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2014-05-04 06:28:11 AM  
Big G got no neck?
 
2014-05-04 08:43:22 AM  
Do these scales make me look fat?
 
2014-05-04 08:57:32 AM  
People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.
 
2014-05-04 09:13:55 AM  
Stereotypical Asian Scientist looks a lot like Jimmy Smitts.
 
2014-05-04 10:00:36 AM  
Godzilla needs to go on Weight Watchers.
 
2014-05-04 10:13:35 AM  
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-04 10:21:40 AM  

ManateeGag: Godzilla needs to go on Weight Watchers.


This.
 
2014-05-04 10:35:36 AM  

texdent: ManateeGag: Godzilla needs to go on Weight Watchers.

This.


Yeah, because his awesome "gotta stomp on the gym in 26 minutes" physique did wonders for him in 1998.
 
2014-05-04 10:37:05 AM  
I like how in every shot of Cranston, he's got this thick, tussled, full head of hair. It's like he's openly messing with people who can't get past seeing him as bald bad ass Heisenberg.
 
2014-05-04 10:39:10 AM  
I may have to go to the IMAX and pay to see this movie. I've been thinking about it and I've just about made up my mind.
 
2014-05-04 10:46:40 AM  
How did Elizabeth Olsen manage to accumulate all the talent in that family?
 
2014-05-04 10:53:30 AM  
img.fark.net

Bastian, say my name!!!
 
2014-05-04 10:53:57 AM  

jonnya: I like how in every shot of Cranston, he's got this thick, tussled, full head of hair. It's like he's openly messing with people who can't get past seeing him as bald bad ass Heisenberg.


www.newyorker.com

C'mon, son.

Dude could wear a Hefty bag on his head and he'd still be a bad mudda fudda. I cannot WAIT to see this movie.
 
2014-05-04 11:07:01 AM  

phenn: jonnya: I like how in every shot of Cranston, he's got this thick, tussled, full head of hair. It's like he's openly messing with people who can't get past seeing him as bald bad ass Heisenberg.

[www.newyorker.com image 290x290]

C'mon, son.

Dude could wear a Hefty bag on his head and he'd still be a bad mudda fudda. I cannot WAIT to see this movie.


Ha. Is that from his Broadway stint as LBJ? Portraying historical figures that we're already familiar with doesn't count!
 
2014-05-04 11:07:51 AM  

Mugato: People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.


"People gasping with shocked and/or terrified expressions on their face while giant monsters wrestle in the distance" is pretty much the common denominator of every Godzilla movie ever made.
 
2014-05-04 11:12:23 AM  

Mentat: How did Elizabeth Olsen manage to accumulate all the talent in that family?


By not being part of that family to begin with?

Or is this an Adam Baldwin is the best Baldwin brother type of thing?
 
2014-05-04 11:14:04 AM  

Dr. Horrible: Mugato: People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.

"People gasping with shocked and/or terrified expressions on their face while giant monsters wrestle in the distance" is pretty much the common denominator of every Godzilla movie ever made.


Giant monsters wrestling in the distance is fine and all but you have to admit the movies really amp up when we get high tension wires being ripped down.

catharsis
 
2014-05-04 11:17:44 AM  

rocky_howard: By not being part of that family to begin with?


LOLWUT.

From Wiki: "...Elizabeth is the younger sister of twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen who became famous as TV and movie stars at an early age..."
 
2014-05-04 11:57:00 AM  

red5ish: I may have to go to the IMAX and pay to see this movie. I've been thinking about it and I've just about made up my mind.


I don't know about where you live, but I hate the Imax up here. It's like you are 5 feet from a 50 foot screen. I fail to see the attraction of watching a film where you have to spend the entire movie moving your head side to side to see the action on both sides of the screen.
 
2014-05-04 12:10:33 PM  

Mugato: People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.


Exactly, When are they going to get that WE DON'T GIVE A FARK ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE!  Same stupid thing they did with Mat Brodrick, tried to make a movie about people and oh yeah Godzilla is around here to.  Movie is about the Big G, not about idiots standing around talking about him. Will have to wait and see the movie, hope it's actually a Kaiju movie.
 
2014-05-04 12:18:02 PM  
.....yeah, I hope this film isn't about boring people running around reacting and acting. I want to see big monsters smashing stuff. period.

Hopefully, this one won't be like Spielberg's War of the Worlds. The tripod scenes were quite awesome but most of the film sucked because nobody cared about Tom Cruise trying to protect his annoying kids.
 
2014-05-04 12:25:19 PM  

craigdamage: .....yeah, I hope this film isn't about boring people running around reacting and acting. I want to see big monsters smashing stuff. period.

Hopefully, this one won't be like Spielberg's War of the Worlds. The tripod scenes were quite awesome but most of the film sucked because nobody cared about Tom Cruise trying to protect his annoying kids.


This.  I loved the sound that the tripods made just before they laid waste to people.  Also liked the part when the kids asked what the powder was that Cruise was covered in...and it was the vaporized townspeople.
 
2014-05-04 12:37:09 PM  

Luven: Mugato: People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.

Exactly, When are they going to get that WE DON'T GIVE A FARK ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE!  Same stupid thing they did with Mat Brodrick, tried to make a movie about people and oh yeah Godzilla is around here to.  Movie is about the Big G, not about idiots standing around talking about him. Will have to wait and see the movie, hope it's actually a Kaiju movie.


Oh for Fark's sake, the movie were never about "The Big G".  The original was a classic Campbellian Man vs. Nature story with Godzilla as a symbol of the nuclear devastation rained upon Japan during the war.  It was a way for the Japanese people to psychologically come to terms with the horrors of being nuked.
 
2014-05-04 12:39:38 PM  

Luven: Mugato: People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.

Exactly, When are they going to get that WE DON'T GIVE A FARK ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE!  Same stupid thing they did with Mat Brodrick, tried to make a movie about people and oh yeah Godzilla is around here to.  Movie is about the Big G, not about idiots standing around talking about him. Will have to wait and see the movie, hope it's actually a Kaiju movie.


given that the director has had exactly one previous film, which was basically 'godzilla if we had no budget, writing or acting talent' i wouldn't hold out a lot of hope
 
2014-05-04 12:49:07 PM  

craigdamage: Hopefully, this one won't be like Spielberg's War of the Worlds. The tripod scenes were quite awesome but most of the film sucked because nobody cared about Tom Cruise trying to protect his annoying kids.


It's Spielberg. That means either Nazis or annoying children.
 
2014-05-04 12:56:19 PM  
GINO.
Godzilla in name only.
movie sucked @$$.
 
2014-05-04 01:09:35 PM  
He looks fat.
 
2014-05-04 01:13:05 PM  

browneye: He looks fat.


Real Gods Have Curves
 
2014-05-04 01:16:51 PM  

rocky_howard: Mentat: How did Elizabeth Olsen manage to accumulate all the talent in that family?

By not being part of that family to begin with?

Or is this an Adam Baldwin is the best Baldwin brother type of thing?


What are you talking about?  Elizabeth Olsen is the younger sister of Ashley and Mary Kate.
 
2014-05-04 01:22:25 PM  
The halo jump preview sold me, and so now I'm avoiding all previews because SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

I won't mind focus on the human characters if they are actually worth watching. As someone above mentioned, the reason War of the Worlds as so intolerable is because I didn't care about Tom Cruise nor his family. It was unnecessary family drama that distracted from the much more interesting alien invasion. One of the things that annoyed me about Cloverfield is that the human characters, save Hud, were just annoying. I didn't care about the young, pretty people who were only compelling because they were young and pretty. Give me some real people to care about and I'm there. Otherwise, I'm regarding you like most of the cast of a Friday the 13th movie.

If this new Godzilla gives the humans a backstory, and that's not exactly needed for a Godzilla movie, it better be interesting and not intolerable.I don't want to have to tolerate a lot of uncomfortable drama as I wait for Godzilla to smash things and the army to shoot back.
 
2014-05-04 01:35:38 PM  

phantomht: GINO.
Godzilla in name only.
movie sucked @$$.


You talking about the last one or did you get a screener?
 
2014-05-04 01:50:06 PM  
I'm definitely going to see this but I gotta say Godzilla looks like he needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.
 
2014-05-04 01:51:45 PM  

awfulperson: [img.fark.net image 420x263]

Bastian, say my name!!!



Hahahahahaha!
 
2014-05-04 01:58:18 PM  

Dr. Horrible: Mugato: People looking at things! And a couple shots of Godzilla.

"People gasping with shocked and/or terrified expressions on their face while giant monsters wrestle in the distance" is pretty much the common denominator of every Godzilla movie ever made.


What you never see is the trailer park scene where they broke out the lawn chairs and beer cooler while they grill up some burgers and watch the carnage. Later they're gonna get their rifles and gather up their friends and go lizard hunting.

Oh hey perfect sy-fy movie plot.
 
2014-05-04 02:17:16 PM  

MechaPyx: I'm definitely going to see this but I gotta say Godzilla looks like he needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.


He stopped in China first at the all you can eat 1 billion buffet, got kicked out for being there 4 hour, now he's hungry again.
 
2014-05-04 02:25:19 PM  
Did you mean to ask if we wanted to see BOTH high res photos of Godzilla?
 
2014-05-04 02:39:50 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: texdent: ManateeGag: Godzilla needs to go on Weight Watchers.

This.

Yeah, because his awesome "gotta stomp on the gym in 26 minutes" physique did wonders for him in 1998.


This.
 
2014-05-04 02:42:26 PM  
It's not that he's fat, it's that his head is really small.
 
2014-05-04 02:42:36 PM  
Spoiler alert: this movie climaxes with an explicit sex scene, just like Gareth Edwards's last movie did.
 
2014-05-04 02:47:05 PM  

MechaPyx: I'm definitely going to see this but I gotta say Godzilla looks like he needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.


I think that is actually a nice, realistic touch. A gigantic animal like that would need to be really stockily built in order to have the thick bones and muscles needed to hold up its massive weight. Sure, you can't be 100% realistic when dealing with a giant radioactive lizard, but it is always nice when the filmmaker tries for as much realism as possible in the look and feel.
 
2014-05-04 03:15:59 PM  
I'll be seeing this opening night in IMAX 3D, so my eyes and ears will probably melt.
 
2014-05-04 05:17:10 PM  

Boojum2k: I'll be seeing this opening night in IMAX 3D, so my eyes and ears will probably melt.


hey ive been drinking but i just wanted to say youre among my favorite posters and ive got a little crush on you sorta. id like to suck your dick a little bit. ive chosen to be monogamous though so its not going to happen any time soon. sorry.

Mentat: Oh for Fark's sake, the movie were never about "The Big G". The original was a classic Campbellian Man vs. Nature story with Godzilla as a symbol of the nuclear devastation rained upon Japan during the war. It was a way for the Japanese people to psychologically come to terms with the horrors of being nuked.


Agreed. I love godzilla but a movie about giant speechless monsters punching each other wouldnt be the best without showing the human side of it. sometimes they go too far with that human aspect. i just hope this movie doesnt suck.

/godzilla vs king ghidora ('93? '92?) is the greatest movie ever made
 
2014-05-04 05:25:08 PM  

Fafai: hey ive been drinking but i just wanted to say youre among my favorite posters and ive got a little crush on you sorta


I take that in a weirdly good way, and I have you listed as a Good Guy already. I just try to be myself, same here as most anywhere.

Fafai: Agreed. I love godzilla but a movie about giant speechless monsters punching each other wouldnt be the best without showing the human side of it. sometimes they go too far with that human aspect. i just hope this movie doesnt suck.


Same here, there has to be a human side to it, and what I've seen in the trailer looks like it will be well done and not annoying.
 
2014-05-04 05:25:39 PM  
That first pic gets me.  Super high detail on The Big G, but everything else blurry as fark.

I'm not holding onto high hopes for the actual film.
 
2014-05-04 05:37:56 PM  

lewismarktwo: phantomht: GINO.
Godzilla in name only.
movie sucked @$$.

You talking about the last one or did you get a screener?


sorry,meant the matthew brodrick one
 
2014-05-04 05:39:52 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-04 07:17:17 PM  

soporific: The halo jump preview sold me, and so now I'm avoiding all previews because SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

I won't mind focus on the human characters if they are actually worth watching. As someone above mentioned, the reason War of the Worlds as so intolerable is because I didn't care about Tom Cruise nor his family. It was unnecessary family drama that distracted from the much more interesting alien invasion. One of the things that annoyed me about Cloverfield is that the human characters, save Hud, were just annoying. I didn't care about the young, pretty people who were only compelling because they were young and pretty. Give me some real people to care about and I'm there. Otherwise, I'm regarding you like most of the cast of a Friday the 13th movie.

If this new Godzilla gives the humans a backstory, and that's not exactly needed for a Godzilla movie, it better be interesting and not intolerable.I don't want to have to tolerate a lot of uncomfortable drama as I wait for Godzilla to smash things and the army to shoot back.


This.

ALL of this.

Every last motherfarking word of this.

This. This. This.

Penis.
 
2014-05-04 08:51:57 PM  

red5ish: I may have to go to the IMAX and pay to see this movie. I've been thinking about it and I've just about made up my mind.


I just watched some teaser clip with Ken Watanabe saying "Let them fight" with (I'm guessing) Rodan flying by and Godzilla looking up at him. I felt like I was 8 years old again watching Godzilla vs Megalon again and now IMAX it is.
 
2014-05-04 08:52:41 PM  
Hmmm. Said again too many times. I R Genyus
 
2014-05-04 09:32:08 PM  

alwaysjaded: red5ish: I may have to go to the IMAX and pay to see this movie. I've been thinking about it and I've just about made up my mind.

I just watched some teaser clip with Ken Watanabe saying "Let them fight" with (I'm guessing) Rodan flying by and Godzilla looking up at him. I felt like I was 8 years old again watching Godzilla vs Megalon again and now IMAX it is.


That's not Rodan.  It's a new kaiju.
 
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