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(NHL)   NHL Playoffs Day 19: No more horses, but still plenty of animals ready to go The Hockey Gods bless us with Wild/Hawks at 3:00 ET on NBC/TSN, then Rangers/Penguins at 7:30ET on NBCSN/CBC   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2014-05-04 08:25:54 AM  
And on the 7th day, the Lord say "Let their be hockey, eh"

//God could be Canadian.
///Definitely not Canadien.
 
2014-05-04 08:47:23 AM  

Publikwerks: And on the 7th day, the Lord say "Let their be hockey, eh"

//God could be Canadian.
///Definitely not Canadien.


You sure about that?

diannethegeek.com


Go Wild & Not Pingus
 
2014-05-04 09:10:57 AM  
I'm hoping Crosby sleeps through this game too.

/slightly disappointed the habs lost, but they were badly outplayed the entire game.
 
2014-05-04 09:18:05 AM  

Pope Larry II: I'm hoping Crosby sleeps through this game too.

/slightly disappointed the habs lost, but they were badly outplayed the entire game.


What is Crosby, a -6 in the playoffs so far?
 
2014-05-04 09:43:44 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: And on the 7th day, the Lord say "Let their be hockey, eh"

//God could be Canadian.
///Definitely not Canadien.

You sure about that?

[diannethegeek.com image 540x360]


Go Wild & Not Pingus


That one's from Ottawa
 
2014-05-04 09:48:50 AM  
Thanks, subby. Now I have Goodbye Horses stuck in my head.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-04 09:49:56 AM  
Subby, there's two weeks of "Will California Chrome win the Preakness" hype.
 
2014-05-04 09:55:51 AM  

fatalvenom: Pope Larry II: I'm hoping Crosby sleeps through this game too.

/slightly disappointed the habs lost, but they were badly outplayed the entire game.

What is Crosby, a -6 in the playoffs so far?


And 0 goals last i checked.
 
2014-05-04 09:56:57 AM  

Publikwerks: Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: And on the 7th day, the Lord say "Let their be hockey, eh"

//God could be Canadian.
///Definitely not Canadien.

You sure about that?

[diannethegeek.com image 540x360]


Go Wild & Not Pingus

That one's from Ottawa


*he says, without irony.*
 
2014-05-04 12:30:56 PM  
3pm & 7:30pm huh?  I can deal with that quite nicely thank you.  Late enough in the day that I can get some things done around here before & between games & yet early enough that I should be able to get to bed at a reasonable hour (barring multiple OTs, wouldn't that be terrible...).

Plus the double bonus of not really caring about any of the teams so I can just sit back, relax & enjoy the hockey.

/still a little grumpy about last night though, the Ducks should have won
//however Quick was standing on his head surviving multiple minutes of sustained attacks at a time.  After that performance he deserved the W even if the rest of the people wearing the same uniform as him didn't
//still thinking it will be Ducks in 6 (perhaps 5)
 
2014-05-04 12:37:34 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-04 12:51:02 PM  

GO PENGUINS!

 
2014-05-04 01:19:24 PM  
Holy bejesus. Early hockey did me in yesterday. I went out after dinner and was shattered by 11:30. I took a cab home. Walked to my truck this morning. Why am I telling you this? Because my friend went out fora smoke break.
 
2014-05-04 01:25:32 PM  
 
2014-05-04 02:12:31 PM  
MOAR HOCKEY!!!

MOAR BOOZE!!!
 
2014-05-04 02:20:36 PM  
Another cold and gray day here in Michigan, still hockey weather at least. I've spent my day doing a feasibility study on building an ice rink and pool in my area. Michigan Tech has an amazing system we could replicate.

Let's see some more Kane magic and another invisible Crosby today.
 
2014-05-04 02:23:47 PM  
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5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
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22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
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25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-04 02:28:03 PM  

ytterbium: Another cold and gray day here in Michigan, still hockey weather at least. I've spent my day doing a feasibility study on building an ice rink and pool in my area. Michigan Tech has an amazing system we could replicate.

Let's see some more Kane magic and another invisible Crosby today.


Invisible Crosby is best Crosby
 
2014-05-04 02:31:43 PM  

fatalvenom: MOAR HOCKEY!!!

MOAR BOOZE!!!


FTFY
 
2014-05-04 02:40:59 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-04 02:47:01 PM  

andychrist420: ytterbium: Another cold and gray day here in Michigan, still hockey weather at least. I've spent my day doing a feasibility study on building an ice rink and pool in my area. Michigan Tech has an amazing system we could replicate.

Let's see some more Kane magic and another invisible Crosby today.

Invisible Crosby is best Crosby


This.  So much this.

/Pierre can find him though
 
2014-05-04 02:55:20 PM  

dietbubba: andychrist420: ytterbium: Another cold and gray day here in Michigan, still hockey weather at least. I've spent my day doing a feasibility study on building an ice rink and pool in my area. Michigan Tech has an amazing system we could replicate.

Let's see some more Kane magic and another invisible Crosby today.

Invisible Crosby is best Crosby

This.  So much this.

/Pierre can find him though


By scent.  Like a mother/child thing.  It's a natural defense mechanism.
 
2014-05-04 02:56:27 PM  

ytterbium: Another cold and gray day here in Michigan, still hockey weather at least. I've spent my day doing a feasibility study on building an ice rink and pool in my area. Michigan Tech has an amazing system we could replicate.

Let's see some more Kane magic and another invisible Crosby today.


Couldn't Michigan Tech's system be pretty much "open the windows"?
 
2014-05-04 02:57:07 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: MOAR HOCKEY!!!

MOAR BOOZE!!!

FTFY


Why not both?
 
2014-05-04 03:00:53 PM  
Same as before, hawks/rags
 
2014-05-04 03:02:27 PM  

fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: MOAR HOCKEY!!!

MOAR BOOZE!!!

FTFY

Why not both?


This.  Newsletter. etc.
 
2014-05-04 03:04:10 PM  
This whole "make sure I'm home in the middle of the afternoon" thing is getting tricky. I'm running out of places to get milk and other perishables.
 
2014-05-04 03:08:22 PM  

Sliding Carp: ytterbium: Another cold and gray day here in Michigan, still hockey weather at least. I've spent my day doing a feasibility study on building an ice rink and pool in my area. Michigan Tech has an amazing system we could replicate.

Let's see some more Kane magic and another invisible Crosby today.

Couldn't Michigan Tech's system be pretty much "open the windows"?


Ha! I was thinking the same thing.

It's a really cool ammonium salt system using heat exchangers. It both cools the ice and heats their pool at the same time.

LET'S GO HAWKS!
 
2014-05-04 03:11:21 PM  
Doc: "Not an empty seat in over 6 years."

and like that you can roughly tell when Dollar Bill Wirtz died
 
2014-05-04 03:15:45 PM  
red couch.....drink?
 
2014-05-04 03:16:42 PM  
You are not T.J. Oshie.  You're still alive in the playoffs.
 
2014-05-04 03:17:58 PM  
I'm surprised Pierre is in Chicago.  Are they planning to airlift him to Pittsburgh for puck drop there?
 
2014-05-04 03:18:13 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-04 03:18:49 PM  
Like to see the Wild tie this up...

Still pretty hungover.
 
2014-05-04 03:19:27 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-05-04 03:20:03 PM  
the flag is wearing plaid.  thats sexy.
 
2014-05-04 03:20:14 PM  

buckeyebrain: I'm surprised Pierre is in Chicago.  Are they planning to airlift him to Pittsburgh for puck drop there?


Skype.  They'll set up a laptop between the glass.
 
2014-05-04 03:20:21 PM  
Alright Wild, let's tie this motha sucka up.
 
2014-05-04 03:20:38 PM  
TSN is in not giving a shiat about hockey anymore mode. On TSN its the stupid raptors and tsn2 is Nascar.
 
2014-05-04 03:21:15 PM  
GAME ON!!!!
 
2014-05-04 03:22:08 PM  

buckeyebrain: I'm surprised Pierre is in Chicago.  Are they planning to airlift him to Pittsburgh for puck drop there?


Trebuchet
It's the only way to fly.
 
2014-05-04 03:23:08 PM  

ontariolightning: TSN is in not giving a shiat about hockey anymore mode. On TSN its the stupid raptors and tsn2 is Nascar.


Wait, hockey got pre-empted in Canada?
 
2014-05-04 03:23:10 PM  

ontariolightning: TSN is in not giving a shiat about hockey anymore mode. On TSN its the stupid raptors and tsn2 is Nascar.


Wow.

Then again TSN is a subsidiary of ESPN, right?

That explains a lot. Even then, it's Canada...I figured the outdoor lumberjack challenge would draw more ratings for them than NASCAR and the NBA.
 
2014-05-04 03:26:31 PM  
Saad with the trollface.
 
2014-05-04 03:27:41 PM  
I want a screencap of Saad with the troll smile on him after that cross check.
 
2014-05-04 03:29:59 PM  
It's because Bell media who owns TSN was out bid by Rogers who owns Sportsnet. TSN is done televising nationally syndicated games starting next season and for the next 10 years which is most of their hockey coverage.

They will be filling the 700 hours of what used to be hockey with nascar, basketball, baseball.

Seems like they are bitter
 
2014-05-04 03:32:42 PM  
How long has Bryz had Rouge from Sonic Adventure 2 on his helmet?  More importantly...why?
 
2014-05-04 03:33:00 PM  
is it just me, or does it sound like like justin tuck has no idea what an avocado is?
 
2014-05-04 03:37:40 PM  

Daquin: How long has Bryz had Rouge from Sonic Adventure 2 on his helmet?  More importantly...why?


He was playing with a white helmet with a decal for awhile after the trade, haven't closely looked at his new one.

Off to GIS...
 
2014-05-04 03:39:21 PM  

ontariolightning: It's because Bell media who owns TSN was out bid by Rogers who owns Sportsnet. TSN is done televising nationally syndicated games starting next season and for the next 10 years which is most of their hockey coverage.

They will be filling the 700 hours of what used to be hockey with nascar, basketball, baseball.

Seems like they are bitter


So what your saying is that it is easier to find hockey on TV in the US than in Canada?

I better stock-up on that speculative waterfront land in Arizona then.
 
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