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(Pajiba)   Critic calls Elizabeth Banks' latest a "blow job movie from a director with barbed-wire braces," which either means he hated it or he has a really weird fetish   (pajiba.com ) divider line
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2014-05-02 05:45:21 PM  
 
2014-05-02 06:10:50 PM  

fusillade762: She's farking Seth Rogen.


I love that so much
 
2014-05-02 06:13:18 PM  
WTF happened to my dick?
 
2014-05-02 06:23:55 PM  

SmackLT: fusillade762: She's farking Seth Rogen.

I love that so much


Is it a rip-off of "I'm F*cking Matt Damon"?

/DNWTFV
 
2014-05-02 06:26:55 PM  
hmm, a website about girls giving head with braces?  If it's not already a website, I say we jump on this, sounds profitable.
 
2014-05-02 06:28:39 PM  
A Black&Decker Pecker Wrecker?
 
2014-05-02 06:30:42 PM  
Finally, the movie review blurb has moved past horrible puns and devolved completely into nonsense.
 
2014-05-02 06:34:46 PM  
No "why not both"?

I'll wait.
 
2014-05-02 06:34:59 PM  
My guess is he didn't like it.
 
2014-05-02 06:57:44 PM  
Metaphors are hard.
 
2014-05-02 07:14:16 PM  

Antimatter: hmm, a website about girls giving head with braces?  If it's not already a website, I say we jump on this, sounds profitable.


I'm not sure if it has a website, but I'm 100% sure pages of it can be found on xvideo or youporn.
 
2014-05-02 07:14:24 PM  
Did the writer type that up while sitting in a CoD lobby?
 
2014-05-02 07:16:29 PM  
Age-specific, there are teens horny enough to get a blowjob from a girl with barbed-wire braces.
 
2014-05-02 07:21:46 PM  
What exactly is a blowjob movie?

Ah, what exactly is a non-pornographic blowjob movie?
 
2014-05-02 07:27:13 PM  

bearcats1983: Antimatter: hmm, a website about girls giving head with braces?  If it's not already a website, I say we jump on this, sounds profitable.

I'm not sure if it has a website, but I'm 100% sure pages of it can be found on xvideo or youporn.


A friend of mine did some research into brace fetish back in the early 2000s after we found that a mutual acquaintance had a stockpile of brace-wearing girl porn.  It's a creepily robust community, a lot bigger than you might think.  The winner for us though was the guide on how to make realistic looking AND FEELING fake braces.  Y'know, for that authentic "pubic hair tangled in thin metal wire" experience.
 
2014-05-02 07:34:05 PM  
I'm not going to trust the opinion of anyone who thinks that Mr. Deeds and Little Nicky were among Adam Sandlers worst movies.  Not saying that those were great movies by any stretch, but Sandler has made so many movies far, far worse than those two.
 
2014-05-02 07:51:31 PM  
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2014-05-02 07:53:30 PM  
Elizabeth Banks? I'll take that bj, don't mind the braces
 
2014-05-02 08:11:13 PM  

yukichigai: bearcats1983: Antimatter: hmm, a website about girls giving head with braces?  If it's not already a website, I say we jump on this, sounds profitable.

I'm not sure if it has a website, but I'm 100% sure pages of it can be found on xvideo or youporn.

A friend of mine did some research into brace fetish back in the early 2000s after we found that a mutual acquaintance had a stockpile of brace-wearing girl porn.  It's a creepily robust community, a lot bigger than you might think.  The winner for us though was the guide on how to make realistic looking AND FEELING fake braces.  Y'know, for that authentic "pubic hair tangled in thin metal wire" experience.


Research. Right.
 
2014-05-02 08:11:33 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: SmackLT: fusillade762: She's farking Seth Rogen.

I love that so much

Is it a rip-off of "I'm F*cking Matt Damon"?

/DNWTFV


No. It's a ripoff of "I'm farking Ben Affleck".
 
2014-05-02 08:33:16 PM  

"It's a lousy farking movie with a great farking cast..."


Say hello to "The Counselor".

www.slantmagazine.com

 
2014-05-02 08:43:47 PM  
She's hot, though.

/mmm granny panties
 
2014-05-02 08:54:21 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: SmackLT: fusillade762: She's farking Seth Rogen.

I love that so much

Is it a rip-off of "I'm F*cking Matt Damon"?

/DNWTFV


I wonder how you could find out. Hmmmmm.
 
2014-05-02 08:56:15 PM  
She's my girlcrush. This doesn't diminish that one bit.
 
2014-05-02 09:05:25 PM  

Empty H: B.L.Z. Bub: SmackLT: fusillade762: She's farking Seth Rogen.

I love that so much

Is it a rip-off of "I'm F*cking Matt Damon"?

/DNWTFV

I wonder how you could find out. Hmmmmm.


By someone being considerate enough to tell me. Duh!
 
2014-05-02 09:19:17 PM  
it'll be worth watching just for however long Bill Burr is in it.
 
2014-05-02 09:22:08 PM  
I am having trouble believing that a) Elizabeth Banks is 40 and b) she's from Pittsfield, Massachusetts.

This would be the hoochie-mama dress in question.

wallwidehd.com

Yum.

I have some friends who like going to the $2 matinee to give bad movies the MST3K treatment - since we're usually the only people in the theatre we can do this. Spending $2 to heckle AND consider the unseemly ways in which I would horribly disappoint Elizabeth Banks? A bargain.
 
2014-05-02 10:26:00 PM  

sotua: Elizabeth Banks? I'll take that bj, don't mind the braces


4.bp.blogspot.com
/and she likes the kosher meat
 
KIA
2014-05-02 10:58:26 PM  

Gulper Eel: Spending $2 to heckle AND consider the unseemly ways in which I would horribly disappoint Elizabeth Banks? A bargain.


I like your style and wish to subscribe to your blog.
 
2014-05-02 11:07:29 PM  

SquiggsIN: Little Nicky was fully of Thank You cameos.  I actually enjoyed it.  It was better than almost everything he's made in the last decade.


I won't lie - Little Nicky is a guilty pleasure for me. It's terrible, and I know it's terrible, but I still find it hilarious for some reason.

The two stoner metalheads were the best characters.
 
2014-05-03 12:42:06 AM  

fusillade762: She's farking Seth Rogen.


Thanks.  (Yeah, it's old, but I hadn't seen it.)
 
2014-05-03 01:20:45 AM  
Yeah, it does seem like a terrible idea for a movie.

Elizabeth Banks is beautiful and funny, but she just doesn't make the sort of movies I want to see.
 
2014-05-03 01:33:05 AM  

Antimatter: hmm, a website about girls giving head with braces?  If it's not already a website, I say we jump on this, sounds profitable.


Haven't seen a whole site dedicated to that, but Kat's a pornstar with braces (hot as hell too).

http://www.pornstarbook.com/kat.shtml
 
2014-05-03 02:26:35 AM  
"while meanwhile?" What shiatty farking editing.
 
2014-05-03 04:01:48 AM  
I'd so do Elizabeth Banks....
 
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