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2014-05-03 11:51:21 PM  
Still waiting for Christina Hendricks. Confirmed, I mean.
 
2014-05-04 01:39:47 AM  

fusillade762: Still waiting for Christina Hendricks. Confirmed, I mean.


I'm thinking it'll happen after Mad Men when she goes looking for an Oscar bait role.
 
2014-05-04 01:58:15 AM  

fusillade762: Still waiting for Christina Hendricks. Confirmed, I mean.


I think there is an elaborate system of buttons, braces, and elastic, holding that all into a presentable package.
Best not to shatter that illusion.
 
2014-05-04 02:14:43 AM  
(NSFW)The top 25 instances of mainstream (foreign + domestic) filmed female nekkedity during calendar year 2013 (/NSFW)

/with links at the bottom of the page for similar lists for each year stretching back to calendar year 1999

/not Mr. Skin.
/yer welcome.
 
2014-05-04 03:19:30 AM  
Mrs. Skin
userserve-ak.last.fm
frowns upon celebrity shenanigans
 
2014-05-04 03:26:19 AM  
2014 is already better. Scarlet Johansson.
 
2014-05-04 03:26:27 AM  

Sinbox: (NSFW)The top 25 instances of mainstream (foreign + domestic) filmed female nekkedity during calendar year 2013 (/NSFW)

/with links at the bottom of the page for similar lists for each year stretching back to calendar year 1999

/not Mr. Skin.
/yer welcome.


You are always reliable. Thanks!

Also: I loves me some Rosario Dawson.
 
2014-05-04 03:31:06 AM  
One of my relatives is on that site.

/topless
//Clint Eastwood movie
 
2014-05-04 03:33:54 AM  
I watched an old bronson movie (he was after a serial killer and framed him) and was surprised at the level and quality of the nudity.

Today is better of course, but I think we tend to forget it really is nothing new.
 
2014-05-04 03:42:07 AM  

Sinbox: (NSFW)The top 25 instances of mainstream (foreign + domestic) filmed female nekkedity during calendar year 2013 (/NSFW)

/with links at the bottom of the page for similar lists for each year stretching back to calendar year 1999

/not Mr. Skin.
/yer welcome.


I do have to admit that I spent that episode of GoT with Rose Leslie going "ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohple aseohplease "
 
2014-05-04 04:01:55 AM  

Miss Stein: One of my relatives is on that site.

/topless
//Clint Eastwood movie


The chick from Eiger Sanction?
 
2014-05-04 04:54:08 AM  
an alien who comes down to Earth and goes after Scottish hitchhikers or something. I don't know.


Yeah, that's pretty much as complete a description of that movie as any.  I mean, I know the references they were trying to make and the themes they were going for, but they failed utterly to do so so it doesn't really matter.
 
2014-05-04 05:33:12 AM  
I can't get off to the Rolling Stone
But the robots think it's great.
 
2014-05-04 05:46:38 AM  
Naked celebrities? This makes my Oscar shiny.
 
2014-05-04 06:09:55 AM  
The main thing I took away from that article was that Katrina Bowden is nude in 'Nurse'....
1 GIS later....Just a butt shot, but damn, what a butt....
 
2014-05-04 06:31:23 AM  

Miss Stein: One of my relatives is on that site.

/topless
//Clint Eastwood movie


Aunt Jemima, or the Indian chick?
 
2014-05-04 07:15:12 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fusillade762: Still waiting for Christina Hendricks. Confirmed, I mean.

I think there is an elaborate system of buttons, braces, and elastic, holding that all into a presentable package.
Best not to shatter that illusion.

Now,

maybe, but there's reportedly a huge trove of as yet unreleased nude footage from around the time she appeared in that Firefly episode, someone might say if they wanted to get fusillade's hopes up.
 
2014-05-04 07:16:15 AM  
Well, that was strange editing, Fark.
 
2014-05-04 07:17:33 AM  
if i was an actress in hollywood, i would be very unwilling to do nudity just for this reason.  within minutes of the movie's release, there would be screenshots and discussion and people talking about a nude scene instead of talking about the movie itself.  some guys are treating scarlett johannson's nude scene like they discovered the cure for cancer and the ark of the covenant at the same time.  that's got to be a weird feeling for an actress to know that people are drooling over their keyboards the moment she shows her boobs the first time.  especially in the case of scarlet, who became super famous as a sex symbol without ever getting naked on screen yet.
 
2014-05-04 08:23:39 AM  

enderthexenocide: if i was an actress in hollywood, i would be very unwilling to do nudity just for this reason.  within minutes of the movie's release, there would be screenshots and discussion and people talking about a nude scene instead of talking about the movie itself.  some guys are treating scarlett johannson's nude scene like they discovered the cure for cancer and the ark of the covenant at the same time.  that's got to be a weird feeling for an actress to know that people are drooling over their keyboards the moment she shows her boobs the first time.  especially in the case of scarlet, who became super famous as a sex symbol without ever getting naked on screen yet.


People are drooling over her anyway. And having seen the film, the nudity isn't gratuitous, it makes sense and is important to the character that she be nude in those scenes. Interestingly, the sex scene in the movie is one where she *isn't* nude.
 
2014-05-04 08:26:12 AM  
Does Fark need a "Stiffy" tag?
 
2014-05-04 08:51:52 AM  
Article without pictures. FAIL.
 
2014-05-04 09:03:00 AM  

enderthexenocide: if i was an actress in hollywood, i would be very unwilling to do nudity just for this reason.  within minutes of the movie's release, there would be screenshots and discussion and people talking about a nude scene instead of talking about the movie itself.  some guys are treating scarlett johannson's nude scene like they discovered the cure for cancer and the ark of the covenant at the same time.  that's got to be a weird feeling for an actress to know that people are drooling over their keyboards the moment she shows her boobs the first time.  especially in the case of scarlet, who became super famous as a sex symbol without ever getting naked on screen yet.


Pose in Playboy instead.
Gets it out of the way, and then people will focus on your movies.
 
2014-05-04 09:12:48 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Article without pictures. FAIL.


wut
 
2014-05-04 09:22:47 AM  

Sinbox: (NSFW)The top 25 instances of mainstream (foreign + domestic) filmed female nekkedity during calendar year 2013 (/NSFW)

/with links at the bottom of the page for similar lists for each year stretching back to calendar year 1999

/not Mr. Skin.
/yer welcome.


How is it possible to not keep clicking each year until there's non left.

It would take a better man than I
 
2014-05-04 09:34:16 AM  
But the photos are for ants; need us some major HD digital enhancement. Maybe a google glass behind the scenes illegal mini movie showing real nice tittage... a man can dream. (PS: love me Taxi Driver Movie site, they have some nice shots every once in a while).
 
2014-05-04 09:46:48 AM  

HotWingAgenda: 2014 is already better. Scarlet Johansson.


I did a GIS for that and it's all dark and blurry.
 
2014-05-04 09:50:03 AM  

Mugato: HotWingAgenda: 2014 is already better. Scarlet Johansson.

I did a GIS for that and it's all dark and blurry.


Check Egotastic. I'd post a link but I'm on my phone.
 
2014-05-04 09:58:55 AM  

Sinbox: (NSFW)The top 25 instances of mainstream (foreign + domestic) filmed female nekkedity during calendar year 2013 (/NSFW)

/with links at the bottom of the page for similar lists for each year stretching back to calendar year 1999

/not Mr. Skin.
/yer welcome.


#1 on the list is correct.

www.bimmerboost.com
 
2014-05-04 10:39:35 AM  

just_intonation: Mugato: HotWingAgenda: 2014 is already better. Scarlet Johansson.

I did a GIS for that and it's all dark and blurry.

Check Egotastic. I'd post a link but I'm on my phone.


...and is it really her?  No CGI?  It's just: after all this time of shunning nudity, she's suddenly showing pussy lips on screen (or at least the shadowy outline thereof)?
 
2014-05-04 11:16:16 AM  

WippitGuud: enderthexenocide: if i was an actress in hollywood, i would be very unwilling to do nudity just for this reason.  within minutes of the movie's release, there would be screenshots and discussion and people talking about a nude scene instead of talking about the movie itself.  some guys are treating scarlett johannson's nude scene like they discovered the cure for cancer and the ark of the covenant at the same time.  that's got to be a weird feeling for an actress to know that people are drooling over their keyboards the moment she shows her boobs the first time.  especially in the case of scarlet, who became super famous as a sex symbol without ever getting naked on screen yet.

Pose in Playboy instead.
Gets it out of the way, and then people will focus on your movies.


And an additional (large?) paycheck as well
 
2014-05-04 11:28:35 AM  
...and is it really her?  No CGI?  It's just: after all this time of shunning nudity, she's suddenly showing pussy lips on screen (or at least the shadowy outline thereof)?

Yeah it's her. It was an art film and the nudity was not done to be sexy ... really was part of the story (I know they all say this). So she did it for the role.
 
2014-05-04 11:31:28 AM  

fusillade762: Sinbox: (NSFW)The top 25 instances of mainstream (foreign + domestic) filmed female nekkedity during calendar year 2013 (/NSFW)

/with links at the bottom of the page for similar lists for each year stretching back to calendar year 1999

/not Mr. Skin.
/yer welcome.

You are always reliable. Thanks!

Also: I loves me some Rosario Dawson.


Wow right! Trance got about 50x better during that scene.
 
2014-05-04 11:37:28 AM  
All thanks to Kate Winslet, for showing that you can show off the goods IN YOUR PRIME and still win Oscars. Damn all those skanks in the 90s who decided they'd "never be taken seriously" and stopped the flood of casual nudity of the extra girls in 70s and 80s movies.
 
2014-05-04 11:38:51 AM  

enderthexenocide: if i was an actress in hollywood, i would be very unwilling to do nudity just for this reason.  within minutes of the movie's release, there would be screenshots and discussion and people talking about a nude scene instead of talking about the movie itself.  some guys are treating scarlett johannson's nude scene like they discovered the cure for cancer and the ark of the covenant at the same time.  that's got to be a weird feeling for an actress to know that people are drooling over their keyboards the moment she shows her boobs the first time.  especially in the case of scarlet, who became super famous as a sex symbol without ever getting naked on screen yet.


And the movie Under the Skin must be like finding that Cold Fusion creates another Big Bang worth of universes every second that the movie is on.
 
2014-05-04 11:39:11 AM  

enderthexenocide: if i was an actress in hollywood, i would be very unwilling to do nudity just for this reason.  within minutes of the movie's release, there would be screenshots and discussion and people talking about a nude scene instead of talking about the movie itself.  some guys are treating scarlett johannson's nude scene like they discovered the cure for cancer and the ark of the covenant at the same time.  that's got to be a weird feeling for an actress to know that people are drooling over their keyboards the moment she shows her boobs the first time.  especially in the case of scarlet, who became super famous as a sex symbol without ever getting naked on screen yet.


Well, it's a good thing you just work in that office and that people, for the most part, have no interest in seeing you naked. With that burden off you, you can just live your awesome life.
 
2014-05-04 11:40:12 AM  

Jim_Callahan: an alien who comes down to Earth and goes after Scottish hitchhikers or something. I don't know.


Yeah, that's pretty much as complete a description of that movie as any.  I mean, I know the references they were trying to make and the themes they were going for, but they failed utterly to do so so it doesn't really matter.


I had to check out the wiki for the novel to figure out the backstory after watching it. Before that it seemed like a mildly interesting serial killer movie.
 
2014-05-04 11:45:55 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Miss Stein: One of my relatives is on that site.

/topless
//Clint Eastwood movie

The chick from Eiger Sanction?


MFAWG: Miss Stein: One of my relatives is on that site.

/topless
//Clint Eastwood movie

Aunt Jemima, or the Indian chick?


Nope, nope and nope.

/Aunt Jemima?
 
2014-05-04 11:55:29 AM  

AaronSynn: The main thing I took away from that article was that Katrina Bowden is nude in 'Nurse'....
1 GIS later....Just a butt shot, but damn, what a butt....


omg did you see Tatiana's butt in Orphan Black last night?  Yowzers!!
 
2014-05-04 12:03:56 PM  

Smackledorfer: I watched an old bronson movie (he was after a serial killer and framed him) and was surprised at the level and quality of the nudity.

Today is better of course, but I think we tend to forget it really is nothing new.


Ten to Midnight, was a great flick, especially the courtroom scene where the Charles Bronson picks up exhibit A, which was a jack off machine and waves it at the guy.

It also had Ola Ray(the chick from the thriller video) Kelly Preston(who also showed the tots), and my fav Axel Foleys old friend.

www.thefancarpet.com
 
2014-05-04 12:18:21 PM  
So we've turned nude scenes from movies into "porn," now?  I don't know if the guy's branched out into other stuff, but calling a collection of celebrity nude scenes "porn" is is a disturbing semantic leap.

Not surprised his first customer was from Cincinnati, given how prudish Simon Leis and Co. made that city.

I used to be the guy at the factory who could find all the celebrity tittays the other guys were after.  I could've been Mr. Skin, dammit!
 
2014-05-04 12:57:19 PM  

GypsyJoker: So we've turned nude scenes from movies into "porn," now?  I don't know if the guy's branched out into other stuff, but calling a collection of celebrity nude scenes "porn" is is a disturbing semantic leap.

Not surprised his first customer was from Cincinnati, given how prudish Simon Leis and Co. made that city.

I used to be the guy at the factory who could find all the celebrity tittays the other guys were after.  I could've been Mr. Skin, dammit!


Was that the Big Dicked Daddy I've heard so much about?
 
2014-05-04 12:59:42 PM  
Rosario Dawson naked in Trance easily moves that movie from C+ to a solid A-.
 
2014-05-04 01:06:55 PM  
Who pays for this?

I kinda get that people might pay for porn - you get better quality and all that, but I've used Mr Skin as a resource then GIS the actual photos.
 
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2014-05-04 03:18:46 PM  

Marc L'Hommedieu: Rosario Dawson naked in Trance easily moves that movie from C+ to a solid A-.


She's a solid 4 on the finger scale.
 
2014-05-04 04:47:16 PM  

Mugato: HotWingAgenda: 2014 is already better. Scarlet Johansson.

I did a GIS for that and it's all dark and blurry.


http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/21/Scarlet t- Johansson-Nude-in-Under-the-Skin-02-900x675.jpg

That ones better
 
2014-05-04 05:01:57 PM  
The Scarlet Johansson scenes don't matter much to me anyway. They can't compete with Betsy Russell in Private school.

The scene for comparison   NSFW
 
2014-05-04 05:05:55 PM  

Cheater71: The Scarlet Johansson scenes don't matter much to me anyway. They can't compete with Betsy Russell in Private school.

The scene for comparison   NSFW


To be fair, Betsy was on a horse.
 
2014-05-04 05:13:18 PM  

GypsyJoker: So we've turned nude scenes from movies into "porn," now?  I don't know if the guy's branched out into other stuff, but calling a collection of celebrity nude scenes "porn" is is a disturbing semantic leap.


I don't know.  I do see what you mean.  In the individual, a nude scenes/picture doesn't make something porn.  But a site that aggregates them?  I can see why it might be called that.  Let's say instead of "actresses" you had a collection of nudity filled clips of "redheads".  I think many would call that porn.

Unless you define porn as strictly related to sex.  If so, I agree this isn't porn by that definition.
 
2014-05-04 05:39:05 PM  
FTFA: Until you get an email from your mom that says, 'Hey, is that bush or a shadow in that picture?' you have not lived," McBride says.

I LOL'ed.
 
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