generic swill.

Anyone who denies the delicious beauty of Timmy Ho's needs to shut their whore mouth


No it is absolute shiat coffee, and I'm probably the furthest away from being a coffee snob. From what's near me, 7-11 is my first choice and I would go to second cup more if it wasn't so expensive. But to think Timmies is so popular because of great coffee is absurd.
 
2014-05-04 01:20:47 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: darch: Listen, I love a nice, sloppy burger just as much as the next red-blooded 'Murkin, but why is it that I somehow have managed to avoid setting foot in a McDonalds or Burger King in, say, 25 years? Because I find the food to be disgusting. Everyone knows it's utter garbage laden with chemicals and fillers, but they go anyway. It has nothing to do with "convenience"- there's small independent burger joints literally everywhere- it has EVERYTHING to do with Americans being willfully lazy and taking the path of least resistance.

[www.rigsofrods.com image 500x389]

Please, tell us all about those eeevil chemicals!!! in fast food.

Also, it has WAY less to do with Americans being "lazy" and a lot more to do with a whole lot of Americans being pretty damn poor.  Yeah, there are a number of local burger joints near me, but just one burger and a drink from one of those places would buy me a couple days worth of food at McDonalds or BK.  A good portion of the people in this country can't afford $10+ per person to eat out and that sure as hell isn't the result of them being lazy.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-04 01:22:18 PM  

darch: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: darch: Listen, I love a nice, sloppy burger just as much as the next red-blooded 'Murkin, but why is it that I somehow have managed to avoid setting foot in a McDonalds or Burger King in, say, 25 years? Because I find the food to be disgusting. Everyone knows it's utter garbage laden with chemicals and fillers, but they go anyway. It has nothing to do with "convenience"- there's small independent burger joints literally everywhere- it has EVERYTHING to do with Americans being willfully lazy and taking the path of least resistance.

[www.rigsofrods.com image 500x389]

Please, tell us all about those eeevil chemicals!!! in fast food.

Also, it has WAY less to do with Americans being "lazy" and a lot more to do with a whole lot of Americans being pretty damn poor.  Yeah, there are a number of local burger joints near me, but just one burger and a drink from one of those places would buy me a couple days worth of food at McDonalds or BK.  A good portion of the people in this country can't afford $10+ per person to eat out and that sure as hell isn't the result of them being lazy.

Make fun of me all you want but I categorically deny every single thing you just typed. Eating healthy isn't a)rocket science or b)that expensive. This whole "they're poor so they frequent fast food joints" is utter, 100% bullshiat. Sorry, that reasoning just doesn't wash.


It's not your imagination.  Eating healthy is more expensive, study says.

You were saying?
 
2014-05-04 01:23:15 PM  
The only thing on earth more pathetic than blaming societies ills on "consumerism" is white-knighting for it.
 
2014-05-04 01:23:36 PM  

born_yesterday: Or, for just a dollar or two more, you could buy a pound of celery at the grocery store.

Mmmmm...plain celery. Doesn't that sound good?


No.... And you're scaring me... :-)
 
2014-05-04 01:24:24 PM  

DonkeyDixon: T-Servo: This reminds me of smug Canadians who spurn Tim Horton's, claiming that the coffee is just generic swill.

Anyone who denies the delicious beauty of Timmy Ho's needs to shut their whore mouth


I've come to the conclusion the only reason people like Timmy's is the 18% cream and liquid sugar "double double".  Basically a creamy sweet desert that may also contain cocaine, adding to its addictiveness. Try that shiat black and you you will realize how horrible it is.  Just bad coffee.
 
2014-05-04 01:24:33 PM  

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


If you're going to do this schtick, you could at least stop recycling the same stupid items on your lists. That's just lazy bro.
 
2014-05-04 01:24:46 PM  

dennysgod: Most Americans want things cheap and fast...like subbys mom.


Winner! :)
 
2014-05-04 01:24:51 PM  

Waldo Pepper: letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

what's wrong with #4 and #6?


Stop liking what he doesn't like.
 
2014-05-04 01:27:43 PM  

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


Wow, pretentious much?

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years

Watch TV nearly every day

2. Drink microbrewery beer

I enjoy decent beer instead of mass-produced swill. Is that somehow bad?

3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac

I prefer streaming independent films via Amazon Prime on my iPad.

4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records

And I have a nice turntable and stereo system to go with them

5. Read books at Starbucks

On my Kindle, which I'm willing to bet is doubleplusungood with you.

6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts

My wife of 18 years has wonderfully sensitive small breasts. And can sleep on her stomach and has yet to complain about back pain.

7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.

Just stopped in to be some half-and-half for my coffee.

8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises

Sadly, I am one of those smokers. But, I smoke American Spirit (the yellow box), so I can be a smug pariah.

9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter

I never worried about that issue, but apparently it seems to be a big issue with you. You wouldn't be projecting now, would you?

10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

And bike gloves, bike shoes, and a helmet with a GoPro on it. That would likely be tripleplusungood.

So much for your trying to lump everyone who doesn't appreciate the finer points of a truly awful mass-produced "burger sandwich" into some faux hipster subset.
 
2014-05-04 01:31:23 PM  

SuperSeriousMan: letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

Wow, pretentious much?

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years

Watch TV nearly every day

2. Drink microbrewery beer

I enjoy decent beer instead of mass-produced swill. Is that somehow bad?

3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac

I prefer streaming independent films via Amazon Prime on my iPad.

4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records

And I have a nice turntable and stereo system to go with them

5. Read books at Starbucks

On my Kindle, which I'm willing to bet is doubleplusungood with you.

6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts

My wife of 18 years has wonderfully sensitive small breasts. And can sleep on her stomach and has yet to complain about back pain.

7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.

Just stopped in to be some half-and-half for my coffee.

8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises

Sadly, I am one of those smokers. But, I smoke American Spirit (the yellow box), so I can be a smug pariah.

9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter

I never worried about that issue, but apparently it seems to be a big issue with you. You wouldn't be projecting now, would you?

10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

And bike gloves, bike shoes, and a helmet with a GoPro on it. That would likely be tripleplusungood.

So much for your trying to lump everyone who doesn't appreciate the finer points of a truly awful mass-produced "burger sandwich" into some faux hipster subset.


Read his handle. He posts that list in lots of topics: "People who X are also likely to:". Just ignore the sad, boring troll.
 
2014-05-04 01:31:33 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: It's not your imagination. Eating healthy is more expensive, study says.

You were saying?


The GF and I have been making a lot of effort to eat healthier, and I have to agree 100%.  Fruits and vegetables cost a ridiculous amount per pound when compared to fast food (hence my celery joke), and in addition require a significant amount of meal planning to keep costs reasonable.
 
2014-05-04 01:32:26 PM  

SuperSeriousMan: letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

Wow, pretentious much?

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years

Watch TV nearly every day

2. Drink microbrewery beer

I enjoy decent beer instead of mass-produced swill. Is that somehow bad?

3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac

I prefer streaming independent films via Amazon Prime on my iPad.

4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records

And I have a nice turntable and stereo system to go with them

5. Read books at Starbucks

On my Kindle, which I'm willing to bet is doubleplusungood with you.

6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts

My wife of 18 years has wonderfully sensitive small breasts. And can sleep on her stomach and has yet to complain about back pain.

7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.

Just stopped in to be some half-and-half for my coffee.

8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises

Sadly, I am one of those smokers. But, I smoke American Spirit (the yellow box), so I can be a smug pariah.

9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter

I never worried about that issue, but apparently it seems to be a big issue with you. You wouldn't be projecting now, would you?

10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

And bike gloves, bike shoes, and a helmet with a GoPro on it. That would likely be tripleplusungood.

So much for your trying to lump everyone who doesn't appreciate the finer points of a truly awful mass-produced "burger sandwich" into some faux hipster subset.


He (I assume he's a he) posts that list all over Fark- don't fall for it man! Note the name- "Letrole" = Le Troll = The Troll
 
2014-05-04 01:33:20 PM  
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2014-05-04 01:35:39 PM  
letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


 Waldo Pepper: what's wrong with #4 and #6?



4. Vinyl is an inferior format. It's more fragile, less accurate on playback, and inconvenient to keep running with fresh records for extended periods.

6. Small Breasts are the homeopathic method applied to sweater puppies. Less is better, and even less is even better, so like tinctures of iodine diluted to 3 parts per billion, little boobies are rockingly powerful to sad chaps who can't manage to hookup with a properly titted girl anyway.
 
2014-05-04 01:36:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
Ral
2014-05-04 01:36:38 PM  
"It's cheap and it's everywhere" explain all of these except Starbucks.  For Starbucks I think it's just about the coffee addiction.
 
2014-05-04 01:37:34 PM  
Subway....if I want a sandwich I'll make it at home. McDonalds...yep. Love the Big Mac and I am not even ashamed of it. Target...not on your life. Have zero patience for the holier than thou mommy tribe that frequents the one here. Walmart....only at 2am on a Tuesday. Drag Queens are fun and the 500lb home tattooed white trash is already gone. Taco Bell...nope. Taco Bueno is better.
 
2014-05-04 01:37:48 PM  
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2014-05-04 01:38:51 PM  
You know, Walmarts often have a McDonald's inside them.

:: Subby's head assplodes ::
 
2014-05-04 01:38:58 PM  

havana_joe: He (I assume he's a he) posts that list all over Fark- don't fall for it man! Note the name- "Letrole" = Le Troll = The Troll


My surname is Le Trôle.
 
2014-05-04 01:41:04 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Subby sounds like an hipster.

Maybe instead of trying to find some false authenticity, you just live your life?


Yeah no kidding...

I don't get these people anymore.  What kind of demented freak do you have to be to use a groups shopping habits as a justification of the GENOCIDE of over 7 billion individuals?  A joke's a farking joke but good god man...
 
2014-05-04 01:42:33 PM  

letrole: havana_joe: He (I assume he's a he) posts that list all over Fark- don't fall for it man! Note the name- "Letrole" = Le Troll = The Troll

My surname is Le Trôle.


Well, it's fitting if all you are going to do is troll with the same list. Honestly, I can see where it may have even been a good list once, but every time you use it the list loses credibility. You can do better!
 
2014-05-04 01:43:09 PM  
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2014-05-04 01:43:12 PM  

letrole: havana_joe: He (I assume he's a he) posts that list all over Fark- don't fall for it man! Note the name- "Letrole" = Le Troll = The Troll

My surname is Le Trôle.


Trolling is a religion.
 
2014-05-04 01:43:18 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: darch: This lipid-laden list isn't about subby being a hipster or "not liking what" you, the Perfect Farker "doesn't like", Or being "smug". It's about this country being an overweight, ignorant, corny embarrassment.

Enjoy your Type-2 diabetes, Average American standing in line at Taco Bell.

Bullshait, it's about companies not willing to pay their employees more, so people eat where they can afford to.


Fast food is expensive as fark.  I can get lunch for $5 worth of makin's from the deli or $15 worth of crap from McTaco King.  Ten bucks a day times 250 work days a year equals a surprising amount of money for minimal extra work.
 
2014-05-04 01:43:37 PM  

grumpfuff: Read his handle. He posts that list in lots of topics: "People who X are also likely to:". Just ignore the sad, boring troll.


If by ignore, you mean fully quote the whole offending post whilst demonstrating your own interest, thus skirting the filter of anyone who (quite unlikely) had me on ignore, then perhaps you haven't thought your cunning plan completely through.
 
2014-05-04 01:45:06 PM  

grumpfuff: Trolling is a religion.


please stop this now, i am so desperately wanting you to quit


i will contact the mods and register a formal complaint
 
2014-05-04 01:45:38 PM  

DonkeyDixon: T-Servo: This reminds me of smug Canadians who spurn Tim Horton's, claiming that the coffee is just generic swill.

Anyone who denies the delicious beauty of Timmy Ho's needs to shut their whore mouth


The last time I visited a Tim Horton's, the chili had banana slices in it.

You have to be some kind of special to think that bananas in chili is a good idea.
 
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