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2014-05-03 09:20:53 AM

Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.


Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.
 
2014-05-03 09:21:22 AM

Sniffers Row: NobleHam:

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

I agree. Considering she appears to be a pale, soulless ginger, and her father is as white as a sheet of paper; the photographer probably should take lessons instead of applying a generic Adobe filter to all his works,


I can see her on stage at some fetish event, wearing leather and a strap on. Really.
 
2014-05-03 09:21:27 AM

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


when I first glanced at that I thought she had no legs.
 
2014-05-03 09:21:53 AM
Even if you move them into different scenes, it's still a bit creepy.

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2014-05-03 09:22:15 AM

Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.


Too easy.
 
2014-05-03 09:22:19 AM
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2014-05-03 09:23:07 AM

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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Photo editing software.  A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in.  So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.
 
2014-05-03 09:23:49 AM
These guys are gettin' laid.
 
2014-05-03 09:24:32 AM

Shadowknight: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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Photo editing software.  A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in.  So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.


Or the wind just blew and they have not been moving around a lot.
 
2014-05-03 09:24:37 AM

sonofslacker: Maybe if they tried smiling and stopped using prom poses...just saying


Agreed. Some of those poses reflect a romantic relationship, not a father-daughter relationship. #3, where daddy has pulled daughter close to him from behind, arms clasped around her waist and #4, where daddy has pulled her in close from behind with his hands firmly on her hips, head down nuzzling into her neck.  Those are sensual poses and the serious looks on their faces suggest a certain intensity.  Eww.
 
2014-05-03 09:25:19 AM
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Has he explained to these girls what it is they are promising not to do when they take the purity pledge?  Yes or no, either way the results could be hilarious.
 
2014-05-03 09:25:24 AM
1 - Meh, wouldn't say overly creepy
2 - Well, at least he's not holding her waist
3 - Dear God, he's holding her around the waist...
4 - What the fark, let go of your daughters waists
5 - Whew, back to awkward poses
6 - Seriously, you could move them three feet to the right to avoid the water tower being in the background.
7 - Actually not a bad portrait.
8 - .... wha...
9 - That guy collects doll heads.
10 - They look like they are dating.
 
2014-05-03 09:25:40 AM
I just realized, I think part of the problem is that most of them appear to be from the wrong century. Apply a sepia filter and some weathering and tell me they're from 1890s Arizona and I'd probably think they were normal.
 
2014-05-03 09:25:51 AM

Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.


Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?
 
2014-05-03 09:28:12 AM

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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That's what Marines do!
 
2014-05-03 09:29:07 AM

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came here to post this. leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-03 09:30:10 AM

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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Jesus carried them.
 
2014-05-03 09:30:25 AM
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2014-05-03 09:30:43 AM

Rozotorical: Or the wind just blew and they have not been moving around a lot.


They'd have to be sitting there for a while to erase any signs of footprints, or one hell of a breeze that would have left them blind from flying sand.  I'm still leaning toward a quick clone brush.
 
2014-05-03 09:31:40 AM
Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?
 
2014-05-03 09:31:43 AM
Some of those guys really needn't worry.
 
2014-05-03 09:32:16 AM
Not creepy at all. They look like glamour shots by Deb.
 
2014-05-03 09:33:16 AM

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


Because the only person in their lives who should be nailed is Jesus!
 
2014-05-03 09:33:52 AM

sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?


The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.
 
2014-05-03 09:34:00 AM

sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?


the hippie's daughter already had tats and two kids and did not go to college because she dropped out of high school and was following a local band on their limited North American tour.  at least she didn't end up with any possession charges, yet.
 
2014-05-03 09:34:34 AM

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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2014-05-03 09:34:36 AM

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What is the occasion of the Clinton photo?  Because Bill has a sort of a sad smile I would associate with daddy's little girl getting married or moving to the other side of the country or something like that.  And Chelsea is happy--none of the girls in the purity photos seem to be.

As for the Cyruses, they're like, they want everyone to know they are sex symbols.  Totally different vibe than the purity prom photos, creepy in a totally different way.
 
2014-05-03 09:35:07 AM
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2014-05-03 09:35:14 AM

Duane Dibbley: Rigby-Reardon: Yeah I'm sure the photographer had completely no biased. The article before it is even, "Hey look how creepy this is."

The photographer didn't write the article.


I did know that when I posted. However his statement and the statements he make on the page his name links to makes me believe he believes this is a beautiful ritual.

Which makes me believe he doesn't know how to pose people for photos.
 
2014-05-03 09:35:29 AM

Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings,  guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the  same industry)  you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals.  Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.


Most of my friends who were raised in non-religious households are the most well-adjusted and successful among my group.
 
2014-05-03 09:36:11 AM

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


Control, women and children are property to these people.
 
2014-05-03 09:36:30 AM

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


Its just one of the many ways they try to control every aspect of your life
 
2014-05-03 09:36:50 AM
FTFA:  All the photos depict the girls and their fathers, who glow with pride at the thought that their little girl won't be despoiled until someone puts a ring on her finger.

No one there is glowing with pride.

Do you  know what glowing with pride looks like?  Every picture of my father and me, where he is smiling, and happy and we're glad to be there together.  This has all of the creepy tones that one would expect from something where you not only pledge your chastity, but you "give" it to your father for safekeeping until he hands off your hymen to your husband.  Because that's what's going on here.

The serious father pose only works with infants.  They look serious but loving at the absolutely helpless baby and contemplate their new responsibility.  Once they are old enough to talk, you should be happy, loving and joyful with your kids.  Not this.
 
2014-05-03 09:37:05 AM

corronchilejano: I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)


Me either. We've had enough "bad family photos" threads around here that these ones barely rate a flicker on my creepometer.

It's what perception researchers call top-down processing. Perception is influenced by prior expectations, attitudes, and situational cues. So we start off with the "scary" tag and subby's "creepy" headline, follow it up with TFA's "creepy" headline, and TFA itself loading the reader up with the message that we will now look at creepy Christians looking creepy while at this creepy Christian thing because they're creepy, it's not surprising that a collection of blandly-awkward father-daughter pictures make some farkers say "wow, that's creepy".

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.
 
2014-05-03 09:38:30 AM
Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

(Every single one)
 
2014-05-03 09:38:44 AM

Son of Thunder: corronchilejano: I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)

Me either. We've had enough "bad family photos" threads around here that these ones barely rate a flicker on my creepometer.

It's what perception researchers call top-down processing. Perception is influenced by prior expectations, attitudes, and situational cues. So we start off with the "scary" tag and subby's "creepy" headline, follow it up with TFA's "creepy" headline, and TFA itself loading the reader up with the message that we will now look at creepy Christians looking creepy while at this creepy Christian thing because they're creepy, it's not surprising that a collection of blandly-awkward father-daughter pictures make some farkers say "wow, that's creepy".

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.


Bull shiat. Did you see number 3. If you don't find that creepy you need to evaluate your life.
 
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2014-05-03 09:39:33 AM

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


You've got it backwards.  Religion is like a  tarp that can cover up any socially unacceptable activity and make it look OK.
 
2014-05-03 09:40:11 AM

mudesi: Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

(Every single one)


Nah.

Most of them will be Camwhores.
 
2014-05-03 09:40:23 AM

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?


Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?
 
2014-05-03 09:40:46 AM

colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use


Oh I could say I need you but then you'd realize
That I want you just like a thousand other guys
Who'd say they loved you With all the rest of their lies
When all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands
And gaze into your eyes

Creepy is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside

 Creepy is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Mold you into someone who could
Cherish me as much as I cherish you
 
2014-05-03 09:41:19 AM

Son of Thunder: corronchilejano: I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)

Me either. We've had enough "bad family photos" threads around here that these ones barely rate a flicker on my creepometer.

It's what perception researchers call top-down processing. Perception is influenced by prior expectations, attitudes, and situational cues. So we start off with the "scary" tag and subby's "creepy" headline, follow it up with TFA's "creepy" headline, and TFA itself loading the reader up with the message that we will now look at creepy Christians looking creepy while at this creepy Christian thing because they're creepy, it's not surprising that a collection of blandly-awkward father-daughter pictures make some farkers say "wow, that's creepy".

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.


Here's what's creepy.  When you look at a good number of them, they look like prom photos.   Like they're a couple.  And you go, okay, cute couple.  Or poor kids, prom photos are so awkward.

Then you remember that this is father and daughter, and it suddenly feels dirty.
 
2014-05-03 09:41:43 AM

Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?


They started it by trying to deeply insert themselves into the lives of everyone.
 
2014-05-03 09:42:26 AM

Cataholic: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Why are religious people so obsessed with sex?

Why are non-religious people so obsessed with religious people?


Maybe because religious people are so obsessed with sex?
 
2014-05-03 09:42:33 AM

mudesi: Every single one of them are going to turn into porn stars.

(Every single one)


Even the Marine?
 
2014-05-03 09:43:56 AM

Rozotorical: Son of Thunder: corronchilejano: I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)

Me either. We've had enough "bad family photos" threads around here that these ones barely rate a flicker on my creepometer.

It's what perception researchers call top-down processing. Perception is influenced by prior expectations, attitudes, and situational cues. So we start off with the "scary" tag and subby's "creepy" headline, follow it up with TFA's "creepy" headline, and TFA itself loading the reader up with the message that we will now look at creepy Christians looking creepy while at this creepy Christian thing because they're creepy, it's not surprising that a collection of blandly-awkward father-daughter pictures make some farkers say "wow, that's creepy".

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.

Bull shiat. Did you see number 3. If you don't find that creepy you need to evaluate your life.


These aren't the droids you're looking for.
 
2014-05-03 09:44:34 AM
So, subby has an incest fetish.  And apparently so do most the rest of you.  Good to know.
 
2014-05-03 09:45:11 AM

SundaesChild: They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

"In Jesus' name we go to FIFTH BASE!"

/Had not heard the term "fifth base" before that video.
 
2014-05-03 09:45:41 AM
I wonder how many of these fathers actually waited until marriage.  I would take a guess of ZERO, and probably be right.
 
2014-05-03 09:46:02 AM
Billy Ray Cyrus took little Miley to one of those purity balls.

'nuff said
 
2014-05-03 09:46:38 AM

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?


"For those times when you saw no footprints in the sand, Jesus was carrying you...and also riding on a biatchin' hoverboard."
 
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