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2014-05-04 01:23:54 PM  

frepnog: Jument: As has been said, if at 30 you are passing out drunk and hanging around with people who would draw a dick on your face, well then you pretty much deserve to have a dick drawn on your face.

and if you draw a dick on someone's face, you should be prepared to take a beating.

because that shiat isn't funny.

old hand in warm water trick.  tie him up.  put him and the couch on the front lawn.  tie his shoes together.  all funny, and all would be answered with "oh you guyz".

draw on my face?  Imma fark you up.


Getting the point and losing it all in one fell swoop.
 
2014-05-04 02:03:54 PM  
Well, for those of you that advocate attacking someone in their sleep by bashing their face in for putting a temporary mark on your face as a joke, that's pretty barbaric, sick and unmanly.

It's not like what you see in the movies or cartoons - there are serious, potentially lifelong and even fatal consequences to ramming your fist into somebody's head in a rage with force enough to break their noise, etc.  HIs eye that was swelled shut may have sustained permanent damage, the other facial injuries they mention could be fractures, jaw dislocations and so on.  You can easily kill a person with a punch to the temple.  You can force bone fragments into their brain with a nose punch.  This person might have to deal with head/face pain, migraines for years to come.

But if you feel justified and it makes you feel tough, be sure to tell all your girlfriends about it, I'm sure they'll be very impressed.
 
2014-05-04 02:09:42 PM  
I think the fact that it's a picture of a cock is what causes the rage.  And if you're that enraged by a cock picture on your face, you're fragile and probably not real secure when it comes to your heterosexuality.

A real man wouldn't have reacted by beating the guy's face in.
 
2014-05-04 02:25:44 PM  

Witness99: Well, for those of you that advocate attacking someone in their sleep by bashing their face in for putting a temporary mark on your face as a joke, that's pretty barbaric, sick and unmanly.

It's not like what you see in the movies or cartoons - there are serious, potentially lifelong and even fatal consequences to ramming your fist into somebody's head in a rage with force enough to break their noise, etc.  HIs eye that was swelled shut may have sustained permanent damage, the other facial injuries they mention could be fractures, jaw dislocations and so on.  You can easily kill a person with a punch to the temple.  You can force bone fragments into their brain with a nose punch.  This person might have to deal with head/face pain, migraines for years to come.

But if you feel justified and it makes you feel tough, be sure to tell all your girlfriends about it, I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


oh go blow a goat, hippy.  I am not a violent person, nor am I an internet tough guy; nor am I a homophobe or insecure in my manhood.

I wouldn't give a shiat WHAT someone had drawn on my face.  You'll pay for that shiat.

Draw on my arms, hands, belly, hell strip me naked and paint my dick green, all funny.

You mess with my face, Imma fark you up.  Period.

Witness99: A real man wouldn't have reacted by beating the guy's face in.

  been getting pass out drunk around people that play stupid fratboy games.

There, FTFY.  Because his reaction I completely understand.

You talk like you are exactly the kind of asshole that would draw on someone's face and then wonder why they got mad.
 
2014-05-04 02:33:22 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates
2.)  You are 30 and still pass out on the couch with your shoes on after a night of drinking
3.)  You hang out with people who are either functionally retarded or liars (I swear, I tried it on my arm and it comes right off, so I drew a dick on his face....)

In any case - if you can easily remove the drawing - then it's a 'haha' funny prank.  The victim will go around and not know they have a dick on their face for a while.  haha, funny.  But once it's permanent or semi-permanent (after all, a tattoo of a dick on your face isn't permanent - it can be removed and, worst case, it only lasts about 60-70 years) it can be quite serious.  Most everyone with a job cannot go to work with a dick on their face.  Most people can't call up their boss and say, 'I need 3 weeks off work because I have a dick on my face that is slowly fadding'

Personally, I think everything that happened in the story is fair game.  House rule is if you fall asleep with shoes on, you get drawn on.  House rules should also include anyone doing the drawing gets the crap beat out of them.  Ironically, these were the house rules we followed when I was in college.  Depending on the marker - a black eye/broken nose will look normal in about the same time it takes for the drawing to fade completely.

// I bet the dude with the broken nose never draws another dick on a passed out drunk guy again.
/// Lesson learned


First one to point out he did indeed have his boots on. Fair game.
 
2014-05-04 02:55:12 PM  

frepnog: Witness99: Well, for those of you that advocate attacking someone in their sleep by bashing their face in for putting a temporary mark on your face as a joke, that's pretty barbaric, sick and unmanly.

It's not like what you see in the movies or cartoons - there are serious, potentially lifelong and even fatal consequences to ramming your fist into somebody's head in a rage with force enough to break their noise, etc.  HIs eye that was swelled shut may have sustained permanent damage, the other facial injuries they mention could be fractures, jaw dislocations and so on.  You can easily kill a person with a punch to the temple.  You can force bone fragments into their brain with a nose punch.  This person might have to deal with head/face pain, migraines for years to come.

But if you feel justified and it makes you feel tough, be sure to tell all your girlfriends about it, I'm sure they'll be very impressed.

oh go blow a goat, hippy.  I am not a violent person, nor am I an internet tough guy; nor am I a homophobe or insecure in my manhood.

I wouldn't give a shiat WHAT someone had drawn on my face.  You'll pay for that shiat.

Draw on my arms, hands, belly, hell strip me naked and paint my dick green, all funny.

You mess with my face, Imma fark you up.  Period.

Witness99: A real man wouldn't have reacted by beating the guy's face in.  been getting pass out drunk around people that play stupid fratboy games.

There, FTFY.  Because his reaction I completely understand.

You talk like you are exactly the kind of asshole that would draw on someone's face and then wonder why they got mad.


No, actually I've never done that.  I did paint my boyfriend's nails once and I guess lucky for me, he didn't bash my face in (we had an inside joke about nail painting, so I did it once when he was passed out - also painted his toenails once while he was lucid).

I wouldn't draw a cock on someone's face because it's just so stupid - the implication is that "oh look, you're GAY!  LOL, look man, you're GAY, you're sucking a cock man, hahahaha."  So, why would a hetero man get so bent out of shape about that?  Gay or not, who cares - it was meant as a harmless tease, he was poking fun at him and trying to illicit a reaction of "oh you guys!"  I'm not a guy and I'm not a prankster, but my understanding is that that's how some guys bond.

Anyway, what's so special about your face? You said you don't care if they pull down your pants and paint your dick green, but don't touch the face man!  Gotta be somewhere in 26 minutes?  Markers wash off, and like someone mentioned earlier, they come off even faster with rubbing alcohol, or if you're really brave, nail polish remover.
 
2014-05-04 03:08:19 PM  

Witness99: but don't touch the face man! Gotta be somewhere in 26 minutes?


no.  I am a grown up with a real job that requires that I don't show up with ridiculous shiat on my face.  And have been since oh pretty much forever.  Some lines just shouldn't be crossed.  It may not bother some people, but some would take grand offense.  This guy here did.  I would.  Hell, the court understood and suspended any sentence.

Don't mess with someone's face.  It's not funny.
 
2014-05-04 03:08:24 PM  

Witness99: the implication is that "oh look, you're GAY!  LOL, look man, you're GAY, you're sucking a cock man, hahahaha."  So, why would a hetero man get so bent out of shape about that?  Gay or not, who cares - it was meant as a harmless tease, he was poking fun at him and trying to illicit a reaction of "oh you guys!"  I'm not a guy and I'm not a prankster, but my understanding is that that's how some guys bond.


Actually, the implication is that while you were unconscious, your frat brothers had their ACTUAL cocks on or in you.

It's hilarious because it legitimizes the belief that men can never be taken advantage of ever when they take leave of their senses at a party.
 
2014-05-04 03:15:48 PM  

frepnog: warned many people that should I ever wake up drawn on, hell would rain down.  no one ever made the mistake.

feel no sympathy for the guy that got beaten.


Look at you, Mr. Internet Tough Guy!

This kind of thing happens rarely enough that it's a news item, but somehow there are a dozen people in this thread who are quite certain that they would do the exact same thing.

More likely explanation - you have zero friends and don't actually know what it's like to have one of them mess with you after a long night drinking.
 
2014-05-04 03:16:56 PM  

frepnog: Witness99: but don't touch the face man! Gotta be somewhere in 26 minutes?

no.  I am a grown up with a real job that requires that I don't show up with ridiculous shiat on my face.  And have been since oh pretty much forever.  Some lines just shouldn't be crossed.  It may not bother some people, but some would take grand offense.  This guy here did.  I would.  Hell, the court understood and suspended any sentence.

Don't mess with someone's face.  It's not funny.


Well, I bet that washing off the marker will take a lot less time and toll on your career than cops showing up at your house, arrest, and a record.  You say you're not a violent person, yet you advocate seriously and long term injuring somebody over a marker.  It's really not that big of a deal, get over it.
 
2014-05-04 03:23:20 PM  

Witness99: I think the fact that it's a picture of a cock is what causes the rage.  And if you're that enraged by a cock picture on your face, you're fragile and probably not real secure when it comes to your heterosexuality.

A real man wouldn't have reacted by beating the guy's face in.



You draw anything on anyone's faces without their consent that does not come immediately off then you should be put in jail for assault.  Have it on their record for the rest of their lives, completely destroying their ability to get a good job.

Or you could just beat the shiat out of him, he'll heal up in a month or so.
 
2014-05-04 03:28:13 PM  

balloot: More likely explanation - you have zero friends and don't actually know what it's like to have one of them mess with you after a long night drinking.


I was in the farking Navy.  Dude, I've BEEN hazed.  No one messed with faces.  And this was well before our kinder gentler armed forces that claim that there is no hazing allowed.

Witness99: Well, I bet that washing off the marker will take a lot less time and toll on your career than cops showing up at your house, arrest, and a record.


a pussy is someone that draws on someone's face and then calls the cops when his beating comes.  take your licks like a man.

Jeng: You draw anything on anyone's faces without their consent that does not come immediately off then you should be put in jail for assault.


I can get behind this.
 
2014-05-04 03:34:08 PM  

frepnog: I was in the farking Navy.  Dude, I've BEEN hazed.  No one messed with faces.  And this was well before our kinder gentler armed forces that claim that there is no hazing allowed.


Thinking back on my hazing days... I know people who had rotting fish necklaces. I ate durian, and chased it with fish oil. I rolled in the mud, I rinsed off in freezing cold water, and ended up wrapped up in an aluminum foil blanket.

Over 100 men went into that initiation. Not one of them left with shiat drawn on their face.
 
2014-05-04 03:41:15 PM  

fluffy2097: Over 100 men went into that initiation. Not one of them left with shiat drawn on their face.


and probably left as brothers.

this fratboy shiat isn't done out of fun or brotherhood.  it's just people being mean.
 
2014-05-04 03:43:25 PM  
frepnog:
and probably left as brothers.

Goddamn right we did.
 
2014-05-04 03:56:45 PM  

fluffy2097: frepnog:
and probably left as brothers.

Goddamn right we did.


Shellback was amazing fun.  Well, "fun" in that I was hazed like a motherfarker for the right to say I'm a shellback.  No one drew on anyone's face.  Crawled thru some horrifying stuff, saw some shiat that made my nuts crawl up inside, got spanked with firehose.  No one messed with my face.  And they were all my brothers.

DD-967  Spruance class.  We brought it.
 
2014-05-04 04:22:34 PM  

jso2897: This was handles correctly. the guy was convicted of assault, as he should have been, and the fact that he was provoked was acknowledged in the suspended sentence.


You really are a bleeding heart. No, he shouldn't have been convicted of assault. The guy who drew that on him got what was coming to him.
 
2014-05-04 04:26:00 PM  

frepnog: Shellback was amazing fun.  Well, "fun" in that I was hazed like a motherfarker for the right to say I'm a shellback.  No one drew on anyone's face.  Crawled thru some horrifying stuff, saw some shiat that made my nuts crawl up inside, got spanked with firehose.  No one messed with my face.  And they were all my brothers.

DD-967  Spruance class.  We brought it.



We had a brother rig up a spinning "wheel-o-death" contraption out of plywood, angle iorn, and an old truck rear axle. Pukes went on the wheel-o-death and were spun around while the brothers hucked eggs at them.

/Smart brothers brought their own, aged, eggs.
//Smarter brothers brought a case of eggs and a sign saying 3 for 5 bucks.
 
2014-05-04 04:26:22 PM  

Jeng: Witness99: I think the fact that it's a picture of a cock is what causes the rage.  And if you're that enraged by a cock picture on your face, you're fragile and probably not real secure when it comes to your heterosexuality.

A real man wouldn't have reacted by beating the guy's face in.


You draw anything on anyone's faces without their consent that does not come immediately off then you should be put in jail for assault.  Have it on their record for the rest of their lives, completely destroying their ability to get a good job.

Or you could just beat the shiat out of him, he'll heal up in a month or so.


And then you'll be the one with an assault record.  Great plan there.
 
2014-05-04 04:26:58 PM  

happydude45: jso2897: This was handles correctly. the guy was convicted of assault, as he should have been, and the fact that he was provoked was acknowledged in the suspended sentence.

You really are a bleeding heart. No, he shouldn't have been convicted of assault. The guy who drew that on him got what was coming to him.


You really are a violent asshole.
 
2014-05-04 05:58:14 PM  
All branches of the military really need to invest more money in VA care, particularly PTSD and rape trauma syndrome.
 
2014-05-04 07:09:25 PM  
Assclown roommate draws on real victim's face and gets his ass kicked for it. Why is the real victim being punished?
 
2014-05-04 10:17:25 PM  

frepnog: balloot: More likely explanation - you have zero friends and don't actually know what it's like to have one of them mess with you after a long night drinking.

I was in the farking Navy.  Dude, I've BEEN hazed.  No one messed with faces.  And this was well before our kinder gentler armed forces that claim that there is no hazing allowed.

Witness99: Well, I bet that washing off the marker will take a lot less time and toll on your career than cops showing up at your house, arrest, and a record.

a pussy is someone that draws on someone's face and then calls the cops when his beating comes.  take your licks like a man.

Jeng: You draw anything on anyone's faces without their consent that does not come immediately off then you should be put in jail for assault.

I can get behind this.



Sooooo many Internet Tough Guys!  You guys should all get together and reminisce about all the asses you've virtually kicked in comment threads.

//PS you're a hypocrite/clown for pretending that Navy hazing is somehow "better" than having someone draw on your face with dry erase marker.
 
2014-05-04 10:23:08 PM  

frepnog: fluffy2097: frepnog:
and probably left as brothers.

Goddamn right we did.

Shellback was amazing fun.  Well, "fun" in that I was hazed like a motherfarker for the right to say I'm a shellback.  No one drew on anyone's face.  Crawled thru some horrifying stuff, saw some shiat that made my nuts crawl up inside, got spanked with firehose.  No one messed with my face.  And they were all my brothers.

DD-967  Spruance class.  We brought it.



This is fantastic.

spanking with a hose = good, clean fun
drawing on someone's face with a marker = OMG LET'S BREAK SOME NOSES
 
2014-05-05 04:03:50 AM  

frepnog: Jument: As has been said, if at 30 you are passing out drunk and hanging around with people who would draw a dick on your face, well then you pretty much deserve to have a dick drawn on your face.

and if you draw a dick on someone's face, you should be prepared to take a beating.

because that shiat isn't funny.

old hand in warm water trick.  tie him up.  put him and the couch on the front lawn.  tie his shoes together.  all funny, and all would be answered with "oh you guyz".

draw on my face?  Imma fark you up.


Since the hand in warm water doesn't actually work, that's pretty harmless.  False imprisonment, sure, that's really funny, that's why it's a felony.  Putting someone on the front lawn can be harmless or deadly depending on the weather.  Tying shoes together is very likely to cause a fall, falling is the leading cause of death at home in the US.  Yeah, really funny.

Drawing on someone's face, while kind of a jerk thing to do, is nowhere close to as bad as tying shoes together.  There's something wrong with you if you think assault causing bodily injury is an acceptable response to something drawn on your face that's going to wash off.
 
2014-05-05 08:01:24 AM  

balloot: spanking with a hose = good, clean fun
drawing on someone's face with a marker = OMG LET'S BREAK SOME NOSES


Much like rape, vs kinky sex, the difference is consent.

You cannot consent when you are unconscious, rapist.

/For every frat boy that puts a dick on your face, a frat boy buts a dick in your mouth.
//Why do you think they act so gay to begin with?
 
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