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(My Fox Chicago)   Driving drunk to a police station, beating your girlfriend in the lobby and resisting arrest is no way to go through life, birthday boy   (myfoxchicago.com) divider line 20
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2014-05-02 05:44:39 PM  
At least he saved the city some gas money.
 
2014-05-02 05:50:59 PM  
If someone drives up his one-way street in jail, the guards can say they didn't intervene because they thought he was just shouting his own name over and over
 
2014-05-02 07:57:20 PM  
No no NO no no nononono no no no NO nononono No no NO no no NO no no no no Nobody can do the SHIMMY!! like I do ... Nobody can do the SHAKE! like I do ... Nobody can do the BOOGALOO!! like I do ... Nobody but me, baby ... Nobody but me.
 
2014-05-02 11:03:26 PM  
Him and the lady that stabbed her boyfriend to death in the other article should hook up.
 
2014-05-02 11:07:23 PM  
Miata Phelan

Her parents must have like Japanese cars. And criminals.
 
2014-05-02 11:08:17 PM  
I'll bet he asked to have the day off at his place of employment because it's his birthday.

Or more likely he just called in.

/called in? or called out? I dunno, it's funny how two opposite sayings mean the same thing.
 
2014-05-02 11:09:13 PM  

CRtwenty: Him and the lady that stabbed her boyfriend to death in the other article should hook up.


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2014-05-02 11:10:37 PM  

"Vance Nono, 51,, of the 7200 block of West 39th Street in Lyons, had been celebrating his birthday by drinking champagne and rum and cokes for most of the day..."


If the only thing I have to look forward to on my 51st birthday is getting shiatfaced, then how how can I tell it's my birthday instead of say, Tuesday?

 
2014-05-02 11:14:17 PM  
Happy birthday, now bend over , spread ' em and cough!
 
2014-05-02 11:16:30 PM  
Assaulting peace officers and significant others? That is definitely.....


*dons sunglasses*

.........a Nono.

/YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2014-05-02 11:26:07 PM  
Why did he drive to the police station?
 
2014-05-02 11:26:23 PM  
And if she should tell you "I love you"
Just remember she said that to me
Tell her Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono
 
2014-05-02 11:27:16 PM  

Kevin72: And if she should tell you "I love you"
Just remember she said that to me
Tell her Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono


/Bonus: The Zombies
 
2014-05-03 12:09:08 AM  
Well he sure sucked the fun outta his day and blew his chances for a special b-da bj.

/fark is turning me back into an adolescent
 
2014-05-03 12:19:27 AM  

skinink: "Vance Nono, 51,, of the 7200 block of West 39th Street in Lyons, had been celebrating his birthday by drinking champagne and rum and cokes for most of the day..."

If the only thing I have to look forward to on my 51st birthday is getting shiatfaced, then how how can I tell it's my birthday instead of say, Tuesday?


That's all I had to look forward to then, and all I did. IIRC the frigging weather was too awful for a good dog walk.

By the way, FTFA:

Nono was charged with domestic battery, battery to a police officer, resisting a police officer and DUI, and cited for improper lane usage, following too closely and no proof of insurance, police said. He was ordered held on a $12,000 bond.
He has had 10 prior arrests for battery, theft, fighting with police and traffic offenses, police said.


So why bother locking this violent idiot up? Let a firing squad handle him. Save the world some grief.


/"Ain't there a man who can say no more/ and ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw..."
 
2014-05-03 12:58:14 AM  
Am I in before T1?
 
2014-05-03 01:30:57 AM  
My birthday is tomorrow and this was exactly my plan. Dammit, now I'll have to come up with something else.
 
2014-05-03 03:56:28 AM  

Stephen_Falken: My birthday is tomorrow and this was exactly my plan. Dammit, now I'll have to come up with something else.


Let this guy be a lesson to you, you can only pack so much fun into one day, and no more.  Lets see, he injured a cop, so he probably capped off his special day by "falling down the stairs" at the police station, a couple of times.
 
2014-05-03 06:50:27 AM  
www.sabotagetimes.com
 
2014-05-03 08:43:27 AM  
This is a weird story.
Why did he drive to the police station? Also, cited for improper lane usage, following too closely? If this all happened inside police station, where do they get that?
 
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