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(USA Today)   Kentucky Derby horse "Dance With Fate" is on Twitter; he Tweets about his gallops, his baths, visitors, posts awesome selfies, and has funny quips like, "LOL wut up fillies I'm hung like a...well....me LOL"   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 17
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2014-05-02 10:04:41 PM
Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.
 
2014-05-02 10:10:47 PM
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2014-05-02 10:36:16 PM

4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.


So if Fark bought a horse, this thread would get 4000 posts?
 
2014-05-02 10:45:11 PM

TheManofPA: 4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.

So if Fark bought a horse, this thread would get 4000 posts?


Best kickstater idea... EVER.
 
2014-05-02 10:56:03 PM
Everything gallops so much
 
2014-05-02 11:21:12 PM
The horse ufia can't be found in the database. Please check to see if you've made a typo. Otherwise, you can Add ufia to the database by simply entering sire/dam information.

we're in.
 
2014-05-02 11:39:12 PM

TheManofPA: 4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.

So if Fark bought a horse, this thread would get 4000 posts?


Only if they named him Glue Boy.
 
2014-05-03 12:25:41 AM

4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.


I care about horse racing. My long deceased grandfather thought me about horse racing. I watch the Derby every year with my dad. I've been to the Belmont and the Preakness and one day I'll get to the Derby. I'm not a drunk or a degenerate gambler nor do I own a race horse. If you don't like the threads about horse racing, stay out of them.

Oh yeah, hockey sucks.
 
2014-05-03 12:43:21 AM
That's awesome, racing needs any good pr it can get. I'd trade the PR for a freaking Triple Crown, though. Last one was Affirmed in '78, right?

My friends and I have this ongoing debate whether we'll ever see a horse win the Triple Crown. I hope so, but I doubt it.
 
2014-05-03 02:47:30 AM
Farkers who have a thing for gingers might be interested in the rider on the 1 horse Saturday.
 
2014-05-03 03:19:04 AM
I admit I followed a podium during the NHL Lockout last year, but I will be damned if I follow a horse.
 
2014-05-03 06:05:54 AM

4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.


Hmm...

Hmm...

Nope, don't see anything about hockey in that headline. So you had to click a non-hockey thread and put in the words to the effect of "no1curr moar hockey" in a non-hockey thread.  I'd say you do "curr", bro, since you could've safely stayed tucked away in your hockey thread without even noticing this one.
 
2014-05-03 09:45:24 AM
20:1 odds.
Would be a member of a quinella.

/too far to drive to a parimutuel
//Bookie is making license plates
///bet on slashes
 
2014-05-03 10:44:55 AM

Betep: 20:1 odds.
Would be a member of a quinella.

/too far to drive to a parimutuel
//Bookie is making license plates
///bet on slashes


The Derby is kind of a sucker bet anyway. With that many horses, there's just too many ways things can get weird.
 
2014-05-03 11:24:01 AM

DrBenway: Betep: 20:1 odds.
Would be a member of a quinella.

/too far to drive to a parimutuel
//Bookie is making license plates
///bet on slashes

The Derby is kind of a sucker bet anyway. With that many horses, there's just too many ways things can get weird.


I don't gambol much, just $2.00 bets.
I pick a 'winner' and long-shot across the board and $5 on my pick. Tri and quin too.

I used to go see the Puppies @ Raynham Park on Friday after work with a $25 bill. "Bet with your head, not above it".

I'd love to see The Derby one day. Probably end up with The Unwashed Masses infield.

I have to work today so no Bourbon or Mint Juleps.  I DO get to watch on the clock.
 
2014-05-03 01:52:44 PM

4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.


Because NHL fans are so well-known as intelligent and civilized.
 
2014-05-03 01:54:15 PM

4NSpy: Nobody cares about horse racing. The people who attend are either degenerate gamblers, owners of the horses, or drunks.

Stop interrupting NHL playoff hockey.


I wonder what which of the NHL playoff games today will draw higher ratings than the Derby.  Oh, I DO know:  NONE OF THEM.
 
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