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(Chron)   Today is World Naked Gardening Day. Wear lots of sunscreen. (w/bonus slideshow)   (chron.com ) divider line
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2014-05-03 12:09:51 PM  
That's a lot of pink subby.
 
2014-05-03 12:54:53 PM  
Lets all prune our shrubs!
 
2014-05-03 01:16:40 PM  
Because everyone loves ticks in their body cracks.
 
2014-05-03 01:19:49 PM  
The cake is a lie
 
2014-05-03 01:22:04 PM  
It's snowing here, so we're doing neither.

(Indoor) naked drinking may be an option, but the clothes are still on currently.
 
2014-05-03 01:30:10 PM  
Gardening?
 
2014-05-03 01:31:39 PM  
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
It's a TRAP!
 
2014-05-03 01:40:59 PM  
Booooooooooooooo
 
2014-05-03 01:56:25 PM  
www.austinchronicle.com

What naked "gardening" may look like...
 
2014-05-03 02:01:01 PM  
My neighbors call the police when i manscape the front yard.
 
2014-05-03 02:02:02 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: My neighbors call the police when i manscape the front yard.


At least it isn't the school.
 
2014-05-03 02:06:06 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Because everyone loves ticks in their body cracks.


We don't have ticks where I live. Then again, we're still cranking the heat at night. Nobody around here will be in the garden naked today.
 
2014-05-03 02:06:50 PM  
Be careful of garden forking.
 
2014-05-03 02:06:50 PM  
I dunno. It sounds like a nice enough idea, but in practice gardening strikes me as an activity that is best performed wearing clothing that protects the skin. There's sun, there are biting bugs, there are plants with thorns and lots of scratchy branches in general.
 
2014-05-03 02:13:23 PM  

Nogale: I dunno. It sounds like a nice enough idea, but in practice gardening strikes me as an activity that is best performed wearing clothing that protects the skin. There's sun, there are biting bugs, there are plants with thorns and lots of scratchy branches in general.


Don't forget the poison ivy/oak/sumac.
 
2014-05-03 02:14:51 PM  
What naked gardeners might look like
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Here shown clothed, for your pleasure.
 
2014-05-03 02:17:08 PM  
tammybruce.com
 
2014-05-03 02:19:44 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Heywood Jublowme: My neighbors call the police when i manscape the front yard.

At least it isn't the school.


...nor is it the... back... yard.
 
2014-05-03 02:21:15 PM  
Ghostery loaded so many trackers that it couldn't finish before I clicked away. Texas, eff off.
 
2014-05-03 02:57:39 PM  
I don't garden naked until the cucumbers a large enough, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-05-03 03:27:15 PM  
I can't believe they showed both stamins AND pistils. I thought it was a family newspaper. The poor children.
 
2014-05-03 03:30:34 PM  
Efrem Zimbalest, Jr.
 
2014-05-03 03:49:37 PM  
That works out perfect.  Today I harvested my spinach crop.  Tomorrow I plant to collect some beet greens.
 
2014-05-03 04:21:23 PM  
photos4.pix.ie

some things while Google image searching "world naked gardening day", cannot be unseen. Be warned.
 
2014-05-03 04:40:01 PM  
Just think of all those popped up butt holes.  Nah, I'll pass.
 
2014-05-03 07:23:10 PM  
A slideshow? Excellent..

Check out the stamens on pic 8!
 
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