Satanus Maximus: twomutts: So let me get this straight... A student distributed a bunch of semen laced cupcakes to her enemies at school, but they weren't REALLY semen laced. We know this because the police tested the cupcakes, despite the fact that all of the evidence was destroyed before then could test the cakes. Did I understand that correctly?/that's some fine reporting there, Lou...I still don't get something here... How were they destroyed to the point they couldn't be tested? Did they flush the cupcakes down the toilet? Did they load them up into a rocket and fire them into the sun? Did they jam them into a sink's garbage disposal? Were they loaded into the Large Hadron Collider and smashed to atomic bits? or were they put into a small bag, tied off and thrown into the dumpster, forever ending the chance or performing a test?Someone should go to jail for tampering with evidence.
AngryDragon: "Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school "Jesus farking tapdancing Christ....
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