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(Bay News 9)   Every man dreams of threesomes with two babes. Some men experience such threesomes. Then there's this guy   (baynews9.com) divider line 26
    More: Florida, underage girls, Temple Terrace, New Port Richey  
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19076 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2014 at 10:14 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-02 08:17:42 PM  
36 votes:
I organized a threesome once. There were a few no shows, but I still had a good time.
2014-05-03 01:54:22 AM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 10:33:10 PM  
4 votes:

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


Sure it is. Menage a Troi you wants, Menage a Troi you gets.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2014-05-02 10:24:26 PM  
3 votes:
"Bailiff, whack his pee pee."
2014-05-02 10:52:14 PM  
2 votes:
He looks like the type of guy who would give the excuse that they lied about their age... that they said they were 14.
2014-05-02 10:45:22 PM  
2 votes:
Twins, Max. Sixteen year olds.

s3.amazonaws.com
2014-05-03 04:37:20 AM  
1 votes:
Jeez judging by all the quoted posts, this thread is like a "Who's Who" of my ignore list.  What a clusterfark of dipshiats- internet Don Juans and pedophile apologists clashing in an orgy of dumbfarkery.

Why is it that I'm still holding out on getting TotalFark?
2014-05-03 12:51:25 AM  
1 votes:
Threesomes work because nobody can comprehend the mechanics of it.  I don't care who you are.  Even the most advanced mathematicians of our time cannot solve the three body problem.
2014-05-03 12:21:26 AM  
1 votes:

LoneVVolf: Well if you add 'em up, he really just banged a 25 year old...


And that's within the [age/2]+7 rule, so it's all good.

...right?

/he did divide by two, after all
2014-05-03 12:02:46 AM  
1 votes:
The 12 & 13 year olds later got high fives from all their friends.
Where were these hot older guys when I was a kid?
2014-05-02 11:57:29 PM  
1 votes:

Thomas Hertl's Playoff Beard: Youth is truly wasted on the young.


Haha so true. Just be glad you at least had that one week. Not everyone is so blessed. :D
2014-05-02 11:55:29 PM  
1 votes:
Experienced this at age 16 when my first girlfriend decided to share me with her girlfriend for a week, while her parents were out of town. I would now have thought at the time that week would be the only threesome experience in my life, but sadly it was. Now I am approaching 50. While I had many other girlfriends after that, and I am now happily married, I can still recall every detail of that week. Youth is truly wasted on the young.
2014-05-02 11:25:22 PM  
1 votes:

budrojr: $20,150 is an oddly specific number.  I wonder how they arrived at that value.


Maybe the DA needed a new Kindle?
2014-05-02 11:22:57 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Brainsick: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

MMF: Gay sex with an audience

gay sex is always better with an audience.
All you tough guy homophobes like watching 2 chicks at the same time, right?

/some of you are joking and not really homophobes perhaps


It's FARK, odds are good we're all joking

/it's only gay if your balls touch
//even then, it's only gay if you're actually, you know, gay
///silly humans, with our labels and categories
2014-05-02 11:16:20 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


MMF: Gay sex with an audience


/stolen from some Farker
2014-05-02 11:14:50 PM  
1 votes:
img4.wikia.nocookie.net

fark, I am disappoint.
2014-05-02 11:06:27 PM  
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?


Does that mean you use both hands?

Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
2014-05-02 11:03:36 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


What does "pretty much ignored" mean?

'Yeah maybe I tugged on his wang a couple times to help him keep his boner up but other than that I was totally focused on the chick"
2014-05-02 10:55:50 PM  
1 votes:

Killer Cars: Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.


So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?
2014-05-02 10:52:51 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


So you didn't entirely ignore him. Interesting.
2014-05-02 10:47:01 PM  
1 votes:
Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.
2014-05-02 10:45:26 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.
2014-05-02 10:41:40 PM  
1 votes:
He needed a 6yo to add up to his age.

/slacker
2014-05-02 10:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Unimpressed
cdn.buzznet.com
2014-05-02 10:30:40 PM  
1 votes:
And he didn't even need the million dollars!
2014-05-02 10:18:55 PM  
1 votes:
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
 
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