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(Daily Mail)   A scarf that doubles as a flask? BRILLIANT   ( ) divider line 21
    More: Spiffy, Ariel Castro, Mother's Day, mothers day gift, old boys  
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7122 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2014 at 10:53 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-03 11:00:19 AM  
I'll take one in Fourth Doctor size, thanks.

Also, anybody's got a liver they don't use?
2014-05-03 11:13:52 AM  
Order placed. Thanks, Subby!
2014-05-03 11:16:32 AM  
Somewhere, Isadora Duncan is laughing and laughing.
2014-05-03 11:37:13 AM  
This is progress toward the finest in towel technology.
2014-05-03 11:39:14 AM  
I think your mom would just rather have you spend the money on more booze for a gift instead.
 I mean, you know your mom.
She's a drunken whore.
2014-05-03 11:39:34 AM
2014-05-03 11:39:55 AM  
They stole the concept from Debbie Weaver.
2014-05-03 11:41:43 AM

"You know I love you more when we're sh*tfaced."

2014-05-03 11:45:36 AM

"I know you love me more when we're sh*tfaced."


2014-05-03 11:55:33 AM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: I'll take one in Fourth Doctor size, thanks.

Also, anybody's got a liver they don't use?

Haha, came here to say essentially that.
2014-05-03 11:57:47 AM  
An opportunity for crafty DIY farkers!

To the sewing machine!
2014-05-03 12:13:23 PM  
And now scarves are manly
2014-05-03 12:35:41 PM  
No one has pulled out this one yet?!
2014-05-03 12:47:31 PM
2014-05-03 12:50:24 PM  
That would explain these  guys:
2014-05-03 12:58:43 PM  
FTA: The FlaskScarf was the brainchild of Utah-based Shawn Baxter...  His previous ingenious inventions include the FlaskTie - a tie that allows you to secretly take alcoholic sips at work

Someone who comes up with ways to secretly drink alcohol lives in Utah, what a shocker.
2014-05-03 01:01:20 PM  
Don't bother. I've already given your mother something to suck.
2014-05-03 01:12:22 PM  
Take ye flask.

/You can't take ye flask.
//It is a fashion-bearing flask.
///Get off my lawn.
2014-05-03 01:26:01 PM  
Heh. I remember universal mocking last time this greened.

/what a difference a month makes
2014-05-03 02:13:40 PM  
Just in time for summer!
2014-05-03 07:43:53 PM  
I'll stick to the regular Estus Flask, thanks.
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