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(Daily Mail)   9-year-old boy creates bucket list of things to look at before he loses his sight. 'I want to see so much before it all goes dark'   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-04 12:50:05 AM  
4 votes:
What's his address, I want to send him a stack of Playboys. Too young for the Hustlers.
2014-05-04 08:38:18 AM  
3 votes:
Where on the list did he put "see a grown man naked"?
2014-05-04 08:31:57 AM  
3 votes:
1. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
2014-05-04 01:02:40 PM  
2 votes:

vicioushobbit: AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.

Prove it.

Show me documentation that you're about to go blind.  I have no compulsion to prove myself to a FARKer whom I don't even have favorited.

Could you really do that?

I don't know.  Let's send the IRS a pic of my tits with the refund, and see what happens.


Cool. I'll file your taxes for you. Don't forget to send me a pic of the twins along with receipts and tax forms.
2014-05-04 12:56:22 PM  
2 votes:

Rigby-Reardon: vicioushobbit: I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.

Fine I'm here vicious hobbit. It's tough being a. 9 year old who is going blind. Now please put them on the glass.

I am hoping you aren't a 40 year old 500 pound guy!


Just in case you are the 9 year old, here's A pair of tits on glass to hold you over.

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2014-05-04 12:54:16 PM  
2 votes:

vicioushobbit: I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.


Fine I'm here vicious hobbit. It's tough being a. 9 year old who is going blind. Now please put them on the glass.

I am hoping you aren't a 40 year old 500 pound guy!
2014-05-04 11:45:37 AM  
2 votes:
Kid's only 9- given the rate of cybernetic advancement over the last 15 years, I predict he'll have vision again before he's 40.  Maybe even with thermal imaging and X-ray capabilities.

//Hope I'm right
2014-05-04 08:46:42 AM  
2 votes:
Has he ever seen a grown man naked?
2014-05-04 08:29:44 AM  
2 votes:
Just have him watch "IT".  He'll never want to see again.
2014-05-04 01:04:04 PM  
1 vote:

vicioushobbit: Rigby-Reardon: vicioushobbit: I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.

Fine I'm here vicious hobbit. It's tough being a. 9 year old who is going blind. Now please put them on the glass.

I am hoping you aren't a 40 year old 500 pound guy!

Just in case you are the 9 year old, here's A pair of tits on glass to hold you over.


They are pretty nice but I don't get what all the fuss is about.

Now i just need to see a pair of hooters, a nice can, some big jugs, a couple milk wagons, and some fire bush. At least that's the list my uncle gave me.
2014-05-04 01:03:58 PM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.

Prove it.

Show me documentation that you're about to go blind.  I have no compulsion to prove myself to a FARKer whom I don't even have favorited.

Could you really do that?

I don't know.  Let's send the IRS a pic of my tits with the refund, and see what happens.

Cool. I'll file your taxes for you. Don't forget to send me a pic of the twins along with receipts and tax forms.


See you next April.
2014-05-04 12:57:36 PM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: AbiNormal: vicioushobbit: I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.

Prove it.

Show me documentation that you're about to go blind.  I have no compulsion to prove myself to a FARKer whom I don't even have favorited.

Could you really do that?


I don't know.  Let's send the IRS a pic of my tits with the refund, and see what happens.
2014-05-04 12:47:25 PM  
1 vote:
From the Eiffel tower in Paris and a Van Gogh painting, to the Northern Lights and a tiger, a nine-year-old boy in Texas

Okay. I get the first four. But item number 5? Is this Micheal Jackson reincarnated?
2014-05-04 12:38:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be willing to donate an up close visit with my EE twins. I could probably write the plane fare off my taxes.
2014-05-04 12:25:22 PM  
1 vote:
He saw Harry Potter so let him see a Hairy Pooter.
2014-05-04 10:12:10 AM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: PreMortem: What's his address, I want to send him a stack of Playboys. Too young for the Hustlers.


Are they in Braille?


Actually, yes. I was at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a year or so after Ray Charles died. They had a tiny room with a new display of personal items of his. In a 4ft long glass case, among other things, was a Playboy opened to an article page written in Braille.

So many questions. Do they make Braille centerfolds? What would that look like? If not that means there was at least one man who bought Playboy "for the articles". Ha! Were they special made for Ray, or is that a thing?

I believe it is still there amongst their Ray Charles memorabilia.
2014-05-04 09:12:08 AM  
1 vote:
That boy needs an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas to have a Last Vegas style party.
2014-05-04 08:53:14 AM  
1 vote:
#1285: Spend day in FARK Mainpage boobies thread
2014-05-04 08:47:23 AM  
1 vote:
Kate Upton needs to let the kid have a peek.
2014-05-04 08:44:20 AM  
1 vote:
Stock up on this, son.
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2014-05-04 08:38:48 AM  
1 vote:

Mitch Mitchell: Maddona's superbowl performance is a must see.  Especially if your hard of hearing.


my hard of hearing what?  Uncle?
2014-05-04 08:36:10 AM  
1 vote:
Maddona's superbowl performance is a must see.  Especially if your hard of hearing.
GBB
2014-05-04 08:32:36 AM  
1 vote:

PreMortem: What's his address, I want to send him a stack of Playboys. Too young for the Hustlers.

+1

Lorelle: That made me cry. :(

0

EvilEgg: I want to see some of those things too. I have to do it on my own dime.

-1

I'm liking where this thread is going.
2014-05-04 08:31:20 AM  
1 vote:
Just show him pictures of Farkers eating and he'll never want to use them again.
2014-05-04 08:29:39 AM  
1 vote:
I could never see the point in these so-called 'bucket lists.'
 
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