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2014-05-03 09:34:34 AM
22 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-03 09:50:18 AM
21 votes:
mudesi: Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

I know the name that this movie will use...


img.fark.net
2014-05-03 07:47:04 AM
20 votes:
I'm sure those poor girls will be getting a taste of dad's purity balls soon after the dance is over with.
2014-05-03 12:12:38 PM
16 votes:

img.fark.net


"Why yes, I am Lord Tom Selleck Belvedere von Fawlty,


and this is my conscript, Dutchess Firestarter of Poltergeist."

2014-05-03 09:13:34 AM
13 votes:
The hell are you talking about? What could anyone find creepy about a ritual in which a daughter gives her virginity to her father?
2014-05-03 08:33:44 AM
12 votes:
By middle of their freshman years in college those chicks are going to be pulling so many trains they'll have job offers on the table from Union Pacific*

*Unless they go to Bob Jones
2014-05-03 12:11:34 PM
11 votes:
One way ticket, please.

i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 11:07:11 AM
11 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?


Helicopter parent.
2014-05-03 09:33:16 AM
11 votes:

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


Because the only person in their lives who should be nailed is Jesus!
2014-05-03 09:16:00 AM
11 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


They were carried by Jesus
2014-05-03 09:11:59 AM
11 votes:

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

Remember, honey. The Water Tower is always watching.

2014-05-03 12:03:49 PM
10 votes:
i60.tinypic.com
2014-05-03 09:47:00 AM
10 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com
2014-05-03 09:21:53 AM
10 votes:
Even if you move them into different scenes, it's still a bit creepy.

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 01:40:00 PM
9 votes:
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

I PEELED MY FACE OFF, COPIED IT, AND STITCHED ON THIS HITCHHIKER.
2014-05-03 09:31:43 AM
9 votes:
Some of those guys really needn't worry.
2014-05-03 09:06:46 AM
9 votes:
Look at all the joy.

- - -

Imagine living under his roof

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

Not only a hardcore Marine, a purity Marine to boot.

"You even think of kissing a boy and I'll bury you in this g-damn desert."
2014-05-03 09:22:19 AM
8 votes:
languageisavirus.com
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-05-03 09:18:06 AM
8 votes:
The perfect song for the first dance
doublebassblog.org
2014-05-03 09:09:25 AM
8 votes:
I like the one with the oil pump in the background.  nice metaphor.  they can't get away from it!
2014-05-03 11:29:44 AM
6 votes:
Ok it cant be that bad can it?
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

Guess i'll be drinking early today.
/its like he cloned himself to give himself something to fark while living out in the barren wasteland.
2014-05-03 10:38:22 AM
6 votes:
i595.photobucket.com

I'm really enjoying the not-so-subtle reference to getting drilled in the background.  How the fark did this guy pick this background out of all the choices he had?

"OK, for backgrounds, we have a beach scene, here's a garden, here's a farm..."

"Whoah, is that a drilling rig, repeatedly thrusting a giant shaft into the dirt?"

"Uh...yeah."

"Perfect.  Take the picture shutter-boy.  Eyes forward, sweetheart.  Daddy's gonna strike oil."
2014-05-03 10:11:35 AM
6 votes:
I just want to know where are the ceremonies where mothers take their sons penises and store them in a box on the mantle until they're passed onto the wife?
2014-05-03 10:04:34 AM
6 votes:

Crewmannumber6: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

I really don't want to be the to defend these people but, they're not the ones projecting sex into this situation. Farkers are weird


So, you're saying there's nothing inappropriate about pulling your daughter's ass into your groin by her hips while nuzzling into her hair?

You're right, maybe I'm just reading too much into it.
2014-05-03 09:23:49 AM
6 votes:
These guys are gettin' laid.
2014-05-03 09:06:20 AM
6 votes:
Watch for these girls in the upcoming "Bang Bros 47".
2014-05-03 12:42:52 PM
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 10:32:59 AM
5 votes:

Hobodeluxe: [rortybomb.files.wordpress.com image 500x276]


ecx.images-amazon.com
2014-05-03 10:29:07 AM
5 votes:

Crewmannumber6: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

I really don't want to be the to defend these people but, they're not the ones projecting sex into this situation. Farkers are weird


"Promise me you won't have sex until you're married."

"Why are you so obsessed with sex?"

"Quit making this about sex and swear on your virginity."
2014-05-03 10:19:39 AM
5 votes:

Rigby-Reardon: On the photographers site he says that the daughters have to choose this not the fathers.

Dad: honey at church they are going to be having a purity ball. I just wanted to let you know in case you did not want to burn eternally in a lake of fire for having intercourse before marriage.

Daughter: ok dad thank for telling me.

Dad: i just figured since you are still pure we might want to think about preserving your virginity. You are still a virgin right?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: So do you want to go to the ball remain a virgin, or burn eternally in a lake of fire since you are not a virgin anymore?


Daughter: Is the lake of fire rhyolitic or basaltic?

Dad: Um, maybe Andesite. Basalt is more for regicides and traitors.

Daughter: Come on, losing my virginity has got to be rate Dacite at worst, and even that is a stretch. I think I'll take my chances.

...


The moral of the story is, if your daughter studies geology, she is a slut.
2014-05-03 10:10:16 AM
5 votes:
So you're going to tell me Jesus approved of this kind of action, huh. I'm an atheist, but, I was raised Catholic and they failed to mention this part.  Maybe something he said during the Sermon on the Mount, "Go ahead and pork your daughters!  I recommend you start when they're 13, but hey, it's your call.  Anybody want some loaves and fishes?"

/I seemed to have read somewhere, that in ancient Roman culture, dad broke in the daughter and mom had broke in the son.  I only saw this mentioned in one place and I can't remember where, it was a long time ago.  Maybe the 70's.  Could have been a well respected journal like Penthouse Letters.  I was in an "altered state" for most of the 70's.
2014-05-03 09:20:53 AM
5 votes:

Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.


Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.
2014-05-03 10:10:23 PM
4 votes:
Late to the party, as usual, but I feel I need to leave this here:

scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-05-03 11:14:09 AM
4 votes:
Uhm, yeah, Sally? It's me. Look, my dad's making those funny faces at me again. I think he wants to ask me to go to the purity dance.


img.fark.net
2014-05-03 11:06:54 AM
4 votes:

oukewldave: He seems to be into holding her a little too much...


Dad, stop poking me.
2014-05-03 10:36:01 AM
4 votes:
...and for the father-daughter dance, the deejay put on "Sexual Healing".
2014-05-03 10:15:31 AM
4 votes:

steklo: mudesi: Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

I know the name that this movie will use...


[img.fark.net image 620x775]


"Lube me up, 'cause Daddy's coming in the backdoor!"
2014-05-03 10:08:31 AM
4 votes:
On the photographers site he says that the daughters have to choose this not the fathers.

Dad: honey at church they are going to be having a purity ball. I just wanted to let you know in case you did not want to burn eternally in a lake of fire for having intercourse before marriage.

Daughter: ok dad thank for telling me.

Dad: i just figured since you are still pure we might want to think about preserving your virginity. You are still a virgin right?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: So do you want to go to the ball remain a virgin, or burn eternally in a lake of fire since you are not a virgin anymore?

Daughter: I guess we can go to the ball.

Dad: Great I marked us down for two. What size wedding dress do you wear?
2014-05-03 09:32:16 AM
4 votes:
Not creepy at all. They look like glamour shots by Deb.
2014-05-03 09:25:24 AM
4 votes:
1 - Meh, wouldn't say overly creepy
2 - Well, at least he's not holding her waist
3 - Dear God, he's holding her around the waist...
4 - What the fark, let go of your daughters waists
5 - Whew, back to awkward poses
6 - Seriously, you could move them three feet to the right to avoid the water tower being in the background.
7 - Actually not a bad portrait.
8 - .... wha...
9 - That guy collects doll heads.
10 - They look like they are dating.
2014-05-03 09:05:21 AM
4 votes:
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com


What has been seen can not be unseen
2014-05-03 01:04:38 PM
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 11:35:06 AM
3 votes:
Looks like a casting call for another remake of Lolita.
2014-05-03 11:05:07 AM
3 votes:

Boojum2k: heidinoele: /I was always taught that my vagina belonged to me and no one had the right to touch it without my permission.

I hope the rest of your body was also included in that statement, otherwise there's some unfortunate implications there.


Well yeah. They weren't all "your vagina belongs to you, but your boobs are open season."
2014-05-03 10:47:51 AM
3 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: "Perfect.  Take the picture shutter-boy.  Eyes forward, sweetheart.  Daddy's gonna strike oil."


"Daddy's gonna get Purity Balls deep."
2014-05-03 10:38:04 AM
3 votes:

belhade: ...and for the father-daughter dance, the deejay put on "Sexual Healing".


Followed up by "One More Time", by David Allan Coe.
2014-05-03 10:35:47 AM
3 votes:
you know what really disturbed me about those pictures? the horrible color balance.
2014-05-03 10:33:30 AM
3 votes:

lazymojo: I like the one with the oil pump in the background.  nice metaphor.  they can't get away from it!


I thought the water tank implied Daddy's Little Girl was going to be a squirter.
2014-05-03 10:17:24 AM
3 votes:

Rigby-Reardon: Yeah I'm sure the photographer had completely no biased. The article before it is even, "Hey look how creepy this is."


i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 10:14:16 AM
3 votes:

MatrixOutsider: At least these guys had sex. Some of you virgins sure like to project your twisted fantasies about what sex is like.


www.afreshchapter.com


You need to start out slow, build the people's trust, get them to sympathize, not throw all your chips in right away

Poor troll attempt 4/10
2014-05-03 10:07:38 AM
3 votes:

steklo: [img.fark.net image 611x404][img.fark.net image 611x404][img.fark.net image 360x235][img.fark.net image 850x565][img.fark.net image 300x231]


FLMountainMan: Meh - no worse than your average wedding photos.


Only at ones where the bride is walking down the aisle to banjo music.
2014-05-03 10:06:09 AM
3 votes:

Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.

Subjecting your children to "Freedom Rock" at high volume is a form of abuse.....


Turn it up!
2014-05-03 10:06:00 AM
3 votes:

Tom_Slick: CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.


But it's no fair!  The bad girls get to use birth control and get away with everything!
2014-05-03 09:58:44 AM
3 votes:

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


Because at the same time someone was writing down what Jesus was saying, another guy was in the back ground putting the trap door on the coffin he was preparing for Jesus.. this was rather distracting as Jesus was attempting to talk over this guy and his hammering.. so goes the story, and I quote the original text of the bible entry here..

"and Jesus said to the people, Hey! quit farking around!..."

through poor translation, the correlation of sex and marriage was created.
2014-05-03 09:55:38 AM
3 votes:

sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.


Subjecting your children to "Freedom Rock" at high volume is a form of abuse.....
2014-05-03 09:25:19 AM
3 votes:
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
Has he explained to these girls what it is they are promising not to do when they take the purity pledge?  Yes or no, either way the results could be hilarious.
2014-05-03 09:17:18 AM
3 votes:
They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.
2014-05-03 09:10:29 AM
3 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


<insert your favorite Harlequin love scene language here>
2014-05-03 09:08:27 AM
3 votes:
Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

img.fark.net
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-03 08:25:14 AM
3 votes:
I wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
2014-05-03 06:21:15 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:39:53 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 02:21:33 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

"Pssst...Mommy is buried under that cross because she had urges."
2014-05-03 01:52:59 PM
2 votes:

Deep Contact: What, no purity balls for sons and mothers?


www.imperialteutonicorder.com


"IT'S COMPLICATED."

2014-05-03 01:40:34 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 01:20:52 PM
2 votes:

jaybeezey: Wow, lots of bigots in here today.


You've confused your butthurt with bigotry
2014-05-03 01:08:34 PM
2 votes:

steklo: Litterbox: steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]

What. The. fark.

All I did was a Bing image search for awkward father daughter. It was one of the first ones to pop up.

I still can't grasp what the fark is going on.


Pretty obvious.  His daughter has big tits and he has grabbed one (almost in a nipple pinching position) and is joking around about chopping her boob off.  I get it, LOL.

Would've been funnier family fun if she was spread eagle and he had one leg up over his shoulder and was doing that to her crotch, because, the whole "ax wound" euphemism and all. Would've made more sense.  Who chops off a boob.
2014-05-03 01:06:32 PM
2 votes:

Mouser: So, subby has an incest fetish.  And apparently so do most the rest of you.  Good to know.


If we had an incest fetish, we wouldn't be calling it creepy.  We'd be looking at those pictures and going...

Slackfumasta: [gomotors.net image 850x759]


Okay, so you've got one.
2014-05-03 12:49:00 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 12:29:05 PM
2 votes:

SonOfSpam: [i60.tinypic.com image 620x775]


I can't get over how much this one looks like Vladimir Putin copping a feel.
2014-05-03 12:23:38 PM
2 votes:
gomotors.net
2014-05-03 12:07:54 PM
2 votes:
steklo:
img.fark.net

If "he" thinks I'm signing a purity paper, he's got another thing coming...


No, that's the look of a man who just got UFIA'd, and the kid who set it up.
2014-05-03 12:06:07 PM
2 votes:

steklo: Following the dance swords are presented


This would have saved us from disco.
2014-05-03 11:52:48 AM
2 votes:
Purity Balls would be a great name for a porn star.
2014-05-03 11:47:22 AM
2 votes:
img.myconfinedspace.com

/this is why I come to Fark.
//well, except for the Jeffs photos
2014-05-03 11:44:13 AM
2 votes:
"OK, these pictures are to commemorate this joyous occasion; nobody smile!"
2014-05-03 11:35:47 AM
2 votes:
Re #3: You can barely see the girl's arms under her dad's. At first I thought she had folded her arms behind her back, taking the creepy meter to 11.
2014-05-03 11:16:27 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

If "he" thinks I'm signing a purity paper, he's got another thing coming...
2014-05-03 11:09:02 AM
2 votes:

ArgusRun: FTFA:  All the photos depict the girls and their fathers, who glow with pride at the thought that their little girl won't be despoiled until someone puts a ring on her finger.

No one there is glowing with pride.

Do you  know what glowing with pride looks like?  Every picture of my father and me, where he is smiling, and happy and we're glad to be there together.  This has all of the creepy tones that one would expect from something where you not only pledge your chastity, but you "give" it to your father for safekeeping until he hands off your hymen to your husband.  Because that's what's going on here.

The serious father pose only works with infants.  They look serious but loving at the absolutely helpless baby and contemplate their new responsibility.  Once they are old enough to talk, you should be happy, loving and joyful with your kids.  Not this.


Ya well I'm sure most of the fathers in these pictures have all the personality and social skills of a bag of wet hair.
2014-05-03 11:03:39 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 10:53:05 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 10:35:30 AM
2 votes:
They all seem to have purity mouths.
2014-05-03 10:31:16 AM
2 votes:
rortybomb.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-03 10:24:51 AM
2 votes:

Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.

Subjecting your children to "Freedom Rock" at high volume is a form of abuse.....


Hey, i was always told you should "turn it up man!"
2014-05-03 10:22:54 AM
2 votes:
Picture #5 looks like the daughter was caught losing her virginity and forced to go. He just told his daughter now lets not have that happen again.
2014-05-03 10:11:31 AM
2 votes:

goatan: Only at ones where the bride is walking down the aisle to banjo music.


Ask, and Google will provide.  Bonus points given because the guy is wearing an Appalachian State shirt.
2014-05-03 10:07:29 AM
2 votes:

catmandu: The photos are a bit creepy because they look too much like date photos, not father-daughter fun dance photos.


That was my impression, too. They should be smiling, I would think. Geez, your daughter's not gonna fark* before marriage? That ought to be something to be happy about.

*terms of agreement subject to change without notice.
2014-05-03 09:46:38 AM
2 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?


"For those times when you saw no footprints in the sand, Jesus was carrying you...and also riding on a biatchin' hoverboard."
2014-05-03 09:46:02 AM
2 votes:
Billy Ray Cyrus took little Miley to one of those purity balls.

'nuff said
2014-05-03 09:42:33 AM
2 votes:

mudesi: Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

(Every single one)


Even the Marine?
2014-05-03 09:41:43 AM
2 votes:

Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?


They started it by trying to deeply insert themselves into the lives of everyone.
2014-05-03 09:40:11 AM
2 votes:

mudesi: Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

(Every single one)


Nah.

Most of them will be Camwhores.
2014-05-03 09:38:30 AM
2 votes:
Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

(Every single one)
2014-05-03 09:31:40 AM
2 votes:
Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?
2014-05-03 09:25:40 AM
2 votes:
I just realized, I think part of the problem is that most of them appear to be from the wrong century. Apply a sepia filter and some weathering and tell me they're from 1890s Arizona and I'd probably think they were normal.
2014-05-03 09:17:24 AM
2 votes:

oukewldave: He seems to be into holding her a little too much...

[flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


Tom_Slick: I was going to go with Tim Curry as the Clown in "It" creepy, but yours is acceptable.


Allow me to illustrate :-)

i.imgflip.com
2014-05-03 09:16:21 AM
2 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


Two ways to go here, can't decide:

1) Jesus carried them, duh
2) "This is how Fremen walk the sand."
2014-05-03 09:12:42 AM
2 votes:
Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...
2014-05-03 09:10:45 AM
2 votes:

oukewldave: He seems to be into holding her a little too much...

[flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


She seems use to it.
2014-05-03 09:07:33 AM
2 votes:

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


It looks like he's trying to hide her pregnancy hump.
2014-05-03 09:05:51 AM
2 votes:
Daddy's little girl.........always.
2014-05-03 09:02:27 AM
2 votes:

edmo: colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use

I'd go with creepy.

And I wouldn't be surpassed if a single father is a pedo either.


I'm going with Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me creepy
2014-05-03 08:43:38 AM
2 votes:

colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use


I'd go with creepy.

And I wouldn't be surpassed if a single father is a pedo either.
2014-05-04 03:42:49 AM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

I really don't want to be the to defend these people but, they're not the ones projecting sex into this situation. Farkers are weird


Bullshiat.  Half of them are posed in such a way to destroy her hymen with one thrust.
2014-05-03 09:49:22 PM
1 votes:
i1076.photobucket.com

...leads to:

i1076.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 09:46:35 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: why do they all look so depressed?


Because they are getting laid.

soon.
2014-05-03 09:06:25 PM
1 votes:

jtown: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 600x600]


holy cow that's a real album.

http://www.discogs.com/Various-My-Pussy-Belongs-To-Daddy/release/108 19 94 (nsfw)
2014-05-03 08:52:52 PM
1 votes:
photograph me like one of your french girls...
2014-05-03 07:23:44 PM
1 votes:

Strix occidentalis: grey-asexual


us.123rf.com
2014-05-03 07:05:36 PM
1 votes:
Good job ALL. I have laughed my ass off. The wife thinks I'm not right in the head.
2014-05-03 05:12:33 PM
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2014-05-03 04:40:25 PM
1 votes:
Lot of Utah in those pictures
2014-05-03 03:18:21 PM
1 votes:

flondrix: SundaesChild: They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

"In Jesus' name we go to FIFTH BASE!"

/Had not heard the term "fifth base" before that video.


That was exactly the song that came to mind when I saw these pictures.
2014-05-03 03:05:14 PM
1 votes:
How many of those guys are sporting a chubby?
2014-05-03 02:58:21 PM
1 votes:

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


We're not talking about Muslims right now, that's where there's no anti-muslim crowd in here (other than you, apparently.)  We're talking about creepy christians.  Pull it together, man.
2014-05-03 02:49:15 PM
1 votes:
Don't forget purity rings - the dad gives it to the daughter and she wears it on her ring finger until the husband replaces it with the engagement ring.
2014-05-03 02:33:47 PM
1 votes:

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


You owe me a new keyboard..and monitor. Your inaccuracy, hyperbole, and paranoia are quite amusing.

/I used to live where they took those photos.
//or I might have known someone who lived there
///got nothin
////don't like your list
2014-05-03 02:21:09 PM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: I find it disturbing that Subby characterizes this as 'creepy'

Not this, Subby?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
[hiphophoney.com image 339x207]
[magneticmag.com image 615x410]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 484x326]


Two pictures of females fighting.

Disturbing mostly for the spectators taking time to take photos rather than step in and break it up.

Two pictures of scantily clad females.

Not disturbing at all.

Was there some point you were trying to make? My observation is that you've had trouble making salient points before, so how about you spell it out for us?

Take it slowly. Use small words. We don't want you to tax yourself with the big ones.
2014-05-03 02:04:24 PM
1 votes:

steklo: [img.fark.net image 800x549]


Well..there goes my last desperate shred of sanity.

Time to go summon Cthulhu.
2014-05-03 01:53:36 PM
1 votes:
It isn't just the sexual obsessions. When you hear these people talk about the serious parts of their lives, the overwhelming phoniness and sentimentality would melt the face off a statue.
2014-05-03 01:40:03 PM
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: All the comments implying some sort of sexual thing going on are what is creepy.


There's something about this comment and the person making the comment... can't quite put my finger on it. Huh.
2014-05-03 01:38:22 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 01:33:18 PM
1 votes:
You could face swap some of those and there wouldn't be much of a difference.
2014-05-03 01:24:48 PM
1 votes:

steklo: [img.fark.net image 590x276]


Where the fark are you finding these pictures?
2014-05-03 01:21:40 PM
1 votes:

grokca: qualtrough: What's with the washed out look to these images? Is that a new fad I missed?

You have to get out to more purity balls.


www.clubpenguininsiders.com

Those are EARNED.
2014-05-03 01:15:41 PM
1 votes:
Anyone know if Purity Pledges include anial?
2014-05-03 12:58:33 PM
1 votes:

steklo: [img.fark.net image 800x549]


She's got her father's gut.  He's got his wife's mustache.
2014-05-03 12:58:05 PM
1 votes:

Rozotorical: What has been seen can not be unseen


Is her left hand cupping his purity balls?
2014-05-03 12:55:59 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 12:55:33 PM
1 votes:
The secret Purity plan: Make the boys all notice she has daddy's eyebrows. It'll be like looking her dad deep in the eyes and farking him.

No thanks.
2014-05-03 12:54:34 PM
1 votes:

steklo: Litterbox: steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]

What. The. fark.

All I did was a Bing image search for awkward father daughter. It was one of the first ones to pop up.

I still can't grasp what the fark is going on.


He's implicitly threatening his daughter's date by cleaning a shotgun while she gets her hair done?
2014-05-03 12:51:06 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: Meh - no worse than your average wedding photos.


The average incestuous pedo-marriage?  Yeah, I agree.
2014-05-03 12:48:29 PM
1 votes:

pxlboy: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Most of my friends who were raised in non-religious households are the most well-adjusted and successful among my group.


Of course you're right.  In my case, I was raised somewhat religious.  I say somewhat because my upbringing was by "old-school" Catholics.  Go to church on Sunday and pretty much don't talk about it the rest of the week.  I mean if you're gonna be religious, this is the way to go.  A ritual performed on Sunday, done!  (of course the fact that I'm no longer religious and I declared my non-belief to my parents when I was 18 has nothing to do with it - they weren't terrifically happy but they accepted it)
2014-05-03 12:33:43 PM
1 votes:

edmo: SonOfSpam: [i60.tinypic.com image 620x775]

And THAT's the one that will live on the internet forever...

I showed the wife the pictures with no introduction or explanation. She was struggling to determine context and pronounced them "odd." I told her to ignore the exposure and explain why they were odd. She thought many were father daughters and some were couples but she noted that they all seemed so sad. Yet they were dressed up for a wedding.

Once I told here they were all father daughter combos she looked through them again and pronounced  several  "inappropriate."

So there's an unbiased view from a conservative but not particularly religious female.


Being married to you must be extravagantly fun.
2014-05-03 12:32:53 PM
1 votes:

steklo: The Pledge I, (DAUGHTER'S NAME)'S FATHER, CHOOSE BEFORE GOD TO COVER MY DAUGHTER AS HER AUTHORITY AND PROTECTION IN THE AREA OF PURITY. I WILL BE PURE
IN MY OWN LIFE AS A MAN, HUSBAND AND FATHER. I WILL BE A MAN OF INTEGRITY
AND ACCOUNTABLITY AS I LEAD, GUIDE AND PRAY OVER MY DAUGHTER AND MY
FAMILY AS THE HIGH PRIEST IN MY HOME. THIS COVERING WILL BE USED BY GOD TO
INFLUENCE GENERATIONS TO COME.


They love that "area of purity" keyword, but they never say where that area is, specifically. Based on my extensive studies of Barbie dolls, I'm guessing they're referring to the blank spot between the legs.

/High priest? fark you go die.
2014-05-03 12:29:11 PM
1 votes:
www.stormfashion.dk

"Helping guys get into girl's pants since, well, since vodka has been around"
2014-05-03 12:18:09 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.


Kids tend to strive to be different than their parents. My parents were kinda square, i was wild, and my oldest daughter is in the army, lol.
2014-05-03 12:16:54 PM
1 votes:

steklo: [img.fark.net image 611x404][img.fark.net image 611x404][img.fark.net image 360x235][img.fark.net image 850x565][img.fark.net image 300x231]


that's crazy!!!

age is no excuse, who the hell wears flip flops to a formal dance??
2014-05-03 12:14:50 PM
1 votes:

Warthog: One way ticket, please.

[i.imgur.com image 620x775]


And you know she is the only one wearing a black dress.

This would indicate that no matter what purity papers she signed, she's gonna give it up to her boyfriend the moment he tells her "I love you".
2014-05-03 12:07:51 PM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: I find it disturbing that Subby characterizes this as 'creepy'

Not this, Subby?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
[hiphophoney.com image 339x207]
[magneticmag.com image 615x410]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 484x326]


I'm finding it difficult to find a poignant dichotomy here.
2014-05-03 11:59:50 AM
1 votes:

Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?


Endless supply of material
2014-05-03 11:49:46 AM
1 votes:
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!
2014-05-03 11:47:30 AM
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]

[cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]


Trying to be funny, I posted this pic to one of my FB groups a long time ago and not a single person noticed the last part and all I got were confirmations that Jesus is great.
2014-05-03 11:37:34 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

I noticed you didn't sign your purity papers, miss. Oh, by the way, I can totally see your boobs.
2014-05-03 11:35:20 AM
1 votes:

heidinoele: "your vagina belongs to you, but your boobs are open season."


Sounds like something David Carradine would say in a bar fight.
2014-05-03 11:31:50 AM
1 votes:
Here's one GIS result about purity and boys:

"As we have been given the opportunity to share about the importance of the father daughter relationship through the Father Daughter Purity Ball, we have also been asked how we call our sons to the same standards. Every year we invite the sons to attend the Ball to watch the way their fathers treat young women, and have had many attend with their families because we believe this standard is also important for young men to live out in their lives. But some specific ways we have also chosen to call our sons into manhood has been through ceremony, wise mentors, and modeling manhood to them.


The Manhood Ceremony
We believe that manhood is passed from the masculine to the masculine, and because the defining line between childhood and manhood is often indistinguishable in our world, we wanted to show our sons a clear line they can cross to enter into manhood. We chose to mark their step into manhood at the age of twelve--the same age Jesus first questioned rabbis and discussed the Scriptures in His Father's house--with a celebration called  Brave Heart of a Warrior.The purpose of this celebration is to mark in time, to raise a monument, that testifies that our sons have crossed a threshold that separates boyhood from manhood."

http://www.generationsoflight.com/html/boys.html
2014-05-03 11:31:26 AM
1 votes:
The photos are missing red, white and blue flying eagles, superimposed bible verses and pro 2nd amendment imagery.

I can't take them seriosuly.
2014-05-03 11:26:54 AM
1 votes:
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
This one is almost an advertisement. The dress: Marry my daughter. Background: You get to drill.
2014-05-03 11:21:20 AM
1 votes:
Given the hilarious Baphomet statue I want to see the Church of Satan's response to purity balls.
2014-05-03 11:18:59 AM
1 votes:

steklo: Now, why wasn't this purity photo up on that web site?

[img.fark.net image 600x500]


That isn't too terrible, he did put on pants.
2014-05-03 11:18:21 AM
1 votes:
Stupidity + Fanaticism = Entertainment
2014-05-03 11:17:22 AM
1 votes:
Now, why wasn't this purity photo up on that web site?

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 11:10:23 AM
1 votes:
And what do they do with their teenage sons? Take them drinking and then go pick up hookers!
2014-05-03 11:09:01 AM
1 votes:
images.huffingtonpost.com
2014-05-03 11:07:56 AM
1 votes:

Rozotorical: What has been seen can not be unseen


His son looks pretty good in that dress.
2014-05-03 10:49:52 AM
1 votes:
stopitboner.jpg
2014-05-03 10:44:09 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


I'll "bag" on all the Muslims, that think this is the 13th century, and their daughters and wives are pieces of their property, like their farking camel, all you want.  I've got no farking respect for them, no matter how many times some idiot shouts, "But, what about Algebra!"
2014-05-03 10:39:28 AM
1 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: you know what really disturbed me about those pictures? the horrible color balance.


I think he was going for that bright, slightly desaturated look.  You know, white, pure, bright...  But it's so damn bright, some of their skin tones blend in to the sand behind them.
2014-05-03 10:29:11 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


Oh, get off the farking cross, ffs.
2014-05-03 10:25:20 AM
1 votes:
Well, either way you're screwed.  You can burn in the lake of fire or freeze to death and lack oxygen in the clouds.  Neither choice sounds good.
2014-05-03 10:24:00 AM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

I really don't want to be the to defend these people but, they're not the ones projecting sex into this situation. Farkers are weird


You think this Purity Ball concept has nothing to do with sex and you're calling Farkers weird?
2014-05-03 10:22:00 AM
1 votes:
Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.
2014-05-03 10:11:43 AM
1 votes:

catmandu: I love how these balls reinforce the idea of girls as Dad'd property until they become hubby's property and are the only ones required to remain "pure".


Like Islam? Of course. Same thing, different labels and rituals.
2014-05-03 10:07:28 AM
1 votes:

catmandu: I love how these balls reinforce the idea of girls as Dad'd property until they become hubby's property and are the only ones required to remain "pure". No Moms and sons?

The photos are a bit creepy because they look too much like date photos, not father-daughter fun dance photos.


I hate this crap. "Your poon belongs to me until I marry you off and transfer poon ownership rights to your husband." Ack.
2014-05-03 10:05:47 AM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

I really don't want to be the to defend these people but, they're not the ones projecting sex into this situation. Farkers are weird


You're right in that one cannot project sex into a situation that is already explicitly about sex.
2014-05-03 10:05:23 AM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

I really don't want to be the to defend these people but, they're not the ones projecting sex into this situation. Farkers are weird


Are you retarded? Do you understand what these ceremonies are about?
2014-05-03 10:04:31 AM
1 votes:

henryhill: FLMountainMan: Meh - no worse than your average wedding photos.

People smile in wedding photos.


Not all.  Some go for the sexy, sensual look.

204.8.121.145 
One of my favorites from Moshe Zusman.
2014-05-03 09:58:36 AM
1 votes:

MatrixOutsider: At least these guys had sex. Some of you virgins sure like to project your twisted fantasies about what sex is like.


Bags of sand?
2014-05-03 09:57:27 AM
1 votes:
At least these guys had sex. Some of you virgins sure like to project your twisted fantasies about what sex is like.
2014-05-03 09:53:18 AM
1 votes:
2014-05-03 09:51:38 AM
1 votes:
The photographer's exposure level is intentional....

/ That works on so many levels
2014-05-03 09:51:13 AM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.


Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.
2014-05-03 09:45:11 AM
1 votes:

SundaesChild: They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

"In Jesus' name we go to FIFTH BASE!"

/Had not heard the term "fifth base" before that video.
2014-05-03 09:42:26 AM
1 votes:

Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?


Maybe because religious people are so obsessed with sex?
2014-05-03 09:40:46 AM
1 votes:

colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use


Oh I could say I need you but then you'd realize
That I want you just like a thousand other guys
Who'd say they loved you With all the rest of their lies
When all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands
And gaze into your eyes

Creepy is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside

 Creepy is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Mold you into someone who could
Cherish me as much as I cherish you
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-03 09:39:33 AM
1 votes:

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


You've got it backwards.  Religion is like a  tarp that can cover up any socially unacceptable activity and make it look OK.
2014-05-03 09:35:14 AM
1 votes:

Duane Dibbley: Rigby-Reardon: Yeah I'm sure the photographer had completely no biased. The article before it is even, "Hey look how creepy this is."

The photographer didn't write the article.


I did know that when I posted. However his statement and the statements he make on the page his name links to makes me believe he believes this is a beautiful ritual.

Which makes me believe he doesn't know how to pose people for photos.
2014-05-03 09:35:07 AM
1 votes:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
2014-05-03 09:34:00 AM
1 votes:

sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?


the hippie's daughter already had tats and two kids and did not go to college because she dropped out of high school and was following a local band on their limited North American tour.  at least she didn't end up with any possession charges, yet.
2014-05-03 09:30:25 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.net
2014-05-03 09:30:10 AM
1 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


Jesus carried them.
2014-05-03 09:28:12 AM
1 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


That's what Marines do!
2014-05-03 09:25:51 AM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.


Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?
2014-05-03 09:24:32 AM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]

Photo editing software.  A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in.  So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.


Or the wind just blew and they have not been moving around a lot.
2014-05-03 09:21:22 AM
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: NobleHam:

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

I agree. Considering she appears to be a pale, soulless ginger, and her father is as white as a sheet of paper; the photographer probably should take lessons instead of applying a generic Adobe filter to all his works,


I can see her on stage at some fetish event, wearing leather and a strap on. Really.
2014-05-03 09:19:46 AM
1 votes:

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?


Jesus carried them?

I don't know why you people are freaked out. Every single one of them met my expectations of a purity ball photo.
2014-05-03 09:19:38 AM
1 votes:

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


Is that . . . is that Fred Dryer and his daughter?
2014-05-03 09:18:18 AM
1 votes:
NobleHam:

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

I agree. Considering she appears to be a pale, soulless ginger, and her father is as white as a sheet of paper; the photographer probably should take lessons instead of applying a generic Adobe filter to all his works,
2014-05-03 09:18:11 AM
1 votes:

NobleHam: Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.


Yeah it is creeping me out too. The fact that they have the exact same face, with the surreal incest laden vibe, and that sweeping majestic, oh so empty background. This one is going to stick with me for a while

::Shudder::
2014-05-03 09:17:20 AM
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.


The facial expressions on some of these people.... wth are they thinking?
At least one of these girls is a latent lesbian so I guess Daddy won't have to worry too much about boys.
2014-05-03 09:12:20 AM
1 votes:
Meh - no worse than your average wedding photos.
2014-05-03 09:10:49 AM
1 votes:

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.
2014-05-03 09:10:17 AM
1 votes:
Yeah I'm sure the photographer had completely no biased. The article before it is even, "Hey look how creepy this is."

Don't agree with the religious ceremony. But if that 1st picture were taken at the daughters wedding it would look sweet. With the context of the ritual right there it makes them look sick.
2014-05-03 09:09:30 AM
1 votes:

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Look at all the joy.

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Imagine living under his roof

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Not only a hardcore Marine, a purity Marine to boot.

"You even think of kissing a boy and I'll bury you in this g-damn desert."


The second she turns 18 she'll leave home and never speak to him again.
2014-05-03 09:06:37 AM
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Is it just me, or do half of those girls look like they're already pregnant?
2014-05-03 09:02:13 AM
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Maybe if they tried smiling and stopped using prom poses...just saying
2014-05-03 07:56:22 AM
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