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(Space.com)   "All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there." Haha, you didn't say anything about Ganymede, suckers   (space.com ) divider line
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2014-05-02 02:55:04 PM  
Yeah, but Ganymede is a male!

/Doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, Baby.
 
2014-05-02 03:26:49 PM  
There better be monsters on Ganymede, dammit. Because we have been looking FOREVER! No monsters anywhere! We live in the most boring system in the 'verse ...
 
2014-05-02 03:27:56 PM  
Hey Europa, say goodbye to everyone!
 
2014-05-02 04:02:12 PM  
 
2014-05-02 04:05:25 PM  

HawgWild: There better be monsters on Ganymede, dammit. Because we have been looking FOREVER! No monsters anywhere! We live in the most boring system in the 'verse ...


We wanted something interesting, neil! Like diamonds, sherbert, or a squirrel with a gun!

"But these moon rocks" "OH for fark's sake niel!"

/Izzard
 
2014-05-02 04:23:21 PM  

dittybopper: Yeah, but Ganymede is a male!

/Doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, Baby.


Not according to Jupiter's penis.
 
2014-05-02 04:39:00 PM  
www.renovationsf.org

"Whew!"
 
2014-05-02 04:50:41 PM  
On the one hand I'd like to be "wow such model/so speculate/many maybe"

But OTOH this is the kind of basic planetology that we need. And especially in this time in human history, when speculative planetology is what will get us the offworld colonies that are key to humanity's future.
 
2014-05-02 04:52:31 PM  
img.fark.net

What, no love for the Sea Rats of Ganymede?
 
2014-05-02 05:02:58 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: On the one hand I'd like to be "wow such model/so speculate/many maybe"

But OTOH this is the kind of basic planetology that we need. And especially in this time in human history, when speculative planetology is what will get us the offworld colonies that are key to humanity's future.


I would love for us to find intelligent life. Like, as in, they made contact with us as a people. The impact on society and religion would be extremely interesting to watch.
 
2014-05-02 05:33:23 PM  

RoxtarRyan: I would love for us to find intelligent life. Like, as in, they made contact with us as a people. The impact on society and religion would be extremely interesting to watch.


I agree, and I would really hope it didn't lead to intergalactic war. Sadly, I fully imagine that there would be batshiat crazy groups on our planet that would be like "zomg the aliens don't believe in our God! or the aliens claim to have proof that there is no God! KILL THE MONSTERS!" And they'd make it a priority to attack some diplomatic envoy visiting our planet.

If you've ever seen the movie "Contact," I thought that was an epic example of how humans might react in modern times to news that alien life is real.
 
2014-05-02 06:04:24 PM  

strangeluck: [img.fark.net image 375x360]

What, no love for the Sea Rats of Ganymede?


wow, I just rewatched that episode last night. crazy
 
2014-05-02 08:11:22 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Fark like a Barsoomian: On the one hand I'd like to be "wow such model/so speculate/many maybe"

But OTOH this is the kind of basic planetology that we need. And especially in this time in human history, when speculative planetology is what will get us the offworld colonies that are key to humanity's future.

I would love for us to find intelligent life. Like, as in, they made contact with us as a people. The impact on society and religion would be extremely interesting to watch.


Worked out great for the Native Americans
 
2014-05-02 08:41:44 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Fark like a Barsoomian: On the one hand I'd like to be "wow such model/so speculate/many maybe"

But OTOH this is the kind of basic planetology that we need. And especially in this time in human history, when speculative planetology is what will get us the offworld colonies that are key to humanity's future.

I would love for us to find intelligent life. Like, as in, they made contact with us as a people. The impact on society and religion would be extremely interesting to watch.


I don't know, I hear those Jovian Lizards are real assholes.
 
2014-05-02 08:52:56 PM  

stratagos: Worked out great for the Native Americans


welovetvmore.com
stratagos = Professor Mason
 
2014-05-03 12:16:19 AM  
Ah, it's this old tease again. Look NASA, have you gone there? No? Are you actively planning a mission to go there? No? Then I just don't care!
 
2014-05-03 02:16:59 AM  
"The slippery thighs of a boy are superior to the stench and gaping looseness of the female cave." - Ganymede
 
2014-05-03 06:21:19 AM  
"Ganymede's ocean might be organized like a Dagwood sandwich,"
i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-03 10:57:06 AM  
The problem with subterranean life is that if it expands it will eventually be limited by energy sources. Chlorophyll changed the planet.
 
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