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(Fark)   Take your phone off the hook, raid the mini-bar and remove your pants: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 21
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2014-05-02 03:32:00 PM  
Of course, the b00bies has to go to the Farkers that took the time to put the quiz together for you this week. Special thanks to your quizmasters this week: meow said the dog, Sim Tree, phlegmmo and SintoCheers to you all.
 
2014-05-02 03:32:52 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

Twilight Farkle 996
HenryFnord 992
mercator_psi 989
zarker 948
Englebert Slaptyback 931
Oakenraven 922
cwirtanen 920
QifutuWahuta 920
Queensowntalia 919
mutterfark 915

Nobody in Club 1000. Hmmmmm
 
2014-05-02 03:33:20 PM  
This week's Easy Quiz:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/325
 
2014-05-02 03:35:40 PM  
I rule! (for maybe 3 minutes)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Bob Falfa   564
kslonghorn    445
Unfreakable   0
 
2014-05-02 03:43:30 PM  
Remove?
 
2014-05-02 03:45:32 PM  
I may have gotten a lot of wrong answers, but the world would be a little more interesting if I had gotten a perfect score.
 
2014-05-02 03:45:47 PM  
648, I'm 3rd place for a few seconds at least
 
2014-05-02 03:58:28 PM  
It's never to early to be this hammered...

Also, I had to guess on one and, of course, got it wrong and ruined a perfect.  At least I've a better score than TwilightFarkle this week!  AHHAHAHAHahahaha... This deserves a victory beer.
 
2014-05-02 04:00:42 PM  

Dverning: It's never to early to be this hammered...

Also, I had to guess on one and, of course, got it wrong and ruined a perfect.  At least I've a better score than TwilightFarkle this week!  AHHAHAHAHahahaha... This deserves a victory beer.


MOAR BEER
 
2014-05-02 04:01:14 PM  

Unfreakable: Nobody in Club 1000. Hmmmmm


i.chzbgr.com

Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 920 (184 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 948 (52 seconds)

It's pretty early in the game, but it could happen. I spent a lot of time on a couple of questions that might have been easier than they looked. Thanks for another good one, quizmasters! (Also, since I was too slow to break the four-digit barrier, I should probably just get hammered no matter what time of day it is!)
 
2014-05-02 04:05:11 PM  
9 of 11 , 800 points, 6th place for a fleeting moment

/my best showing in months, it seems
 
2014-05-02 04:06:47 PM  
damn. i guess you actually have to read the articles, and cant just glaze over the headlines.
 
2014-05-02 04:09:15 PM  

kagemaru026: damn. i guess you actually have to read the articles, and cant just glaze over the headlines.


Usually this is the goal with many of the questions of we with the headlining softer balls thrown in.
 
2014-05-02 04:20:31 PM  

meow said the dog: kagemaru026: damn. i guess you actually have to read the articles, and cant just glaze over the headlines.

Usually this is the goal with many of the questions of we with the headlining softer balls thrown in.


weknowmemes.com
 
2014-05-02 04:22:43 PM  
 Number farking one! My best quiz score ever, and I guessed on the first question. I saw the fridge-igloo picture, but passed on reading the article. (1023 points, 11 of 11 correct, 77 seconds)
 
2014-05-02 04:32:30 PM  
Remove my pants? Who is still wearing their pants by this point in the day? Geeze.
 
2014-05-02 04:41:56 PM  

cgraves67: Remove my pants? Who is still wearing their pants by this point in the day? Geeze.


I'm still trying to figure out what "take your phone off the hook" means.
 
2014-05-02 05:15:28 PM  

Dverning: It's never to early to be this hammered...

Also, I had to guess on one and, of course, got it wrong and ruined a perfect.  At least I've a better score than TwilightFarkle this week!  AHHAHAHAHahahaha... This deserves a victory beer.

You get a beer!

t3.gstatic.com

Unfreakable:
MOAR BEER

And YOU get a beer!

t0.gstatic.com

jaksmata: (1023 points, 11 of 11 correct, 77 seconds)

www.bradleyejones.org

...and GET THIS MAN SOME BEER, STAT!
 
2014-05-02 06:01:50 PM  
Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 749
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (76 seconds)

There was a trick question/answer in there I missed but can't talk about but OK
 
2014-05-02 06:28:07 PM  

SpdrJay: I'm still trying to figure out what "take your phone off the hook" means.


It means get off the damn lawn. Also this.
 
2014-05-02 08:43:06 PM  
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 656

Not bad, considering that I was guessing on at least half of them.
 
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