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(Bay News 9)   Every man dreams of threesomes with two babes. Some men experience such threesomes. Then there's this guy   (baynews9.com) divider line 170
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-05-02 07:54:50 PM
Did he have a threesome, or just alternate girls?

There was a great(*) story in Boston news about a rich old real estate developer who had his 20-something girl bring him an underage teen for cocaine fueled threesomes. The teen died before she could testify against him.

(*) Great in the titilating sex scandal sense that we love on Fark. Not necessarily great for all concerned, but at least two thirds of the participants liked it.
 
2014-05-02 08:17:42 PM
I organized a threesome once. There were a few no shows, but I still had a good time.
 
2014-05-02 10:18:55 PM
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
 
2014-05-02 10:19:28 PM
So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?
 
2014-05-02 10:20:05 PM
I reckon he'll be in (the middle of?) plenty of threesomes pretty soon. And foursomes. And fivesomes. And almost-all-the-rest-of-them-somes.
 
2014-05-02 10:21:54 PM

farkingismybusiness: I organized a threesome once. There were a few no shows, but I still had a good time.


Ha.
 
2014-05-02 10:23:03 PM

ZAZ: Did he have a threesome, or just alternate girls?

There was a great(*) story in Boston news about a rich old real estate developer who had his 20-something girl bring him an underage teen for cocaine fueled threesomes. The teen died before she could testify against him.

(*) Great in the titilating sex scandal sense that we love on Fark. Not necessarily great for all concerned, but at least two thirds of the participants liked it.


I believe this was the premise of a Law & Order episode.

/What's with that bail amount?
 
2014-05-02 10:23:41 PM
Don't rush into cinco.
Start with dos.
 
2014-05-02 10:24:11 PM
Jealousy doesn't look good on you, Subby.
 
2014-05-02 10:24:26 PM
"Bailiff, whack his pee pee."
 
2014-05-02 10:25:50 PM
Only lewd and lascivious? One of my teachers got that for grabbing a girl's crotch (with clothes on).

How about "statutory rape", huh, Land O' Lakes? Were they child prostitutes? Are they not worthy of a statutory rape charge or what???
 
2014-05-02 10:26:47 PM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


No. That one's over in the Sports tab.
 
2014-05-02 10:28:13 PM
Here's hoping it was worth it.
 
2014-05-02 10:30:40 PM
And he didn't even need the million dollars!
 
2014-05-02 10:32:42 PM
I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.
 
2014-05-02 10:32:44 PM
Got another job for ya, Frank Castle.....
 
2014-05-02 10:33:10 PM

SquiggsIN: So this isn't a thread where we post pictures of our past menage a trois, is it?


Sure it is. Menage a Troi you wants, Menage a Troi you gets.

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2014-05-02 10:35:37 PM
So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice
 
2014-05-02 10:35:52 PM
Unimpressed
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2014-05-02 10:37:47 PM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


I highly recommend trying those more than once.  :)
 
2014-05-02 10:39:55 PM

umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice


This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.
 
2014-05-02 10:41:40 PM
He needed a 6yo to add up to his age.

/slacker
 
2014-05-02 10:43:16 PM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


12 and 13 year olds, dude.
 
2014-05-02 10:45:22 PM
Twins, Max. Sixteen year olds.

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2014-05-02 10:45:26 PM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.
 
2014-05-02 10:45:34 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

12 and 13 year olds, dude.


They mature faster than boys.
 
2014-05-02 10:45:52 PM

"Detectives said the girls admitted to having sex with Silliman, and they eventually learned the 12-year-old girl had sex with Silliman approximately 10 times over the past month."


Some Farker in the thread below about the 41 year old woman who slept with the thirteen year old boy multiple times said, "the woman's punishment should be based on how much the boy suffered". Well it seems like the 12 year old girl didn't suffer much if she kept going back for more, so the the guy's punishment for the 12 year old should be probation, just like the lady who slept with the teen.

 
2014-05-02 10:45:56 PM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


they're 12 and 13, you farking cretin.
 
2014-05-02 10:47:01 PM
Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.
 
2014-05-02 10:47:48 PM

Killer Cars: that would could


the hell? pick.
 
2014-05-02 10:48:42 PM

JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.


Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.
 
2014-05-02 10:49:03 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.
 
2014-05-02 10:51:48 PM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


Still doesn't count.
 
2014-05-02 10:52:14 PM
He looks like the type of guy who would give the excuse that they lied about their age... that they said they were 14.
 
2014-05-02 10:52:51 PM

buckler: He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


So you didn't entirely ignore him. Interesting.
 
2014-05-02 10:55:06 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: JesusJuice: umad: So which of these "victims" ratted him out? I bet one of them got tired of her mother being pissed off and came forward with her 'victimization'. The kid is a biatch.

/no hero tag?
//niiiiiice

This. These girls were taking taxis to go fark this guy. He may be a creep, but they are NOT victims.

Wow this is even more farked up than "she wasn't wearing underwear". I hope you're joking.


So who convinced her that she was a victim? What logic in her mind decided that she needed to have him put in jail?
 
2014-05-02 10:55:17 PM
I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?
 
2014-05-02 10:55:39 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

Still doesn't count.



Why doesn't that count?  Sorry I'm completely (unfortunately) ignorant of threesome rules, but it seems to fit the description.
 
2014-05-02 10:55:50 PM

Killer Cars: Not as stark of an age difference, but I used to work as a prep cook during high school, and an older line cook there (early-mid 20s) always had drugs on him, and I mean a goddamn variety of drugs that would could supply a weekend binge hosted by Hunter S Thompson and 30 of his wildest friends. I'd buy an eighth of pot off of him for pretty cheap every now and then and grin thinking I was getting a nice deal, until several months went by and I found out he was plowing through half the waitstaff there (girls I went to school with) and giving all sorts of stuff to them for free.

Point is, creeps with drugs can get underage girls scarily easy.


So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?
 
2014-05-02 10:55:53 PM

buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.


It's pretty great, I had one with an ex and her best friend...MDMA is a fantastic drug.
 
2014-05-02 10:58:39 PM
My opinion is tainted by personal experience, but I agree for the most part with the "meh" feelings in this thread. I was "abused" at a very young age by my teenage (he had to be sixteen, he drove but I don't remember his age) babysitter. It happened many times over a long period of time and it was AWESOME!
 
2014-05-02 10:59:04 PM
Prison, general Population, Problem solved, no more bad judgement with 12 year old anything.
 
2014-05-02 10:59:25 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.


maybe to you it doesn't.
 
2014-05-02 11:01:31 PM

HighZoolander: So you'd rather have slept with him for the drugs? Is that really a better deal?


Well, I was being facetious. But, If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male line cook's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak romp-in-the-walk-in fridge for a line of coke-accident.
 
2014-05-02 11:02:47 PM

Mrbogey: buckler: He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

So you didn't entirely ignore him. Interesting.


I only made accommodations for him to make her pleasure better, as he did for me.
 
2014-05-02 11:03:36 PM

buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.


What does "pretty much ignored" mean?

'Yeah maybe I tugged on his wang a couple times to help him keep his boner up but other than that I was totally focused on the chick"
 
2014-05-02 11:04:57 PM
Well if you add 'em up, he really just banged a 25 year old...
 
2014-05-02 11:06:27 PM

Bucky Katt: I have threesomes quite regularly.  Doesn't everyone?


Does that mean you use both hands?

Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
 
2014-05-02 11:09:16 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: buckler: Mid_mo_mad_man: buckler: I had two. One MMF, and one FFM. Both were pretty good, but more importantly, they were legal.

I don't know your sex but if your a dude mmf doesn't count as a threesome.

He was a buddy of mine, as well as of the woman, but I pretty much ignored him.

What does "pretty much ignored" mean?

'Yeah maybe I tugged on his wang a couple times to help him keep his boner up but other than that I was totally focused on the chick"


Nah...that may be a mock-worthy situation, but I just let him do his thing. We had no contact.
 
2014-05-02 11:13:01 PM
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