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2014-05-03 03:01:42 PM  
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INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST.
That's what most of these pictures scream.
 
2014-05-03 03:05:14 PM  
How many of those guys are sporting a chubby?
 
2014-05-03 03:11:00 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

Helicopter parent.


Well played. +1
 
2014-05-03 03:12:18 PM  
mr0x

INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST.
That's what most of these pictures scream.


/That is a good example of Kitten Licking....
The expression on his face is that of someone doing a chore...
And the expression on her face is that of a kitten being held down for a morning lick session.
 
2014-05-03 03:15:21 PM  

Phineas: It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

It's simultaneously mortifying and criminal how conservatives look to Islamic terrorists for tactical guidance and moral leadership.


i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-03 03:18:21 PM  

flondrix: SundaesChild: They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

"In Jesus' name we go to FIFTH BASE!"

/Had not heard the term "fifth base" before that video.


That was exactly the song that came to mind when I saw these pictures.
 
2014-05-03 03:50:52 PM  

s2s2s2: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]
There is just a little too much "longing" on those faces.


They probably suppose to be praying:
                      Him: "Jesus, forgive me for my stiffo."  For it is written, "Let he, who has not known a woody, cast the first Viagra."
                      Her: "Oh Jesus, I know I have to start somewhere, just let me get a convertible out of this."
 
2014-05-03 04:00:57 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]


I want to know where you are getting these and at the same time I don't.
 
2014-05-03 04:01:07 PM  

Circusdog320: [img.photobucket.com image 800x359]

Pyramid Peak in Washington. Highest spot you can hike to with a trail (8200 feet). My Dad was a lookout here in 1944. My brother, daughter and I hiked here in 2010 to honor his memory.

I just thought this thread needed a non creepy photo!


Not creepy except for the ghost in the background. But ever so proud of you and your daughter.
 
2014-05-03 04:03:47 PM  

strife: I never saw or heard of these things happening during my time as a Christian (I saw a bunch of other warped shiat though). I think sex-ed classes and/or a heart-to-heart talk would probably be more emotionally and intellectually honest.


Emotional and intellectual honesty aren't things religion does very well.
 
2014-05-03 04:09:53 PM  

unchellmatt: Ye gods... I've rarely seen more creepy pictures, and that's saying something. I don't think even /b/ could come up with more farked up shiat.

Now I mean, I love my daughter. She's got nearly as much of an invective filled vocabulary as I do, and her big dream in life is to be the person who discovers what dark matter and dark energy really are (and frankly, considering her determination and skill at math / physics at the young age of 14, I have little doubt she may just do it). But I'd be fooling myself if I thought my making her sign some silly piece of paper would keep her from bedding some boy when she decides it's time. Sure, I educate her, sure we've had very frank discussions, and no I don't exactly make it all that easy for her to get a chance to do anything at this age. But when she finally does, I'd like to think she'll do it safely, without guilt or fear, or this barbaric, medieval concept that it makes her "dirty" or "impure".


Let me just say your daughter sounds wonderful.
I love her ambition. I hope she succeeds. For Science!

Congrats on doing a good job.
I have a little math lady, too, she's 13. She's smart as a whip and tough as nails. I hear ya on the invectives- I'm terrible- I guess if one is going to be a bad example, you could do much worse!
My parents told me nothing about sex- I was determined to be the opposite, so we've had frank discussions as well.
I just want her to be informed.
 
2014-05-03 04:15:51 PM  
So where are the purity balls for the boys?  I mean, shouldn't they give their chastity to Mom?
 
2014-05-03 04:16:27 PM  

SonOfSpam: Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!


I lold much. Excellent.
 
2014-05-03 04:22:43 PM  

santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?

I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people.  Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis.  There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.
I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.


I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"
There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Music
4. Religion
 
2014-05-03 04:32:33 PM  
damn they all have "ive got touched in a bad way" facial expressions. Shouldn't balls be fun? Yet no one is smiling.
 
2014-05-03 04:37:46 PM  

Rozotorical: Shadowknight: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]

Photo editing software.  A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in.  So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.

Or the wind just blew and they have not been moving around a lot.


Or it's a set because you can clearly see where the back drop meets the floor covering.

/probably very late with this
 
2014-05-03 04:39:53 PM  
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2014-05-03 04:40:25 PM  
Lot of Utah in those pictures
 
2014-05-03 04:49:37 PM  

stonelotus: santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?

I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people.  Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis.  There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.
I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.

I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"
There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Music
4. Religion




I don't understand the concept of only kissing the husband at the wedding. When did kissing become something bad?
 
2014-05-03 04:56:43 PM  

stonelotus: santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?

I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people.  Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis.  There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.
I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.

I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"
There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Music
4. Religion


That Top4 actually makes a lot of sense.  If it's fun, it's a sin.  Assholes...

/Assuming there is a God, God dwells where love and happiness rule.  Otherwise there is no point.
 
2014-05-03 04:58:33 PM  

zerkalo: Lot of Utah in those pictures


You may be right, based on those mountains.  They're too young, though.
 
2014-05-03 04:58:34 PM  
#3 and #5 rank right up there as some of the creepiest photos I've ever seen. Especially #3, what the fark. That picture screams "She's bearing his child."
 
2014-05-03 05:12:33 PM  
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2014-05-03 05:43:56 PM  
I don't understand why none of those fathers look proud of their daughters. I mean, since their daughters signed the pledge and all, shouldn't their fathers be proud that their daughters are attempting to taking their values seriously?

#6 doesn't look so bad. It looks like he is comforting his daughter and that she is his baby that is growing up.

#7 looks like a photo taken on Easter Sunday. It isn't bad but the girls look kind of grumpy because the material on the dresses look scratchy.

Even though I think the idea of purity balls is silly, it seems to me like it should be considered more of a joyous celebration.
 
2014-05-03 05:55:22 PM  

Alicious: I don't understand why none of those fathers look proud of their daughters.


No reason to be proud until their brand-new sons-in-law show them the blood on the sheets.
 
2014-05-03 06:21:15 PM  
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2014-05-03 07:05:36 PM  
Good job ALL. I have laughed my ass off. The wife thinks I'm not right in the head.
 
2014-05-03 07:09:51 PM  

thamike: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]

I PEELED MY FACE OFF, COPIED IT, AND STITCHED ON THIS HITCHHIKER.

Dude looks suspiciously like Doug Jones with a receeding hair line.

 
2014-05-03 07:23:44 PM  

Strix occidentalis: grey-asexual


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2014-05-03 07:41:27 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: /I used to live where they took those photos.


Where is that?  The front range of Colorado has vertical red rocks, but I don't think you can see the snow capped mountains behind them--intermediate foothills block the view.
 
2014-05-03 07:43:03 PM  

Witness99: steklo: Litterbox: steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]

What. The. fark.

All I did was a Bing image search for awkward father daughter. It was one of the first ones to pop up.

I still can't grasp what the fark is going on.

Pretty obvious.  His daughter has big tits and he has grabbed one (almost in a nipple pinching position) and is joking around about chopping her boob off.  I get it, LOL.

Would've been funnier family fun if she was spread eagle and he had one leg up over his shoulder and was doing that to her crotch, because, the whole "ax wound" euphemism and all. Would've made more sense.  Who chops off a boob.


Amazonian princesses?
 
2014-05-03 07:45:20 PM  
steklo:


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"Rick Perry told me Jodie Foster would show me how to...Dang!


F*ck it, where we all going tonight, Princess?"

 
2014-05-03 07:48:07 PM  
what's creepy is all you childless fascists.  creepy.
 
2014-05-03 07:50:20 PM  

aiiee: what's creepy is all you childless fascists.  creepy.


Glug glug glug
 
2014-05-03 07:51:04 PM  

stonelotus: I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


No, you just see it in the real world everyday.  Which is why, when atheists bother to stand up for themselves, people like you say we are "obsessed with religious people."
 
2014-05-03 08:09:43 PM  
I agree that parents (if both are still available for the child or children) have what could be stressful, easy, and everything in-between job of not only explaining the basics of maturing and becoming sexually active.  I don't think this is a very smart way to go...

I guess, if you, as a parent, want to basically have a pact/contract with your child about this matter, I guess it's probably not the worst thing to be connected with other families doing the same thing - as it can provide advice, discussion, support, an outlet, etc. for both the adults, and the children (or teens in these pictures).

My gypsy parents let me watch TV with them growing up, and I have a very young memory (7? 8?) of watching some silly, animated take on sperm fertilizing an egg (HBO's late night animation block, I think)  - which my parents were lol'ing at, and, hell, it was animated, so I tried to follow along, none too successfully.  My immediate inquiries led to the rather scientific, and unabashed "sex-talk"..... and I was 7 or 8.  It worked well enough, and of course, many other factors ended up shaping my views as I grew up.  We were Lutherans then and I did the Church/Sunday school thing until I was 11 (I then started studying world religions for years and landed on Taoism @ 17-today).  It sure wasn't graceful, but it all worked out!

In summary, if your parents participate in your life, but don't have a totalitarian or dictator-like, and presented, need to control your life, things generally should turn out okay.   So, I can't tell if this is a moment of dedicated participation?  Or a real, rather unhealthy, bid for control?
 
2014-05-03 08:46:11 PM  

JSTACAT: Unenlightened people are awkward... due to lack of life experience, and lack of insight.

Farkers [most] are quite painfully awkward, its like they don't have the foggiest how this family stuff works.
Maybe they do live in basements... i always thought that was a joke, or meme...but now, i see the naked truth.

Those portraits are awkward because of the formality & ritual laid onto what should be Instinct.
If family life is to be successful, and "breeding" is a big part of that; then it is up to the commander in chief of the Family to ensure intelligent matching.

Raising kids is very serious!
Failing to raise good kids is a disaster for society.
If humans want to be the arbiters of natural [genetic] selection, then there is a lot of work ahead.

Maybe you can understand it like this;
Hugging one's daughter is like licking your kittens...
not personal at all, its actually a chore.

Aaand, after years of marriage,
the licking is always a chore
.


Sounds like the yenta did a terrible job.  It's supposed to be a joy as long as you can keep fit.

/I won't even get into how to decide who's the chief of the family?
//The oldest living member?
///or the oldest living male member?
 
2014-05-03 08:52:52 PM  
photograph me like one of your french girls...
 
2014-05-03 08:52:54 PM  
These purity people are religious nuts.  But I repeat myself.
 
2014-05-03 08:54:13 PM  

FriarReb98: [i384.photobucket.com image 450x675]


to make a chris hanson reference or not: that is the question
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous cliche
or to take arms and think of something witty
 
2014-05-03 09:02:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Because the only person in their lives who should be nailed is Jesus!


fear
 
2014-05-03 09:06:25 PM  

jtown: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 600x600]


holy cow that's a real album.

http://www.discogs.com/Various-My-Pussy-Belongs-To-Daddy/release/108 19 94 (nsfw)
 
2014-05-03 09:11:16 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]


lotta inbreeding in that picture
 
2014-05-03 09:22:53 PM  

queen biatch of the universe: I know a guy who took both of his daughters to a purity ball despite not being really religious (he's a wedding and funeral go to church type of Christian).  With him I feel it's less pedro-bear activity and more trying to dodge "what comes around goes around".  In his youth he was a giant d-bag who treated sex like a numbers game (I'm assuming that is not unique among teenage boys, not sure, I was homeschooled) according to his wife.  He proudly ruined a lot of girls reputations and broke their heart is the meanest way possible.  His best friend at the time was also a serial date rapist but like everyone else he didn't think the captain of the football team who got the team to state could do anything wrong.  At the time he saw those girls as sluts and cock-teases who had it coming.  He got older, knocked off the d-bag attitude, got married and had two daughters.  Now all of sudden what he did to other father's daughters he doesn't want to happen to his.  Not to mention he is very fearful that they could end up with a guy like his best friend and get raped on date.   He knows better than anyone else how low some boys will sink to get their dick wet.  He sent a lot of girls crying home to their dads, he doesn't want his daughters coming home crying one day to him.  I'm going to go out with the theory that for some of these guys it might be the same.  It's all fun and games to treat girls like notches in your bedpost until you get older and figure out that your daughters are now prime targets.  That's why this guy won't even let his daughters date or be friends with boys, college should be interesting for them.  It might work out for them, I never was allowed to date and my marriage was pre-arranged by father.  After I got out of my marriage and my parent's crazy religion I was able to figure things out.  It's not completely hopeless for them I hope.


Sounds like you must have some crazy stories.

Congrats on getting out of that.
 
2014-05-03 09:37:21 PM  
why do they all look so depressed?
 
2014-05-03 09:46:35 PM  

Kittypie070: why do they all look so depressed?


Because they are getting laid.

soon.
 
2014-05-03 09:49:22 PM  
i1076.photobucket.com

...leads to:

i1076.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-03 09:50:31 PM  
This "photographer" needs to learn what a properly-exposed photo looks like.
 
2014-05-03 09:52:47 PM  
don't any of you delicate fundys get butthurt, I'm only having a litle fun

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-03 10:07:35 PM  

dopekitty74: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Kids tend to strive to be different than their parents. My parents were kinda square, i was wild, and my oldest daughter is in the army, lol.


My mom is a polyamorous hippie lesbian.

I think she helped scare me into keeping my virginity until after high school by constantly encouraging me to go out and get laid. When i was 14.
 
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