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(Descrier)   Football fan killed by "flying toilet bowl" in Brazil. That's just a crappy way to die   (descrier.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-03 03:50:22 PM  
Wooohooo World Cup!


/It's gonna be an interesting one, just to set things up for Russia in 2018.
//And Qatar in 2022......
 
2014-05-03 03:57:02 PM  
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2014-05-03 04:33:23 PM  
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2014-05-03 04:35:03 PM  

marius2: Wooohooo World Cup!


/It's gonna be an interesting one, just to set things up for Russia in 2018.
//And Qatar in 2022......


The nations willing to invest enough to get the World Cup are usually not the qualified ones, but the ones who has something to prove.

---

Be a bit boring if it was just held in Germany every four years. Though I think they're always FIFAs backup plan in case the host nation truly farks things up when a venue change is still possible.
 
2014-05-03 04:37:43 PM  
Many a weekend spent hugging the flying toilet bowl.
 
2014-05-03 04:38:46 PM  
Thought #1: And that's why real football uses helmets.

Thought #2: And that's why real football has bowls that are fiestas or roses or oranges.

Thought #3: RonBurgundyEscalatedQuickly.jpg
 
2014-05-03 04:40:16 PM  
That's too bad.  Someone needs to teach the Brazilians that it's not Elkay to dispatch your citizens to the land of Toto with flying commodes, and it's certainly not up to the American Standard of doing things.  But, it could've been worse, the man could've also suffered a Kohlernoctomy, or worse, a severed Bemis.

/ehh
 
2014-05-03 04:40:47 PM  
When ya gotta go.. ya gotta go!
 
2014-05-03 04:43:19 PM  
www.appstate.edu
 
2014-05-03 04:44:07 PM  

Sliding Carp: [37.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Done in two.
 
2014-05-03 04:44:18 PM  
Least-Super Bowl ever.
 
2014-05-03 04:44:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-03 04:45:21 PM  
Years ago....
Ship pulled into Rio for a week.
A group of us were herded onto a bus to go to a local 'futbol' game.
Two local teams were playing.
As we came to our reserved area in the stadium, we were stopped from going down near the field.
'Stay behind the overhang' we were warned.
It wasn't too long after we found out why.
First, it was beer (I want to believe it was not yet ingested) pouring down.
Then we saw a shoe hurtling down.
Then the shoe owner came over the edge.
By the time the game was over (1-1 tie if I remember correctly), the area past the overhang looked like a small battlefield.
We were glad we had a guide to this event.
I am also glad I was able to attend - an experience to not be forgotten.
Watching the crowd was as entertaining as watching the game.
 
2014-05-03 04:53:10 PM  
Damn shame that The Beautiful Game is constantly marred by vile hooliganism.
 
2014-05-03 05:07:30 PM  
the first verifiable case of the shiat hitting the fan?
 
2014-05-03 05:10:15 PM  
Came for "The Dead Like Me".....leaving satisfied
 
2014-05-03 05:30:11 PM  
Quoth LeroyBourne:

img.fark.net

Well, so much for my Serial Crusher theory.
 
2014-05-03 05:35:23 PM  
He did look a little "Flushed" earlier...
 
2014-05-03 05:35:51 PM  
wdrb.images.worldnow.com
 
2014-05-03 05:42:30 PM  
What a pisser....
 
2014-05-03 05:44:26 PM  
Yeah, that will kill someone.

Mob mentality much?
 
2014-05-03 06:04:31 PM  

studebaker hoch: Yeah, that will kill someone.

Mob mentality much?


LOL, another casualty of the "Beautiful Game".

/"Beautiful" - my ass!
 
2014-05-03 06:14:24 PM  
Sliding Carp:

Came for this. Satisfied.
 
2014-05-03 06:34:38 PM  

LeroyBourne: [www.appstate.edu image 300x220]


Thank you.
 
2014-05-03 06:38:33 PM  
Soccer sucks...
 
2014-05-03 06:41:34 PM  
shiat happened
 
2014-05-03 07:38:41 PM  

marius2: Wooohooo World Cup!


/It's gonna be an interesting one, just to set things up for Russia in 2018.


It's pretty farked up that that's still a thing, given the whole Ukraine situation.

//And Qatar in 2022......

And it's pretty farked up that that's still a thing, given the whole inability to host it situation.

/It's almost like FIFA are a bunch of corrupt arseholes or something.
//Did England come second for the 2018 bid? Give them it.
///And, WTF, the US deserves a WC and it would be great for the game in the US and in general. Give them 2022.
 
2014-05-03 07:49:39 PM  
My father went the same way...
 
2014-05-03 08:26:06 PM  
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Damnit, Gaben.
 
2014-05-03 09:32:36 PM  
That's a crappy way to go

Well he must have had shiat for brains

I wonder what his last words were... "Oh shiat!"

He didn't dooky fast enough and it hit him full bowl on

I guess he took the game craps a little too literally

Ok but seriously... who brings a toilet to a soccer game?  I understand that the lines for the bathroom sometimes can be long at the games, but come on!
 
2014-05-03 09:45:58 PM  

owlholder: [25.media.tumblr.com image 520x398]
Damnit, Gaben.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/I have the t-shirt.
 
2014-05-03 09:52:50 PM  

johnnygew: Years ago....
Ship pulled into Rio for a week.
A group of us were herded onto a bus to go to a local 'futbol' game.
Two local teams were playing.
As we came to our reserved area in the stadium, we were stopped from going down near the field.
'Stay behind the overhang' we were warned.
It wasn't too long after we found out why.
First, it was beer (I want to believe it was not yet ingested) pouring down.
Then we saw a shoe hurtling down.
Then the shoe owner came over the edge.
By the time the game was over (1-1 tie if I remember correctly), the area past the overhang looked like a small battlefield.
We were glad we had a guide to this event.
I am also glad I was able to attend - an experience to not be forgotten.
Watching the crowd was as entertaining as watching the game.


Had friends in town from Germany. Took 'em to a Lakers game at Staples Center. Had almost the exact same experience, except for the 1-1 tie. Then again, you can skip the first 45 minutes of a basketball game and still experience all the action.
 
2014-05-03 10:19:04 PM  

killerbee: Sliding Carp:

Came for this. Satisfied.

I still need more Muth.

i229.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-04 08:12:37 AM  
Who throws a toilet?
 
2014-05-04 08:26:06 AM  

Hector Remarkable: killerbee: Sliding Carp:

Came for this. Satisfied.
I still need more Muth.


I can no longer think about that show without retconning it in my head such that she was actually just psychotic and murdering all those people.

/Thanks Hanibal
 
2014-05-04 04:05:50 PM  

the.squid: Hector Remarkable: killerbee: Sliding Carp:

Came for this. Satisfied.
I still need more Muth.

I can no longer think about that show without retconning it in my head such that she was actually just psychotic and murdering all those people.

/Thanks Hanibal


what show is that?
 
2014-05-04 04:28:19 PM  

danno_to_infinity: the.squid: Hector Remarkable: killerbee: Sliding Carp:

Came for this. Satisfied.
I still need more Muth.

I can no longer think about that show without retconning it in my head such that she was actually just psychotic and murdering all those people.

/Thanks Hanibal

what show is that?

Dead Like Me.

HBO cult series from the early aughts.
 
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