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2014-05-04 07:05:51 AM

robohobo: Big Ramifications: robohobo: Big Ramifications: MysteryGuest: Yeah, well I bet the marker assault guy won't feel the need do it again. That ain't funny-he gets zero sympathy from me.

Grow up.

Grow up? Really? He could have went full biatch and claimed sexual harassment. As it is, all he did was throw a few punches. Easy-peasy-Japaneasy. Should have ended there. Sometimes actions have consequences. Has this been a woman who had a dick drawn on her face, and said woman beat up the guy, I'm sure reactions would be different.

Learn how to laugh at yourself.

PUNCHING ON???? Breaking someone's nose while they are ASLEEP????

You idiot.

Actions have consequences. He was drawn on while asleep. With a farking COCK. Did he go overboard? Maybe, But if you fark with people, don't expect to no be farked with back,  Cause guess what? That's how real life works. This guy clearly knew the victim would take a good deal of offense to having a dick drawn on his face, yet did it anyway. Consequences, biatch.


Well, I think that's why he got his sentence suspended. It's a way the court can say "You can't really do shiat like this, but we acknowledge that you were provoked".
 
2014-05-04 07:05:57 AM

Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?


Is that the best you could do? Yeah, "sucking at life" means getting married to someone you can't trust - someone who'd put you through a "nasty divorce" which I'm assuming means "taking a lot of your money and generally farking you over." Otherwise what the fark does it mean?

You ever see people going through a nasty divorce saying shiat like "I"m glad I married her?" It means they took a lifelong decision lightly.

//bet you expected me to worship that guy because he's in the military,  fighting in the dumbest wars since Vietnam
//support the troops!
 
2014-05-04 07:12:42 AM
MysteryGuest: Yeah, well I bet the marker assault guy won't feel the need do it again. That ain't funny-he gets zero sympathy from me.

Big Ramifications: Grow up.

Bugger off frat boy. This is grown man talk. Perhaps you should pay attention, you might could learn something.
 
2014-05-04 07:15:43 AM

Triumph: Riche: He should have demanded a jury trial.

I wouldn't have voted to convict.

[img.fark.net image 250x247]



LMFAO. Very nice.
 
2014-05-04 07:27:55 AM

marksman: I thought it was international law that passing out with your shoes on warrants others to draw on you.


You are correct . It's like the first rule in the book . This guy broke the law and paid for it .
 
2014-05-04 07:29:06 AM
This happened awhile ago.

I never forget a face penis .
 
2014-05-04 07:47:22 AM
The fact that this happened in the Clarendon area is 0% surprising.  That place is a magnet for everyone in the VA burbs of DC that want to pretend like they are still in college.
 
2014-05-04 07:52:43 AM

Mark Ratner: He assaulted his roommate for a harmless prank? What a dickhead.


They are in their 30s, it is time to grow up and leave the drunken frat house.

Draw a penis on your face in permanent marker and see how "harmless" it is as you go to work etc.

Broken nose and  black eye seems an appropriate level  of response without bringing scumsuckingmaggotlawyers into it.
 
2014-05-04 07:53:39 AM

moothemagiccow: Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?

It means they took a lifelong decision lightly.


Yes, because everyone in the history of the universe shows their true colors when NOT actually in a divorce situation.  Do you even have any concept of what marriage is?  The emotions involved in falling in love, and having it end poorly?  Do you actually think people will be able to completely figure out "OK what is this person going to do if we get divorced" before proposing, and EVER get it 100% correct?  People are not robots.
 
2014-05-04 07:57:49 AM

Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning


I said *might* suck at life.  Having roommates at 30 doesn't mean someone necessarily sucks at life, but it certainly would be correlated with sucking at life.  If being laid off results in a financial need for roommates, I would argue there is almost certainly some bad life choices at play.  Getting laid off....sure, that can happen....but positioning yourself in such a way that you can't survive a lay off without roommates is *suggestive* of bad life planning.

A nasty divorce?  I'd say that strongly suggests someone sucks at life.  People don't just get married, they go out of their way to get married.  It's a choice, one that doesn't even have to be made.  Selecting someone that is going to do everything they can to make your life a living hell would also suggest some bad choices being made.

Owning a home and renting a room out?  Maybe.  But then you would have a roommate.  Singular.  I was speaking about *roommates*.  Plural.

Now sure, there might be some guy out there with a great job and a great life who said to himself, 'I know - I'll buy a house, and then get some roommates who will pay me to live there.  Even though I have a job and reliable income and savings, I can save lots of money by having several roommates'.  That guy might be awesome at life.

That's why I said 'signs' and 'might'.

No single 'sign' guarantees that someone sucks at life.  But enough of them and I can be confident in saying they almost certainly do suck at life.
 
2014-05-04 08:02:57 AM
Get a paper towel. Pour some rubbing alcohol on it. Press the alcohol-soaked paper towel to the drawing for a few seconds then wipe off firmly. Problem solved.

I've never been in this particular sort of situation but I've gotten "permanent marker" ink on my hands before. So far, rubbing alcohol seems to get the ink off without too much effort in every case. It's not a friggin' tattoo, it's just not water-soluble.
 
2014-05-04 08:06:55 AM

Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?

It means they took a lifelong decision lightly.

Yes, because everyone in the history of the universe shows their true colors when NOT actually in a divorce situation.  Do you even have any concept of what marriage is?  The emotions involved in falling in love, and having it end poorly?  Do you actually think people will be able to completely figure out "OK what is this person going to do if we get divorced" before proposing, and EVER get it 100% correct?  People are not robots.


People are missing the point.  Having roommates at 30 doesn't guarantee someone 'fails at life'.  But it *suggests* they might.   You can come up with edge-cases as counter-examples; but it doesn't change my original point.

Maybe the guy is a famous researcher who is also rich and spends his free time travelling the world performing medical work (he's also a doctor) in 3rd world countries out of the good of his heart....and since he's usually at his super-model wife's house or travelling the world, he let two deserving individuals come and live at his place with him.  He could be the most successful guy in the world and have roommates at 30.

That wouldn't really affect my claim that *generally* having roommates at 30 is an indication of poor life choices.

// 30+
// Has roomates
 
2014-05-04 08:12:31 AM
I think the response would've been different if he wasn't drunk and tired. Back in the day someone shaved my arm pits and legs when I passed out. Rage was flowing through my hairless body when I woke up, but after my hangover went away, I felt relaxed, soft and smooth. csb
 
2014-05-04 08:14:05 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?

It means they took a lifelong decision lightly.

Yes, because everyone in the history of the universe shows their true colors when NOT actually in a divorce situation.  Do you even have any concept of what marriage is?  The emotions involved in falling in love, and having it end poorly?  Do you actually think people will be able to completely figure out "OK what is this person going to do if we get divorced" before proposing, and EVER get it 100% correct?  People are not robots.

People are missing the point.  Having roommates at 30 doesn't guarantee someone 'fails at life'.  But it *suggests* they might.   You can come up with edge-cases as counter-examples; but it doesn't change my original point.

Maybe the guy is a famous researcher who is also rich and spends his free time travelling the world performing medical work (he's also a doctor) in 3rd world countries out of the good of his heart....and since he's usually at his super-model wife's house or travelling the world, he let two deserving individuals come and live at his place with him.  He could be the most successful guy in the world and have roommates at 30.

That wouldn't really affect my claim that *generally* having roommates at 30 is an indication of poor life choices.

// 30+
// Has roomates


You have a penis drawn on your face, don't you.
 
2014-05-04 08:16:22 AM
NEVER be the first one to pass out was always the rule of thumb in college.  There are websites dedicated to that premise alone (marker on the face, saran wrapped to the couch, buried under empty beer cans).  But guys in their 30's?  Yikes, that's sad.
 
2014-05-04 08:16:28 AM
This gives a whole new meaning to the word cockslapped.
 
2014-05-04 08:20:03 AM
Wow, these are the same rules we had at my fraternity.

//Cool when I was 20
//Not so cool at 30
 
2014-05-04 08:26:59 AM
You have to be a total psycho to do that, and to have your lawyer argue that you suffered because jail inmates made fun of you to the court.
 
2014-05-04 08:34:24 AM

Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?


I was going to say the guy that puts in the extra hours at work or gets tagged for "on-call" on his weekends and is never there, or the spouse that has that job that requires they be on the road all the time.  They definitely suck at life.  Let's toss in psychiatric issues, abuse, etc.  Definitely life's losers.
 
2014-05-04 08:35:44 AM

zarker: Is the headline worded poorly or am I tired? I thought he got assault charges for drawing on somebody.
/I had one drawn on me in highlighter once, or so I'm told


That would actually be a brilliant prank on someone going to a club with blacklights.

If you wanted to be a real prick you could use silver nitrite.
 
2014-05-04 08:39:20 AM

robohobo: Big Ramifications: MysteryGuest: Yeah, well I bet the marker assault guy won't feel the need do it again. That ain't funny-he gets zero sympathy from me.

Grow up.

Grow up? Really? He could have went full biatch and claimed sexual harassment. As it is, all he did was throw a few punches. Easy-peasy-Japaneasy. Should have ended there. Sometimes actions have consequences. Has this been a woman who had a dick drawn on her face, and said woman beat up the guy, I'm sure reactions would be different.


Yes. You'd be calling the guy a pussy because he got beat up by a girl.
 
2014-05-04 08:46:28 AM
FTC: I'm sure if he rubbed harder he could have gotten it off.


Surprisingly funny comments on that article.
 
2014-05-04 08:48:45 AM

Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?

It means they took a lifelong decision lightly.

Yes, because everyone in the history of the universe shows their true colors when NOT actually in a divorce situation.  Do you even have any concept of what marriage is?  The emotions involved in falling in love, and having it end poorly?  Do you actually think people will be able to completely figure out "OK what is this person going to do if we get divorced" before proposing, and EVER get it 100% correct?  People are not robots.


Yeah, broham. I'm married. It was a hard decision to make because like it or not, it's not just about falling in love. It's about trusting someone almost completely. If you fark that up, you might "suck at life."

You can love and live with whoever you want. You marry someone, that's a lifelong bond, not 5 years and she'll probably take all my money. Not she's pregnant - better get married. If you need a pair of rings to look after a kid you had out of desire to get your dick wet, you might suck at life. You don't trust her? She doesn't trust you? Say no. It's easy. It didn't work out. If someone shames you for that, they're a moron.

You've got people out there abducting their own kids (every single amber alert), murdering their spouses, killing their exes over child custody. They need to be a lot more like robots when it comes to important decisions like this.
 
2014-05-04 08:53:23 AM
Actions to take when somebody draws a dick on your face:

1: Wash it off
2: Stick his hand in a bucket of warm water next time he sleeps

Actions not to take when somebody draws a dick on your face:

1: Beat the crap out of him
 
2014-05-04 08:54:07 AM
It's been done already...


!toukooL

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-04 08:56:05 AM

hasty ambush: Mark Ratner: He assaulted his roommate for a harmless prank? What a dickhead.

They are in their 30s, it is time to grow up and leave the drunken frat house.

Draw a penis on your face in permanent marker and see how "harmless" it is as you go to work etc.

Broken nose and  black eye seems an appropriate level  of response without bringing scumsuckingmaggotlawyers into it.


Well, now the guy won't have to worry about going into work with a penis on his face.  Because he'll be in jail.  Problem solved.
 
2014-05-04 08:57:29 AM

HeartBurnKid: hasty ambush: Mark Ratner: He assaulted his roommate for a harmless prank? What a dickhead.

They are in their 30s, it is time to grow up and leave the drunken frat house.

Draw a penis on your face in permanent marker and see how "harmless" it is as you go to work etc.

Broken nose and  black eye seems an appropriate level  of response without bringing scumsuckingmaggotlawyers into it.

Well, now the guy won't have to worry about going into work with a penis on his face.  Because he'll be in jail.  Problem solved.


And I should read the article more closely.

Anyway, he didn't get "scumsuckingmaggotlawyers" involved.  He got the police involved, and rightly so.
 
2014-05-04 08:57:47 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

I said *might* suck at life.  Having roommates at 30 doesn't mean someone necessarily sucks at life, but it certainly would be correlated with sucking at life.  If being laid off results in a financial need for roommates, I would argue there is almost certainly some bad life choices at play.  Getting laid off....sure, that can happen....but positioning yourself in such a way that you can't survive a lay off without roommates is *suggestive* of bad life planning.

A nasty divorce?  I'd say that strongly suggests someone sucks at life.  People don't just get married, they go out of their way to get married.  It's a choice, one that doesn't even have to be made.  Selecting someone that is going to do everything they can to make your life a living hell would also suggest some bad choices being made.

Owning a home and renting a room out?  Maybe.  But then you would have a roommate.  Singular.  I was speaking about *roommates*.  Plural.

Now sure, there might be some guy out there with a great job and a great life who said to himself, 'I know - I'll buy a house, and then get some roommates who will pay me to live there.  Even though I have a job and reliable income and savings, I can save lots of money by having several roommates'.  That guy might be awesome at life.

That's why I said 'signs' and 'might'.

No single 'sign' guarantees that someone sucks at life.  But enough of them and I can be confident in saying they almost certainly do suck at life.


Actually- having roommates at 30 might make you a farking genius.  It worked when I was in my twenties while I was establishing my finances.  Immigrants do it all the time. Pol your resources until you can save up enough funds to make it on your own or- as long as you are single-- start sinking your funds into a business or investments. All some people need is a place to keep their belongings and a place to sleep.  Why not find some like minded roommates for a few years while you build up your savings?
 
2014-05-04 09:04:15 AM

HeartBurnKid: Actions to take when somebody draws a dick on your face:

1: Wash it off
2: Stick his hand in a bucket of warm water next time he sleeps

Actions not to take when somebody draws a dick on your face:

1: Beat the crap out of him


You stick his hand in a bucket of water, you've given him the green light to keep pranking.

You get cleaned up- you drag his ass out of bed, tell him never to do anything like this again or he's a goner.  Give him a choice of a broken rib or a black eye after that.  While he's deciding make the choice for ghim.  problem solved
 
2014-05-04 09:05:45 AM

clowncar on fire: Creoena: moothemagiccow: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

Pretty sure going through a nasty divorce is a sign you suck at life

So, the soldier who gets deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and comes back to find his wife divorcing him because he "wasn't around enough" sucks at life?

I was going to say the guy that puts in the extra hours at work or gets tagged for "on-call" on his weekends and is never there, or the spouse that has that job that requires they be on the road all the time.  They definitely suck at life.  Let's toss in psychiatric issues, abuse, etc.  Definitely life's losers.


You can come up with scenarios where someone is 30, living with roommates, and not one of life's losers.  Nobody is arguing against that.

Think of it like a medical diagnosis.  People who have X *usually* show certain symptoms.  Sometimes people with X don't show the common symptoms and sometimes people without X have the same symptoms.

Someone can 'fail at life' and not have roommates at 30.
Someone can have roommates at 30 and not 'fail at life'.

But I will bet every single penny I have; if you performed a detailed analysis on every American who is 30 and has (nonromanticly involved) roommates - the MAJORITY will suck pretty hard at life.  For every edge-case long hour-working/on-the-road person who has roommates and an amazing life - you'll find five people who make really poor decisions.  Like drawing dicks and getting into fist fights....
 
2014-05-04 09:07:55 AM
"As a result of the assault, the victim suffered a broken nose, an eye that was swollen shut and other facial injuries"

Even Steven?
 
2014-05-04 09:09:34 AM

Triumph: Riche: He should have demanded a jury trial.

I wouldn't have voted to convict.

[img.fark.net image 250x247]


I had to show it to my wife and friends, cracked them up.
 
2014-05-04 09:20:33 AM

clowncar on fire: Fark_Guy_Rob: Creoena: Fark_Guy_Rob: Signs you might suck at life:

1.)  You are 30 and have roommates

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]
/Maybe you own a home and rent a room for extra income
//Or you were laid off
///Or went though a nasty divorce
////I doubt any apply to these idiots but that's one of the most idiotic statements I've read on fark all morning

I said *might* suck at life.  Having roommates at 30 doesn't mean someone necessarily sucks at life, but it certainly would be correlated with sucking at life.  If being laid off results in a financial need for roommates, I would argue there is almost certainly some bad life choices at play.  Getting laid off....sure, that can happen....but positioning yourself in such a way that you can't survive a lay off without roommates is *suggestive* of bad life planning.

A nasty divorce?  I'd say that strongly suggests someone sucks at life.  People don't just get married, they go out of their way to get married.  It's a choice, one that doesn't even have to be made.  Selecting someone that is going to do everything they can to make your life a living hell would also suggest some bad choices being made.

Owning a home and renting a room out?  Maybe.  But then you would have a roommate.  Singular.  I was speaking about *roommates*.  Plural.

Now sure, there might be some guy out there with a great job and a great life who said to himself, 'I know - I'll buy a house, and then get some roommates who will pay me to live there.  Even though I have a job and reliable income and savings, I can save lots of money by having several roommates'.  That guy might be awesome at life.

That's why I said 'signs' and 'might'.

No single 'sign' guarantees that someone sucks at life.  But enough of them and I can be confident in saying they almost certainly do suck at life.

Actually- having roommates at 30 might make you a farking genius.  It worked when I was in my twenties while I was establishing my finances.  Immigrants do it all th ...


I think 'farking genius' is a bit much - but sure, it's a well known, obvious way, to reduce living expenses.

But so is living in a car.

And while you might be a 'farking genius' by living in your car, and you might be investing that money into some business that will some day be worth a billion dollars......you might also just be some guy who is living in a car.  Most people living in their cars aren't geniuses.  They are people who probably had some combination of unfortunate luck and bad life skills.  Roommates are like that, but to a lessor degree.  The higher the cost of living is, the more financial sense it makes to have roommates and the more common it is.

I'm not saying people who live in their cars are bad people or that they necessarily suck at life.  Quite a few successful/rich/famous people have slept in their cars at one point or another.  But if someone is living in their car, most of the time, it's not a sign of sound financial planning.  Roommates are kind of like that, just a much less extreme version.
 
2014-05-04 09:25:53 AM
Clarendon is frat-tastic and I am not surprised.
 
2014-05-04 09:57:18 AM
Looks more like a bomb
 
2014-05-04 10:06:06 AM
I can't believe how many people here thinks it's OK to beat the shiat out of someone WHILE HE SLEEPS because of a harmless and common prank.  Did any of you actually go to college or live life in your 20's?
 
2014-05-04 10:09:18 AM

balloot: I can't believe how many people here thinks it's OK to beat the shiat out of someone WHILE HE SLEEPS because of a harmless and common prank.  Did any of you actually go to college or live life in your 20's?


I presume you're the guy who stuck a carrot up Dave Chappelle's ass?
 
2014-05-04 10:10:40 AM

clowncar on fire: HeartBurnKid: Actions to take when somebody draws a dick on your face:

1: Wash it off
2: Stick his hand in a bucket of warm water next time he sleeps

Actions not to take when somebody draws a dick on your face:

1: Beat the crap out of him

You stick his hand in a bucket of water, you've given him the green light to keep pranking.

You get cleaned up- you drag his ass out of bed, tell him never to do anything like this again or he's a goner.  Give him a choice of a broken rib or a black eye after that.  While he's deciding make the choice for ghim.  problem solved


Seriously...have you ever had an interaction with another actual human being?  Because that's not quite how it works.  If you had that much rage I'd go out of the way to fark with you more because it would be very amusing.
 
2014-05-04 10:11:28 AM

balloot: I can't believe how many people here thinks it's OK to beat the shiat out of someone WHILE HE SLEEPS because of a harmless and common prank.  Did any of you actually go to college or live life in your 20's?


Well, I bet he doesn't get the bright idea to draw any more dicks on someone's face. So, it's not all bad.
 
2014-05-04 10:20:46 AM
You know, it would have come off with 4-5 face washes. Applying a sharpie to skin isn't like writing on a plastic tote. Every time you wash your skin, the top layers slough off. Skin constantly regenerates. A sharpie is not like a tattoo, the ink doesn't penetrate nearly as deep. Nobody would have to stay home from work for three weeks to wait for it to fade.

That said, these guys all sound like idiots, but the punishment should fit the crime. Attacking someone while they sleep and bashing their face in is barbaric. Dickface guy should've drawn on the guy in return, or something similarly stupid and silly like replacing salt with sugar or Saran Wrap on the toilet or whatever they do for fun. His roommate meant the drawn dick to be funny, not harmful. The guy that beat the shiat out of his face is a total dick. A total dickface.
 
2014-05-04 10:30:01 AM
Clown car on fire: Actually- having roommates at 30 might make you a farking genius. It worked when I was in my twenties while I was establishing my finances. Immigrants do it all the time. Pol your resources until you can save up enough funds to make it on your own or- as long as you are single-- start sinking your funds into a business or investments. All some people need is a place to keep their belongings and a place to sleep. Why not find some like minded roommates for a few years while you build up your savings?

Protip: Post your roommates wanted fliers at the local all girl junior college. Good times to be had and if you pass out, the worst thing to happen would be getting your nails painted.
 
2014-05-04 10:51:30 AM

fasahd: Clown car on fire: Actually- having roommates at 30 might make you a farking genius. It worked when I was in my twenties while I was establishing my finances. Immigrants do it all the time. Pol your resources until you can save up enough funds to make it on your own or- as long as you are single-- start sinking your funds into a business or investments. All some people need is a place to keep their belongings and a place to sleep. Why not find some like minded roommates for a few years while you build up your savings?

Protip: Post your roommates wanted fliers at the local all girl junior college. Good times to be had and if you pass out, the worst thing to happen would be getting your nails painted.


LOL, I actually did that to an ex boyfriend, used different colors for each nail (why yes, I happened to be about 30 at the time).  He woke up and thought it was funny and still wanted to party.  But then he had the bright idea to DIVE into the Jacuzzi and promptly broke his nose.  That sobered him up a bit and so he didn't think the painted nails were so funny anymore as we sat there in the emergency room, haha.  Good times, good times....
 
2014-05-04 11:02:30 AM
The victim also told the jury that he had tested the marker on his arm before using it, and that the black mark had come right off.

I take it he's the brainy one.
 
2014-05-04 11:04:01 AM

moothemagiccow: So what's up with all the men who draw dicks on everything?

Do they love the cock?


I love mine
 
2014-05-04 11:14:50 AM

balloot: I can't believe how many people here thinks it's OK to beat the shiat out of someone WHILE HE SLEEPS because of a harmless and common prank.  Did any of you actually go to college or live life in your 20's?


I think we're all OK with some aging frat-bro getting beat up whatever the reason. College pranks are fun in your twenties, they're just sad in your thirties.
 
2014-05-04 12:14:27 PM
warned many people that should I ever wake up drawn on, hell would rain down.  no one ever made the mistake.

feel no sympathy for the guy that got beaten.
 
2014-05-04 12:49:54 PM
As has been said, if at 30 you are passing out drunk and hanging around with people who would draw a dick on your face, well then you pretty much deserve to have a dick drawn on your face.
 
2014-05-04 12:59:25 PM

Jument: As has been said, if at 30 you are passing out drunk and hanging around with people who would draw a dick on your face, well then you pretty much deserve to have a dick drawn on your face.


and if you draw a dick on someone's face, you should be prepared to take a beating.

because that shiat isn't funny.

old hand in warm water trick.  tie him up.  put him and the couch on the front lawn.  tie his shoes together.  all funny, and all would be answered with "oh you guyz".

draw on my face?  Imma fark you up.
 
2014-05-04 01:18:31 PM
All things considered I think the guy was completely justified.
 
2014-05-04 01:21:39 PM

robohobo: Big Ramifications: robohobo: Big Ramifications: MysteryGuest: Yeah, well I bet the marker assault guy won't feel the need do it again. That ain't funny-he gets zero sympathy from me.

Grow up.

Grow up? Really? He could have went full biatch and claimed sexual harassment. As it is, all he did was throw a few punches. Easy-peasy-Japaneasy. Should have ended there. Sometimes actions have consequences. Has this been a woman who had a dick drawn on her face, and said woman beat up the guy, I'm sure reactions would be different.

Learn how to laugh at yourself.

PUNCHING ON???? Breaking someone's nose while they are ASLEEP????

You idiot.

Actions have consequences. He was drawn on while asleep. With a farking COCK. Did he go overboard? Maybe, But if you fark with people, don't expect to no be farked with back,  Cause guess what? That's how real life works. This guy clearly knew the victim would take a good deal of offense to having a dick drawn on his face, yet did it anyway. Consequences, biatch.


He was drawn on with a farking marker. If he had been drawn on with a cock, there would be a quite different set of charges.
 
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