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(YouTube)   Joe Biden doesn't need a Trans Am, because he's already got a sweet Corvette and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Video proves once and for all that he's the coolest VP ever   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2014-05-04 04:36:09 AM  
Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?
 
2014-05-04 07:40:29 AM  

bigpeeler: Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?


You thinking of Spiro Agnew or Hubert Humphrey?
 
2014-05-04 07:48:29 AM  
When they played this at the actual dinner, they cut out the part about examples of the tattooist's work.  I'm wondering why...
 
2014-05-04 08:45:22 AM  
You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.
 
2014-05-04 08:52:02 AM  
Oh that crazy VP. Remember the time he was pushing for the clipper chip so the US government could spy more easily on citizens? Man, that shiat was the greatest.
 
2014-05-04 08:54:25 AM  

OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.


www.quickmeme.com

/ thought the video was pretty amusing
 
2014-05-04 08:55:33 AM  

OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.


Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.
 
2014-05-04 08:59:31 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.


Well, that's setting the bar pretty low for the "Hero" tag.
 
2014-05-04 09:01:02 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.


Biden was a war hawk senator. Better read up on your history more.
 
2014-05-04 09:20:41 AM  

Intrepid00: Biden was a war hawk senator. Better read up on your history more.


You can't go bringing up any Democrat's actual record. It's not fair.

More Video of Joe Biden being really cool.
 
2014-05-04 09:58:14 AM  
Man On A Mission:

/ thought the video was pretty amusing

Same here- gentle digs, self deprecating on everybodies part. Exactly what you are supposed to do for the correspondents dinner.
 
2014-05-04 10:26:44 AM  

Nabb1: Tyrone Slothrop: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.

Well, that's setting the bar pretty low for the "Hero" tag.


Luckily, literally no one in this thread used the word "hero" until OnlyM3 put it in quotation marks as something Farkers were calling him.

The Vice Presidency is worth, as was said some time ago, a warm bucket of piss. The job responsibilities basically boil down to "do not overtly cause scandal; be able to carry policy arguments" and looking back to Cheney, Gore, Quayle... Joe Biden seems to be doing moderately well in that category.
 
2014-05-04 10:38:36 AM  

bigpeeler: Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?


Name one who you think might be cooler than Uncle Joe.
 
2014-05-04 11:05:38 AM  
NIXON, YOU DOLT!
 
2014-05-04 11:09:42 AM  
ANDREW JOHNSON UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE
 
2014-05-04 11:22:10 AM  

RminusQ: The Vice Presidency is worth, as was said some time ago, a warm bucket of piss. The job responsibilities basically boil down to "do not overtly cause scandal; be able to carry policy arguments" and looking back to Cheney, Gore, Quayle... Joe Biden seems to be doing moderately well in that category.


Pretty much this. Republicans seem to think that the VP should be a surrogate president, or in the case of Cheney the real power behind the throne. Biden knows that his sole function is to support the administration policies. And he does a damn fine job of that.  To wit- anyone that thinks Bidens statement in support of gay marriage in  2012 was some kind of gaffe is fooling themselves. Obama wanted to get behind Gay marriage, he just needed the national conversation to be raised a little bit. Biden did exactly that.
 
2014-05-04 11:48:24 AM  
Not even close to coolest, Subby . . .

img.fark.net

You try being VP to two (count 'em, two) presidents and running the Mother Ship.
 
2014-05-04 12:09:20 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.


Oh, yeah, like in Syria and Russia and Benghazi
 
2014-05-04 12:10:56 PM  

MooseUpNorth: bigpeeler: Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?

Name one who you think might be cooler than Uncle Joe.


The VP who once said "what this country needs is a good 5¢ cigar"...that VP cooler....
 
2014-05-04 12:17:45 PM  

Dinki: Man On A Mission:

/ thought the video was pretty amusing

Same here- gentle digs, self deprecating on everybodies part. Exactly what you are supposed to do for the correspondents dinner.


and yet no jokes about the GOP's reaction to Bengahzi, wonder why that is?
 
2014-05-04 12:21:46 PM  

OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.


This is you right now.

img.fark.net

No really. This is you right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Audio of you right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXf-pl_8KkM
 
2014-05-04 12:27:32 PM  
Overall, I enjoyed the show, but this skit was painfully bad. It reminded me of the Seinfeld/Bill Gates Superbowl commercial.  Marketers need to quit thinking they are writers.
 
2014-05-04 12:31:44 PM  

OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.


"Oh godparticle..."

And I thought people who replaced the word god with "fsm" were annoying
 
2014-05-04 12:31:51 PM  
Is it a good idea for this many RW shills to show up at once in the same thread? What if there was a terrorist attack and they were, heaven forbid, all wiped out? How would Fark continue to operate?
 
2014-05-04 12:36:09 PM  

DrBenway: Is it a good idea for this many RW shills to show up at once in the same thread? What if there was a terrorist attack and they were, heaven forbid, all wiped out? How would Fark continue to operate?



They'd just hire some more.
 
2014-05-04 12:37:22 PM  

Intrepid00: Tyrone Slothrop: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.

Biden was a war hawk senator. Better read up on your history more.


Biden also pushed through the new bankruptcy laws that would lead to the highest number of bankruptcies ever declared in one year. Yeah. A true man of the people.

/sigh
 
2014-05-04 12:38:22 PM  

Heliovdrake: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

This is you right now.

[img.fark.net image 600x487]

No really. This is you right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Audio of you right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXf-pl_8KkM


I think this is audio of M3 from a couple of years ago.
 
2014-05-04 12:45:11 PM  

MooseUpNorth: bigpeeler: Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?

Name one who you think might be cooler than Uncle Joe.


Has Biden ever dressed up as a woman and had hot steamy ghey sex with James Buchanan? No? Well, then, Vice President Rufus Devane King is still cooler. Aside from the whole white supremacist thing, of course.
 
2014-05-04 12:55:51 PM  

Repo Man: Heliovdrake: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

This is you right now.

[img.fark.net image 600x487]

No really. This is you right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Audio of you right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXf-pl_8KkM

I think this is audio of M3 from a couple of years ago.


Very Nice.
 
2014-05-04 01:06:25 PM  
Damn shame they didn't use a Trans Am.
 
2014-05-04 01:25:12 PM  

MooseUpNorth: bigpeeler: Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?

Name one who you think might be cooler than Uncle Joe.


George HW Bush always struck me as a pretty cool dude. I think his political legacy is tainted by Reagan, but I'd stack Bush's boats against Biden's cars any day of the week.
 
2014-05-04 01:35:16 PM  

Repo Man: Heliovdrake: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

This is you right now.

[img.fark.net image 600x487]

No really. This is you right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Audio of you right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXf-pl_8KkM

I think this is audio of M3 from a couple of years ago.


NSFW language, by the way.

That is a thing of beauty and wonder.
 
2014-05-04 01:43:23 PM  

The Larch: but I'd stack Bush's boats against Biden's cars any day of the week.


How about Bush's Saudi connections? Or his daddy Prescott's Nazi connections?
 
2014-05-04 01:44:38 PM  

Repo Man: I think this is audio of M3 from a couple of years ago.


24 minutes.  I'll just click in a couple spots and see if I can get an idea of what this video is about:

Heh 4:50:  Free Obama phones.

HAHAA 9:00:  Here I'll point at the Drudge report, which says Obama was supposed to lose.  WAAAHHHHH!!!!

AHAHAAAAA 16:00:  We can't even impeach Obama now..... over Benghazi.....

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA  21:00:  Obama never even attended a 4th of July parade.  He doesn't even know what it's about.

AHAHAAAAA 21:45:  Obama's not a Muslim.  He's a black liberation theologian.  It's based in Marxism.  Look it up on the F*CKING internet.  If you can't see it GET THE F*CK OFF THE F*CKING INTERNET AND YOU'RE NO USE TO ANY OF US....

AHAHAAA  It's like I can just click on any random part of that video and there's a comedy gold nugget just waiting to be discovered.  It's like being a child finding Easter eggs behind/under every single thing in site on Easter morning.
 
2014-05-04 01:49:04 PM  
Drunk Uncle Racist?

Wow, now fark makes so much sense.
 
2014-05-04 02:01:32 PM  
Theodore Roosevelt laughs at Subby's assertion.

mentalfloss.com
 
2014-05-04 02:09:52 PM  

MooseUpNorth: bigpeeler: Coolest ever? How old are you, Subby? 15?

Name one who you think might be cooler than Uncle Joe.


Headless Spiro Agnew
 
2014-05-04 02:18:11 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Theodore Roosevelt laughs at Subby's assertion.

[mentalfloss.com image 640x430]


Came here to post Teddy's pick. I like Uncle Joe, but he's never given a speech after being shot
 
2014-05-04 02:39:53 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Intrepid00: Tyrone Slothrop: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

Well, he isn't planning going to war with a country that's not a threat to us based on manufactured evidence, so that's a plus in my book.

Biden was a war hawk senator. Better read up on your history more.

Biden also pushed through the new bankruptcy laws that would lead to the highest number of bankruptcies ever declared in one year. Yeah. A true man of the people.

/sigh


Did Biden push through the deregulation of the banking industry which allowed them to hand out loans with shiatty terms like candy to those who couldn't obviously afford them? Or, are you a troll who doesn't understand that bankruptcy is a tool to get out of debt you can never realistically pay back, ever?
 
2014-05-04 02:44:29 PM  
If by cool you mean the lamest and most stupid VP ever, then yes.
 
2014-05-04 02:54:16 PM  

happydude45: If by cool you mean the lamest and most stupid VP ever, then yes.


You really, really wanted to say "poopyhead," didn't you?
 
2014-05-04 02:55:03 PM  

happydude45: If by cool you mean the lamest and most stupid VP ever, then yes.


It's a sad thing when you can't even count to "POTATOE".
 
2014-05-04 02:58:50 PM  

happydude45: If by cool you mean the lamest and most stupid VP ever, then yes.




If you honestly believe that Biden is Dumber than Quayle, then I'm going to have to downgrade your credibility from zero to a negative score.
 
2014-05-04 03:05:35 PM  

BMulligan: Has Biden ever dressed up as a woman and had hot steamy ghey sex with James Buchanan? No? Well, then, Vice President Rufus Devane King is still cooler. Aside from the whole white supremacist thing, of course.


But did King ever have a biatchin' Trans Am? I think not, therefore Biden wins.

/ suck it, Buchanan
 
2014-05-04 03:10:50 PM  
The best part was seeing Boehner get a boner while watching panda porn.  Or am I reading something into it that really wasn't there?
 
2014-05-04 03:40:52 PM  

BMulligan: happydude45: If by cool you mean the lamest and most stupid VP ever, then yes.

You really, really wanted to say "poopyhead," didn't you?


If he could only have figured out how to spell it....
 
2014-05-04 04:10:34 PM  

Heliovdrake: OnlyM3: You clowns are now trying to turn senator hair plugs into a "hero"? Oh godparticle, the left is amusing.

This is you right now.

[ZOMGsWTFBBQ butthurt over 9000.jpg]

No really. This is you right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Audio of you right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXf-pl_8KkM


LMAO holy crapping fish farts I will never yell at you about the cartoons you pick again

That fking killed me :D :D
 
2014-05-04 04:11:11 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Repo Man: I think this is audio of M3 from a couple of years ago.

24 minutes.  I'll just click in a couple spots and see if I can get an idea of what this video is about:

Heh 4:50:  Free Obama phones.

HAHAA 9:00:  Here I'll point at the Drudge report, which says Obama was supposed to lose.  WAAAHHHHH!!!!

AHAHAAAAA 16:00:  We can't even impeach Obama now..... over Benghazi.....

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA  21:00:  Obama never even attended a 4th of July parade.  He doesn't even know what it's about.

AHAHAAAAA 21:45:  Obama's not a Muslim.  He's a black liberation theologian.  It's based in Marxism.  Look it up on the F*CKING internet.  If you can't see it GET THE F*CK OFF THE F*CKING INTERNET AND YOU'RE NO USE TO ANY OF US....

AHAHAAA  It's like I can just click on any random part of that video and there's a comedy gold nugget just waiting to be discovered.  It's like being a child finding Easter eggs behind/under every single thing in site on Easter morning.


Oh my goodness, I'd forgotten this beauty. "You think I'm unhinged, I am totally farking unhinged!"
 
2014-05-04 04:13:22 PM  
oh my fking gods I just can't stop laughing
 
2014-05-04 04:41:41 PM  
At least the girl had the balls to look behind the curtain.
ilifejourney.files.wordpress.com
 
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