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2014-05-03 12:51:25 AM
Threesomes work because nobody can comprehend the mechanics of it.  I don't care who you are.  Even the most advanced mathematicians of our time cannot solve the three body problem.
 
2014-05-03 12:52:05 AM
*Threesomes never work.

/God damn my lack of coherence.
 
2014-05-03 01:01:11 AM

Cpl.D: Threesomes work because nobody can comprehend the mechanics of it.  I don't care who you are.  Even the most advanced mathematicians of our time cannot solve the three body problem.


Well, unless you're lacking sexual hangups and the like. Then you're free and clear to make it work like a game of Tetris and then everyone's happy.
 
2014-05-03 01:16:50 AM
He remains in the Land O' Lakes Detention Center in lieu of $20,150 bond.

I can't believe it's not butter.
 
2014-05-03 01:23:43 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

12 and 13 year olds, dude.


Biologically mature and enthusiastic, dude.
 
2014-05-03 01:28:02 AM
Double castration!!!

/Fark disappoints
 
2014-05-03 01:31:01 AM

Cpl.D: *Threesomes never work.

/God damn my lack of coherence.


I feel sorry for those who can't figure it out.  How hard is it to make out with a girl while you're farking a different girl while the girl you're farking is playing with the girl you're making out with?  then the girl you were farking starts kissing the other girl while you start farking the other one.  then both of them go down on you at the same time, etc..

/FFM scenario for comfort of all involved
 
2014-05-03 01:33:20 AM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me
 
2014-05-03 01:39:23 AM

mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me


in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.
 
2014-05-03 01:41:50 AM
I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...
 
2014-05-03 01:43:52 AM
Is he gonna use the R Kelly defense for jury nullification.  I think it went "Some underage girls is hos".
 
2014-05-03 01:46:06 AM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


Why, did you already do a GIS?

Those eyes "I can't believe I done did that."
 
2014-05-03 01:47:19 AM

SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me

in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.


Or the young cute one is shy, and the older one with the buzzcut is intent on teaching her how to pleasure you.

mmmmemories...
 
2014-05-03 01:48:46 AM
Of course I do love how we're posting about group sex on Fark on a Friday night...

/missing such a party right now because sharing colds are not so much sexy
 
2014-05-03 01:49:21 AM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


lockupyourdaughters.jpg
 
2014-05-03 01:52:43 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts
 
2014-05-03 01:54:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-03 01:57:09 AM

lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.

There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts


That's just your opinion man.
 
2014-05-03 01:58:15 AM

mr_fulano: SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me

in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.

Or the young cute one is shy, and the older one with the buzzcut is intent on teaching her how to pleasure you.

mmmmemories...


Funny.. I must've been really high because I don't remember you being there too.
 
2014-05-03 01:59:44 AM

Killer Cars: HighZoolander: So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?

Well, I was being facetious. But, If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male line cook's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak romp-in-the-walk-in fridge for a line of coke-accident.


Dropped a gram in a bucket of chicken stock, long ago and far away.

/yes, I threw it out
//jerk didn't cover it
///said I sneezed
 
2014-05-03 01:59:56 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.

There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts

That's just your opinion man.


If it isn't for you, so be it.  But don't bag on what other people enjoy.
Personally, I enjoy watching other people be pleasured.  A 3some can be great because there's no pressure on any one person to be 100% engaged the entire time, you can trade and enjoy each other together.
 
2014-05-03 02:03:24 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.

There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts

That's just your opinion man.


Especially counts if he went in the closet and peaked.

/lol
 
2014-05-03 02:03:48 AM

SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me

in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.

Or the young cute one is shy, and the older one with the buzzcut is intent on teaching her how to pleasure you.

mmmmemories...

Funny.. I must've been really high because I don't remember you being there too.


Were you cute or buzzcut?
 
2014-05-03 02:06:44 AM
Since it's getting into baseball season, was there "grass" on the field?
 
2014-05-03 02:08:28 AM

budrojr: $20,150 is an oddly specific number.  I wonder how they arrived at that value.


10% of 201,500? Why not make it a quater mil?
 
2014-05-03 02:12:57 AM
Threesome? Proper etiquette is a foursome.
 
2014-05-03 02:13:01 AM

Brainsick: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

Three people present does not a 'threesome' make, is the point. We're being pedantic and arguing semantics (yup, welcome to Fark and all that...), but it breaks down like this, IMHO:
3 dudes- threesome
3 girls- threesome
2 guys 1 girl- threesome IF all are involved simultaneously, if not, tag team or 'finger cuffs'
2 girls, 1 guy- see above, if the girls are with each other, and the guy is on the sidelines shaking hands with beef, it's not a threesome


/the important thing to remember is, even those of us who are 'homophobic' aren't doing underage girls
//so we've got that going for us


That is certainly not a girls point of view.

Just thought i'd point that out.
 
2014-05-03 02:19:16 AM

Capo Del Bandito: I might be focusing on the wrong part of this story but...

Where'd the $150 part of his bond come from? That seems an odd amount to throw into the mix of the 20 grand bond.


8ball for the judge from the evidence room?

It must somehow be specific to their guidelines after adding up the charges.

/maybe he littered too
//half a ton of garbage etc.
 
2014-05-03 02:20:51 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: Witness99: brimed03: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

I wearily assumed it was a troll and ignored him. Possibly I now think I will Ignore him.

/believe it or not, a lot of Farkers do a have a you-just-crossed-it line.

He's using posts from the thread about the 13 yo old boy and 39 yo woman from earlier today to contrast the response when the genders are switched.

That you for clearing that up. I wasn't around earlier


Gotta say - it's a sneakily brilliant socialogical study.

+2
 
2014-05-03 02:22:33 AM

SquiggsIN: Cerebral Ballsy: How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.

Yeah.  I think any 12/13 year olds who would engage in such behavior probably have some parents that have some explaining to do.  What on earth did these girls witness at that age to lead them to such behavior?


Daddy

/went for the low hanging fruit
 
2014-05-03 02:28:15 AM
Thanks  Obama.
 
2014-05-03 02:33:16 AM

Corvus: hey 12 + 13 = 25 which is greater than 18

See all perfectly fine!


And this is why you should read the thread first.

Around the 4th time for the same thing said.

/sorry
//headache....little cranky
 
2014-05-03 02:41:35 AM

Capo Del Bandito: zarker: Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia

...possession of paraphernalia  is a square 150? That's..odd it seems.


10% of 1500

Not many bonds are straight bonds, it's mostly 10%.
Let's them be tough without it being beyond reason.

Twice I've been in the gallery killing time downtown waiting for a fiend to get off work when a million dollar straight bond was handed down. The room becomes very still, guess there's no gasp when the person is just that evil. It's the knowing that someones life is over right now, at the preliminary I guess.
 
2014-05-03 02:46:35 AM

Stoker: When girls start taking taxis to go get laid, they know exactly what they are doing and they are not victims. They want the big "O".
Everybody just wants the big O.

I met a girl on the city bus once. She went knocking on doors to find me. (Surprise.) When I found out she was 15, I told her to hit the road. But I sure wanted to tap that ass. I could have been The Victim had I not told her to go away.

Don't tell me girls don't know what they want and that they are innocent victims all the time" because we all know it's bullshiat.


That's just sex, they certainly haven't matured and some can't read people yet. Not to mention pregnancy at that age is a horrific thought.

Go away pedo creep. Don't bother responding. You're now in the ether.
 
2014-05-03 02:48:13 AM

zarker: Capo Del Bandito: zarker: Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia

...possession of paraphernalia  is a square 150? That's..odd it seems.

I did some googling, and in florida drug paraphernalia charges are 1000, which means the two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior were 9575 each, assuming they're the same.


/hat tip for your efforts ;-)
 
2014-05-03 02:48:46 AM

fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...


So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym
 
2014-05-03 02:51:12 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.


Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie
 
2014-05-03 02:56:37 AM

Lurk sober post drunk: fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...

So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym


Number of participants, not a rating system. Now if you'll excuse me, I must pour myself a 12.
 
2014-05-03 02:57:12 AM

Boojum2k: Mid_mo_mad_man: Or she's pulling a train.

You know, that's one of those phrases that really fails when you think about it. Presumably, she's the locomotive if she's doing the "pulling" which means only one "car" is directly connected to her, and then each car behind that is "connected" to the one in front of it.


Does the caboose hafte be a short guy?

I am by no means sheltered, but I didn't know about trains until I read "The Choir Boys".

About a group of cops and I give kudos to the author for the title; I forget who wrote it - joseph someone maybe?
 
2014-05-03 03:10:02 AM

lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie


Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?
 
2014-05-03 03:14:27 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie

Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?


Definitely not. I just heard tings.

/not typo
 
2014-05-03 03:20:34 AM

lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie

Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?

Definitely not. I just heard tings.

/not typo


I hope no offense was taken
 
2014-05-03 03:21:42 AM

fredbox: Lurk sober post drunk: fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...

So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym

Number of participants, not a rating system. Now if you'll excuse me, I must pour myself a 12.


Pour yourself a drink so fine it's off the damn 10 chart?  Nice.
 
2014-05-03 03:27:52 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie

Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?

Definitely not. I just heard tings.

/not typo

I hope no offense was taken


Nah. We're just playin' around and I did keep on about it. And you're well-mannered, considering the subject this late on a weekend ;-)

Fell asleep for a few hour earlier, needed it but now I be farkin too late. On the other hand, folks from Hawaii and thereabouts should be showing up soon.
 
2014-05-03 03:37:08 AM
What's with the threesome debate, people? 3 people in bed equals a threesome, period. Jeezus.

Straight white male perspective is far from the only perspective, goofballs.
 
2014-05-03 03:43:43 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: What's with the threesome debate, people? 3 people in bed equals a threesome, period. Jeezus.

Straight white male perspective is far from the only perspective, goofballs.


*loud, deafening applause*
 
2014-05-03 04:04:37 AM
Is it just me, or does the Land O' Lakes Detention Center sounds like kind of a nice place.
 
2014-05-03 04:37:20 AM
Jeez judging by all the quoted posts, this thread is like a "Who's Who" of my ignore list.  What a clusterfark of dipshiats- internet Don Juans and pedophile apologists clashing in an orgy of dumbfarkery.

Why is it that I'm still holding out on getting TotalFark?
 
2014-05-03 04:54:54 AM
I had a date for a threesome so I took an aphrodisiac ahead of time.  The next day I had to buy liniment.  For my arms.  The girls didn't show up.
 
2014-05-03 05:30:14 AM

zimbomba63: Is it just me, or does the Land O' Lakes Detention Center sounds like kind of a nice place.


At least the lube is free, if partially hydrogenated.
 
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