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(New York Daily News)   Certain that everyone has received the news, mock shooters will swarm the new World Trade Center this morning firing "simunitions" - nonlethal paint-ball bullets. Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea   (nydailynews.com) divider line 44
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2014-05-03 04:16:26 AM
God forbid they train on the layout of a new building, dipshiatmitter.
 
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2014-05-03 08:27:33 AM
I think these things are more about impressing the public than training.
 
2014-05-03 08:34:33 AM
I hope they don't wake up the security guards.
 
2014-05-03 08:34:38 AM
it's one of the cops' bachelor party and they wanted to go paintballing, so they convinced the commissioner that they needed to do a 'live training drill' at the wtc
 
2014-05-03 08:35:00 AM
I think it's more about a sweet game of paintball than training.
 
2014-05-03 08:36:47 AM
A terrified population is a cowed population.

The terrorists are the ones in blue uniforms and little tin badges.
 
2014-05-03 08:36:47 AM
Are they trying to save greendale?
 
2014-05-03 08:41:55 AM
Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
 
2014-05-03 08:42:45 AM

OnlyM3: A terrified population is a cowed population.

The terrorists are the ones in blue uniforms and little tin badges.


Oh please, it's cheaper to use aluminum these days.
 
2014-05-03 08:48:17 AM

OnlyM3: A terrified population is a cowed population.

The terrorists are the ones in blue uniforms and little tin badges.


Oh please--the real terrorists are the idiots with the gold badges (specifically the ones that lack shield numbers).

And if you don't get my point, you're either missing something or don't understand how NYPD's rank structure works.
 
2014-05-03 08:51:19 AM
The real terrorists are _______ (insert weapons grade derp here)
 
2014-05-03 08:52:24 AM
Everyone within 4 blocks is part of the training exercise the whole thing has been choreographed and scripted to show the public just how prepared they are in case anything happens again.

Even the networks coverage is completely scripted including a crazy version for Fox News.
 
2014-05-03 08:52:38 AM
Authoritarian followers are like a box of chocolates.
 
2014-05-03 08:52:39 AM
When do they train against chicken wire and concrete slabs?
 
2014-05-03 08:53:46 AM
Are they going to simulate the airplanes too?
 
2014-05-03 08:55:57 AM
I hope no one mixes up the non-lethal blue paintballs  with the lethal blue paintballs.
 
2014-05-03 08:59:22 AM

BenJammin: I hope no one mixes up the non-lethal blue paintballs  with the lethal blue paintballs.


Just because they are non toxic doesn't mean that they don't taste horrible when you eat one.  Avoiding throwing up is not guaranteed.
 
2014-05-03 09:09:09 AM

Rigby-Reardon: Everyone within 4 blocks is part of the training exercise the whole thing has been choreographed and scripted to show the public just how prepared they are in case anything happens again.

Even the networks coverage is completely scripted including a crazy version for Fox News.


Osama bin Laden was an actor. Pretty soon into their war arc, he got a better gig and they decided to just use up what footage they'd already shot and write him out by saying he was in hiding and probably died offscreen somewhere.

Then in 2011 they needed something really big for May sweeps, so they decided to revive the character in order to kill him off, using a stunt double to take some photos and claiming the body was buried at sea.

Of course, the pictures didn't turn out as well as they'd hoped so they opted against releasing them, but their decision to incorporate social media to broadcast the event live was a roaring success.
 
2014-05-03 09:17:24 AM
FTFA: In March, a teen sneaked to the top of the 104-story building, officials said.
A week later, three thrill-seekers were arrested for parachuting from the top of the building in September.


So ... they were arrested in or shortly after March for something they did in September.  Am I reading that right?
 
2014-05-03 09:26:20 AM
We have always been at war with EastAsia.
 
2014-05-03 09:43:44 AM

EggSniper: FTFA: In March, a teen sneaked to the top of the 104-story building, officials said.
A week later, three thrill-seekers were arrested for parachuting from the top of the building in September.

So ... they were arrested in or shortly after March for something they did in September.  Am I reading that right?


Sounds right.

Maybe it took that long for one of them to brag about it to the wrong person.
 
2014-05-03 09:44:47 AM
What would great is if some base jumper just randomly picks this morning as the morning to try to get past the sleeping security guards and make his way to top without knowing at all about this scheduled paint-ball session.
 
2014-05-03 09:54:37 AM

BSABSVR: God forbid they train on the layout of a new building, dipshiatmitter.


Fark term of affection?
 
2014-05-03 10:06:19 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: BSABSVR: God forbid they train on the layout of a new building, dipshiatmitter.

Fark term of affection?


One of many in frequent rotation

/n00b
 
2014-05-03 10:07:02 AM

LeroyB: What would great is if some base jumper just randomly picks this morning as the morning to try to get past the sleeping security guards and make his way to top without knowing at all about this scheduled paint-ball session.


This would be a good distraction.
Any break with routine opens doors.
 
2014-05-03 10:12:03 AM

Delta1212: Rigby-Reardon: Everyone within 4 blocks is part of the training exercise the whole thing has been choreographed and scripted to show the public just how prepared they are in case anything happens again.

Even the networks coverage is completely scripted including a crazy version for Fox News.

Osama bin Laden was an actor. Pretty soon into their war arc, he got a better gig and they decided to just use up what footage they'd already shot and write him out by saying he was in hiding and probably died offscreen somewhere.

Then in 2011 they needed something really big for May sweeps, so they decided to revive the character in order to kill him off, using a stunt double to take some photos and claiming the body was buried at sea.

Of course, the pictures didn't turn out as well as they'd hoped so they opted against releasing them, but their decision to incorporate social media to broadcast the event live was a roaring success.


Wait. You're telling me that Osama Bin Laden was really just a tall, Arabic Ben Kingsley?

/mind. blown.
 
2014-05-03 10:13:47 AM

Mister Peejay: EggSniper: FTFA: In March, a teen sneaked to the top of the 104-story building, officials said.
A week later, three thrill-seekers were arrested for parachuting from the top of the building in September.

So ... they were arrested in or shortly after March for something they did in September.  Am I reading that right?

Sounds right.

Maybe it took that long for one of them to brag about it to the wrong person.


I believe one of them uploaded a video of it to the internet in March.
 
2014-05-03 10:50:42 AM

BenJammin: I hope no one mixes up the non-lethal blue paintballs  with the lethal blue paintballs.


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Works in the gun cage
 
2014-05-03 11:20:00 AM
Thank God all terrorism is scripted and everybody loves to see swarms of paramilitary guys firing weapons.
Otherwise this would be a frightening indication of a paranoid society gone mad,.
 
2014-05-03 11:26:16 AM

Delta1212: Mister Peejay: EggSniper: FTFA: In March, a teen sneaked to the top of the 104-story building, officials said.
A week later, three thrill-seekers were arrested for parachuting from the top of the building in September.

So ... they were arrested in or shortly after March for something they did in September.  Am I reading that right?

Sounds right.

Maybe it took that long for one of them to brag about it to the wrong person.

I believe one of them uploaded a video of it to the internet in March.


Maybe it took that long for the video to finish buffering?

I mean really, YouTube's been shiat lately.
 
2014-05-03 12:22:58 PM
would be a pretty good opportunity to attempt an armed robbery...
 
2014-05-03 12:31:23 PM

Delta1212: Rigby-Reardon: Everyone within 4 blocks is part of the training exercise the whole thing has been choreographed and scripted to show the public just how prepared they are in case anything happens again.

Even the networks coverage is completely scripted including a crazy version for Fox News.

Osama bin Laden was an actor. Pretty soon into their war arc, he got a better gig and they decided to just use up what footage they'd already shot and write him out by saying he was in hiding and probably died offscreen somewhere.

Then in 2011 they needed something really big for May sweeps, so they decided to revive the character in order to kill him off, using a stunt double to take some photos and claiming the body was buried at sea.

Of course, the pictures didn't turn out as well as they'd hoped so they opted against releasing them, but their decision to incorporate social media to broadcast the event live was a roaring success.


And they saved money by using the same sound stage they used for Apollo 14!
 
2014-05-03 12:46:51 PM
They're preparing for the inevitable invasion by Newfoundland and Greenland. Everyone thinks it's the Canadians that'll get us, but I know the score!
 
2014-05-03 01:16:51 PM

Delta1212: Rigby-Reardon: Everyone within 4 blocks is part of the training exercise the whole thing has been choreographed and scripted to show the public just how prepared they are in case anything happens again.

Even the networks coverage is completely scripted including a crazy version for Fox News.

Osama bin Laden was an actor. Pretty soon into their war arc, he got a better gig and they decided to just use up what footage they'd already shot and write him out by saying he was in hiding and probably died offscreen somewhere.


I had a bit of a drug problem... They gave me more drugs!

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2014-05-03 01:24:46 PM
Simunitions are definitely not paintballs. Sims are hard plastic bullets moving more than twice as fast as a paintball. When it hits you, it may or may not split open and put a tiny bit of dye on you. Either way, you'll have a hell of a welt.

Getting hit on the knuckles is something you'll feel for days.
 
2014-05-03 01:37:36 PM

BenJammin: I hope no one mixes up the non-lethal blue paintballs  with the lethal blue paintballs.


I kept my paintballs in the freezer last night. Was that wrong of me? Should I not have done that?
 
2014-05-03 03:10:20 PM
Once they're all in, a plane will probably run into the building.
 
2014-05-03 03:47:14 PM

OnlyM3: A terrified population is a cowed population.

The terrorists are the ones in blue uniforms and little tin badges.


My problem with statements like this is and always has been: you only get to say that if, when your home is broken into, or your car is broken into, or you get mugged, or knifed, or heaven forbid someone close to you actually gets murdered...do you call the cops? Do you call 911, emergency services, the Sheriff, or any other form of law enforcement?
 
2014-05-03 03:47:45 PM
I was talking to a kid who was a police explorer for the a nearby agency (I know his dad). he got to play the role of an innocent but frightened student in a school shooter drill the local agency was running (using airsoft).

He told me by the end of the drill he had lots of welts...
 
2014-05-03 03:57:10 PM

kroonermanblack: OnlyM3: A terrified population is a cowed population.

The terrorists are the ones in blue uniforms and little tin badges.

My problem with statements like this is and always has been: you only get to say that if, when your home is broken into, or your car is broken into, or you get mugged, or knifed, or heaven forbid someone close to you actually gets murdered...do you call the cops? Do you call 911, emergency services, the Sheriff, or any other form of law enforcement?


My brother was dating an especially far left, women's studies, spell women with a Y type of lady, self described anarchist..

I actually got a personal tour of the federal pen in atlanta, and know cops who work sex crimes and homicide...

Not to go all Nathan R Jessup on you, but you are glad for that cop out there working a beat, glad for that redneck with his rifle up in that guard tower. You are glad, even if you are too stupid to realize it.
 
2014-05-03 04:14:31 PM
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Cant wait to see the paintball anti-aircraft Phalanx gun.
 
2014-05-04 10:18:26 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Whatchoo Talkinbout: BSABSVR: God forbid they train on the layout of a new building, dipshiatmitter.

Fark term of affection?

One of many in frequent rotation

/n00b


/b00bies.
//your spelling
///needs work
 
2014-05-04 10:33:50 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Whatchoo Talkinbout: BSABSVR: God forbid they train on the layout of a new building, dipshiatmitter.

Fark term of affection?

One of many in frequent rotation

/n00b

/b00bies.
//your spelling
///needs work


Right. We'll move right along then

/You have a real nice day
 
2014-05-04 10:49:17 AM

kroonermanblack: OnlyM3: A terrified population is a cowed population.

The terrorists are the ones in blue uniforms and little tin badges.

My problem with statements like this is and always has been: you only get to say that if, when your home is broken into, or your car is broken into, or you get mugged, or knifed, or heaven forbid someone close to you actually gets murdered...do you call the cops? Do you call 911, emergency services, the Sheriff, or any other form of law enforcement?


Line all yer duckies up BEFORE you call the cops when you need help.
And the help you need may well be protection from being "Protected and Served".
 
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