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2014-05-03 01:06:09 PM  
Wow, lots of bigots in here today.
 
2014-05-03 01:06:32 PM  

Mouser: So, subby has an incest fetish.  And apparently so do most the rest of you.  Good to know.


If we had an incest fetish, we wouldn't be calling it creepy.  We'd be looking at those pictures and going...

Slackfumasta: [gomotors.net image 850x759]


Okay, so you've got one.
 
2014-05-03 01:09:43 PM  

Circusdog320: [img.photobucket.com image 800x359]

Pyramid Peak in Washington. Highest spot you can hike to with a trail (8200 feet). My Dad was a lookout here in 1944. My brother, daughter and I hiked here in 2010 to honor his memory.

I just thought this thread needed a non creepy photo!


Nice!
 
2014-05-03 01:10:37 PM  
Their belief in hell is the ONLY think keeping a lot of those guys from farking their daughters.   A lot of them are doing it anyway.  This is just twisted.
 
2014-05-03 01:15:41 PM  
Anyone know if Purity Pledges include anial?
 
2014-05-03 01:17:26 PM  

LeroyBourne: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]
This one is almost an advertisement. The dress: Marry my daughter. Background: You get to drill.


Pump, that's a pump, not a drill. Get your metaphors straight. Geez.
 
2014-05-03 01:17:34 PM  

jaybeezey: Wow, lots of bigots in here today.


That's being totally unfair to judgmental fathers with a penchant for unnecessary Instagram.  They aren't bigots, they're just maladjusted misogynists.
 
2014-05-03 01:18:24 PM  

stuffy: Anyone know if Purity Pledges include anial?


Is it biannual anial?
 
2014-05-03 01:19:06 PM  

qualtrough: What's with the washed out look to these images? Is that a new fad I missed?


You have to get out to more purity balls.
 
2014-05-03 01:20:52 PM  

jaybeezey: Wow, lots of bigots in here today.


You've confused your butthurt with bigotry
 
2014-05-03 01:21:40 PM  

grokca: qualtrough: What's with the washed out look to these images? Is that a new fad I missed?

You have to get out to more purity balls.


www.clubpenguininsiders.com

Those are EARNED.
 
2014-05-03 01:24:48 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 590x276]


Where the fark are you finding these pictures?
 
2014-05-03 01:29:13 PM  

Greek: steklo: [img.fark.net image 590x276]

Where the fark are you finding these pictures?


Bing Image Search  with "awkward father daughter" as a search string.
 
2014-05-03 01:30:18 PM  
 
2014-05-03 01:30:38 PM  
How 'bout some more non-creepy father-daughter photos...

i1085.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-03 01:33:18 PM  
You could face swap some of those and there wouldn't be much of a difference.
 
2014-05-03 01:34:50 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: I find it disturbing that Subby characterizes this as 'creepy'

Not this, Subby?


Sure those can be construed as disturbing too. They do not negate the creepiness of fathers posing as their daughter's boyfriends.
 
2014-05-03 01:36:25 PM  

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

[img.fark.net image 620x775]


those are the times my son, when I carried you.
 
2014-05-03 01:37:27 PM  

SundaesChild: Clemkadidlefark: I find it disturbing that Subby characterizes this as 'creepy'

Not this, Subby?

Sure those can be construed as disturbing too. They do not negate the creepiness of fathers posing as their daughter's boyfriends.


Solemn, joyless boyfriends with absolute authority.
 
2014-05-03 01:38:22 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-03 01:40:00 PM  
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

I PEELED MY FACE OFF, COPIED IT, AND STITCHED ON THIS HITCHHIKER.
 
2014-05-03 01:40:03 PM  

Ima4nic8or: All the comments implying some sort of sexual thing going on are what is creepy.


There's something about this comment and the person making the comment... can't quite put my finger on it. Huh.
 
2014-05-03 01:40:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-03 01:41:16 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]


Holy f*cking balls, dude.
 
2014-05-03 01:44:07 PM  
steklo:

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Oh man, that one is creepy f**king gold!
 
2014-05-03 01:45:38 PM  
What, no purity balls for sons and mothers?
 
2014-05-03 01:48:21 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]


Yikes!  That is the creepiest yet.  Well, except for the boob hatchet thing.  And why were all these pictures taken in some burned out hell hole?  Although, a church setting would make them even weddinger and even more creepy still.  The whole notion is just heinous.
 
2014-05-03 01:49:26 PM  

TwowheelinTim: How 'bout some more non-creepy father-daughter photos...

[i1085.photobucket.com image 720x960]


Nice!
 
2014-05-03 01:49:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-03 01:52:23 PM  

SundaesChild: Clemkadidlefark: I find it disturbing that Subby characterizes this as 'creepy'

Not this, Subby?

Sure those can be construed as disturbing too. They do not negate the creepiness of fathers posing as their daughter's boyfriends.


What Clemkadidlefark means is that he finds women making their own (albeit inadvisable) decisions creepy.

Or maybe he meant it's creepy that he knew just where to find those photos.
 
2014-05-03 01:52:26 PM  
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2014-05-03 01:52:59 PM  

Deep Contact: What, no purity balls for sons and mothers?


www.imperialteutonicorder.com


"IT'S COMPLICATED."

 
2014-05-03 01:53:36 PM  
It isn't just the sexual obsessions. When you hear these people talk about the serious parts of their lives, the overwhelming phoniness and sentimentality would melt the face off a statue.
 
2014-05-03 01:53:49 PM  

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


So which one of those are you in the pics?
 
2014-05-03 01:58:28 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]


leopard is coming for them, soon.
 
2014-05-03 02:04:24 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 800x549]


Well..there goes my last desperate shred of sanity.

Time to go summon Cthulhu.
 
2014-05-03 02:06:27 PM  
10 pictures of potential incestuous families. I mean, the looks in those faces... "My, she's ripening up.".
Freaky.
 
2014-05-03 02:06:34 PM  

TV's Vinnie: camaroash: TV's Vinnie: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 550x550]

What the actual fark?

Warren Jeffs. FLDS Cult leader and now convicted felon, doing a life sentence for his Pedobearism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Jeffs

The photos were a  part of his "Wedding Album", and used as evidence at his trial.


Oh that asshole...  I'm "Mormon" so I should have known.  That girl he's smooching isn't all that much older than my own daughter.

As relatively weird as Mormons are, FLDS is outright full retard.
 
2014-05-03 02:06:56 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 295x309]


Oh...no, wait, THERE goes my last shred of sanity.

I think I'll have to accelerate my plans to exterminate the human species.
 
2014-05-03 02:07:48 PM  

steklo: Now, why wasn't this purity photo up on that web site?

[img.fark.net image 600x500]


It's obvious from his attire that he's not going to the dance with her.
 
2014-05-03 02:11:02 PM  

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


So...you as a Christian...I assume your a christian, resort to name calling. What does your bible say about forgiveness and judging others? Maybe you should ask god before you post!
 
2014-05-03 02:21:09 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: I find it disturbing that Subby characterizes this as 'creepy'

Not this, Subby?

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Two pictures of females fighting.

Disturbing mostly for the spectators taking time to take photos rather than step in and break it up.

Two pictures of scantily clad females.

Not disturbing at all.

Was there some point you were trying to make? My observation is that you've had trouble making salient points before, so how about you spell it out for us?

Take it slowly. Use small words. We don't want you to tax yourself with the big ones.
 
2014-05-03 02:21:33 PM  
img.fark.net

"Pssst...Mommy is buried under that cross because she had urges."
 
2014-05-03 02:33:47 PM  

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


You owe me a new keyboard..and monitor. Your inaccuracy, hyperbole, and paranoia are quite amusing.

/I used to live where they took those photos.
//or I might have known someone who lived there
///got nothin
////don't like your list
 
2014-05-03 02:35:26 PM  
I never saw or heard of these things happening during my time as a Christian (I saw a bunch of other warped shiat though). I think sex-ed classes and/or a heart-to-heart talk would probably be more emotionally and intellectually honest.
 
2014-05-03 02:37:42 PM  
Unenlightened people are awkward... due to lack of life experience, and lack of insight.

Farkers [most] are quite painfully awkward, its like they don't have the foggiest how this family stuff works.
Maybe they do live in basements... i always thought that was a joke, or meme...but now, i see the naked truth.

Those portraits are awkward because of the formality & ritual laid onto what should be Instinct.
If family life is to be successful, and "breeding" is a big part of that; then it is up to the commander in chief of the Family to ensure intelligent matching.

Raising kids is very serious!
Failing to raise good kids is a disaster for society.
If humans want to be the arbiters of natural [genetic] selection, then there is a lot of work ahead.

Maybe you can understand it like this;
Hugging one's daughter is like licking your kittens...
not personal at all, its actually a chore.

Aaand, after years of marriage,
the licking is always a chore.
 
2014-05-03 02:41:30 PM  

Son of Thunder: corronchilejano: I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)

Me either. We've had enough "bad family photos" threads around here that these ones barely rate a flicker on my creepometer.

It's what perception researchers call top-down processing. Perception is influenced by prior expectations, attitudes, and situational cues. So we start off with the "scary" tag and subby's "creepy" headline, follow it up with TFA's "creepy" headline, and TFA itself loading the reader up with the message that we will now look at creepy Christians looking creepy while at this creepy Christian thing because they're creepy, it's not surprising that a collection of blandly-awkward father-daughter pictures make some farkers say "wow, that's creepy".

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.


The only piece of information you need to find these photos creepy is that they're father-daughter. Even without that context, these photos were taken in a style usually used for prom and wedding couples. The age difference would therefore tend to creep most people out because the style suggests they're sexually involved. You know. Because they look like prom and wedding couples.

Knowing that this is a Christian "purity ball" fixating on the high sexual trade value of a young girl's virginity acts only as a multiplier of the creepiness which inheres in these photos. These are creepy photographs of creepy fundamentalist men doing creepy fundamentalist things with their pasty fundamentalist daughters.
 
2014-05-03 02:58:19 PM  

Circusdog320: I just thought this thread needed a non creepy photo!


TwowheelinTim: How 'bout some more non-creepy father-daughter photos...


Normal. These are NORMAL... I can tell having seen a lot of normal photos in my time.

What is with the post processing of purity photos? Contrast is impure? And why is no one smiling? Seems like everyone should be having a good time.

Right?

(Yes, I know its fake)
images.socialnewsdaily.com
 
2014-05-03 02:58:21 PM  

Phineas: Eh, it's no so creepy.  This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion.  Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC.    Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters?  Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.


We're not talking about Muslims right now, that's where there's no anti-muslim crowd in here (other than you, apparently.)  We're talking about creepy christians.  Pull it together, man.
 
2014-05-03 02:58:24 PM  
Daddy daughter dances are cute...when your daughter is five...and you aren't talking about her sex life.

// Raise your daughters to make smart choices on their own, and you won't need a damned contract to guilt them into submission.
 
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