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(Bay News 9)   Every man dreams of threesomes with two babes. Some men experience such threesomes. Then there's this guy   (baynews9.com) divider line 21
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2014-05-02 10:45:52 PM  
6 votes:

"Detectives said the girls admitted to having sex with Silliman, and they eventually learned the 12-year-old girl had sex with Silliman approximately 10 times over the past month."


Some Farker in the thread below about the 41 year old woman who slept with the thirteen year old boy multiple times said, "the woman's punishment should be based on how much the boy suffered". Well it seems like the 12 year old girl didn't suffer much if she kept going back for more, so the the guy's punishment for the 12 year old should be probation, just like the lady who slept with the teen.

2014-05-03 02:46:35 AM  
2 votes:

Stoker: When girls start taking taxis to go get laid, they know exactly what they are doing and they are not victims. They want the big "O".
Everybody just wants the big O.

I met a girl on the city bus once. She went knocking on doors to find me. (Surprise.) When I found out she was 15, I told her to hit the road. But I sure wanted to tap that ass. I could have been The Victim had I not told her to go away.

Don't tell me girls don't know what they want and that they are innocent victims all the time" because we all know it's bullshiat.


That's just sex, they certainly haven't matured and some can't read people yet. Not to mention pregnancy at that age is a horrific thought.

Go away pedo creep. Don't bother responding. You're now in the ether.
2014-05-02 11:29:58 PM  
2 votes:

brimed03: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

I wearily assumed it was a troll and ignored him. Possibly I now think I will Ignore him.

/believe it or not, a lot of Farkers do a have a you-just-crossed-it line.


He's using posts from the thread about the 13 yo old boy and 39 yo woman from earlier today to contrast the response when the genders are switched.
2014-05-02 11:28:51 PM  
2 votes:

umad: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?


Uh, news flash, 12 and 13 year olds don't always know what's best for them, so even if they don't think of themselves as victims, they were still victimized.

Let me paint a picture of my upbringing:

I was raised in a Catholic family, I went to Catholic school. At 13, I remember realizing my parents had sex.. At least four times. I was an honors student. I went to a decent high school. Things weren't always perfect, but I graduated and went to college.

How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.
2014-05-02 10:45:56 PM  
2 votes:

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


they're 12 and 13, you farking cretin.
2014-05-02 10:39:55 PM  
2 votes:

umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice


This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.
2014-05-02 10:33:10 PM  
2 votes:

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


Sure it is. Menage a Troi you wants, Menage a Troi you gets.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2014-05-03 04:37:20 AM  
1 votes:
Jeez judging by all the quoted posts, this thread is like a "Who's Who" of my ignore list.  What a clusterfark of dipshiats- internet Don Juans and pedophile apologists clashing in an orgy of dumbfarkery.

Why is it that I'm still holding out on getting TotalFark?
2014-05-03 02:48:46 AM  
1 votes:

fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...


So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym
2014-05-03 01:33:20 AM  
1 votes:

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me
2014-05-03 01:01:11 AM  
1 votes:

Cpl.D: Threesomes work because nobody can comprehend the mechanics of it.  I don't care who you are.  Even the most advanced mathematicians of our time cannot solve the three body problem.


Well, unless you're lacking sexual hangups and the like. Then you're free and clear to make it work like a game of Tetris and then everyone's happy.
2014-05-03 12:39:18 AM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Or she's pulling a train.


You know, that's one of those phrases that really fails when you think about it. Presumably, she's the locomotive if she's doing the "pulling" which means only one "car" is directly connected to her, and then each car behind that is "connected" to the one in front of it.
2014-05-02 11:40:50 PM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Ballsy: umad: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?

Uh, news flash, 12 and 13 year olds don't always know what's best for them, so even if they don't think of themselves as victims, they were still victimized.

Let me paint a picture of my upbringing:

I was raised in a Catholic family, I went to Catholic school. At 13, I remember realizing my parents had sex.. At least four times. I was an honors student. I went to a decent high school. Things weren't always perfect, but I graduated and went to college.

How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.


I was working for city government one time, putting on shows for kids. We went to one middle school, and they assigned a couple of students to help us set up. When it was over, one 13-year-old girl came up and gave me a hug, which I reluctantly accepted before pushing her away when she tried to nuzzle my neck.

Likewise, I was once judging the regional Thespians competition when a girl of about 16 pushed her body up against me and said "I'd do anything to get a good vote!" I said "I hope that means using your theatrical skills to their best, because if you're saying what I think you are, you're on the road to disqualification."
2014-05-02 11:04:57 PM  
1 votes:
Well if you add 'em up, he really just banged a 25 year old...
2014-05-02 10:58:39 PM  
1 votes:
My opinion is tainted by personal experience, but I agree for the most part with the "meh" feelings in this thread. I was "abused" at a very young age by my teenage (he had to be sixteen, he drove but I don't remember his age) babysitter. It happened many times over a long period of time and it was AWESOME!
2014-05-02 10:55:50 PM  
1 votes:

Killer Cars: Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.


So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?
2014-05-02 10:45:26 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.
2014-05-02 10:43:16 PM  
1 votes:

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


12 and 13 year olds, dude.
2014-05-02 10:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Unimpressed
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2014-05-02 10:32:42 PM  
1 votes:
I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.
2014-05-02 08:17:42 PM  
1 votes:
I organized a threesome once. There were a few no shows, but I still had a good time.
 
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