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(Newser)   Ohio man sues 40 of his neighbors, totally can't understand why they're terrorizing him with horn honks   (newser.com) divider line 20
    More: Stupid, Ohio, Rick Krlich  
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11706 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2014 at 7:30 PM (21 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-02 07:45:35 PM
11 votes:
Just put up a "Honk if you love anal sex" sign, and you're done.
2014-05-02 07:39:25 PM
5 votes:

leevis: A friend of mine is engaged to a guy in that town. She told me about this last year.


Thank you, Simone.
2014-05-02 07:57:29 PM
4 votes:
40 neighbors? That's as many as 40 tens. And that is terrible.
2014-05-02 07:52:47 PM
4 votes:
They all sound like a bunch of honkeys.
2014-05-02 09:00:49 PM
2 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: WayneKerr: Just put up a "Honk if you love anal sex" sign, and you're done.

[i.imgur.com image 587x408]

Or "Honk if you love sex with children."
Or...come on, Fark. Let's have some fun with this.


www.elliottrodgers.com
2014-05-02 08:04:08 PM
2 votes:
I have a simple solution - any person who uses their horn for any reason other than to warn of an emergency shall be taken to a place of public execution and hanged by the neck until dead, and then cut into tiny pieces, and the pieces used to fuel a blast furnace in which we incinerate anyone genetically related to them.
That should do nicely.
2014-05-02 08:03:11 PM
2 votes:
I'd a whole town hates you, you're probably an asshole.

That said, if honking is determined to be protected free speech, mount a train horn with remote on the mailbox.
2014-05-02 07:55:40 PM
2 votes:

WayneKerr: Just put up a "Honk if you love anal sex" sign, and you're done.


i.imgur.com



Or "Honk if you love sex with children."
Or...come on, Fark. Let's have some fun with this.
2014-05-02 06:08:56 PM
2 votes:
"a vast conspiracy of horn honking"

Enough honks and they summon the Elder Gods.
2014-05-03 02:25:55 AM
1 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: The Flexecutioner: i'll care about this story when there's video confirming how much a nuisance this really is. 10 honks a day?  200 honks a day?

oh who am i kidding.  i will never care about this story.

He's claiming 5000 honks over seven years, or about two honks per day.

/honky-honky


Dead Honky!

criticalmassesmedia.com
2014-05-03 12:00:24 AM
1 votes:
This reminds me of the fark story several years back about the guy that was complaining about his neighbors playing loud music. It turn out to be a birthday card he had setting on his window sill. Sometimes the wind would catch it right and open it enough to start playing some tune.

Only this story seems to have a lot more mean.
2014-05-02 09:25:54 PM
1 votes:

WayneKerr: Just put up a "Honk if you love anal sex" sign, and you're done.


That will just increase the honking, and I'm already on board to honk at this guy without the sign.

Canton: 100 Watt Walrus: WayneKerr: Just put up a "Honk if you love anal sex" sign, and you're done.

[i.imgur.com image 587x408]

Or "Honk if you love sex with children."
Or...come on, Fark. Let's have some fun with this.

"Honk to Heil Hitler" has a certain ring to it.
"Honk if you love ebola"
"Honk if you love Kim Jong-il"
"Honk for Herpes"

/You get the idea


And how fast do you think someone will tamper with those signs to read something a little different like "Honk if  you I love sex with children."
2014-05-02 08:58:33 PM
1 votes:
Put up a sign saying

Honk if you support Obama

That will shut the small town crowd right the fark up
2014-05-02 08:41:53 PM
1 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: WayneKerr: Just put up a "Honk if you love anal sex" sign, and you're done.

[i.imgur.com image 587x408]

Or "Honk if you love sex with children."
Or...come on, Fark. Let's have some fun with this.


"Honk to Heil Hitler" has a certain ring to it.
"Honk if you love ebola"
"Honk if you love Kim Jong-il"
"Honk for Herpes"

/You get the idea
2014-05-02 08:30:18 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: "a vast conspiracy of horn honking"

Enough honks and they summon the Elder Gods.


Honk if you love Cthulhu?
2014-05-02 08:09:31 PM
1 votes:

SpdrJay: leevis: A friend of mine is engaged to a guy in that town. She told me about this last year.

Thank you, Simone.


img.geocaching.com

I LOL'd
2014-05-02 08:02:57 PM
1 votes:
i'll care about this story when there's video confirming how much a nuisance this really is. 10 honks a day?  200 honks a day?

oh who am i kidding.  i will never care about this story.
2014-05-02 07:48:42 PM
1 votes:
In the apartment complex where I live (and it's in Ohio) people come to pick up other people and they sit there and honk every few minutes.  Early in the morning.

Just TEXT the people you're picking up if you both have cellphones, or haul your lazy keister out and knock on the door!

Would I be a jerk if I used my keyless entry to lock my van's doors, which causes it to beep briefly?  Or if I'm in a really bad mood, hit the panic button...?  (No I don't do that.)
2014-05-02 07:47:02 PM
1 votes:

Russ1642: Lsherm: It sounds like he started suing them AFTER the horn honks started.  The honks started because he was suing for a house, or something.

Whatever.  Small town people can get really petty about some things.

Know why small towns are small? Because nobody wants to live there.


wrooong. Nobody wants to live near all of the other assholes, that is, until they move in and make it a not-so-small town. I am getting a honk out of these replies.
2014-05-02 07:29:53 PM
1 votes:
According to Krlich, the honking started when he sued the town's then-fire chief in an attempt to buy the house next door, which had been in John Clemente's family for generations. Krlich failed, Clemente moved in, and the horn-honking started

Yeah - I think the honking is over someone being an asshole in the first place.

Now, he's suing at least 40 alleged honkers. Says Clemente's wife, "Just a regular beep or just to beep at the neighbors across the street, he'll take you to court."

WELP, still an asshole.  I can't wait for this to make it to the Supreme Court over whether horn honking is free speech.

/Depends - are corporations or churches doing it?  Free speech.
 
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