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(Huffington Post)   The Icelandic Phallological Museum has accepted the donation of Jonah Falcon's penis after his death. As for the reason why, ask Peter North and John Holmes why they're jealous. Not safe for work   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 93
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2014-05-03 05:29:19 PM
What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

Though I'd hate to have a bigger dick, especially that big.
 
2014-05-03 06:11:55 PM
Jonah is a FARKer and like a little biatch show up to post in thread about himself.
 
2014-05-03 06:44:37 PM

Voiceofreason01: Jonah is a FARKer and like a little biatch show up to post in thread about himself.


If you're so sure, what's his handle?
 
2014-05-03 07:24:08 PM
Yippie kay yay...
 
2014-05-03 07:24:34 PM
Oh I would very much have the desire to do the Skyping with this individual.
 
2014-05-03 07:24:34 PM
Is the Wiener tag broken?
 
2014-05-03 07:24:48 PM
Still not as big a dick as Donald Sterling.
 
2014-05-03 07:26:21 PM
lol @  "when he dicks the bucket"
 
2014-05-03 07:26:57 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Voiceofreason01: Jonah is a FARKer and like a little biatch show up to post in thread about himself.

If you're so sure, what's his handle?


Hell, Farkers used to like people posting in threads about them. I'm looking in Wheaton's direction.
 
2014-05-03 07:27:29 PM

meow said the dog: Oh I would very much have the desire to do the Skyping with this individual.



You're going to need a bigger monitor

I would think in the scheme of life I'd hate to be known for my phallacy as just another giant cock
 
2014-05-03 07:29:56 PM
I have zero desire to walk around a building full of dismembered penii in jars.

Ick.
 
2014-05-03 07:30:46 PM
If I were Jonah Falcon, I'd just be happy to have a legitimately enormous penis, and not feel compelled to constantly make up blatant and easily disproven lies about it.  "It's 13.5 inches long erect." "It was measured in a documentary -- no you can't watch it, there's only one copy of it and it lives in Canada." "I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records." "The penis museum in Iceland invited me to donate my dick for an exhibit there."

/of course, if I were Jonah Falcon, I'd shower and exercise every once in a while, too.
 
2014-05-03 07:32:05 PM

marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

Though I'd hate to have a bigger dick, especially that big.


Worked with a guy in the Navy who was our version of the Polish dentist (hung like the proverbial horse for you young'uns)from the MASH movie, but was also ripped and good looking.

We were all jealous but he said it wasn't all that, he had trouble finding a girl who didn't mind getting literally bruised and torn every time they had sex. He had a long list of conquests but couldn't keep one.
 
2014-05-03 07:33:17 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I have zero desire to walk around a building full of dismembered penii in jars.

Ick.


I believe it's penes, not penii
 
2014-05-03 07:34:32 PM
He's dorky looking and his dick is too big. No thanks.
 
2014-05-03 07:37:09 PM
John Holmes is dead.
 
2014-05-03 07:40:03 PM

Gleeman: marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

Though I'd hate to have a bigger dick, especially that big.

Worked with a guy in the Navy who was our version of the Polish dentist (hung like the proverbial horse for you young'uns)from the MASH movie, but was also ripped and good looking.


Finest kind.

/ Love that book
// And the movie
/// Series, not so much
 
2014-05-03 07:40:38 PM

poot_rootbeer: If I were Jonah Falcon, I'd just be happy to have a legitimately enormous penis, and not feel compelled to constantly make up blatant and easily disproven lies about it.  "It's 13.5 inches long erect." "It was measured in a documentary -- no you can't watch it, there's only one copy of it and it lives in Canada." "I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records." "The penis museum in Iceland invited me to donate my dick for an exhibit there."

/of course, if I were Jonah Falcon, I'd shower and exercise every once in a while, too.


This.
 
2014-05-03 07:41:43 PM
i am going to invite some cute young girls to come and see MY phallological museum later, if you know what i mean.

/you know what i mean
 
2014-05-03 07:43:02 PM
He's an odd duck. Goes out of his way to make sure you know he's got a big ol' pecker, then thinks you're weird cuz you know he's got a big ol' pecker.
He did a phone interview for a local radio station here a while back. It was obvious why he was being interviewd but then spent the whole interview claiming the DJs had teh ghey for asking him about his peener.

/Meh, whatevs
 
2014-05-03 07:43:11 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Voiceofreason01: Jonah is a FARKer and like a little biatch show up to post in thread about himself.

If you're so sure, what's his handle?


Handle.
Heh.
 
2014-05-03 07:48:42 PM
Never heard of him.
 
2014-05-03 07:48:52 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

It would be genuinely awful to have a similarly newsworthy cock.
 
2014-05-03 07:49:17 PM

marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.


i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-03 07:49:27 PM
Jon Hamm approves this thread.
 
2014-05-03 07:49:41 PM
Cripes. I bet when women saw that thing for the first time, they made the same exact sound a falcon makes.
 
2014-05-03 07:53:21 PM

Somacandra: marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] [i.imgur.com image 534x401]


Ron Jeremy was actually normal looking in his younger (and thinner) days

And having a wang that big would suck... You would literally run the risk of passing out when you got a boner
 
2014-05-03 07:55:40 PM

If you're so sure, what's his handle?


You caught me.

/oh 13.5 inches? Thought you said 18.5, must be somebody else.
 
2014-05-03 07:59:19 PM

machoprogrammer: Somacandra: marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] [i.imgur.com image 534x401]

Ron Jeremy was actually normal looking in his younger (and thinner) days

And having a wang that big would suck... You would literally run the risk of passing out when you got a boner


But you'd have that third leg for stability .. it kinda evens out
 
2014-05-03 08:00:30 PM
Peter Steele is dead, why not have his cock in the museum, lol!
 
2014-05-03 08:00:53 PM

machoprogrammer: Somacandra: marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] [i.imgur.com image 534x401]

Ron Jeremy was actually normal looking in his younger (and thinner) days

And having a wang that big would suck... You would literally run the risk of passing out when you got a boner


It sucks when that happens.
 
2014-05-03 08:01:02 PM
media.aintitcool.com
 
2014-05-03 08:03:44 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: It would be genuinely awful to have a similarly newsworthy cock.


His dick is literally off the chart.
 
2014-05-03 08:03:53 PM

maelstrom0370: He's an odd duck. Goes out of his way to make sure you know he's got a big ol' pecker, then thinks you're weird cuz you know he's got a big ol' pecker.
He did a phone interview for a local radio station here a while back. It was obvious why he was being interviewd but then spent the whole interview claiming the DJs had teh ghey for asking him about his peener.

/Meh, whatevs


He is the penis equivalent of girls that post selfies with "I'm so ugly" waiting for the response of "nooo you are beautiful".  Personally, I would have no idea what to do with that.  I'd probably throw it over my shoulder and burp it.
 
2014-05-03 08:04:11 PM
Well. There's another reason for me to visit Iceland.

I wonder if this is a "hands on" museum.
 
2014-05-03 08:04:34 PM

machoprogrammer: Somacandra: marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] [i.imgur.com image 534x401]

Ron Jeremy was actually normal looking in his younger (and thinner) days

And having a wang that big would suck... You would literally run the risk of passing out when you got a boner


I've seen the videos of him in his younger days. He's never been normal looking.
 
2014-05-03 08:06:31 PM
Add Val Kilmer as John Holmes to my "would so very much bang" list.
 
2014-05-03 08:08:21 PM

poot_rootbeer: If I were Jonah Falcon, I'd just be happy to have a legitimately enormous penis, and not feel compelled to constantly make up blatant and easily disproven lies about it.  "It's 13.5 inches long erect." "It was measured in a documentary -- no you can't watch it, there's only one copy of it and it lives in Canada." "I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records." "The penis museum in Iceland invited me to donate my dick for an exhibit there."

/of course, if I were Jonah Falcon, I'd shower and exercise every once in a while, too.


Yep. Big dick aside, he's still gag-worthy.
 
2014-05-03 08:08:54 PM

marius2: What a goofy looking motherfarker though. Guess he had to be blessed with something.

Though I'd hate to have a bigger dick, especially that big.


Not exactly a blessing in all circumstances. He got frisked by the TSA back in 2012 because of his "bulging package". Fark had a thread about him back then.
 
2014-05-03 08:11:38 PM
What a dick.
 
2014-05-03 08:12:40 PM
As a chick, I don't think a dick that big would be very pleasurable, really, during sex.
 
2014-05-03 08:22:22 PM
There's a woman for every man...

thearkansasproject.com
 
2014-05-03 08:26:04 PM

LaurenAguilera: As a chick, I don't think a dick that big would be very pleasurable, really, during sex.


My ex-wife told me a story about a guy she knew in her youth whom she refused to bang he was so
  large.  HIs name was,  as I recall, "Wes", and all the girls would say "there ought to be a horse named Wes".

I think it would be bummer, actually, to be so well hung that nobody wanted it inside them.
 
2014-05-03 08:27:49 PM

LaurenAguilera: Well. There's another reason for me to visit Iceland.

I wonder if this is a "hands on" museum.


More of a petting zoo.
 
2014-05-03 08:29:49 PM
star_topology:

/of course, if I were Jonah Falcon, I'd shower and exercise every once in a while, too.

This.


He doesn't have to exercise or shower, he can do whatever he wants.
 
2014-05-03 08:33:15 PM

cubic_spleen: LaurenAguilera: Well. There's another reason for me to visit Iceland.

I wonder if this is a "hands on" museum.

More of a petting zoo.


Instead of a machine you put quarters in and get a handful of feed, there are machines your put your quarter in and get a handful of lube.
 
2014-05-03 08:34:04 PM
The Icelandic Phallological Museum has accepted the donation of Jonah Falcon's penis after his death. As for the reason why, ask Peter North and John Holmes why they're jealous.


An important distinction.
 
2014-05-03 08:34:45 PM
Is this about that weirdo that pops up every year or so complaining about how difficult his huge penis has made his life?

-checks article-

Yep. Same weirdo. He looks like a doughy Dennis Leary. (insert fire hose joke here)
 
2014-05-03 08:36:17 PM

gunther_bumpass: Is this about that weirdo that pops up every year or so complaining about how difficult his huge penis has made his life?

-checks article-

Yep. Same weirdo. He looks like a doughy Dennis Leary. (insert fire hose joke here)


So, he stole his big dick from Bill Hicks?
 
2014-05-03 08:37:10 PM

ArgusRun: There's a woman for every man...

[thearkansasproject.com image 440x512]


It would still be like a Malaysian airplane in an ocean
 
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