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(Daily Star)   For once, Kate Upton is right about something. The internets need to go bottoms up for her   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 44
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2014-05-03 12:24:26 PM  
Boobmark
 
2014-05-03 12:30:34 PM  
No.
Her ass is nothing to write home about.
Really.

Waist up? Frigging fireworks and a-bombs.
Waist down? Meh. Mommy hips.
 
2014-05-03 12:32:31 PM  
I don't usually chime in on greenlits, but I'm expecting RESULTS Farkers!!!!!

/I'll be here until the wife catches wind of my shenanigans:(
 
2014-05-03 12:35:46 PM  
No. She doesn't really have a great ass. Not Stacey Keibler has a really nice looking ass. On the other hand Kim Kardashian's butt is just too big.
 
2014-05-03 12:36:19 PM  
If Upton could do multiple sets of calf raises and dumbbell lunges (3-4 sets each) just 3 times a week, in about 6 weeks her lower would be as awesome as her upper. Her spindly chicken legs don't match her voluptuous upper body.
 
2014-05-03 12:42:41 PM  
I'd tongue punch her fart box
 
2014-05-03 12:42:43 PM  
I regularly see better-looking women at the gym. That Kate Upton is famous for being "hot" is only evidence that there is a Devil who makes deals.
 
2014-05-03 12:42:51 PM  
Don't be greedy Kate. You have epic tits and a cute face. Your butt is just ok, in that there isn't anything wrong with it but not a whole lot right with it either.
 
2014-05-03 12:48:13 PM  
Her tits are nice, her ass isn't all that remarkable.  I'd post ass pics, but really, it's getting redundant at this point.
 
2014-05-03 12:48:14 PM  
This is a butt:

www.professionalmuscle.com
 
2014-05-03 12:50:32 PM  
ok, here we go:

img.fark.net

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nope. can't say that she has a bottom.
 
2014-05-03 12:52:46 PM  
I just saw The Other Woman, in which her assets are well displayed. The woman has one weird body - her torso is unusually long and blocky (not much of a waist) and her legs are skinny and shapeless. Even if she had an average-sized bosom, she'd still look top-heavy.

// Straight woman, so would not hit anyway.
 
2014-05-03 12:54:49 PM  

craigdamage: If Upton could do multiple sets of calf raises and dumbbell lunges (3-4 sets each) just 3 times a week, in about 6 weeks her lower would be as awesome as her upper. Her spindly chicken legs don't match her voluptuous upper body.


It still wouldn't change the proportions of her body. Her torso is oddly long and she has practically no waist.
 
2014-05-03 12:56:05 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: I regularly see better-looking women at the gym. That Kate Upton is famous for being "hot" is only evidence that there is a Devil who makes deals.


I see beautiful women all the time that are better looking than most celebrities.   The deference is those hotter women you see arent plastered on crap loads of media for the world to see.

No one cares about you seeing hotter women when no one else can see these hotter women you speak of.   Perhaps its all in your head.
 
2014-05-03 12:59:19 PM  

mcmnky: This is a butt:


that's a man
 
2014-05-03 01:06:25 PM  

FlashHarry: ok, here we go:

[img.fark.net image 360x225]

[img.fark.net image 360x225]

[img.fark.net image 295x230]

[img.fark.net image 360x225]

nope. can't say that she has a bottom.


Her face looks like Olivia Munn in those gifs.
 
2014-05-03 01:39:13 PM  

moothemagiccow: mcmnky: This is a butt:

that's a man


You're kidding, right?
 
2014-05-03 01:44:40 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: No.
Her ass is nothing to write home about.
Really.

Waist up? Frigging fireworks and a-bombs.
Waist down? Meh. Mommy hips.


Real women do not have the figure of a 10 year old boy. If you want a 10 year old boy, why don't you have a seat over there?
 
2014-05-03 01:45:17 PM  
 
2014-05-03 01:47:33 PM  
Butt thread? Butt thread.

cdn.wwtdd.com
 
2014-05-03 02:04:08 PM  

GRCooper: Boobmark


This
 
2014-05-03 02:16:13 PM  

Flappyhead: Contributing

[kelevra23.files.wordpress.com image 297x500]


Sofia has the same complaint about her butt not getting enough attention, difference is that Sofia speaks the truth.

NSFW
 
2014-05-03 02:22:34 PM  
cancun360.mx

media.2oceansvibe.com

cdn.bleacherreport.net

27.media.tumblr.com

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

cancun360.mx
 
2014-05-03 02:45:01 PM  

hugh chardon: Flappyhead: Contributing

[kelevra23.files.wordpress.com image 297x500]

Sofia has the same complaint about her butt not getting enough attention, difference is that Sofia speaks the truth.

NSFW


Yowza!
 
2014-05-03 03:02:53 PM  
The opinions of Fark's Studmen69 aside, I'd still like to touch her booty.
 
2014-05-03 03:24:11 PM  
I give this thread...TWO BUMS UP!
 
2014-05-03 03:49:44 PM  
I love this thread and plan on returning to it.
 
2014-05-03 03:52:03 PM  
Totally not a bookmark.
 
2014-05-03 04:01:13 PM  

mcmnky: These might also be butts:

[img.fark.net image 500x343]

[img.fark.net image 245x300]

Possible NSFW


They may be butts, but most of them are flat as all hell. Especially that NSFW one. Take some notes from kling_klang on what ass pics should look like. What you're doing right now is like posting pics of a-cup chests to show off "nice tits".
 
2014-05-03 04:11:02 PM  
Not much butt visible, but I just found out that Scarlett Johansson has at least one full frontal nude scene in Under the Skin. (NSFW)
 
2014-05-03 04:11:18 PM  

Nogale: I just saw The Other Woman, in which her assets are well displayed. The woman has one weird body - her torso is unusually long and blocky (not much of a waist) and her legs are skinny and shapeless. Even if she had an average-sized bosom, she'd still look top-heavy.

// Straight woman, so would not hit anyway.


Aside from the fact that as a straight woman your opinion of another chick is as relevant as some dude's opinion of what good looking men should look like, it always makes me laugh that at a time when the average model has as much shape as a crackhead with polio, Kate Upton is the one who gets singled out by internet kookoos for having a weird body and chicken legs.
 
2014-05-03 04:25:22 PM  
GIS JEN SELTER NOW !
 
2014-05-03 04:29:00 PM  
"For once" subby?  I was not aware that Ms. Upton had a reputation for being wrong about things.
 
2014-05-03 04:29:13 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-03 04:45:46 PM  
But, I've been told that Farkers prefer women with the butt of a 12 year old boy and visible ribs...
 
KIA
2014-05-03 05:06:55 PM  

Sinbox: max_pooper: Well I just can't tell if these are butts. I may need more evidence before I can know for sure.

Your wish...

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Entertaining fact: as I opened each of these into a new tab, my system's fans roared louder and louder until I could barely hear anything above them.  Apparently, they really warmed things up...
 
2014-05-03 06:36:45 PM  

elguerodiablo: [img.fark.net image 640x450]
[img.fark.net image 635x653]



img.ibtimes.com
 
2014-05-03 06:46:31 PM  
Hmm, kateuptonsbottom.com is still available.
 
2014-05-03 06:51:20 PM  

Spiffo: Nogale: I just saw The Other Woman, in which her assets are well displayed. The woman has one weird body - her torso is unusually long and blocky (not much of a waist) and her legs are skinny and shapeless. Even if she had an average-sized bosom, she'd still look top-heavy.

// Straight woman, so would not hit anyway.

Aside from the fact that as a straight woman your opinion of another chick is as relevant as some dude's opinion of what good looking men should look like, it always makes me laugh that at a time when the average model has as much shape as a crackhead with polio, Kate Upton is the one who gets singled out by internet kookoos for having a weird body and chicken legs.


It's not really an opinion... even if I found her spectacularly gorgeous and was longing to change bodies with her, what I said would still be true. Proportions are things that can be measured objectively, unlike attractiveness.
 
2014-05-03 10:09:50 PM  
What the hell is this thread all about?
 
2014-05-04 12:42:18 AM  
Bookmark? OK.
 
2014-05-04 02:34:10 AM  
Nogale:
It's not really an opinion... even if I found her spectacularly gorgeous and was longing to change bodies with her, what I said would still be true. Proportions are things that can be measured objectively, unlike attractiveness.

Even when ignoring my instincts as a straight man and looking at Kate purely from an objective angle, she still looks way more normal than other models who look like human bobble-heads with manly hands and feet. The only reason they look more "proportionate" to you is because their chests are usually as flat as the rest of their bodies.
 
2014-05-04 05:59:56 AM  

darch: moothemagiccow: mcmnky: This is a butt:

that's a man

You're kidding, right?


hey, whatever you're into. Nobody's perfect
 
2014-05-04 07:16:03 AM  
Yo, I heard there was a thread where we're all posting pictures of butts:

s1.hubimg.com
 
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