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(Chicago Trib)   Note saying "KABOOM Im tired of all the people here. Everyone is going down, the school will b n flames" was written by a disgruntled special education teacher who hoped her grammatical errors and misspellings would fool police   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 38
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2014-05-04 09:02:24 AM
It's a standard trope of mystery novels, going back at least 100 years, that it's hard for intelligent people to write dumb notes.  They'll overdo the misspellings, and then choose to use a 4-syllable word that the marginally literate would never think of.
 
2014-05-04 09:08:14 AM
U didn think ur kunning plan thru.
 
2014-05-04 09:10:39 AM
Sounds like soon she'll be getting some "special education" in federal prison.
 
2014-05-04 09:14:53 AM
That's fat ugly talk.
 
2014-05-04 09:18:06 AM
omg lol she set them up the bom
 
2014-05-04 09:19:15 AM

FrancoFile: It's a standard trope of mystery novels, going back at least 100 years, that it's hard for intelligent people to write dumb notes.  They'll overdo the misspellings, and then choose to use a 4-syllable word that the marginally literate would never think of.


Is that 4-syllable word "everyone"?
 
2014-05-04 09:25:50 AM
www.excessivebail.com
 
2014-05-04 09:28:30 AM
So working only 180 days a year, summers off, innumerable paid holidays, no possibility of being fired, free healthcare and benefits, and a full pension after thirty years drove her over the edge?

Whodathunkit.
 
2014-05-04 09:31:58 AM
Subby could have saved me 5 seconds of grammar descramble by adding an A before note.
 
2014-05-04 09:34:16 AM
Hey, wasn't she Martha Dumptruck the "BIG FUN" girl from Heathers (pic from this story)?

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/Well fark me gently with a chainsaw.
 
2014-05-04 09:36:29 AM
Clearly, she should be arrested by the English department.
 
2014-05-04 09:38:21 AM
That's retarded.
 
2014-05-04 09:38:50 AM

dennysgod: [www.excessivebail.com image 270x379]


That just gave me the diabeetus.
 
2014-05-04 09:39:18 AM
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2014-05-04 09:49:56 AM

skinink: Hey, wasn't she Martha Dumptruck the "BIG FUN" girl from Heathers (pic from this story)?

[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 620x392]

/Well fark me gently with a chainsaw.


Quick, somebody do a count of her special education students.  She might have eaten a few.
 
2014-05-04 09:55:07 AM
But where's the kaboom?  I was expecting an earth-shattering kaboom.
 
2014-05-04 09:55:54 AM
Her mistake was composing a letter that looks like it was written by an average teenager. When did they stop teaching English in schools, anyway?
 
2014-05-04 09:58:02 AM
Rewritten for clarity:

"BOOM!1! ALL U PPL R DIKS! IMMA BRN TEH SKOOL!!1.
 
2014-05-04 10:04:46 AM

Savage Belief: Rewritten for clarity:

"BOOM!1! ALL U PPL R DIKS! IMMA BRN TEH SKOOL!!1.


Evacuate Fark! This note is illegible enough that I believe it!
 
GBB
2014-05-04 10:07:36 AM
Michelle Lynn Smith, 36, is accused in federal court of typing a letter....

Police have not said what led them to Smith as the suspect.

My guess:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer_steganography
 
2014-05-04 10:07:53 AM
She should've thought it over with her BFF, Jill.
 
2014-05-04 10:24:15 AM
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-04 10:31:12 AM
img.fark.net

What's the problem? It's a fun game.
 
2014-05-04 10:44:47 AM
ginmartinimunnery.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-04 10:45:48 AM
^ btw the image you just scrolled past is NSFW
 
2014-05-04 10:54:38 AM
www.aaglobal.com
 
2014-05-04 10:56:13 AM
www.samstoybox.com
 
2014-05-04 10:58:06 AM
i01.i.aliimg.com
 
2014-05-04 11:09:45 AM
THAR IS GOIN TO BE AN EARF SHATERING KABOOM
 
2014-05-04 11:32:57 AM
I know a woman who is a special ed teacher.  I don't know how she does it.  I'd be suicidal after 3 months.
 
2014-05-04 12:41:40 PM

dennysgod:


Vitamins, iron, and cardboard!
 
2014-05-04 03:45:00 PM
I love that teachers are the only people in the world who can't complain about their jobs. If they complain about pay they're greedy unionists. If they complain about the students, they're monsters. If they complain about administration they're rablerousers.

No other job that requires a post-grad is as frustrating.
 
2014-05-04 04:35:28 PM
Full note, subby forgot all the exclamation marks:

This school is going down today. KABOOM! Im tired of all the people here. Everyone is going down, the school will b n flames. It is so stupid here. I cant take it ne more. The teachers suck and don't do ne thing to help u. All that matters is what ur name is. If I had certain names I would not have the truble I do. Don't matter, this place sucks and will not be here for long. So long and GOOD-BYE!

Yeah, a student would have just drawn a picture of a cock and written the two sentences, if that.
 
2014-05-04 04:36:40 PM
Weird, Fark filtered out the extra dozen exclamation marks. That explains that then.
 
2014-05-04 04:56:59 PM
gamesdbase.com
 
2014-05-04 05:44:25 PM

Altair: [ginmartinimunnery.files.wordpress.com image 850x1154]


That dudes got an enormous cock (judging by the pic with his sheet boner.)
 
2014-05-05 09:35:26 AM
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Kaboom!
 
2014-05-05 05:20:13 PM
Really? It took this long and y'all made ME do it?

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