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(The Hairpin)   What is the average size of a clitoris in a human female? A) the size of a chickpea. B) The size of a mini pickle. C) The size of a medium zucchini. Surprisingly, this article was not written by Chyna   (thehairpin.com) divider line 17
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5055 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 May 2014 at 6:12 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-02 10:29:18 PM  
3 votes:
fap.to
2014-05-02 07:04:02 PM  
3 votes:
The girl I was with said it was supposed to look just like my penis but it's just called something else when it's on a girl....
2014-05-02 06:54:51 PM  
3 votes:

Linux_Yes: the Clitoris is an inverted penis with a hole underneath instead of balls.   so you are all gay.


you say that like it's a bad thing

gay for clitoris is my new L7 cover band name
2014-05-03 12:03:56 AM  
2 votes:

TV's Vinnie: [clitorsgonnaclit.jpg]>


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This +1 was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the +1 it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that +1 was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.

His ass.

Five long years, he wore this +1... up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the +1. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of +1 up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, TV's Vinnie, I give the +1 to you.
2014-05-03 11:01:20 AM  
1 votes:
An undertaker had taken on an intern for the summer, on his first day, an attractive young lady had passed away in a car accident. The undertaker instructed the young man to clean the corpse up and prepare it for embalming. After about 15 minutes the young man went into the undertakers office with a question. He said," excuse me sir, but this young lady has a large piece of shrimp hanging out of her vagina". The undertaker wondered what he was talking about and walked into the back room with him. As he examined the body her realized the boy had been mistaken. "That isn't a piece of shrimp young man, that is her clitoris". The young man looked back, shrugged his shoulders, and mumbled, " tasted like shrimp"
2014-05-02 10:20:39 PM  
1 votes:

Heraclitus: netweavr: African or European?

I prefer an unladen swallow...


I see your comment as a  double entendre.
2014-05-02 08:50:33 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: African or European?


I prefer an unladen swallow...
2014-05-02 08:23:30 PM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: the Clitoris is an inverted penis with a hole underneath instead of balls.   so you are all gay.


Stop trying to make the Year of the Clitoris Desktop happen.
The Year of the Clitoris Desktop isn't going to happen.
2014-05-02 08:10:06 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: African or European?


Are you suggesting clitorises migrate?
2014-05-02 07:22:51 PM  
1 votes:
Don't worry ladies. Size doesn't matter.
2014-05-02 07:02:05 PM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Mambo Bananapatch: Women have clitorises? Why, I wonder?

To leave them grimly unsatisfied.


Oh! Well that's a relief, I thought it was me doing that.
2014-05-02 07:00:06 PM  
1 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: Women have clitorises? Why, I wonder?


To leave them grimly unsatisfied.
2014-05-02 06:58:46 PM  
1 votes:
From TFA, the bonus word: "cliteracy". Fantastic.
2014-05-02 06:58:31 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: Sure, the externally visible part of the clitoris is puny, but that is literally the tip of an iceberg that extends deep beneath the pubis, five inches down either wall of the vagina, consists of six separate parts, and carries more nerve endings than the penis.

I was supposed to know this?

I don't know about you, but my first reaction when I see a clitoris is not to pulling out a knife out and perform a surprise dissection.
2014-05-02 06:57:20 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: data on the precise workings of human female genitalia are frustratingly scarce

I volunteer to do testing. For science!


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2014-05-02 06:52:43 PM  
1 votes:
the Clitoris is an inverted penis with a hole underneath instead of balls.   so you are all gay.
2014-05-02 06:23:32 PM  
1 votes:
Taste like Turkey...

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