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(People Magazine)   Apparently, after five years a fellow can get tired of farking Adriana Lima   (people.com) divider line 47
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2014-05-03 12:08:36 AM  
Gah! Does that guy even have binocular vision?
 
2014-05-03 12:12:57 AM  
Nonsense son! Put your back into it!
 
2014-05-03 12:19:56 AM  
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife.
 
2014-05-03 01:04:15 AM  
Who?
 
2014-05-03 01:23:44 AM  
www.pleated-jeans.com

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2014-05-03 03:00:42 AM  
She loved him for his big headed ideas but in the end she just couldn't see past his lack of "face" (in the Asian sense).
 
2014-05-03 03:11:30 AM  
DIBS ON THE TOOTHY BRAZILIAN BOMBSHELL!
 
2014-05-03 03:13:52 AM  

Good grief, it's an Adriana Lima thread and you guys are posting little heads?


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2014-05-03 03:22:30 AM  
so from my personal point of view,
get an ugly girl to marry you..
 
2014-05-03 03:26:43 AM  
not to mention the chafing...
 
2014-05-03 03:44:07 AM  

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2014-05-03 03:46:04 AM  
I know, I know, no matter how beautiful, someone is tired of her...

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... but, damn, boy...
 
2014-05-03 03:57:42 AM  
I wouldn't mind be tired of farking her.

In other words, challenge accepted!
 
2014-05-03 03:59:21 AM  
fiiiiiiiiiiiine i'll take her...but you owe me one
 
2014-05-03 04:10:09 AM  
I'll take her for 5 years, to continue the experiment.  If you ask for her back in 2019, and I kill you, you'll know it failed.
 
2014-05-03 04:23:21 AM  
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files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2014-05-03 05:50:38 AM  
Apparently, after five years a fellow can get tired of farking Adriana Lima

May I suggest using lots of
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stopping occasionally for a
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drinking lots and lots of
wildliferesearch.org

and remember that you have
d1i6tehnj672py.cloudfront.net

waiting for the next round.
 
2014-05-03 06:21:08 AM  
Maybe she is tired of farking him.
 
2014-05-03 06:29:20 AM  
Son of a.....I've never seen her before that I can recall.  I personally prefer blonds but son of a.....

I'll be in my bunk.....

Son of a....
 
2014-05-03 06:30:38 AM  

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LonMead: I know, I know, no matter how beautiful, someone is tired of her...

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... but, damn, boy...


Son of a.....thanks guys!
 
2014-05-03 06:31:06 AM  
People are insanely stupid. 5 years married spit out two kids neither of them likely wants , get divorced and move on to the next thing. Each of them will likely have at least 2 more kids with multiple partners that no one will want either.
 
2014-05-03 07:21:48 AM  

OgreMagi: I wouldn't mind be tired of farking her.

In other words, challenge accepted!


I am not one to normally take the chicks side but how do we know she was not tired of farking him?


Miranda Kerr mentioned she might try exploring bisexuality after she dumped Orlando Bloom Link. Maybe Adriana is who she had in mind to explore with



d1mxyp5ceukbya.cloudfront.net

/off to my bunk
 
2014-05-03 07:46:17 AM  
Well I see it's been covered that maybe she was tired of him.
 
2014-05-03 08:19:39 AM  
Duhhh, marry a supermodel claiming to be a virgin. Eventually she's gonna want a new deep dicking for 2 reasons. She can fark any man she wants, and she can't accept having only one partner for life.
 
2014-05-03 08:20:30 AM  

hasty ambush: OgreMagi: I wouldn't mind be tired of farking her.

In other words, challenge accepted!

I am not one to normally take the chicks side but how do we know she was not tired of farking him?
Miranda Kerr mentioned she might try exploring bisexuality after she dumped Orlando Bloom Link. Maybe Adriana is who she had in mind to explore with



/off to my bunk


What will really make your head explode: reportedly he also took her virginity. That's right. She was a virgin until she got married to this guy. THIS GUY!
 
2014-05-03 08:39:03 AM  
Bleh, looks like a mouth breather.
 
KIA
2014-05-03 08:47:59 AM  

hasty ambush: Miranda Kerr mentioned she might try exploring bisexuality after she dumped Orlando Bloom Link. Maybe Adriana is who she had in mind to explore with


Fascinating.  I wish to know more...
 
2014-05-03 08:57:06 AM  

Cymbal: hasty ambush: OgreMagi: I wouldn't mind be tired of farking her.

In other words, challenge accepted!

I am not one to normally take the chicks side but how do we know she was not tired of farking him?
Miranda Kerr mentioned she might try exploring bisexuality after she dumped Orlando Bloom Link. Maybe Adriana is who she had in mind to explore with



/off to my bunk

What will really make your head explode: reportedly he also took her virginity. That's right. She was a virgin until she got married to this guy. THIS GUY!


Right. Virgin.

50/50 on whether I believe it
 
2014-05-03 08:57:33 AM  
She's probably crazier than 59 rabid jackals.
No pussy is worth putting up with that.
 
2014-05-03 09:02:00 AM  
I know it's probably not an issue many farkers face but multi-millionaire professional athletes don't exactly have a hard time finding beautiful women to date. I doubt he'll be crying himself to sleep for very long.
 
2014-05-03 09:36:23 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-03 09:38:56 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife.


My personal point if view is to get an ugly woman to marry you
 
2014-05-03 09:39:51 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Good grief, it's an Adriana Lima thread and you guys are posting little heads?


What'd you expect from this Brony-ccentric site? She ain't FlitterFly or SplishySplash, so most of these humps could give two---
 
2014-05-03 09:40:12 AM  
High maintenance women are the worst. Trying to figure out how to get them to have sex with you can get more and more difficult as time goes on. And you start to see them as ugly because they are shallow and chronically insecure inside and need constant attention and validation
 
2014-05-03 10:39:29 AM  
That's the problem with pure physical attraction - at some point, you're going to have to talk to them (or they're going to talk to you), and if they're not mentally interesting, well, jerking off costs a lot less and you can still imagine them in bed.

PC LOAD LETTER: High maintenance women partners are the worst. Trying to figure out how to get them to have sex with you can get more and more difficult as time goes on. And you start to see them as ugly because they are shallow and chronically insecure inside and need constant attention and validation


One tiny edit, but, yeah, absolutely. I've had two girlfriends that were hot, but high-maintenance morons, and my wife had one boyfriend who was basically an empty-headed farktoy with delusions of adequacy.
 
2014-05-03 11:46:00 AM  
Who says he got tired of her? I bet she's sick of waking up to those beady little eyes staring back at her.
 
2014-05-03 12:03:03 PM  
Consult a physician for an erection lasting longer than four years.
 
KIA
2014-05-03 12:10:31 PM  
To all of the people who volunteered the possibility that she got sick of him.  That's the joke.  Now you laugh.
 
2014-05-03 12:18:47 PM  
Show me a beautiful women and I will show you a guy sick of her shiat.
 
2014-05-03 12:19:37 PM  

Cymbal: hasty ambush: OgreMagi: I wouldn't mind be tired of farking her.

In other words, challenge accepted!

I am not one to normally take the chicks side but how do we know she was not tired of farking him?
Miranda Kerr mentioned she might try exploring bisexuality after she dumped Orlando Bloom Link. Maybe Adriana is who she had in mind to explore with

/off to my bunk

What will really make your head explode: reportedly he also took her virginity. That's right. She was a virgin until she got married to this guy. THIS GUY!


So assuming the virgin stuff is true and she has been faithful  then she has only been with one guy.. That means she would only have one guy to compare you too and he is Serbian.  So assuming I got lucky her disappoint would be relative and on a sliding scale could even be termed  terrific.
 
2014-05-03 12:29:59 PM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: I know it's probably not an issue many farkers face but multi-millionaire professional athletes don't exactly have a hard time finding beautiful women to date. I doubt he'll be crying himself to sleep for very long.


He's washed up in the NBA. Jocks are often bad at hanging on to their money. Maybe that's what it's all about.
 
2014-05-03 12:41:54 PM  
Maybe they just grew apart and fell out of love and lust.
 
2014-05-03 03:46:03 PM  

hasty ambush: OgreMagi: I wouldn't mind be tired of farking her.

Miranda Kerr mentioned she might try exploring bisexuality after she dumped Orlando Bloom Link. Maybe Adriana is who she had in mind to explore with

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My response to picturing those two going at it?

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2014-05-03 03:51:55 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Duhhh, marry a supermodel claiming to be a virgin. Eventually she's gonna want a new deep dicking for 2 reasons. She can fark any man she wants, and she can't accept having only one partner for life.


Hell, I'd happily give her that 'deep dicking'! I'd be so deep in that, if you could pull me outta that cooch, you'd be the king of England.
 
2014-05-03 04:00:55 PM  
Let's be real here. She realized she was stuck with Marko freaking Jaric. She should at least be with an NBA starter, if not an all-star.
 
2014-05-03 05:53:04 PM  
Great pics!
 
2014-05-03 07:23:52 PM  
Always marry an ugly girl,
That's the only kind.
She'll never, ever leave you,
But if she does you won't mind.
 
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