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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   Can the Idol's keep Jimmy Johnson away from the winners circle for another week? Will the rain leave us alone? When will the BIG ONE happen? This is your Aarons 499 discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 1pm EDT / 10am PDT on Fox   (jayski.com) divider line 818
    More: Interesting, Joe Nemechek, Bill Elliott, Idol, Travis Kvapil, David Ragan, Brad Keselowski, Joey Logano, Brian Vickers  
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2014-05-04 10:58:27 AM  
Welcome to Talladega where the track is cursed and your skill means nothing!

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2014-05-04 11:12:00 AM  
STOP THE BIG ONES!
i43.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-04 11:28:37 AM  
Reporting from Talladega: fire up and full power! HWMNBN shall not prevail!

/go Jr!
/not on pits so unable to impact 48 as desired
 
2014-05-04 11:51:51 AM  

swampgirl: Reporting from Talladega: fire up and full power! HWMNBN shall not prevail!

/go Jr!
/not on pits so unable to impact 48 as desired


Hopefully something will impact 48

/or vice-versa is also acceptable
 
2014-05-04 11:54:00 AM  

Sports entertained, are you not?


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Time is now for...


Your weekly NASCAR thread checklist. Like the NASCAR rulebook, it is; ever-changing and adapted on the fly for today's activities


(Created by DanZero & bluorangefyre, with contributions from Professor Farksworth, QueenMamaBee, Mzltplx, and a bunch of other Fark racing fans!)

1) Every 25th post is "DANICA," every 500th post is "CHECKERED FLAG!" and every 1,100th post is, "Screw the gredunza, I just did the double!"
2) Brian France asking "ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?" before the 10th post
3) "Left/right turn/going in circles" comment, someone says
4) BOOGITY in some form when race starts
5) Idols/Buddhas/Transformers/Reactors being fired up
6) Complaints about TNT & ESPN race coverage (or if in TNT/ESPN coverage, how bad it is and how we pine for FOX again) ONLY VALID FOR 2014!
7) Away we were
8) Green flag pit stops
9) The inevitable race commentator foul up
10) Phantom Menace cautions - pace dingo appears after two, Mr. McMahon appears if it benefits the driver of car #48 and/or the person who probably doesn't deserve to drive car #3, or sets up a closer finish
11) "Driving number three, Austin Dillon is.  Made famous by Dale Earnhardt, it was"
12) MLP deployment ONLY in the following instances: sad Rainbow Dash when Princess Crumplefenders (AKA Danica) inevitably wrecks, happy Rainbow Dash if she's running in the top 20, charging Rainbow Dash if she's in the top 10, and whatever the evil pony is that is the sister of the queen pony if we need some extra mojo to help the idols and Buddhas defeat car #48
13) Complaint if Jimmie Johnson wins, we will
14) Race is official when Kvapil, Reutimann, Wise or Danica bring out the caution (can be more than one)... causes referee dog to be deployed
15) BONUS OFFICIAL RACE: Mikey brings out the yellow
16) Something to do with potato salad and/or sugar free gummi bears
17) SPECIAL BONUS: One of us is actually at the track
18) Something not meant to catch fire does
19) Reminded, we are, about The Big One
20) "Because #3 car"
21) Race is boring... what are you drinking?
22) "Smite Logano's engine, Lord baby Jesus."
23) Somebody asking why they don't run in the rain followed by a quick explaination why its not a good idea
24) "Nevermind that shiat, here comes Dick Trickle!"
25) Commercial recap, DanZero provides
26) "But I don't like three-wide, it doesn't seem safe."
27)  The Big'un!

/May the Fourth Be With You
 
2014-05-04 12:07:52 PM  
Checking in... with Princess Crumplefenders starting 7th the Big One seems a foregone conclusion.
 
2014-05-04 12:08:51 PM  

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I, Chimmie...Onson, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Chimmie Ohnsonnnnn, travel to TALLLLLADEGA by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Chimmie Onson, show self pity? DO YOU, CHIMMIE ONSON, try to reason why? Do you, Chimmie Onson, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you? Or, do you, Chimmie Onson, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down? Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face this challenge. Dispose of them, Chimmie Onson. Assume the controls, Chimmie Onson. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE, CHIMMIE ONSON! Push yourself to total self-destruction. AS YOU REALIZE, Chimmie Onson, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it Warriors. DO YOU, Chimmie Onson, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Chimmie Onson, face that challenge? That may be more powerful THAN EVEN YOU ARE, CHIMMIE ONSON! You, Chimmie Onson, must self-destruct. So that you will know, Chimmie Onson, who is... the chosen one. FOR CHIMMIE ONSON, I am not the chosen one that you speak of. I am not. I, Chimmie Onson, am the only one.
 
2014-05-04 12:41:31 PM  
So yeah, I  was forced into volunteered for double overtime today, so I get to be at work.  Sadly, nobody thinks racing is important enough to broadcast around here; they'd rather carry hockey and baseball instead.  Thankfully, my plant has wi-fi, so our IT manager is gonna be ticked at the bandwidth I'll be using with TuneIn pointed at MRN or an MRN affiliate.  If I have time I'll pop into the thread.

Now where did I put those headphones?
 
2014-05-04 12:47:05 PM  
Go A-Bow! Go RyTru! Get Cole Whitt it!
 
2014-05-04 12:47:40 PM  
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2014-05-04 12:49:18 PM  
Forgot to set my DVR for this.
Hope you guys enjoy your race. I'll share pics from my race next week if I see some cool shiat.
 
2014-05-04 12:51:19 PM  
Oh, geez, it's HIM! A pox on your house, JJ!
 
2014-05-04 12:51:23 PM  
@nascarcasm

"Talladega" by Eric Church is a good tune. Beats the hell out of "Pocono" by the Beach Boys and "Martinsritaville" by Jimmy Buffett.
 
2014-05-04 12:52:52 PM  
How we all feel when The Big One hasn't happened and there's 10 laps to go.

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2014-05-04 12:55:55 PM  
I wanna see the remnants of Casey Mears shiner.
 
2014-05-04 12:56:01 PM  
This is all you need to know about today: the Internet wins.

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2014-05-04 12:57:32 PM  

vegaswench: This is all you need to know about today: the Internet wins.

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Much bald. Very scalp. Wow.
 
2014-05-04 12:57:44 PM  

vegaswench: This is all you need to know about today: the Internet wins.


Never knew he had less hair than I do.

Hello NASFARK!
 
2014-05-04 12:58:22 PM  
It's amusing listening to which of the list of a dozen or so potential predetermined winners it's going to be.
This shiat is almost wrasslin', at this point.
 
2014-05-04 12:58:32 PM  

vegaswench: This is all you need to know about today: the Internet wins.

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I must be the only geek-type on the Internet that doesn't find this amusing.
 
2014-05-04 12:59:12 PM  
Guess who went to Richmond last week?

lh3.googleusercontent.com


lh3.googleusercontent.com

Karma, Clint!
lh6.googleusercontent.com

One for QMB
lh3.googleusercontent.com


lh3.googleusercontent.com

One for VW
lh4.googleusercontent.com

Joy!
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-05-04 12:59:28 PM  
I've got PC and GTD cars on the warm up laps. Gotta go.
 
2014-05-04 01:00:22 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: vegaswench: This is all you need to know about today: the Internet wins.

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I must be the only geek-type on the Internet that doesn't find this amusing.


I wish you were like me. Easily amused.
 
2014-05-04 01:02:22 PM  
I see JJ got told to shut up during the national anthem.
 
2014-05-04 01:02:31 PM  

jso2897: Adolf Oliver Nipples: vegaswench: This is all you need to know about today: the Internet wins.

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I must be the only geek-type on the Internet that doesn't find this amusing.

I wish you were like me. Easily amused.


I honestly thought he was young. Like Bowman or Larson young.

/my illusions, they are shattered
 
2014-05-04 01:02:49 PM  
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2014-05-04 01:02:55 PM  

MattyFridays: How we all feel when The Big One hasn't happened and there's 10 laps to go.

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Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
Love Talladega. But I always wake up on Dega race day with a bit of knot in my stomach. And I'm just watching.
 
2014-05-04 01:03:07 PM  
And to see how Aarons can afford to pay to sponsor this race lets look at how much you would pay to rent to own an xbox from them.


http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/aarons_and_rentacenter/ps4_xbox_one_ re ntal.html
 
2014-05-04 01:03:48 PM  
So instead of a flyover, they had a rig with a flag on it?  Talladega, you weird.
 
2014-05-04 01:04:19 PM  

vegaswench: So instead of a flyover, they had a rig with a flag on it?  Talladega, you weird.


Flyin' low.
 
2014-05-04 01:05:53 PM  

Obscene_CNN: And to see how Aarons can afford to pay to sponsor this race lets look at how much you would pay to rent to own an xbox from them.


http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/aarons_and_rentacenter/ps4_xbox_one_ re ntal.html


Aaron's is mainly for short-term rentals, like getting a big-ass TV for a big event.  If you are renting to own from them, you either have shiatty credit and have no idea how to save/use layaway or completely stupid.
 
2014-05-04 01:05:55 PM  

vegaswench: So instead of a flyover, they had a rig with a flag on it?  Talladega, you weird.


The big rig with the flag is at pretty much every race.  No fly over is lame.
 
2014-05-04 01:06:11 PM  

vegaswench: Talladega, you weird 'Merica.


FTFY
 
2014-05-04 01:06:26 PM  
mornin, kids!
 
2014-05-04 01:07:05 PM  
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2014-05-04 01:08:46 PM  
Good. I missed the singing while I was out making a beer run. I presume it was typically bad?
 
2014-05-04 01:09:05 PM  
Just so I understand the math.. 2 wins is definitely in and 1 win is probably in, right?
 
2014-05-04 01:09:15 PM  
During the 24 plug it sounded like he said Shaq Bower. I'd watch at least one episode of that show.
 
2014-05-04 01:09:45 PM  

Mztlplx: Good. I missed the singing while I was out making a beer run. I presume it was typically bad?


Instrumental with ASL.
 
2014-05-04 01:09:53 PM  
Could the 'drivers start your engines' guy be any less excited?
 
2014-05-04 01:10:35 PM  

Foaming: During the 24 plug it sounded like he said Shaq Bower. I'd watch at least one episode of that show.


Shaq Bower's torture: forcing you to watch Kazaam.
 
2014-05-04 01:12:41 PM  
Mornin' everyone!  Breakfast and racing!

Lets go 24!
 
2014-05-04 01:13:07 PM  

MattyFridays: Foaming: During the 24 plug it sounded like he said Shaq Bower. I'd watch at least one episode of that show.

Shaq Bower's torture: forcing you to watch Kazaam.


Speak of the devil
 
2014-05-04 01:13:08 PM  

clear_prop: Could the 'drivers start your engines' guy be any less excited?


That's all right, the race should more than make up for it.
 
2014-05-04 01:13:11 PM  
Brian Vickers spraying the champagne seems wayyyyy too happy
 
2014-05-04 01:13:13 PM  
Internet reset last night, so now I got 10 gigs of data to use! (Not all at once... gotta make it last the month) and that means I can join you guys! :D

I'm just hoping Gordon survives today and doesn't get in the Big One. Win is a bonus, but surviving is more important.
 
2014-05-04 01:14:06 PM  

GRCooper: MattyFridays: Foaming: During the 24 plug it sounded like he said Shaq Bower. I'd watch at least one episode of that show.

Shaq Bower's torture: forcing you to watch Kazaam.

Speak of the devil


JJ AGAIN?
 
2014-05-04 01:14:37 PM  
Well shiat. Happy starts next to Princess Crumplefenders.
 
2014-05-04 01:14:50 PM  
my prediction - long boring stretches, random big wrecks, and ugly restarts
 
2014-05-04 01:15:11 PM  
wait, Trevor Bayne is racing today? Will he be the same terror he was yesterday?
 
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