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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   Yabba dabba douchebags: three teens publicly shamed for stealing stone age vehicle   (fox40.com) divider line 28
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7396 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2014 at 11:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-03 11:35:45 PM  
What a group of rocknozzles...
 
2014-05-03 11:37:38 PM  
Publicly shamed... Great. Now who's going to pay for their therapy so they can recover their self esteem? This is the kind of shiat that gives them autism. Who's going to buy them all the gluten free products they will now require? You and me and everyone else who has been forced into ObamaScare, that's who.
 
2014-05-03 11:42:35 PM  

phrawgh: Publicly shamed... Great. Now who's going to pay for their therapy so they can recover their self esteem? This is the kind of shiat that gives them autism. Who's going to buy them all the gluten free products they will now require? You and me and everyone else who has been forced into ObamaScare, that's who.


You channeling your inner Pocketninja? Not bad. ;-)
 
2014-05-03 11:42:59 PM  
Sigh... its a living.
 
2014-05-03 11:45:04 PM  
I wonder if insurance covers it when Dino's head pops through the soft-top of the Flintstones car.
 
2014-05-03 11:45:26 PM  
No, wait, they committed a crime and so their lives are supposed to be destroyed forever.  They should definitely go to some for-profit prison that is probably giving the judge who sentenced them there a kickback.  We definitely should not think that there's a chance that when a juvenile does something stupid, it's not a sign that they are a hardened criminal, but, rather, perhaps a sign that kids sometimes just do dumb shiat and they get over it.  We can't have that kind of thinking in America.
 
2014-05-03 11:58:13 PM  
they'll have a gay old time
 
2014-05-04 12:02:14 AM  
Sorry, but the car tips over when you get extra weight.
 
2014-05-04 12:04:00 AM  
It's a modern Stone Age felony.
 
2014-05-04 12:07:55 AM  
I would SO try to sex it up somehow.
 
2014-05-04 12:09:09 AM  
Dead for Tax Reasons

they'll have a gay old time

In the land before time, when homosexuals ruled the earth!
 
2014-05-04 12:10:15 AM  

jake_lex: No, wait, they committed a crime and so their lives are supposed to be destroyed forever.  They should definitely go to some for-profit prison that is probably giving the judge who sentenced them there a kickback.  We definitely should not think that there's a chance that when a juvenile does something stupid, it's not a sign that they are a hardened criminal, but, rather, perhaps a sign that kids sometimes just do dumb shiat and they get over it.  We can't have that kind of thinking in America.


You must not of read the article
 
2014-05-04 12:13:42 AM  
This is what happens when you ooga-booga around like a caveman.
 
2014-05-04 12:30:51 AM  
WOW AWESOME, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES,CONTINUE TO GROW UP, HOW MANY FARKERS LIVES COULD BE DIFFERENT WITH THIS KIND OF MENTALITY
OH RIGHT MOST FARKERS DON'T LEAVE THE BASEMENT TO EVEN GET IN THIS MUCH TROUBLE, BUT FOR THOSE THAT DO ........... COOL
 
2014-05-04 12:31:32 AM  
arresting officer was Captain Caveman.
 
2014-05-04 12:42:51 AM  

Killthatgecko: WOW AWESOME, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES,CONTINUE TO GROW UP, HOW MANY FARKERS LIVES COULD BE DIFFERENT WITH THIS KIND OF MENTALITY
OH RIGHT MOST FARKERS DON'T LEAVE THE BASEMENT TO EVEN GET IN THIS MUCH TROUBLE, BUT FOR THOSE THAT DO ........... COOL


i'll have you know i live in an attic

/basement ha perish the thought
 
2014-05-04 12:54:20 AM  
Yes. Shamed. As if the three didn't think, "Holy shiat, dude. Not only do we avoid having charges filed against us, but we get to dick around. Awesome!"

I can see how they were totally shamed.

Killthatgecko: [all-capitals barely comprehensible rant]

Simmer down, Robin. Have a drink and unwind. Maybe take your meds and just go to sleep.
 
2014-05-04 01:10:10 AM  
It was dickish to outright steal something like that, but kids are stupid. I'm glad the store owner took it in stride and didn't have them prosecuted. Somebody's life is going to go to shiat when you get an overzealous prosecutor (and they all are) involved.
 
2014-05-04 01:30:27 AM  

studebaker hoch: Dead for Tax Reasons

they'll have a gay old time

In the land before time, when homosexuals ruled the earth!


Ducky was 100 percent lesbian, Yep yep yep. Why do you think she was called Big Mouth

And holy crap, wikipedia, the original voice actor was killed in a murder-suicide by her own father
 
2014-05-04 02:12:28 AM  

TheManofPA: studebaker hoch: Dead for Tax Reasons

they'll have a gay old time

In the land before time, when homosexuals ruled the earth!

Ducky was 100 percent lesbian, Yep yep yep. Why do you think she was called Big Mouth

And holy crap, wikipedia, the original voice actor was killed in a murder-suicide by her own father


Hawt
 
2014-05-04 03:28:39 AM  
The boys...expressed their gratitude for the owner, and said their stealing days were over.

www.strangedeals.com
 
2014-05-04 04:07:51 AM  
After reading this story, I believe that the Great Gazoo was probably behind the shenanigans of these dum-dums.
 
2014-05-04 05:45:14 AM  
Someone needs to post some hot Betty/Wilma pron so I can get an erocktion.
 
2014-05-04 06:41:17 AM  

Heywood Jublowme: jake_lex: No, wait, they committed a crime and so their lives are supposed to be destroyed forever.  They should definitely go to some for-profit prison that is probably giving the judge who sentenced them there a kickback.  We definitely should not think that there's a chance that when a juvenile does something stupid, it's not a sign that they are a hardened criminal, but, rather, perhaps a sign that kids sometimes just do dumb shiat and they get over it.  We can't have that kind of thinking in America.

You must not of read the article


Read the article?!?!?!
What sort of sissy are you, anyway?
 
2014-05-04 07:08:20 AM  
www.warrenpipe.com

Now that it's chained up, no one will ever be able to steal it again.
 
2014-05-04 07:20:24 AM  
The bits from them in TFA makes it seem like they actually had fun. Not much of a punishment.
 
2014-05-04 08:26:54 AM  

Heywood Jublowme: You must not of read the article


He definately must not of.
 
2014-05-04 10:38:59 AM  

grimlock1972: arresting officer was Captain Caveman.


And son?
 
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