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2014-05-03 03:45:07 AM  
Creepy not a word I would use
 
2014-05-03 07:47:04 AM  
I'm sure those poor girls will be getting a taste of dad's purity balls soon after the dance is over with.
 
2014-05-03 07:56:22 AM  
i384.photobucket.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-03 08:25:14 AM  
I wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-05-03 08:33:44 AM  
By middle of their freshman years in college those chicks are going to be pulling so many trains they'll have job offers on the table from Union Pacific*

*Unless they go to Bob Jones
 
2014-05-03 08:43:38 AM  

colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use


I'd go with creepy.

And I wouldn't be surpassed if a single father is a pedo either.
 
2014-05-03 09:02:13 AM  
Maybe if they tried smiling and stopped using prom poses...just saying
 
2014-05-03 09:02:27 AM  

edmo: colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use

I'd go with creepy.

And I wouldn't be surpassed if a single father is a pedo either.


I'm going with Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me creepy
 
2014-05-03 09:05:21 AM  
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What has been seen can not be unseen
 
2014-05-03 09:05:51 AM  
Daddy's little girl.........always.
 
2014-05-03 09:06:20 AM  
Watch for these girls in the upcoming "Bang Bros 47".
 
2014-05-03 09:06:37 AM  
Is it just me, or do half of those girls look like they're already pregnant?
 
2014-05-03 09:06:46 AM  
Look at all the joy.

- - -

Imagine living under his roof

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Not only a hardcore Marine, a purity Marine to boot.

"You even think of kissing a boy and I'll bury you in this g-damn desert."
 
2014-05-03 09:07:20 AM  
Great. Now I gotta get drunk to get those images out of my head. Thanks Subby.
 
2014-05-03 09:07:33 AM  

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


It looks like he's trying to hide her pregnancy hump.
 
2014-05-03 09:08:27 AM  
Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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2014-05-03 09:08:38 AM  

edmo: colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use

I'd go with creepy.

And I wouldn't be surpassed if a single father is a pedo either.


I wouldn't be surpassed either, I guess, but I don't get it.
 
2014-05-03 09:08:43 AM  

Macinfarker: edmo: colinspooky: Creepy not a word I would use

I'd go with creepy.

And I wouldn't be surpassed if a single father is a pedo either.

I'm going with Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me creepy


I was going to go with Tim Curry as the Clown in "It" creepy, but yours is acceptable.
 
2014-05-03 09:08:54 AM  
I don't see why this is creepy.
(Not that I aprove of the concept)
 
2014-05-03 09:09:02 AM  
He seems to be into holding her a little too much...

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2014-05-03 09:09:25 AM  
I like the one with the oil pump in the background.  nice metaphor.  they can't get away from it!
 
2014-05-03 09:09:30 AM  

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Look at all the joy.

- - -

Imagine living under his roof

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Not only a hardcore Marine, a purity Marine to boot.

"You even think of kissing a boy and I'll bury you in this g-damn desert."


The second she turns 18 she'll leave home and never speak to him again.
 
2014-05-03 09:09:34 AM  
Yep, creepy is the word I would use...and gross...and unsettling.
 
2014-05-03 09:10:17 AM  
Yeah I'm sure the photographer had completely no biased. The article before it is even, "Hey look how creepy this is."

Don't agree with the religious ceremony. But if that 1st picture were taken at the daughters wedding it would look sweet. With the context of the ritual right there it makes them look sick.
 
2014-05-03 09:10:29 AM  

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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<insert your favorite Harlequin love scene language here>
 
2014-05-03 09:10:45 AM  

oukewldave: He seems to be into holding her a little too much...

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She seems use to it.
 
2014-05-03 09:10:49 AM  

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.
 
2014-05-03 09:11:30 AM  

oukewldave: He seems to be into holding her a little too much...

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and looking down her top.
 
2014-05-03 09:11:32 AM  

Macinfarker: steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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<insert your favorite Harlequin love scene language here>


I don't get your drift.
 
2014-05-03 09:11:59 AM  

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Remember, honey. The Water Tower is always watching.

 
2014-05-03 09:12:20 AM  
Meh - no worse than your average wedding photos.
 
2014-05-03 09:12:35 AM  
Those are some messed up folks.
 
2014-05-03 09:12:42 AM  
Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...
 
2014-05-03 09:13:34 AM  
The hell are you talking about? What could anyone find creepy about a ritual in which a daughter gives her virginity to her father?
 
2014-05-03 09:13:46 AM  

jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...


They are and on many levels.
 
2014-05-03 09:15:41 AM  
The filters make these more creepy.

Make it all look like Band of Brothers.
 
2014-05-03 09:16:00 AM  

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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They were carried by Jesus
 
2014-05-03 09:16:21 AM  

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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Two ways to go here, can't decide:

1) Jesus carried them, duh
2) "This is how Fremen walk the sand."
 
2014-05-03 09:17:18 AM  
They'll be the girls who take it up the butt or do oral in high school so they can maintain their virginity.
 
2014-05-03 09:17:20 AM  

Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.


The facial expressions on some of these people.... wth are they thinking?
At least one of these girls is a latent lesbian so I guess Daddy won't have to worry too much about boys.
 
2014-05-03 09:17:24 AM  

oukewldave: He seems to be into holding her a little too much...

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Tom_Slick: I was going to go with Tim Curry as the Clown in "It" creepy, but yours is acceptable.


Allow me to illustrate :-)

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2014-05-03 09:17:25 AM  
Conservatives....they are farking disgusting.
 
2014-05-03 09:18:06 AM  
The perfect song for the first dance
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2014-05-03 09:18:11 AM  

NobleHam: Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.


Yeah it is creeping me out too. The fact that they have the exact same face, with the surreal incest laden vibe, and that sweeping majestic, oh so empty background. This one is going to stick with me for a while

::Shudder::
 
2014-05-03 09:18:18 AM  
NobleHam:

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

I agree. Considering she appears to be a pale, soulless ginger, and her father is as white as a sheet of paper; the photographer probably should take lessons instead of applying a generic Adobe filter to all his works,
 
2014-05-03 09:19:34 AM  

Rigby-Reardon: Yeah I'm sure the photographer had completely no biased. The article before it is even, "Hey look how creepy this is."


The photographer didn't write the article.
 
2014-05-03 09:19:38 AM  

Rozotorical: [flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 620x775]


What has been seen can not be unseen


Is that . . . is that Fred Dryer and his daughter?
 
2014-05-03 09:19:46 AM  

steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?


Jesus carried them?

I don't know why you people are freaked out. Every single one of them met my expectations of a purity ball photo.
 
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2014-05-03 09:20:20 AM  
When you think about the fact that about 40% of child molestation cases are perpetrated by family members, it becomes even more creepy.
 
2014-05-03 09:20:42 AM  
I love how these balls reinforce the idea of girls as Dad'd property until they become hubby's property and are the only ones required to remain "pure". No Moms and sons?

The photos are a bit creepy because they look too much like date photos, not father-daughter fun dance photos.
 
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