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(14 News Evansville)   Delores Dennison, a 89-year-old great grandmother missed her school prom all those years ago. That was until her great grandson asked her to be his date. "We got home shortly after 9 p.m., later than I go to bed these days,"   (14news.com) divider line 15
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2014-05-03 08:35:46 AM  
Do you think if he slipped some booze into her Ensure she'd put out?
 
2014-05-03 08:45:36 AM  
I was OK with this article until it revealed that he gave her a pearl necklace.  What happens on prom night is supposed to stay on prom night.
 
2014-05-03 08:48:11 AM  
Soooooo, did he score?
 
2014-05-03 08:48:45 AM  
Listen man, if you bring your grandmother to the after party, I am going to it all over Facebook and you'll be the laughing stock of the Universe. Got it?


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And that's why grandma was home at 9.
 
2014-05-03 08:48:49 AM  
shiat, he had a better prom night than I did.
 
2014-05-03 08:49:46 AM  
He'll probably get a lot of ass at the after-prom parties b/c the girls will think he's sensitive.
 
2014-05-03 08:50:09 AM  
That is kinda sweet. I guess I have not gone full jaded yet.
 
2014-05-03 08:50:50 AM  
OhYou.jpg you guuuuys.

This is so sweet I needn't put sugar in my tea.

/not a euphamism, that's sugar in my bowl
 
2014-05-03 08:55:56 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: He'll probably get a lot of ass at the after-prom parties b/c the girls will think he's sensitive.


Depends what he looks like. You know the two rules...
 
2014-05-03 09:00:00 AM  
Oh, look a REPEAT THREAD, from just yesterday.
 
2014-05-03 09:06:39 AM  

oukewldave: Pr1nc3ss: He'll probably get a lot of ass at the after-prom parties b/c the girls will think he's sensitive.

Depends what he looks like. You know the two rules...


True. If he's ugly, he should stick to the girls that are third wheels. He'll at least get boob.
 
2014-05-03 09:12:52 AM  
It's been done.
 
2014-05-03 09:17:33 AM  
He just told everyone it was his great grandmother. He's just into GILF stuff.
 
2014-05-03 09:46:36 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Oh, look a REPEAT THREAD, from just yesterday.


I missed it, but I'm on here sporadically thru the day.

I know sometimes when this happens they delete it but when repeats stay they do get comments - not everyone is here all the time.
Can I ask you an honest question, no snark? Why does it bother you? I do see other people making the same comment but I don't get it, why not skip it? Is it because there is a certain number of things greenlit and repeats take away from a new one?

Mods, if you're inclined to answer me - why was a repeat that was getting fun comments taken away and "just for TFers last week? I know it said it "wasn't approved by admins", but that was jive. My first thought was to email and ask for my post to be deleted if yinz were doing that, but I'm not a dick.
Since it had already surpassed the number of comments from the original AND they were funnier WTHeck? I understand that if it was just politics you can't say, but it just seemed mean and unecessary.
Obviously I liked it and was invested lol.
 
2014-05-03 09:54:14 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: oukewldave: Pr1nc3ss: He'll probably get a lot of ass at the after-prom parties b/c the girls will think he's sensitive.

Depends what he looks like. You know the two rules...

True. If he's ugly, he should stick to the girls that are third wheels. He'll at least get boob.


Or he doesn't give a damn what people think. And it might be hard for you to believe, but he might just be living a nicer/better life than you. Projecting about looks can make people think that's all you have.

/just sayin'
//I see your handle, this may be futile
 
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