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(10 News)   Not news: Girl brings home made cupcakes to school to share with her class. News: Cupcakes with ingredients such as mayonnaise, barbecue sauce and soy sauce. Fark: The school calls police in to test that there is no bodily fluids in them   (10news.com) divider line 9
    More: Weird, barbecue sauce, mayonnaise, A Bakersfield, cupcakes, pubic hair  
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2014-05-03 07:56:11 AM  
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So let me get this straight... A student distributed a bunch of semen laced cupcakes to her enemies at school, but they weren't REALLY semen laced. We know this because the police tested the cupcakes, despite the fact that all of the evidence was destroyed before then could test the cakes. Did I understand that correctly?

/that's some fine reporting there, Lou...
2014-05-03 09:56:15 AM  
1 votes:
derpicdn.net
Wanted for questioning.
2014-05-03 08:26:20 AM  
1 votes:

AngryDragon: "Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school "

Jesus farking tapdancing Christ....


So they outlawed brown-bag school lunches? Sure. If so, then it's lawsuit season in Bakersfield.

This article was written by 3 people and it still came out that bad? Or maybe that's why it came out so bad.

They probably think the 5 Ws of Journalism are:

Who (stole my ritalin?)
What (was that outside my window?)
When (do I get my next pudding?)
Where (is the nearest Hot Topic?)
Why (am I a journalist?)
2014-05-03 08:26:18 AM  
1 votes:
dvdmedia.ign.com

Unimpressed.
2014-05-03 08:12:25 AM  
1 votes:
Is it me or is the tone of the article aimed at making it seem like the girl had done something wrong?
2014-05-03 07:58:47 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe she's just a terrible cook.
2014-05-03 07:57:53 AM  
1 votes:

AngryDragon: "Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school "

Jesus farking tapdancing Christ....



'Here, Billy.  Eat this poison ivy I found growing in the quad.  Its from here in the school, so it's not outside food.  IT's cool, I'm not allergic, and if God loves you, you won't be allergic either.  Just eat it!"


/Billy will likely have trouble once the urushiol oil hits the anus
//actually his throat will probably close up first...
2014-05-03 07:53:23 AM  
1 votes:
revenge is a snack best served cold

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2014-05-03 07:36:50 AM  
1 votes:
Headline written by Ali G.
 
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