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2014-05-03 02:21:33 PM  
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"Pssst...Mommy is buried under that cross because she had urges."
 
2014-05-03 02:33:47 PM  

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


You owe me a new keyboard..and monitor. Your inaccuracy, hyperbole, and paranoia are quite amusing.

/I used to live where they took those photos.
//or I might have known someone who lived there
///got nothin
////don't like your list
 
2014-05-03 02:35:26 PM  
I never saw or heard of these things happening during my time as a Christian (I saw a bunch of other warped shiat though). I think sex-ed classes and/or a heart-to-heart talk would probably be more emotionally and intellectually honest.
 
2014-05-03 02:37:42 PM  
Unenlightened people are awkward... due to lack of life experience, and lack of insight.

Farkers [most] are quite painfully awkward, its like they don't have the foggiest how this family stuff works.
Maybe they do live in basements... i always thought that was a joke, or meme...but now, i see the naked truth.

Those portraits are awkward because of the formality & ritual laid onto what should be Instinct.
If family life is to be successful, and "breeding" is a big part of that; then it is up to the commander in chief of the Family to ensure intelligent matching.

Raising kids is very serious!
Failing to raise good kids is a disaster for society.
If humans want to be the arbiters of natural [genetic] selection, then there is a lot of work ahead.

Maybe you can understand it like this;
Hugging one's daughter is like licking your kittens...
not personal at all, its actually a chore.

Aaand, after years of marriage,
the licking is always a chore.
 
2014-05-03 02:41:30 PM  

Son of Thunder: corronchilejano: I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)

Me either. We've had enough "bad family photos" threads around here that these ones barely rate a flicker on my creepometer.

It's what perception researchers call top-down processing. Perception is influenced by prior expectations, attitudes, and situational cues. So we start off with the "scary" tag and subby's "creepy" headline, follow it up with TFA's "creepy" headline, and TFA itself loading the reader up with the message that we will now look at creepy Christians looking creepy while at this creepy Christian thing because they're creepy, it's not surprising that a collection of blandly-awkward father-daughter pictures make some farkers say "wow, that's creepy".

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.


The only piece of information you need to find these photos creepy is that they're father-daughter. Even without that context, these photos were taken in a style usually used for prom and wedding couples. The age difference would therefore tend to creep most people out because the style suggests they're sexually involved. You know. Because they look like prom and wedding couples.

Knowing that this is a Christian "purity ball" fixating on the high sexual trade value of a young girl's virginity acts only as a multiplier of the creepiness which inheres in these photos. These are creepy photographs of creepy fundamentalist men doing creepy fundamentalist things with their pasty fundamentalist daughters.
 
2014-05-03 02:49:15 PM  
Don't forget purity rings - the dad gives it to the daughter and she wears it on her ring finger until the husband replaces it with the engagement ring.
 
2014-05-03 02:58:19 PM  

Circusdog320: I just thought this thread needed a non creepy photo!


TwowheelinTim: How 'bout some more non-creepy father-daughter photos...


Normal. These are NORMAL... I can tell having seen a lot of normal photos in my time.

What is with the post processing of purity photos? Contrast is impure? And why is no one smiling? Seems like everyone should be having a good time.

Right?

(Yes, I know its fake)
images.socialnewsdaily.com
 
2014-05-03 02:58:21 PM  

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


We're not talking about Muslims right now, that's where there's no anti-muslim crowd in here (other than you, apparently.)  We're talking about creepy christians.  Pull it together, man.
 
2014-05-03 02:58:24 PM  
Daddy daughter dances are cute...when your daughter is five...and you aren't talking about her sex life.

// Raise your daughters to make smart choices on their own, and you won't need a damned contract to guilt them into submission.
 
2014-05-03 03:01:42 PM  
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INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST.
That's what most of these pictures scream.
 
2014-05-03 03:05:14 PM  
How many of those guys are sporting a chubby?
 
2014-05-03 03:11:00 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

Helicopter parent.


Well played. +1
 
2014-05-03 03:12:18 PM  
mr0x

INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST, INCEST.
That's what most of these pictures scream.


/That is a good example of Kitten Licking....
The expression on his face is that of someone doing a chore...
And the expression on her face is that of a kitten being held down for a morning lick session.
 
2014-05-03 03:15:21 PM  

Phineas: It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

It's simultaneously mortifying and criminal how conservatives look to Islamic terrorists for tactical guidance and moral leadership.


i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-03 03:18:21 PM  

flondrix: SundaesChild: They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

"In Jesus' name we go to FIFTH BASE!"

/Had not heard the term "fifth base" before that video.


That was exactly the song that came to mind when I saw these pictures.
 
2014-05-03 03:46:51 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY


I just watched that, wow.  Spot on.

Ok, time for Mexican food.  I don't want to think about Christian purity BS anymore.  I should buy stock in Depends.
 
2014-05-03 03:50:52 PM  

s2s2s2: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]
There is just a little too much "longing" on those faces.


They probably suppose to be praying:
                      Him: "Jesus, forgive me for my stiffo."  For it is written, "Let he, who has not known a woody, cast the first Viagra."
                      Her: "Oh Jesus, I know I have to start somewhere, just let me get a convertible out of this."
 
2014-05-03 04:00:57 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]


I want to know where you are getting these and at the same time I don't.
 
2014-05-03 04:01:07 PM  

Circusdog320: [img.photobucket.com image 800x359]

Pyramid Peak in Washington. Highest spot you can hike to with a trail (8200 feet). My Dad was a lookout here in 1944. My brother, daughter and I hiked here in 2010 to honor his memory.

I just thought this thread needed a non creepy photo!


Not creepy except for the ghost in the background. But ever so proud of you and your daughter.
 
2014-05-03 04:03:47 PM  

strife: I never saw or heard of these things happening during my time as a Christian (I saw a bunch of other warped shiat though). I think sex-ed classes and/or a heart-to-heart talk would probably be more emotionally and intellectually honest.


Emotional and intellectual honesty aren't things religion does very well.
 
2014-05-03 04:09:53 PM  

unchellmatt: Ye gods... I've rarely seen more creepy pictures, and that's saying something. I don't think even /b/ could come up with more farked up shiat.

Now I mean, I love my daughter. She's got nearly as much of an invective filled vocabulary as I do, and her big dream in life is to be the person who discovers what dark matter and dark energy really are (and frankly, considering her determination and skill at math / physics at the young age of 14, I have little doubt she may just do it). But I'd be fooling myself if I thought my making her sign some silly piece of paper would keep her from bedding some boy when she decides it's time. Sure, I educate her, sure we've had very frank discussions, and no I don't exactly make it all that easy for her to get a chance to do anything at this age. But when she finally does, I'd like to think she'll do it safely, without guilt or fear, or this barbaric, medieval concept that it makes her "dirty" or "impure".


Let me just say your daughter sounds wonderful.
I love her ambition. I hope she succeeds. For Science!

Congrats on doing a good job.
I have a little math lady, too, she's 13. She's smart as a whip and tough as nails. I hear ya on the invectives- I'm terrible- I guess if one is going to be a bad example, you could do much worse!
My parents told me nothing about sex- I was determined to be the opposite, so we've had frank discussions as well.
I just want her to be informed.
 
2014-05-03 04:15:51 PM  
So where are the purity balls for the boys?  I mean, shouldn't they give their chastity to Mom?
 
2014-05-03 04:16:27 PM  

SonOfSpam: Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!


I lold much. Excellent.
 
2014-05-03 04:22:43 PM  

santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?

I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people.  Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis.  There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.
I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.


I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"
There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Music
4. Religion
 
2014-05-03 04:32:33 PM  
damn they all have "ive got touched in a bad way" facial expressions. Shouldn't balls be fun? Yet no one is smiling.
 
2014-05-03 04:37:46 PM  

Rozotorical: Shadowknight: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]

Photo editing software.  A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in.  So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.

Or the wind just blew and they have not been moving around a lot.


Or it's a set because you can clearly see where the back drop meets the floor covering.

/probably very late with this
 
2014-05-03 04:39:53 PM  
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2014-05-03 04:40:25 PM  
Lot of Utah in those pictures
 
2014-05-03 04:49:37 PM  

stonelotus: santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?

I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people.  Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis.  There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.
I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.

I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"
There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Music
4. Religion




I don't understand the concept of only kissing the husband at the wedding. When did kissing become something bad?
 
2014-05-03 04:56:43 PM  

stonelotus: santadog: Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?

I'll tell you why I can get obsessed with religious people.  Because my non-belief doesn't creep into their lives at all, but their beliefs are creeping into my life on a daily basis.  There is not one thing I can say to a religious person other than telling them that I am Atheist, that makes them think of my non-belief, yet just about everyday, some one of religion says something that makes me have their religion in my head.
I can't not avoid religion, yet they don't have to avoid my non-belief.

I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


but back to the question, "why are religious people so obsessed with sex?"
There are basically four main ways for people to achieve ecstasy:

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Music
4. Religion


That Top4 actually makes a lot of sense.  If it's fun, it's a sin.  Assholes...

/Assuming there is a God, God dwells where love and happiness rule.  Otherwise there is no point.
 
2014-05-03 04:58:33 PM  

zerkalo: Lot of Utah in those pictures


You may be right, based on those mountains.  They're too young, though.
 
2014-05-03 04:58:34 PM  
#3 and #5 rank right up there as some of the creepiest photos I've ever seen. Especially #3, what the fark. That picture screams "She's bearing his child."
 
2014-05-03 05:12:33 PM  
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2014-05-03 05:43:56 PM  
I don't understand why none of those fathers look proud of their daughters. I mean, since their daughters signed the pledge and all, shouldn't their fathers be proud that their daughters are attempting to taking their values seriously?

#6 doesn't look so bad. It looks like he is comforting his daughter and that she is his baby that is growing up.

#7 looks like a photo taken on Easter Sunday. It isn't bad but the girls look kind of grumpy because the material on the dresses look scratchy.

Even though I think the idea of purity balls is silly, it seems to me like it should be considered more of a joyous celebration.
 
2014-05-03 05:55:22 PM  

Alicious: I don't understand why none of those fathers look proud of their daughters.


No reason to be proud until their brand-new sons-in-law show them the blood on the sheets.
 
2014-05-03 06:21:15 PM  
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2014-05-03 07:05:36 PM  
Good job ALL. I have laughed my ass off. The wife thinks I'm not right in the head.
 
2014-05-03 07:09:51 PM  

thamike: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]

I PEELED MY FACE OFF, COPIED IT, AND STITCHED ON THIS HITCHHIKER.

Dude looks suspiciously like Doug Jones with a receeding hair line.

 
2014-05-03 07:23:44 PM  

Strix occidentalis: grey-asexual


us.123rf.com
 
2014-05-03 07:41:27 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: /I used to live where they took those photos.


Where is that?  The front range of Colorado has vertical red rocks, but I don't think you can see the snow capped mountains behind them--intermediate foothills block the view.
 
2014-05-03 07:43:03 PM  

Witness99: steklo: Litterbox: steklo: [img.fark.net image 528x549]

What. The. fark.

All I did was a Bing image search for awkward father daughter. It was one of the first ones to pop up.

I still can't grasp what the fark is going on.

Pretty obvious.  His daughter has big tits and he has grabbed one (almost in a nipple pinching position) and is joking around about chopping her boob off.  I get it, LOL.

Would've been funnier family fun if she was spread eagle and he had one leg up over his shoulder and was doing that to her crotch, because, the whole "ax wound" euphemism and all. Would've made more sense.  Who chops off a boob.


Amazonian princesses?
 
2014-05-03 07:45:20 PM  
steklo:


img.fark.net


"Rick Perry told me Jodie Foster would show me how to...Dang!


F*ck it, where we all going tonight, Princess?"

 
2014-05-03 07:48:07 PM  
what's creepy is all you childless fascists.  creepy.
 
2014-05-03 07:50:20 PM  

aiiee: what's creepy is all you childless fascists.  creepy.


Glug glug glug
 
2014-05-03 07:51:04 PM  

stonelotus: I don't see a bunch of religious people proselytizing, or mocking someone who doesn't believe as they do, in this thread.


No, you just see it in the real world everyday.  Which is why, when atheists bother to stand up for themselves, people like you say we are "obsessed with religious people."
 
2014-05-03 08:09:43 PM  
I agree that parents (if both are still available for the child or children) have what could be stressful, easy, and everything in-between job of not only explaining the basics of maturing and becoming sexually active.  I don't think this is a very smart way to go...

I guess, if you, as a parent, want to basically have a pact/contract with your child about this matter, I guess it's probably not the worst thing to be connected with other families doing the same thing - as it can provide advice, discussion, support, an outlet, etc. for both the adults, and the children (or teens in these pictures).

My gypsy parents let me watch TV with them growing up, and I have a very young memory (7? 8?) of watching some silly, animated take on sperm fertilizing an egg (HBO's late night animation block, I think)  - which my parents were lol'ing at, and, hell, it was animated, so I tried to follow along, none too successfully.  My immediate inquiries led to the rather scientific, and unabashed "sex-talk"..... and I was 7 or 8.  It worked well enough, and of course, many other factors ended up shaping my views as I grew up.  We were Lutherans then and I did the Church/Sunday school thing until I was 11 (I then started studying world religions for years and landed on Taoism @ 17-today).  It sure wasn't graceful, but it all worked out!

In summary, if your parents participate in your life, but don't have a totalitarian or dictator-like, and presented, need to control your life, things generally should turn out okay.   So, I can't tell if this is a moment of dedicated participation?  Or a real, rather unhealthy, bid for control?
 
2014-05-03 08:46:11 PM  

JSTACAT: Unenlightened people are awkward... due to lack of life experience, and lack of insight.

Farkers [most] are quite painfully awkward, its like they don't have the foggiest how this family stuff works.
Maybe they do live in basements... i always thought that was a joke, or meme...but now, i see the naked truth.

Those portraits are awkward because of the formality & ritual laid onto what should be Instinct.
If family life is to be successful, and "breeding" is a big part of that; then it is up to the commander in chief of the Family to ensure intelligent matching.

Raising kids is very serious!
Failing to raise good kids is a disaster for society.
If humans want to be the arbiters of natural [genetic] selection, then there is a lot of work ahead.

Maybe you can understand it like this;
Hugging one's daughter is like licking your kittens...
not personal at all, its actually a chore.

Aaand, after years of marriage,
the licking is always a chore
.


Sounds like the yenta did a terrible job.  It's supposed to be a joy as long as you can keep fit.

/I won't even get into how to decide who's the chief of the family?
//The oldest living member?
///or the oldest living male member?
 
2014-05-03 08:52:52 PM  
photograph me like one of your french girls...
 
2014-05-03 08:52:54 PM  
These purity people are religious nuts.  But I repeat myself.
 
2014-05-03 08:54:13 PM  

FriarReb98: [i384.photobucket.com image 450x675]


to make a chris hanson reference or not: that is the question
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous cliche
or to take arms and think of something witty
 
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