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(The Hairpin)   What is the average size of a clitoris in a human female? A) the size of a chickpea. B) The size of a mini pickle. C) The size of a medium zucchini. Surprisingly, this article was not written by Chyna   (thehairpin.com) divider line 62
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2014-05-02 05:36:13 PM
iv1.lisimg.com
 
2014-05-02 06:06:17 PM
It has more nerve endings than the penis!?!

I feel so ... cheated.

/And why is this being buried on the Geek tab?
//I would think everyone should know more about the clitoris.
 
2014-05-02 06:13:05 PM
data on the precise workings of human female genitalia are frustratingly scarce

I volunteer to do testing. For science!
 
2014-05-02 06:14:39 PM

AirForceVet: It has more nerve endings than the penis!?!

I feel so ... cheated.

/And why is this being buried on the Geek tab?
//I would think everyone should know more about the clitoris.


I know they're tasty...
 
2014-05-02 06:19:40 PM
Women have clitorises? Why, I wonder?
 
2014-05-02 06:23:32 PM
Taste like Turkey...

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-02 06:30:51 PM
Large clits are like a 4 leaf clover
 
2014-05-02 06:36:56 PM
Where was this study conducted?  Thailand?
 
2014-05-02 06:44:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]


Jeezus, that looks like Amy Schumer with green paint and a slight allergic reaction after a bee sting.
 
2014-05-02 06:48:22 PM
The what?
 
2014-05-02 06:49:49 PM
I've experienced mostly very dainty clitori in my career, but I once had sex with a woman who had one like the tip of a vienna sausage. Man, that was slightly disturbing.
/I'll recover
 
2014-05-02 06:52:22 PM
Yeah, right. They can't find a crashed Boeing 777 but they're claiming they've found the clitoris. Everybody knows that that's impossible.
 
2014-05-02 06:52:43 PM
the Clitoris is an inverted penis with a hole underneath instead of balls.   so you are all gay.
 
2014-05-02 06:54:51 PM

Linux_Yes: the Clitoris is an inverted penis with a hole underneath instead of balls.   so you are all gay.


you say that like it's a bad thing

gay for clitoris is my new L7 cover band name
 
2014-05-02 06:56:43 PM

FarkerSnow: I've experienced mostly very dainty clitori in my career, but I once had sex with a woman who had one like the tip of a vienna sausage. Man, that was slightly disturbing.
/I'll recover


I was just recently experienced this myself. The inner workings don't even fit under the hood
 
2014-05-02 06:56:47 PM
And I still cant find it!

Wa Wah Whaaaaa
 
2014-05-02 06:57:20 PM

fusillade762: data on the precise workings of human female genitalia are frustratingly scarce

I volunteer to do testing. For science!


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-02 06:57:42 PM

FarkerSnow: I've experienced mostly very dainty clitori in my career, but I once had sex with a woman who had one like the tip of a vienna sausage. Man, that was slightly disturbing.
/I'll recover


Thing is, the clitoris is a whole lot bigger than just what you see, and we only found out about how big it was in 2009

Here's a render to show how big it is. I don't think it's NSFW, but I'm not taking any chances
 
2014-05-02 06:58:31 PM
FTFA: Sure, the externally visible part of the clitoris is puny, but that is literally the tip of an iceberg that extends deep beneath the pubis, five inches down either wall of the vagina, consists of six separate parts, and carries more nerve endings than the penis.

I was supposed to know this?

I don't know about you, but my first reaction when I see a clitoris is not to pulling out a knife out and perform a surprise dissection.
 
2014-05-02 06:58:46 PM
From TFA, the bonus word: "cliteracy". Fantastic.
 
2014-05-02 07:00:06 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Women have clitorises? Why, I wonder?


To leave them grimly unsatisfied.
 
2014-05-02 07:01:40 PM

the_sidewinder: FarkerSnow: I've experienced mostly very dainty clitori in my career, but I once had sex with a woman who had one like the tip of a vienna sausage. Man, that was slightly disturbing.
/I'll recover

Thing is, the clitoris is a whole lot bigger than just what you see, and we only found out about how big it was in 2009

Here's a render to show how big it is. I don't think it's NSFW, but I'm not taking any chances


Suddenly this episode...
i50.photobucket.com

Got a whole lot more prophetic.
 
2014-05-02 07:02:05 PM

Snarfangel: Mambo Bananapatch: Women have clitorises? Why, I wonder?

To leave them grimly unsatisfied.


Oh! Well that's a relief, I thought it was me doing that.
 
2014-05-02 07:04:02 PM
The girl I was with said it was supposed to look just like my penis but it's just called something else when it's on a girl....
 
2014-05-02 07:06:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard:


Like a stalk of broccoli.
 
2014-05-02 07:07:39 PM

Bazzlex001: FarkerSnow: I've experienced mostly very dainty clitori in my career, but I once had sex with a woman who had one like the tip of a vienna sausage. Man, that was slightly disturbing.
/I'll recover

I was just recently experienced this myself. The inner workings don't even fit under the hood


Sorry, buddy. In time, you'll be ok.
 
2014-05-02 07:08:45 PM

BumpInTheNight: the_sidewinder: FarkerSnow: I've experienced mostly very dainty clitori in my career, but I once had sex with a woman who had one like the tip of a vienna sausage. Man, that was slightly disturbing.
/I'll recover

Thing is, the clitoris is a whole lot bigger than just what you see, and we only found out about how big it was in 2009

Here's a render to show how big it is. I don't think it's NSFW, but I'm not taking any chances

Suddenly this episode...
[i50.photobucket.com image 694x530]

Got a whole lot more prophetic.


well the game did stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain!

/oblig

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-02 07:19:21 PM

Aezetyr: From TFA, the bonus word: "cliteracy". Fantastic.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-02 07:19:50 PM
I groove on huge meat flaps and a clit that puts Shane Diesel's pecker to shame.

/how do you think I got my last leather jacket?
 
2014-05-02 07:20:10 PM
"In my book Nature's Nether Regions..."

...
Aaaaaand I stopped reading.

/I'd tell the author to go outside, but they might rape something.
 
2014-05-02 07:22:51 PM
Don't worry ladies. Size doesn't matter.
 
2014-05-02 07:39:39 PM
For all those people asking "what's the purpose of a female orgasm?" -

I don't recall where I saw it, but this quote satisfied my curiosity: "The orgasm is nature's way of rewarding you for engaging in reproductive behaviour. Nature didn't need to make it pleasurable, but there you are."
 
2014-05-02 08:02:16 PM
African or European?
 
2014-05-02 08:10:06 PM

netweavr: African or European?


Are you suggesting clitorises migrate?
 
2014-05-02 08:18:04 PM

SpdrJay: The girl I was with said it was supposed to look just like my penis but it's just called something else when it's on a girl....

This same deception was also behind how I became gay.
 
2014-05-02 08:23:30 PM

Linux_Yes: the Clitoris is an inverted penis with a hole underneath instead of balls.   so you are all gay.


Stop trying to make the Year of the Clitoris Desktop happen.
The Year of the Clitoris Desktop isn't going to happen.
 
2014-05-02 08:26:03 PM

fusillade762: netweavr: African or European?

Are you suggesting clitorises migrate?


No, no. The women carry them!
 
2014-05-02 08:32:59 PM

sotua: fusillade762: netweavr: African or European?

Are you suggesting clitorises migrate?

No, no. The women carry them!


What, like general Krang from TMNT?
 
2014-05-02 08:39:56 PM
The what?
 
2014-05-02 08:50:33 PM

netweavr: African or European?


I prefer an unladen swallow...
 
2014-05-02 09:24:33 PM
HOW big?  Let me check, I have a jar of them right here.
 
2014-05-02 09:53:27 PM
Cunny
 
2014-05-02 10:19:56 PM

ol' gormsby: For all those people asking "what's the purpose of a female orgasm?" -

I don't recall where I saw it, but this quote satisfied my curiosity: "The orgasm is nature's way of rewarding you for engaging in reproductive behaviour. Nature didn't need to make it pleasurable, but there you are."


Makes sense. The human race probably wouldn't still be around if sex wasn't fun. Other than instinct, neanderthals or whatever probably wouldn't have bothered, because who in their right mind wants a screamy dependy thing? Sure, enough would that we'd go for a while, but it wouldn't be the same.
 
2014-05-02 10:20:39 PM

Heraclitus: netweavr: African or European?

I prefer an unladen swallow...


I see your comment as a  double entendre.
 
2014-05-02 10:27:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI

I enjoy this video when posting about womens's parts and such.. This is from my hometown.
Sing along.
 
2014-05-02 10:29:18 PM
fap.to
 
2014-05-03 12:03:56 AM

TV's Vinnie: [clitorsgonnaclit.jpg]>


img.fark.net

This +1 was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the +1 it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that +1 was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.

His ass.

Five long years, he wore this +1... up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the +1. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of +1 up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, TV's Vinnie, I give the +1 to you.
 
2014-05-03 12:06:03 AM

fusillade762: data on the precise workings of human female genitalia are frustratingly scarce

I volunteer to do testing. For science!


He's so brave. He's so brave. He'll be her love slave. FOREVER!
 
2014-05-03 01:31:40 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-03 01:41:46 AM
I love the clitoris.

Any man who is afraid of (or unaware of) the clitoris is a man who doesn't deserve sex.
 
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