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(Huffington Post)   Fox News cuts away from Obama/Merkel press conference, promising its viewers that it will return the moment any Benghazi questions come up. No, really   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 294
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2014-05-02 02:03:56 PM  
these people are farking deranged.
 
2014-05-02 02:10:37 PM  
This is the 6th (sixth, number 6, VI, Binary: 011) house committee formed on Benghazi.  Aren't the supposed to have at least 10 votes to repeal Obamacare between each formation of a house committee on Benghazi?
 
2014-05-02 02:11:28 PM  
As I said in another thread:

Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican? Is it really their plan to hold onto that already-two-year-old bone for the next two years? I'm not sure that's such a solid strategy. Americans have a notoriously short memory.
 
2014-05-02 02:13:21 PM  
We are not anticipating that that [question] would be about the situation with Benghazi, which is breaking news since the president has been talking, really

What?
 
2014-05-02 02:16:54 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: As I said in another thread:

Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican? Is it really their plan to hold onto that already-two-year-old bone for the next two years? I'm not sure that's such a solid strategy. Americans have a notoriously short memory.


it's simple: they see obama as illegitimate. they're looking for a reason to impeach. that's what this is about. they cannot stand the fact that a black democrat beat their guy - twice!
 
2014-05-02 02:18:55 PM  
This is the most scandal ridden administration since Clinton, at least by a count of accusations and unsubstantiated allegations.

I'm a little surprised by the persistence of the attempt to make Benghazi a scandal, but, if you recall, they were taking a lot of heat a year or two ago when they were jumping from one scandal to another when the first didn't stick.

I guess they think they'd look stupid if they kept up the scandal-of-the-week approach, so they're sticking with this one.

The GOP strategists demonstrate a poor ability to learn.
 
2014-05-02 02:25:07 PM  
They love to leave out the other 20 embassies hit that day as a result of te video leaving the CIA to conclude this was the same thing, or leave out the part where the house republicans refused embasie security or all the deaths at US embassies during the Bush years
 
2014-05-02 02:34:31 PM  

FlashHarry: Sin_City_Superhero: As I said in another thread:

Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican? Is it really their plan to hold onto that already-two-year-old bone for the next two years? I'm not sure that's such a solid strategy. Americans have a notoriously short memory.

it's simple: they see obama as illegitimate. they're looking for a reason to impeach. that's what this is about. they cannot stand the fact that a black democrat beat their guy - twice!


a head of cabbage would have beaten Romney.  Hell, Barbara Buono could have beaten Romney.  Both of their campaigns included the message of "Vote for me, I'm not my opponent"
 
2014-05-02 02:53:18 PM  

FlashHarry: it's simple: they see obama as illegitimate. they're looking for a reason to impeach. that's what this is about. they cannot stand the fact that a black democrat beat their guy - twice!


President Biden, hmmm...  I'm sure they think they'd have a softie on their hands with him, but Joe doesn't seem to be nearly as afflicted with inter-party diplomacy or a filter like Barack Obama, the second-term President of the United States does.
 
2014-05-02 04:44:12 PM  

FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.


Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked
 
2014-05-02 04:44:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican?


What makes you think they're doing this for political reasons?
 
2014-05-02 04:45:58 PM  

factoryconnection: FlashHarry: it's simple: they see obama as illegitimate. they're looking for a reason to impeach. that's what this is about. they cannot stand the fact that a black democrat beat their guy - twice!

President Biden, hmmm...  I'm sure they think they'd have a softie on their hands with him, but Joe doesn't seem to be nearly as afflicted with inter-party diplomacy or a filter like Barack Obama, the second-term President of the United States does.


I want President Joe just so we could watch him roll around in an up-armored trans-am.
 
2014-05-02 04:47:02 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Sin_City_Superhero: Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican?

What makes you think they're doing this for political reasons?


Well, they've had a number of hearings so far and haven't been able to find a damn thing. It must be because they didn't dig deep enough.
 
2014-05-02 04:47:15 PM  
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2014-05-02 04:47:24 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked


who is "they" and which embassy was attacked?
 
2014-05-02 04:47:59 PM  

MrBallou: I guess they think they'd look stupid if they kept up the scandal-of-the-week approach, so they're sticking with this one.


They were beating the IRS dead horse a couple of weeks ago.  Actually, it was right around April 15th.  Imagine that.
 
2014-05-02 04:48:16 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Sin_City_Superhero: Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican?

What makes you think they're doing this for political reasons?


Yeah. There's always severe mental illness reasons.
 
2014-05-02 04:50:33 PM  
The GOP is still deeply butt hurt. They are like little girls with broken hearts. We'll just have to be patient with them and they will eventually come out of their room when they get hungry.
 
2014-05-02 04:51:42 PM  

MrBallou: This is the most scandal ridden administration since Clinton, at least by a count of accusations and unsubstantiated allegations.

I'm a little surprised by the persistence of the attempt to make Benghazi a scandal, but, if you recall, they were taking a lot of heat a year or two ago when they were jumping from one scandal to another when the first didn't stick.

I guess they think they'd look stupid if they kept up the scandal-of-the-week approach, so they're sticking with this one.

The GOP strategists demonstrate a poor ability to learn.


The problem is actually that the National Security/ Strong Defense Party presided over the greatest security failure in 200 years. They have to reassure the faithful that The DhimmyCraps are worse.
 
2014-05-02 04:52:52 PM  
With the length of time this farce has gone on, I have begun to wonder if they really are still farking that chicken or whether the first time they stuck it in they couldn't get it back out.
 
2014-05-02 04:52:56 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked


Really? They didn't have all the available security in the country in the air inside of 60 minutes?
 
2014-05-02 04:54:43 PM  
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2014-05-02 04:55:10 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: As I said in another thread:

Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican? Is it really their plan to hold onto that already-two-year-old bone for the next two years? I'm not sure that's such a solid strategy. Americans have a notoriously short memory.


It whips up the base.  It's obviously not aimed to peel off liberals but they don't care even if it alienates independents.  They're using it to cobble over the huge fractures between core constituencies in their base - establishment vs libertarian vs tea party.  Not one of those three monolithic bases will care if a candidate from another wing gets nominated as long as he drapes himself over the coffins that came out of Benghazi.

They're betting on a mobilized, enthusiastic, batshiat insane base over half their base and a handful of independents.  It'll most like work in 2014 but get crushed in 2016.
 
2014-05-02 04:55:31 PM  
I didn't know they had a hot anchor woman who wasn't a blonde! She's quite hot. I never watch Fox, so I really didn't know.
 
2014-05-02 04:55:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-05-02 04:56:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked


Your fake outrage is fake.  You didn't say shiat when 63 embassy staff were killed under Bush, do did ya, pumpkin?
 
2014-05-02 04:57:35 PM  

FlashHarry: it's simple: they see obama as illegitimate. they're looking for a reason to impeach. that's what this is about. they cannot stand the fact that a black democrat beat their guy - twice!


it's simple: they see clinton as illegitimate. they're looking for a reason to impeach. that's what this is about. they cannot stand the fact that a white democrat beat their guy - twice!

/the more things change
 
2014-05-02 04:57:38 PM  
I mean, they are favoring Benghazi over WAR COVERAGE? Actual shots fired in the Ukraine, and it's STILL not as important to them as yet another (impending) Benghazi panel?

That's how you know they're super cereal about Benghazi.
 
2014-05-02 04:57:54 PM  

Delta1212: We are not anticipating that that [question] would be about the situation with Benghazi, which is breaking news since the president has been talking, really

What?


There's breaking news about Benghazi???? What is it???
 
2014-05-02 04:59:09 PM  

mrshowrules: This is the 6th (sixth, number 6, VI, Binary: 011) house committee formed on Benghazi.  Aren't the supposed to have at least 10 votes to repeal Obamacare between each formation of a house committee on Benghazi?


You're bad at New Math.  Binary 6 is 110.  You were halfway there.
 
2014-05-02 04:59:50 PM  
Like a dog that returns to his own vomit....these fools just can't resist coming back to Benghazi.

Incredible.
 
2014-05-02 04:59:54 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked


You are probably the least intelligent troll on Fark, out of a very big field of trolls. You should be either very proud or try something else. If you don't consider yourself to be a "troll" substitute the word "contributor".
 
2014-05-02 05:00:06 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Delta1212: We are not anticipating that that [question] would be about the situation with Benghazi, which is breaking news since the president has been talking, really

What?

There's breaking news about Benghazi???? What is it???


Fox News:Benghazi::CNN:Flight 370

BREAKING NEWS: WE MENTIONED OUR PET PROJECT ON AIR!
 
2014-05-02 05:00:28 PM  
Chicken: "LUBE. FOR GOD'S SAKE...SOMEBODY GET ME LUBRICANT...(sob) I BEG YOU..."
 
2014-05-02 05:01:58 PM  

Crapinoleum: You're bad at New Math.  Binary 6 is 110.  You were halfway there.


I'm glad somebody (you) corrected that. It was bothering me, but seemed minor. Thank you.
 
2014-05-02 05:02:15 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Sin_City_Superhero: Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican?

What makes you think they're doing this for political reasons?


Aren't you just the cutest thing!
 
2014-05-02 05:03:26 PM  

physt: Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked

Your fake outrage is fake.  You didn't say shiat when 63 embassy staff were killed under Bush, do did ya, pumpkin?


He doesn't even know it wasn't an embassy.  He's well infromed.
 
2014-05-02 05:03:27 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: As I said in another thread:

Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican? Is it really their plan to hold onto that already-two-year-old bone for the next two years? I'm not sure that's such a solid strategy. Americans have a notoriously short memory.


They're just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. Benghazi is just the stickiest thing up to this point.

/Drake ought to do a parody song replacing the word "Versace" with the word "Benghazi."
 
2014-05-02 05:03:35 PM  

BMulligan: Kangaroo_Ralph: Sin_City_Superhero: Do they think that voters are going to be outraged about Benghazi when they go to the polls in 2016, thus causing them to vote Republican?

What makes you think they're doing this for political reasons?

Aren't you just the cutest thing!


He might have a point, actually. It depends on whether you count "Spite and butthurt" as political reasons.
 
2014-05-02 05:04:08 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: There's breaking news about Benghazi???? What is it???


it's the second-largest city in Libya.  but that's not important right now.
 
2014-05-02 05:04:14 PM  

Ambivalence: Like a dog that returns to his own vomit....these fools just can't resist coming back to Benghazi.

Incredible.


Straight outta Proverbs
"As a dog returns to it's own vomit, so a Republican returns to it's Benghazi scandal"

See? Is there anything that ISN'T in the bible? Checkmate, atheists.
 
2014-05-02 05:05:33 PM  

red5ish: Crapinoleum: You're bad at New Math.  Binary 6 is 110.  You were halfway there.

I'm glad somebody (you) corrected that. It was bothering me, but seemed minor. Thank you.


just doesn't seem right, somebody going around with their significant bit backwards, and all.
 
2014-05-02 05:07:03 PM  
jennifer bendery @jbendery  10m

House GOP in full IRS/Benghazi freakout mode. Today = Kerry subpoena + new Benghazi cmte, Tues = hearing on Lois Lerner contempt res


Give it rest GOP, would you?  Please?
 
2014-05-02 05:07:33 PM  
Fox News:  By idiots, for idiots.  Oh, and balanced, or something.
 
2014-05-02 05:07:33 PM  
Hey libtardos!! At least no Americans were killed by terrorists on Bush's watch!!


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2014-05-02 05:08:21 PM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: They love to leave out the other 20 embassies hit that day as a result of te video leaving the CIA to conclude this was the same thing, or leave out the part where the house republicans refused embasie security or all the deaths at US embassies during the Bush years


And that is EXACTLY what the "damning" emails say exactly. Not that they were going to blame it on the video because the Lizard People wanted it that way, but because there were farking protests EVERYWHERE and that would be your first assumption. It still isn't clear how much of it was a protest, and how much was AlQuaeda taking advantage of a high tension situation.
 
2014-05-02 05:10:31 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: jennifer bendery @jbendery  10m

House GOP in full IRS/Benghazi freakout mode. Today = Kerry subpoena + new Benghazi cmte, Tues = hearing on Lois Lerner contempt res

Give it rest GOP, would you?  Please?


It can never rest.  Like a person with a severe concussion you can't let it rest for fear that it will die.
 
2014-05-02 05:10:42 PM  
Then they have that goddamned ALERT!! ALERT!! graphic up no mater WHAT the fark is happening. It could be Auntie Mabel talking about her cupcake recipe, with the ingredients on the crawl, and it would be a farking ALERT!! The next Roger Ailles biography should be titled 'Fearmongering for Profit'.
 
2014-05-02 05:11:17 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Delta1212: We are not anticipating that that [question] would be about the situation with Benghazi, which is breaking news since the president has been talking, really

What?

There's breaking news about Benghazi???? What is it???


The breaking news is that Fox News is broken, I think.
 
2014-05-02 05:12:15 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FlashHarry: these people are farking deranged.

Well they did nothing when an embassy was being attacked


Wow can you imagine if some Americans were attacked and Bush was president and sat around and did nothing. Can you Imagine how many investigations there would be?

img.fark.net

I think there was ZERO?
 
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