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(Pro Football Talk)   49er safety Donte Whitner decides it would be a bad idea to change his last name to "Hitner", but not for the reason everyone else thinks it would be a bad idea   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass, Donte Whitner, biffer, Chad Ochocinco, ocho  
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934 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 May 2014 at 2:00 AM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-03 03:33:23 AM  
FORMER 49er DB. He's Cleveland's problem now.
 
2014-05-03 03:45:11 AM  
FTA :

Whitner laughed when it was suggested he could just tell people that the first letter in his last name is silent

Because he totally got the joke.
 
2014-05-03 04:22:55 AM  
Probably didn't want to buy all the old jerseys with his name so he could change it.
 
2014-05-03 07:14:06 AM  
Change the W to an S in honor of his new team's Jerseys.
 
2014-05-03 08:04:31 AM  
"HITNERRRR, was a sensitive man.  HITNERRRR!  Was a sensitive man."
 
2014-05-03 09:43:07 AM  
You know who else spelled their name Hit_er?
 
2014-05-03 10:36:37 AM  
How can he Nazi this is a bad idea?
 
2014-05-03 11:46:31 AM  
He should have straight up changed it to #88 Hitler.
Just because I'm curious to see how Stormfront types would decide between getting their best possible jersey and not buying a jersey worn by a black guy.
The debate could tear that community apart ;)
 
2014-05-03 12:44:34 PM  
Darn, I was ready for the "Spring time for Hitner" jokes if he jumped over people.
 
2014-05-03 02:02:54 PM  
Don't care what team you're on, stop taking yourself so goddamn seriously.

Look where Chad Ochocino is now.
 
2014-05-03 03:12:21 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: He should have straight up changed it to #88 Hitler.
Just because I'm curious to see how Stormfront types would decide between getting their best possible jersey and not buying a jersey worn by a black guy.
The debate could tear that community apart ;)


don't you mean #55
 
2014-05-04 08:44:37 AM  

SevenizGud: Because it would bring about the end predicted by Nostradamus?

/Hister is a river, you farking mush-brained buffoons.


It's also a bug
 
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