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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Come on, like you've never robbed a Waffle House with a pitchfork   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, Waffle House, Buford Highway, Norcross  
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2014-05-04 10:14:40 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

2014-05-04 10:19:05 AM  
Now that I posted that, I realize I should have 'shopped a WH behind them.

/hangover impairs creativity.
2014-05-04 11:36:49 AM

Also among the suspect list.
2014-05-04 11:41:10 AM  
Obviously not fast either, as Waffle House employees managed to get the pitchfork and ram it thru the back window of perps vehicle
2014-05-04 11:42:09 AM  
Can't say it hasn't crossed my mind...
2014-05-04 11:44:19 AM
2014-05-04 11:44:33 AM  
Salad fork; didn't work out so well.
2014-05-04 11:46:48 AM
2014-05-04 11:48:56 AM  
What has 7 teeth and 5 eyes?

The night crew at Waffle House.
2014-05-04 11:49:49 AM  
I would never use a pitchfork in a robbery.  Can't figure out how to load the damn things.
2014-05-04 11:53:18 AM
2014-05-04 11:55:07 AM  
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "does he have six tines, or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a  Truper Tru Pro Manure Fork, the most powerful pitchfork in the world, and will poke you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
2014-05-04 11:57:59 AM  
Composite sketch of the suspect by Buford police.
2014-05-04 12:01:11 PM  
Kirstie  Alley
2014-05-04 12:14:58 PM  
His defense is "it's my fork...I'm a big eater"
2014-05-04 12:19:00 PM  
Scattered, smothered, chunked and skewered?
2014-05-04 12:20:43 PM  
What, no torches?
2014-05-04 12:26:58 PM  
No, but I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
2014-05-04 12:28:49 PM  
Waffle House employee changing in to Superman costume.
2014-05-04 12:45:13 PM  
I liked Waffle House until they got too mainstream.
2014-05-04 12:47:59 PM  
Probably a TotalForker.
2014-05-04 12:56:18 PM  
Does a snow shovel full of fresh pig-shiat count?
2014-05-04 01:16:41 PM  

LordOfThePings: Composite sketch of the suspect by Buford police.

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what the holy hell
2014-05-04 01:21:01 PM  
More Amish on doltish crime?  I thought they were busy with meth and crack and canter-by shootings.
2014-05-04 01:22:08 PM  
That's a hay fork, not a pitch fork.   A hay fork has four tines while a pitch fork has three.
Shoveled a lot of horse poop covered hay with a hay fork back when I was young.
2014-05-04 01:36:28 PM  

Biser: That's a hay fork, not a pitch fork.   A hay fork has four tines while a pitch fork has three.

Wouldn't that make it a pitch threek?
2014-05-04 04:12:00 PM  
I saw a Waffle House on the side of the freeway on a bus going to Ohio once.

/I got out a few days later
2014-05-04 06:23:30 PM  
2014-05-04 07:26:40 PM  
Didn't read the article but it sounds Amish.........

This guy will get to the bottom of it:
2014-05-04 09:20:32 PM  

KidneyStone: With all the people packin concealed in Georgia I'm surprised this didn't have a different ending.

I'm glad I wasn't there because I would have drawn on him. And I would have hoped he'd be a nice robber and put the pitchfork down and waited for Johnny law.

He's lucky a cop wasn't in a booth.
2014-05-04 09:45:09 PM  
No, I never did.  But you didn't say anything about a pitchspoon.

/I guess that means I could be going to Heck.
2014-05-05 05:08:55 PM  
Subby, isn't it redundant to use "strange" and "Waffle House" in the same sentence?

And along those lines...when exactly is Waffle House going to get its own tag?
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