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(My Fox Chicago)   Driving drunk to a police station, beating your girlfriend in the lobby and resisting arrest is no way to go through life, birthday boy   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Chicago News, Vance Nono, proof of insurance, resisting arrest, Rum and Coke  
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2317 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2014 at 10:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-02 11:16:30 PM  
1 vote:
Assaulting peace officers and significant others? That is definitely.....

*dons sunglasses*

.........a Nono.

2014-05-02 07:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
No no NO no no nononono no no no NO nononono No no NO no no NO no no no no Nobody can do the SHIMMY!! like I do ... Nobody can do the SHAKE! like I do ... Nobody can do the BOOGALOO!! like I do ... Nobody but me, baby ... Nobody but me.
2014-05-02 05:50:59 PM  
1 vote:
If someone drives up his one-way street in jail, the guards can say they didn't intervene because they thought he was just shouting his own name over and over
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