MikeBoomshadow: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?Helicopter parent.
Phineas: It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.
It's simultaneously mortifying and criminal how conservatives look to Islamic terrorists for tactical guidance and moral leadership.
flondrix: SundaesChild: They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY"In Jesus' name we go to FIFTH BASE!"/Had not heard the term "fifth base" before that video.
s2s2s2: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]There is just a little too much "longing" on those faces.
steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]
Circusdog320: [img.photobucket.com image 800x359]Pyramid Peak in Washington. Highest spot you can hike to with a trail (8200 feet). My Dad was a lookout here in 1944. My brother, daughter and I hiked here in 2010 to honor his memory.I just thought this thread needed a non creepy photo!
strife: I never saw or heard of these things happening during my time as a Christian (I saw a bunch of other warped shiat though). I think sex-ed classes and/or a heart-to-heart talk would probably be more emotionally and intellectually honest.
unchellmatt: Ye gods... I've rarely seen more creepy pictures, and that's saying something. I don't think even /b/ could come up with more farked up shiat.Now I mean, I love my daughter. She's got nearly as much of an invective filled vocabulary as I do, and her big dream in life is to be the person who discovers what dark matter and dark energy really are (and frankly, considering her determination and skill at math / physics at the young age of 14, I have little doubt she may just do it). But I'd be fooling myself if I thought my making her sign some silly piece of paper would keep her from bedding some boy when she decides it's time. Sure, I educate her, sure we've had very frank discussions, and no I don't exactly make it all that easy for her to get a chance to do anything at this age. But when she finally does, I'd like to think she'll do it safely, without guilt or fear, or this barbaric, medieval concept that it makes her "dirty" or "impure".
SonOfSpam: Teenage wastelandIt's only teenage wastelandTeenage wastelandTeenage wastelandThey're all wasted!
santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people. Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis. There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.
Rozotorical: Shadowknight: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?[img.fark.net image 620x775]Photo editing software. A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in. So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.Or the wind just blew and they have not been moving around a lot.
stonelotus: santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people. Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis. There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:1. Sex2. Drugs3. Music4. Religion
zerkalo: Lot of Utah in those pictures
Alicious: I don't understand why none of those fathers look proud of their daughters.
thamike: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]I PEELED MY FACE OFF, COPIED IT, AND STITCHED ON THIS HITCHHIKER.Dude looks suspiciously like Doug Jones with a receeding hair line.
Strix occidentalis: grey-asexual
Agent Smiths Laugh: /I used to live where they took those photos.
Witness99: steklo: Litterbox: steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]What. The. fark.All I did was a Bing image search for awkward father daughter. It was one of the first ones to pop up.I still can't grasp what the fark is going on.Pretty obvious. His daughter has big tits and he has grabbed one (almost in a nipple pinching position) and is joking around about chopping her boob off. I get it, LOL.Would've been funnier family fun if she was spread eagle and he had one leg up over his shoulder and was doing that to her crotch, because, the whole "ax wound" euphemism and all. Would've made more sense. Who chops off a boob.
"Rick Perry told me Jodie Foster would show me how to...Dang!
F*ck it, where we all going tonight, Princess?"
aiiee: what's creepy is all you childless fascists. creepy.
stonelotus: I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.
JSTACAT: Unenlightened people are awkward... due to lack of life experience, and lack of insight.Farkers [most] are quite painfully awkward, its like they don't have the foggiest how this family stuff works.Maybe they do live in basements... i always thought that was a joke, or meme...but now, i see the naked truth.Those portraits are awkward because of the formality & ritual laid onto what should be Instinct.If family life is to be successful, and "breeding" is a big part of that; then it is up to the commander in chief of the Family to ensure intelligent matching.Raising kids is very serious!Failing to raise good kids is a disaster for society.If humans want to be the arbiters of natural [genetic] selection, then there is a lot of work ahead.Maybe you can understand it like this;Hugging one's daughter is like licking your kittens...not personal at all, its actually a chore.Aaand, after years of marriage,the licking is always a chore.
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FirstNationalBastard: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?Because the only person in their lives who should be nailed is Jesus!
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steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]
queen biatch of the universe: I know a guy who took both of his daughters to a purity ball despite not being really religious (he's a wedding and funeral go to church type of Christian). With him I feel it's less pedro-bear activity and more trying to dodge "what comes around goes around". In his youth he was a giant d-bag who treated sex like a numbers game (I'm assuming that is not unique among teenage boys, not sure, I was homeschooled) according to his wife. He proudly ruined a lot of girls reputations and broke their heart is the meanest way possible. His best friend at the time was also a serial date rapist but like everyone else he didn't think the captain of the football team who got the team to state could do anything wrong. At the time he saw those girls as sluts and cock-teases who had it coming. He got older, knocked off the d-bag attitude, got married and had two daughters. Now all of sudden what he did to other father's daughters he doesn't want to happen to his. Not to mention he is very fearful that they could end up with a guy like his best friend and get raped on date. He knows better than anyone else how low some boys will sink to get their dick wet. He sent a lot of girls crying home to their dads, he doesn't want his daughters coming home crying one day to him. I'm going to go out with the theory that for some of these guys it might be the same. It's all fun and games to treat girls like notches in your bedpost until you get older and figure out that your daughters are now prime targets. That's why this guy won't even let his daughters date or be friends with boys, college should be interesting for them. It might work out for them, I never was allowed to date and my marriage was pre-arranged by father. After I got out of my marriage and my parent's crazy religion I was able to figure things out. It's not completely hopeless for them I hope.
Kittypie070: why do they all look so depressed?
dopekitty74: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...They are and on many levels.Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.Kids tend to strive to be different than their parents. My parents were kinda square, i was wild, and my oldest daughter is in the army, lol.
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