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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-05-02 07:54:50 PM
Did he have a threesome, or just alternate girls?

There was a great(*) story in Boston news about a rich old real estate developer who had his 20-something girl bring him an underage teen for cocaine fueled threesomes. The teen died before she could testify against him.

(*) Great in the titilating sex scandal sense that we love on Fark. Not necessarily great for all concerned, but at least two thirds of the participants liked it.
 
2014-05-02 08:17:42 PM
I organized a threesome once. There were a few no shows, but I still had a good time.
 
2014-05-02 10:18:55 PM
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
 
2014-05-02 10:19:28 PM
So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?
 
2014-05-02 10:20:05 PM
I reckon he'll be in (the middle of?) plenty of threesomes pretty soon. And foursomes. And fivesomes. And almost-all-the-rest-of-them-somes.
 
2014-05-02 10:21:54 PM

farkingismybusiness: I organized a threesome once. There were a few no shows, but I still had a good time.


Ha.
 
2014-05-02 10:23:03 PM

ZAZ: Did he have a threesome, or just alternate girls?

There was a great(*) story in Boston news about a rich old real estate developer who had his 20-something girl bring him an underage teen for cocaine fueled threesomes. The teen died before she could testify against him.

(*) Great in the titilating sex scandal sense that we love on Fark. Not necessarily great for all concerned, but at least two thirds of the participants liked it.


I believe this was the premise of a Law & Order episode.

/What's with that bail amount?
 
2014-05-02 10:23:41 PM
Don't rush into cinco.
Start with dos.
 
2014-05-02 10:24:11 PM
Jealousy doesn't look good on you, Subby.
 
2014-05-02 10:24:26 PM
"Bailiff, whack his pee pee."
 
2014-05-02 10:25:50 PM
Only lewd and lascivious? One of my teachers got that for grabbing a girl's crotch (with clothes on).

How about "statutory rape", huh, Land O' Lakes? Were they child prostitutes? Are they not worthy of a statutory rape charge or what???
 
2014-05-02 10:26:47 PM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


No. That one's over in the Sports tab.
 
2014-05-02 10:28:13 PM
Here's hoping it was worth it.
 
2014-05-02 10:30:40 PM
And he didn't even need the million dollars!
 
2014-05-02 10:32:42 PM
I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.
 
2014-05-02 10:32:44 PM
Got another job for ya, Frank Castle.....
 
2014-05-02 10:33:10 PM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


Sure it is. Menage a Troi you wants, Menage a Troi you gets.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-05-02 10:35:37 PM
So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice
 
2014-05-02 10:35:52 PM
Unimpressed
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2014-05-02 10:37:47 PM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


I highly recommend trying those more than once.  :)
 
2014-05-02 10:39:55 PM

umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice


This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.
 
2014-05-02 10:41:40 PM
He needed a 6yo to add up to his age.

/slacker
 
2014-05-02 10:43:16 PM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


12 and 13 year olds, dude.
 
2014-05-02 10:45:22 PM
Twins, Max. Sixteen year olds.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-05-02 10:45:26 PM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.
 
2014-05-02 10:45:34 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

12 and 13 year olds, dude.


They mature faster than boys.
 
2014-05-02 10:45:52 PM

"Detectives said the girls admitted to having sex with Silliman, and they eventually learned the 12-year-old girl had sex with Silliman approximately 10 times over the past month."


Some Farker in the thread below about the 41 year old woman who slept with the thirteen year old boy multiple times said, "the woman's punishment should be based on how much the boy suffered". Well it seems like the 12 year old girl didn't suffer much if she kept going back for more, so the the guy's punishment for the 12 year old should be probation, just like the lady who slept with the teen.

 
2014-05-02 10:45:56 PM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


they're 12 and 13, you farking cretin.
 
2014-05-02 10:47:01 PM
Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.
 
2014-05-02 10:47:48 PM

Killer Cars: that would could


the hell? pick.
 
2014-05-02 10:48:42 PM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.
 
2014-05-02 10:49:03 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.
 
2014-05-02 10:51:48 PM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


Still doesn't count.
 
2014-05-02 10:52:14 PM
He looks like the type of guy who would give the excuse that they lied about their age... that they said they were 14.
 
2014-05-02 10:52:51 PM

buckler: He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


So you didn't entirely ignore him. Interesting.
 
2014-05-02 10:55:06 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.


So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?
 
2014-05-02 10:55:17 PM
I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?
 
2014-05-02 10:55:39 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.



Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.
 
2014-05-02 10:55:50 PM

Killer Cars: Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.


So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?
 
2014-05-02 10:55:53 PM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


It's pretty great, I had one with an ex and her best friend...MDMA is a fantastic drug.
 
2014-05-02 10:58:39 PM
My opinion is tainted by personal experience, but I agree for the most part with the "meh" feelings in this thread. I was "abused" at a very young age by my teenage (he had to be sixteen, he drove but I don't remember his age) babysitter. It happened many times over a long period of time and it was AWESOME!
 
2014-05-02 10:59:04 PM
Prison, general Population, Problem solved, no more bad judgement with 12 year old anything.
 
2014-05-02 10:59:25 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


maybe to you it doesn't.
 
2014-05-02 11:01:31 PM

HighZoolander: So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?


Well, I was being facetious. But, If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male line cook's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak romp-in-the-walk-in fridge for a line of coke-accident.
 
2014-05-02 11:02:47 PM

Mrbogey: buckler: He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

So you didn't entirely ignore him. Interesting.


I only made accommodations for him to make her pleasure better, as he did for me.
 
2014-05-02 11:03:36 PM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


What does "pretty much ignored" mean?

'Yeah maybe I tugged on his wang a couple times to help him keep his boner up but other than that I was totally focused on the chick"
 
2014-05-02 11:04:57 PM
Well if you add 'em up, he really just banged a 25 year old...
 
2014-05-02 11:06:27 PM

Bucky Katt: I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?


Does that mean you use both hands?

Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
 
2014-05-02 11:09:16 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

What does "pretty much ignored" mean?

'Yeah maybe I tugged on his wang a couple times to help him keep his boner up but other than that I was totally focused on the chick"


Nah...that may be a mock-worthy situation, but I just let him do his thing. We had no contact.
 
2014-05-02 11:13:01 PM
img0.joyreactor.com
 
2014-05-02 11:14:50 PM
img4.wikia.nocookie.net

fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-02 11:15:52 PM
Does the female doctor and nurse handling my junk when I got my vasectomy count?

/even had some Valium beforehand
 
2014-05-02 11:15:53 PM
12? I have dress shoes older than that.
 
2014-05-02 11:16:20 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


MMF: Gay sex with an audience


/stolen from some Farker
 
2014-05-02 11:18:19 PM

Killer Cars: HighZoolander: So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?

Well, I was being facetious. But, If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male line cook's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak romp-in-the-walk-in fridge for a line of coke-accident.


Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me.
 
2014-05-02 11:18:50 PM

Brainsick: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

MMF: Gay sex with an audience


/stolen from some Farker


Well if he didn't touch the dude it's really just playing tag team on a chick.
 
2014-05-02 11:19:58 PM

Brainsick: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

MMF: Gay sex with an audience


gay sex is always better with an audience.
All you tough guy homophobes like watching 2 chicks at the same time, right?

/some of you are joking and not really homophobes perhaps
 
2014-05-02 11:20:22 PM

Mrbogey: Brainsick: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

MMF: Gay sex with an audience


/stolen from some Farker

Well if he didn't touch the dude it's really just playing tag team on a chick.


Yup
 
2014-05-02 11:22:57 PM

SquiggsIN: Brainsick: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

MMF: Gay sex with an audience

gay sex is always better with an audience.
All you tough guy homophobes like watching 2 chicks at the same time, right?

/some of you are joking and not really homophobes perhaps


It's FARK, odds are good we're all joking

/it's only gay if your balls touch
//even then, it's only gay if you're actually, you know, gay
///silly humans, with our labels and categories
 
2014-05-02 11:23:14 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.


I wearily assumed it was a troll and ignored him. Possibly I now think I will Ignore him.

/believe it or not, a lot of Farkers do a have a you-just-crossed-it line.
 
2014-05-02 11:23:18 PM
$20,150 is an oddly specific number.  I wonder how they arrived at that value.
 
2014-05-02 11:23:54 PM

Brainsick: Mrbogey: Brainsick: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

MMF: Gay sex with an audience


/stolen from some Farker

Well if he didn't touch the dude it's really just playing tag team on a chick.

Yup


Unless the chick was wearing a strap-on.  We might need a clarification.
 
2014-05-02 11:25:22 PM

budrojr: $20,150 is an oddly specific number.  I wonder how they arrived at that value.


Maybe the DA needed a new Kindle?
 
2014-05-02 11:25:51 PM
Well, the threesome was the only way he could make it legal. They were 12+13 = 25 years old.
 
2014-05-02 11:26:12 PM

ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.


I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?
 
2014-05-02 11:26:13 PM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


So you had one threesome and one 1.5some. Which averages out to two 1-on-1 sessions.

Congratulations, that still puts you up 2 on most Farkers.
 
2014-05-02 11:28:51 PM

umad: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?


Uh, news flash, 12 and 13 year olds don't always know what's best for them, so even if they don't think of themselves as victims, they were still victimized.

Let me paint a picture of my upbringing:

I was raised in a Catholic family, I went to Catholic school. At 13, I remember realizing my parents had sex.. At least four times. I was an honors student. I went to a decent high school. Things weren't always perfect, but I graduated and went to college.

How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.
 
2014-05-02 11:29:58 PM

brimed03: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

I wearily assumed it was a troll and ignored him. Possibly I now think I will Ignore him.

/believe it or not, a lot of Farkers do a have a you-just-crossed-it line.


He's using posts from the thread about the 13 yo old boy and 39 yo woman from earlier today to contrast the response when the genders are switched.
 
2014-05-02 11:38:06 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?


Three people present does not a 'threesome' make, is the point. We're being pedantic and arguing semantics (yup, welcome to Fark and all that...), but it breaks down like this, IMHO:
3 dudes- threesome
3 girls- threesome
2 guys 1 girl- threesome IF all are involved simultaneously, if not, tag team or 'finger cuffs'
2 girls, 1 guy- see above, if the girls are with each other, and the guy is on the sidelines shaking hands with beef, it's not a threesome


/the important thing to remember is, even those of us who are 'homophobic' aren't doing underage girls
//so we've got that going for us
 
2014-05-02 11:39:42 PM
Are so many people doing silly things that the mods can greenlight those with names that match their behaviors? Here we got Silliman, tricks are NOT for kids. And Mr. Nono who got drunk, drove to a police station, got into a fight with his wife there.
 
2014-05-02 11:40:50 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: umad: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?

Uh, news flash, 12 and 13 year olds don't always know what's best for them, so even if they don't think of themselves as victims, they were still victimized.

Let me paint a picture of my upbringing:

I was raised in a Catholic family, I went to Catholic school. At 13, I remember realizing my parents had sex.. At least four times. I was an honors student. I went to a decent high school. Things weren't always perfect, but I graduated and went to college.

How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.


I was working for city government one time, putting on shows for kids. We went to one middle school, and they assigned a couple of students to help us set up. When it was over, one 13-year-old girl came up and gave me a hug, which I reluctantly accepted before pushing her away when she tried to nuzzle my neck.

Likewise, I was once judging the regional Thespians competition when a girl of about 16 pushed her body up against me and said "I'd do anything to get a good vote!" I said "I hope that means using your theatrical skills to their best, because if you're saying what I think you are, you're on the road to disqualification."
 
2014-05-02 11:40:59 PM
I might be focusing on the wrong part of this story but...

Where'd the $150 part of his bond come from? That seems an odd amount to throw into the mix of the 20 grand bond.
 
2014-05-02 11:41:34 PM

Witness99: brimed03: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

I wearily assumed it was a troll and ignored him. Possibly I now think I will Ignore him.

/believe it or not, a lot of Farkers do a have a you-just-crossed-it line.

He's using posts from the thread about the 13 yo old boy and 39 yo woman from earlier today to contrast the response when the genders are switched.


That you for clearing that up. I wasn't around earlier
 
2014-05-02 11:43:57 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.


Yeah.  I think any 12/13 year olds who would engage in such behavior probably have some parents that have some explaining to do.  What on earth did these girls witness at that age to lead them to such behavior?
 
2014-05-02 11:44:07 PM

Capo Del Bandito: I might be focusing on the wrong part of this story but...

Where'd the $150 part of his bond come from? That seems an odd amount to throw into the mix of the 20 grand bond.


He had to pay his girlfriend's babysitter.
 
2014-05-02 11:45:30 PM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


My first threesome was a MMF, I was invited to be the extra dude and had the hots for the chick so I accepted the invite. My second was FFM, again I was invited. The girls said they were bi-curious but wanted a dude involved so they would both feel more comfortable and I was the lucky dude. Had an attempted foursome with those same two girls, but the other guy ended up getting left out of most of it. Fourth was with a different set of girls. That one happened because a girl I was gettin' it on with for a while wanted to keep getting it on with me but I was keen on moving on. I told her that if she wanted to get it on she had to bring along this other girl who we both knew. I didn't actually think she would do it, but one evening she showed up with the other girl. I was hanging with a buddy of mine when she showed up so the threesome became a foursome, then a threesome again when my buddy had to bail for work. The last of the threesomes was a girl that wanted to try DP and asked me and a friend of mine to help her out with the fantasy. We went back to my place to take care of business, but my buddy ran into inadequacy issues (he had a small dick). We tried telling him it didn't matter really, but he just couldn't get it up and participate so the poor girl didn't end up getting the DP she was looking for. :P

As near as I recall, I think that was my last threesome/multiple. Might have another one someday, but who knows...
 
2014-05-02 11:46:19 PM

Brainsick: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

Three people present does not a 'threesome' make, is the point. We're being pedantic and arguing semantics (yup, welcome to Fark and all that...), but it breaks down like this, IMHO:
3 dudes- threesome
3 girls- threesome
2 guys 1 girl- threesome IF all are involved simultaneously, if not, tag team or 'finger cuffs'
2 girls, 1 guy- see above, if the girls are with each other, and the guy is on the sidelines shaking hands with beef, it's not a threesome


/the important thing to remember is, even those of us who are 'homophobic' aren't doing underage girls
//so we've got that going for us


That makes sense, I guess i never really thought about it that way.  And while I'm not disagreeing with you, I'll probably always think of tag team or whatever as threesomes.
 
2014-05-02 11:46:54 PM

buckler: Cerebral Ballsy: umad: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?

Uh, news flash, 12 and 13 year olds don't always know what's best for them, so even if they don't think of themselves as victims, they were still victimized.

Let me paint a picture of my upbringing:

I was raised in a Catholic family, I went to Catholic school. At 13, I remember realizing my parents had sex.. At least four times. I was an honors student. I went to a decent high school. Things weren't always perfect, but I graduated and went to college.

How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.

I was working for city government one time, putting on shows for kids. We went to one middle school, and they assigned a couple of students to help us set up. When it was over, one 13-year-old girl came up and gave me a hug, which I reluctantly accepted before pushing her away when she tried to nuzzle my neck.

Likewise, I was once judging the regional Thespians competition when a girl of about 16 pushed her body up against me and said "I'd do anything to get a good vote!" I said "I hope that means using your theatrical skills to their best, because if you're saying what I think you are, you're on the road to disqualification."


#1 may be confused and have issues with boundaries.

#2 may have been a victim of early abuse and sexualization.. Or she could just be incredibly manipulative.

To take advantage of either one as an adult would still be victimizing them. And in the case of someone who has been abused and sexualized, it's re-victimizing a child who may not know any other way of behaving, but it's still not right. That's why we're adults and why we're expected to follow the law.
 
2014-05-02 11:51:28 PM
hey 12 + 13 = 25 which is greater than 18

See all perfectly fine!
 
2014-05-02 11:52:51 PM

Capo Del Bandito: I might be focusing on the wrong part of this story but...

Where'd the $150 part of his bond come from? That seems an odd amount to throw into the mix of the 20 grand bond.


Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia
 
2014-05-02 11:55:29 PM
Experienced this at age 16 when my first girlfriend decided to share me with her girlfriend for a week, while her parents were out of town. I would now have thought at the time that week would be the only threesome experience in my life, but sadly it was. Now I am approaching 50. While I had many other girlfriends after that, and I am now happily married, I can still recall every detail of that week. Youth is truly wasted on the young.
 
2014-05-02 11:55:37 PM

Brainsick: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

Three people present does not a 'threesome' make, is the point. We're being pedantic and arguing semantics (yup, welcome to Fark and all that...), but it breaks down like this, IMHO:
3 dudes- threesome
3 girls- threesome
2 guys 1 girl- threesome IF all are involved simultaneously, if not, tag team or 'finger cuffs'
2 girls, 1 guy- see above, if the girls are with each other, and the guy is on the sidelines shaking hands with beef, it's not a threesome


/the important thing to remember is, even those of us who are 'homophobic' aren't doing underage girls
//so we've got that going for us


I think his point was that, for him, only MMM counts. I think I remember him posting about liking to have all holes stuffed at once.

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-02 11:56:43 PM
I've had 2 of my wife's underage cousins make a move on me.  One was 17 at the time, one was only 14.  I try to avoid being anywhere near her family unless i'm in a room with a lot of people.  I don't want to be accused of anything that would get me my own fark headline.  Some of the people in her family are morons that don't teach their children any boundaries and let them do whatever they want from the time they can walk.  I'm amazed that all of the girls aren't pregnant at 16.
 
2014-05-02 11:57:29 PM

Thomas Hertl's Playoff Beard: Youth is truly wasted on the young.


Haha so true. Just be glad you at least had that one week. Not everyone is so blessed. :D
 
2014-05-02 11:58:46 PM

zarker: Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia


...possession of paraphernalia  is a square 150? That's..odd it seems.
 
2014-05-03 12:02:46 AM
The 12 & 13 year olds later got high fives from all their friends.
Where were these hot older guys when I was a kid?
 
2014-05-03 12:06:40 AM

Begoggle: The 12 & 13 year olds later got high fives from all their friends.
Where were these hot older guys when I was a kid?


working flipping burgers.
 
2014-05-03 12:08:28 AM
When girls start taking taxis to go get laid, they know exactly what they are doing and they are not victims. They want the big "O".
Everybody just wants the big O.

I met a girl on the city bus once. She went knocking on doors to find me. (Surprise.) When I found out she was 15, I told her to hit the road. But I sure wanted to tap that ass. I could have been The Victim had I not told her to go away.

Don't tell me girls don't know what they want and that they are innocent victims all the time" because we all know it's bullshiat.
 
2014-05-03 12:09:25 AM

Capo Del Bandito: zarker: Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia

...possession of paraphernalia  is a square 150? That's..odd it seems.


I did some googling, and in florida drug paraphernalia charges are 1000, which means the two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior were 9575 each, assuming they're the same.
 
2014-05-03 12:12:22 AM
I dated a slut in college for a bit.  She said that she would love to get another girl to join us.  I said it took 20 years to find the first girl who was willing to do that can I call you when I'm 40?
 
2014-05-03 12:21:26 AM

LoneVVolf: Well if you add 'em up, he really just banged a 25 year old...


And that's within the [age/2]+7 rule, so it's all good.

...right?

/he did divide by two, after all
 
2014-05-03 12:21:31 AM
Just like I like my whiskey....
Really I'm the first?
 
2014-05-03 12:22:33 AM
Awwwwww, kids are going down so fast these days

/What?
 
2014-05-03 12:26:18 AM

Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?


IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.
 
2014-05-03 12:28:41 AM

zarker: I did some googling, and in florida drug paraphernalia charges are 1000, which means the two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior were 9575 each, assuming they're the same.


...law is a terrifying beast.
 
2014-05-03 12:28:53 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.


Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.
 
2014-05-03 12:34:03 AM

SquiggsIN: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I highly recommend trying those more than once.  :)


Second. They're incredibly fun.
 
2014-05-03 12:34:31 AM

MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.


Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.
 
2014-05-03 12:39:18 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Or she's pulling a train.


You know, that's one of those phrases that really fails when you think about it. Presumably, she's the locomotive if she's doing the "pulling" which means only one "car" is directly connected to her, and then each car behind that is "connected" to the one in front of it.
 
2014-05-03 12:45:21 AM
One of the girls interviewed.

img.izismile.com
 
2014-05-03 12:51:25 AM
Threesomes work because nobody can comprehend the mechanics of it.  I don't care who you are.  Even the most advanced mathematicians of our time cannot solve the three body problem.
 
2014-05-03 12:52:05 AM
*Threesomes never work.

/God damn my lack of coherence.
 
2014-05-03 01:01:11 AM

Cpl.D: Threesomes work because nobody can comprehend the mechanics of it.  I don't care who you are.  Even the most advanced mathematicians of our time cannot solve the three body problem.


Well, unless you're lacking sexual hangups and the like. Then you're free and clear to make it work like a game of Tetris and then everyone's happy.
 
2014-05-03 01:16:50 AM
He remains in the Land O' Lakes Detention Center in lieu of $20,150 bond.

I can't believe it's not butter.
 
2014-05-03 01:23:43 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

12 and 13 year olds, dude.


Biologically mature and enthusiastic, dude.
 
2014-05-03 01:28:02 AM
Double castration!!!

/Fark disappoints
 
2014-05-03 01:31:01 AM

Cpl.D: *Threesomes never work.

/God damn my lack of coherence.


I feel sorry for those who can't figure it out.  How hard is it to make out with a girl while you're farking a different girl while the girl you're farking is playing with the girl you're making out with?  then the girl you were farking starts kissing the other girl while you start farking the other one.  then both of them go down on you at the same time, etc..

/FFM scenario for comfort of all involved
 
2014-05-03 01:33:20 AM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me
 
2014-05-03 01:39:23 AM

mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me


in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.
 
2014-05-03 01:41:50 AM
I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...
 
2014-05-03 01:43:52 AM
Is he gonna use the R Kelly defense for jury nullification.  I think it went "Some underage girls is hos".
 
2014-05-03 01:46:06 AM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


Why, did you already do a GIS?

Those eyes "I can't believe I done did that."
 
2014-05-03 01:47:19 AM

SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me

in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.


Or the young cute one is shy, and the older one with the buzzcut is intent on teaching her how to pleasure you.

mmmmemories...
 
2014-05-03 01:48:46 AM
Of course I do love how we're posting about group sex on Fark on a Friday night...

/missing such a party right now because sharing colds are not so much sexy
 
2014-05-03 01:49:21 AM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


lockupyourdaughters.jpg
 
2014-05-03 01:52:43 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts
 
2014-05-03 01:54:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-03 01:57:09 AM

lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.

There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts


That's just your opinion man.
 
2014-05-03 01:58:15 AM

mr_fulano: SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me

in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.

Or the young cute one is shy, and the older one with the buzzcut is intent on teaching her how to pleasure you.

mmmmemories...


Funny.. I must've been really high because I don't remember you being there too.
 
2014-05-03 01:59:44 AM

Killer Cars: HighZoolander: So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?

Well, I was being facetious. But, If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male line cook's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak romp-in-the-walk-in fridge for a line of coke-accident.


Dropped a gram in a bucket of chicken stock, long ago and far away.

/yes, I threw it out
//jerk didn't cover it
///said I sneezed
 
2014-05-03 01:59:56 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.

There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts

That's just your opinion man.


If it isn't for you, so be it.  But don't bag on what other people enjoy.
Personally, I enjoy watching other people be pleasured.  A 3some can be great because there's no pressure on any one person to be 100% engaged the entire time, you can trade and enjoy each other together.
 
2014-05-03 02:03:24 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.

There IS the vouyer factor.

/overruled - it counts

That's just your opinion man.


Especially counts if he went in the closet and peaked.

/lol
 
2014-05-03 02:03:48 AM

SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: SquiggsIN: mr_fulano: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

Good MMF is so much better than tepid FFM.
/don't judge me

in my experience tepid ffm results when, as a man, you're the third wheel for 2 lesbian-leaning women.

Or the young cute one is shy, and the older one with the buzzcut is intent on teaching her how to pleasure you.

mmmmemories...

Funny.. I must've been really high because I don't remember you being there too.


Were you cute or buzzcut?
 
2014-05-03 02:06:44 AM
Since it's getting into baseball season, was there "grass" on the field?
 
2014-05-03 02:08:28 AM

budrojr: $20,150 is an oddly specific number.  I wonder how they arrived at that value.


10% of 201,500? Why not make it a quater mil?
 
2014-05-03 02:12:57 AM
Threesome? Proper etiquette is a foursome.
 
2014-05-03 02:13:01 AM

Brainsick: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

Three people present does not a 'threesome' make, is the point. We're being pedantic and arguing semantics (yup, welcome to Fark and all that...), but it breaks down like this, IMHO:
3 dudes- threesome
3 girls- threesome
2 guys 1 girl- threesome IF all are involved simultaneously, if not, tag team or 'finger cuffs'
2 girls, 1 guy- see above, if the girls are with each other, and the guy is on the sidelines shaking hands with beef, it's not a threesome


/the important thing to remember is, even those of us who are 'homophobic' aren't doing underage girls
//so we've got that going for us


That is certainly not a girls point of view.

Just thought i'd point that out.
 
2014-05-03 02:19:16 AM

Capo Del Bandito: I might be focusing on the wrong part of this story but...

Where'd the $150 part of his bond come from? That seems an odd amount to throw into the mix of the 20 grand bond.


8ball for the judge from the evidence room?

It must somehow be specific to their guidelines after adding up the charges.

/maybe he littered too
//half a ton of garbage etc.
 
2014-05-03 02:20:51 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: Witness99: brimed03: Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.

I wearily assumed it was a troll and ignored him. Possibly I now think I will Ignore him.

/believe it or not, a lot of Farkers do a have a you-just-crossed-it line.

He's using posts from the thread about the 13 yo old boy and 39 yo woman from earlier today to contrast the response when the genders are switched.

That you for clearing that up. I wasn't around earlier


Gotta say - it's a sneakily brilliant socialogical study.

+2
 
2014-05-03 02:22:33 AM

SquiggsIN: Cerebral Ballsy: How close to my life do you think this girl has it? I can bet you she's done a few drugs. She may or may not be in school. She may or may not be a child prostitute. She may have been just taken up with this guy that she might have met over the Internet. But she's not doing what she should be doing: experiencing her teen years on her terms, going on dates with boys her own age, studying for her math test and talking with her BFF about that movie they want to see. She's not just a victim, her life sounds like it's 20 kinds of farked up if she's taking a cab to see this pervert.

Yeah.  I think any 12/13 year olds who would engage in such behavior probably have some parents that have some explaining to do.  What on earth did these girls witness at that age to lead them to such behavior?


Daddy

/went for the low hanging fruit
 
2014-05-03 02:28:15 AM
Thanks  Obama.
 
2014-05-03 02:33:16 AM

Corvus: hey 12 + 13 = 25 which is greater than 18

See all perfectly fine!


And this is why you should read the thread first.

Around the 4th time for the same thing said.

/sorry
//headache....little cranky
 
2014-05-03 02:41:35 AM

Capo Del Bandito: zarker: Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia

...possession of paraphernalia  is a square 150? That's..odd it seems.


10% of 1500

Not many bonds are straight bonds, it's mostly 10%.
Let's them be tough without it being beyond reason.

Twice I've been in the gallery killing time downtown waiting for a fiend to get off work when a million dollar straight bond was handed down. The room becomes very still, guess there's no gasp when the person is just that evil. It's the knowing that someones life is over right now, at the preliminary I guess.
 
2014-05-03 02:46:35 AM

Stoker: When girls start taking taxis to go get laid, they know exactly what they are doing and they are not victims. They want the big "O".
Everybody just wants the big O.

I met a girl on the city bus once. She went knocking on doors to find me. (Surprise.) When I found out she was 15, I told her to hit the road. But I sure wanted to tap that ass. I could have been The Victim had I not told her to go away.

Don't tell me girls don't know what they want and that they are innocent victims all the time" because we all know it's bullshiat.


That's just sex, they certainly haven't matured and some can't read people yet. Not to mention pregnancy at that age is a horrific thought.

Go away pedo creep. Don't bother responding. You're now in the ether.
 
2014-05-03 02:48:13 AM

zarker: Capo Del Bandito: zarker: Probably the possession of drug paraphernalia

...possession of paraphernalia  is a square 150? That's..odd it seems.

I did some googling, and in florida drug paraphernalia charges are 1000, which means the two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior were 9575 each, assuming they're the same.


/hat tip for your efforts ;-)
 
2014-05-03 02:48:46 AM

fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...


So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym
 
2014-05-03 02:51:12 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.


Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie
 
2014-05-03 02:56:37 AM

Lurk sober post drunk: fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...

So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym


Number of participants, not a rating system. Now if you'll excuse me, I must pour myself a 12.
 
2014-05-03 02:57:12 AM

Boojum2k: Mid_mo_mad_man: Or she's pulling a train.

You know, that's one of those phrases that really fails when you think about it. Presumably, she's the locomotive if she's doing the "pulling" which means only one "car" is directly connected to her, and then each car behind that is "connected" to the one in front of it.


Does the caboose hafte be a short guy?

I am by no means sheltered, but I didn't know about trains until I read "The Choir Boys".

About a group of cops and I give kudos to the author for the title; I forget who wrote it - joseph someone maybe?
 
2014-05-03 03:10:02 AM

lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie


Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?
 
2014-05-03 03:14:27 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie

Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?


Definitely not. I just heard tings.

/not typo
 
2014-05-03 03:20:34 AM

lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie

Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?

Definitely not. I just heard tings.

/not typo


I hope no offense was taken
 
2014-05-03 03:21:42 AM

fredbox: Lurk sober post drunk: fredbox: I get about 2 threesomes a year, which since I live near Portland, pretty much makes me a virgin. That's a slow week for some people I know.

/a couple 4s, and one 5...

So you regularly have sex with a couple of 4s and one 5?
I'm not having regular threesomes, but I won't touch any chick under an 8.

/on my way to the gym

Number of participants, not a rating system. Now if you'll excuse me, I must pour myself a 12.


Pour yourself a drink so fine it's off the damn 10 chart?  Nice.
 
2014-05-03 03:27:52 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: lindalouwho: Mid_mo_mad_man: MayoSlather: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lurk sober post drunk: ben_reddy: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.


Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.

I don't understand either.  It's three people, right?

IMHO a threesome is two chicks and one dude. Two guys is tag teaming or is called a devil's three way.

Well, it's still a threesome for the girl.

Or she's pulling a train. Granted I'm speaking from a guys POV.

Overruled. Must be at least 3 guys to call it a train.

/just farkin' with you sweetie

Are you speaking from experience ? If so were pictures taken ?

Definitely not. I just heard tings.

/not typo

I hope no offense was taken


Nah. We're just playin' around and I did keep on about it. And you're well-mannered, considering the subject this late on a weekend ;-)

Fell asleep for a few hour earlier, needed it but now I be farkin too late. On the other hand, folks from Hawaii and thereabouts should be showing up soon.
 
2014-05-03 03:37:08 AM
What's with the threesome debate, people? 3 people in bed equals a threesome, period. Jeezus.

Straight white male perspective is far from the only perspective, goofballs.
 
2014-05-03 03:43:43 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: What's with the threesome debate, people? 3 people in bed equals a threesome, period. Jeezus.

Straight white male perspective is far from the only perspective, goofballs.


*loud, deafening applause*
 
2014-05-03 04:04:37 AM
Is it just me, or does the Land O' Lakes Detention Center sounds like kind of a nice place.
 
2014-05-03 04:37:20 AM
Jeez judging by all the quoted posts, this thread is like a "Who's Who" of my ignore list.  What a clusterfark of dipshiats- internet Don Juans and pedophile apologists clashing in an orgy of dumbfarkery.

Why is it that I'm still holding out on getting TotalFark?
 
2014-05-03 04:54:54 AM
I had a date for a threesome so I took an aphrodisiac ahead of time.  The next day I had to buy liniment.  For my arms.  The girls didn't show up.
 
2014-05-03 05:30:14 AM

zimbomba63: Is it just me, or does the Land O' Lakes Detention Center sounds like kind of a nice place.


At least the lube is free, if partially hydrogenated.
 
2014-05-03 05:55:16 AM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


Did ya guys have a "sword fight"?
 
2014-05-03 05:55:34 AM

fredbox: zimbomba63: Is it just me, or does the Land O' Lakes Detention Center sounds like kind of a nice place.

At least the lube is free, if partially hydrogenated.


And you have a choice of salted or unsalted too! They offer a special toy for the guys, but you have to call her margerine...
 
2014-05-03 06:15:38 AM
i almost had a threesome when I was 14. Not with men, either. i wish i was in the mood.

babes/babies  same thing, by the way
 
2014-05-03 07:03:37 AM
Oblig:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-03 07:26:22 AM

texastag: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]


that was the funniest thing  I've seen on the Onion in a long time.
 
2014-05-03 07:52:10 AM
yay - Pasco County - I love living here

/what a sillyman
 
2014-05-03 08:43:32 AM

Thomas Hertl's Playoff Beard: Experienced this at age 16 when my first girlfriend decided to share me with her girlfriend for a week, while her parents were out of town. I would now have thought at the time that week would be the only threesome experience in my life, but sadly it was. Now I am approaching 50. While I had many other girlfriends after that, and I am now happily married, I can still recall every detail of that week. Youth is truly wasted on the young.


Yeah this is why threesomes are bad.  The odds of having more than one ever are so low and I really wouldn't want to spend my life thinking "yeah I guess things are pretty good now, but I sure wish I could do THAT again".  That may not be exactly your perspective but I know that's what I'd be thinking.
 
2014-05-03 08:58:18 AM

FraggleStickCar: Jeez judging by all the quoted posts, this thread is like a "Who's Who" of my ignore list.  What a clusterfark of dipshiats- internet Don Juans and pedophile apologists clashing in an orgy of dumbfarkery.

Why is it that I'm still holding out on getting TotalFark?


People really have ignore lists? Somehow I'm thinking the ones on it won't care tho.

And I think you'll find that people are people everywhere, altho I suspect TF can do more about suffering fools
 
2014-05-03 09:17:13 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


This
 
2014-05-03 09:33:30 AM
I had a menage a trois when i was 5 - with a 6 and a 4 y/o. no, i am not making that up, although we clearly didn't have a clue what went where or how it was supposed to go.
 
2014-05-03 10:08:42 AM

FraggleStickCar: Jeez judging by all the quoted posts, this thread is like a "Who's Who" of my ignore list.  What a clusterfark of dipshiats- internet Don Juans and pedophile apologists clashing in an orgy of dumbfarkery.

Why is it that I'm still holding out on getting TotalFark?


Oh look at Mr Superior who is too good for pedophilia. So judgmental.
 
2014-05-03 10:56:25 AM

Bucky Katt: I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?



/to me a threesome is using both hands
 
2014-05-03 10:58:11 AM
www.baynews9.com
A million dollars? All I needed was taxi fare.
 
2014-05-03 11:05:24 AM
assets.burdastyle.com

He's being held in the Land O Lakes detention center.
Gonna need some butter when Bubba finds out what he did.
 
2014-05-03 11:32:59 AM

budrojr: $20,150 is an oddly specific number.  I wonder how they arrived at that value.


Judge probably figured out the guy has $20,000 in liquid assets available for bond.
 
2014-05-03 01:53:43 PM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-03 02:02:23 PM

Bucky Katt: I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?




Hell, I'm having one right now. Sabrina, don't stare at it. Eat it!
 
2014-05-03 02:36:53 PM

Witness99: He's using posts from the thread about the 13 yo old boy and 39 yo woman from earlier today to contrast the response when the genders are switched.


I'm glad at least one person figured it out. I bet half of the people who have me on ignore put me there when I was actually agreeing with them but they didn't realize it.
 
2014-05-03 03:14:35 PM

SmithHiller: [www.baynews9.com image 676x456]
A million dollars? All I needed was taxi fare.



That's the face of a man who knows that no one will care that he was able to convince a thirteen year old to have sex with him multiple times. He knows he messed up, and is in some serious deep shiat.

Anyone else remember this movie? Thirteen I watched a friend of mine go through something similar with his daughter, only it would have been titled Fifteen. If you're over18, the appropriate and intelligent response to sexual advances by someone that young is to run the hell away.
 
2014-05-03 07:20:32 PM
It sounds like they were so willing they went out of their way. Still illegal but if the article is true they seem no different than teenage boy banging his teacher.
 
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